#sitcom arch frienemies

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Benitora, eyeing Sasuke’s petite frame: You’re one of the Sanada Ten?

Sasuke: Yes, Yukimura needs someone low to the ground to deal with the bottom feeders like you.

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Benitora, fighting Akira: Can’t we just stop fighting and talk this out?

Akira: Can you only do one thing at a time? Luckily I can move my body and my mouth at the same time, so I can fight you and describe how badly you’re losing at the same time!

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Akira: I realized you were right when you told me I never said anything nice to you.

Benitora: So....are you going to say something now?

Akira: I hadn’t thought that far ahead...

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Benitora, thoroughly intoxicated: You're not an in-between kind of guy. People either love you or hate you.

Akira: Really?

Benitora: I mean, I hated you when we first met.

Akira: I remember.

Benitora: And now...

Akira: And now?

Benitora: Well...now I don’t.

Akira: That means a lot to me, it really does.

Benitora: And that is from the heart! I really do... not hate you anymore.

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[Killing time with arts and crafts be like]

Benitora: *holds up drawing of a vaguely animal like shape* I’ve been working all day on my Haku!

Akira: It looks just like him to me.

Benitora: Thank you, I worked really--

Benitora: Why do you feel the need to do that?

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Sasuke: If pushed...I’d say you’re just slightly less dangerous than lime Jell-o.

Benitora: Is this what everyone thinks of me?

Akira: Oh no no, some people think lemon.

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Sasuke: Thanks for helping me look for Tora.

Akira: No problem. I’ll check the dumpster.

Sasuke: Uh, we’re not looking for dead Tora.

Akira: Atta boy! You stay optimistic.

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Sasuke, on his birthday: I’m one year older...

Benitora: Yep, that’s usually how birthdays work.

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Benitora: I’m here if you want to talk.

Sasuke: And even if I don’t.

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Sasuke, to Benitora: I don't have to like you, I don't have to be nice to you, and I can make fun of you whenever I want, because when it really comes down to it... I will always have your back.

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Benitora: What am I supposed to do out here?

Sasuke: Why don’t you go meditate on the poor life decisions you’ve made?

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Benitora: Yuya-han, we have a problem.

Yuya: Guys, I am not your mother, so don’t come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn’t like.

Benitora: I’m telling you, he’s crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice.

Sasuke: No, I didn’t.

Benitora: Oh, so you’re saying you didn’t threaten to cut my hair off and give it to Yukimura-han as a birthday present?

Sasuke: You know, Tora, I think you’re taking my words a little out of context.

Benitora: What?! What context?!

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Akira: Hey, do you know the password to Tora’s computer?

Hotaru: Fuck you, Akira.

Akira: Hey!!

Hotaru: No, you misunderstood, the password is “fuckyouakira”.

Akira: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Benitora: Sasuke, how can I get back on your good side?

Sasuke: It’s going to take about three weeks of not talking to me.

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Sasuke: I feel a strange emotion towards you.

Benitora: Respect?

Sasuke: Never.

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Yuya: Uh-oh. Sasuke-kun’s gonna be mad.

Benitora: Yeah, well, he’s twelve and tiny. What’s he going to do? Kick my ass?

Benitora’s Brain: Again?