#skeezy

[carl-casey]

Sketchy: That's not funny.

Skeezy: I thought it was funny.

Sketchy: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

[evilhorse]

But can I help it if bodies are what I like best?

[stonecoldfoxxy]

Now that was a realisistic dream.

[majimasleftasscheek]

cam girl Goromi and her biggest fan 🥰 commish for goromimichan~

[spidermanifested]

i really enjoy. this frame (click and zoom in for details)

bonus:

[popstart]

sammy and alejandro would not bond over their sibling issues are you kidding me. sammy would hate him for being so underhanded in a way that can only remind her of amy, and alejandro would dislike her for being so passive (he stood up to his brother, sammy never really did). sure they have the 1 thing in common, but the rest of their issues conflict so badly they would hate eachother.

[sillystringsimpsons]

Memphis can do a little boykissing... As a treat.

The other character is Caleb, he belongs to @bakedbrioche ^^

interactions hugely appreciated :33

[moonshynecybin]

i have THREE separate gifsets saved to my drafts from aug/sept 2016 where vale and marc are sitting down to a press conference and vale is politely ignoring marc and marc turns FULLY to vale like hand out body posture oriented towards him and makes a big ass point of saying CIAO. hopeful as shit. and i think he was reallyyyy trying like he thought enough time had passed and he could maybe make some headway to being friends again and it makes me SAD !

[aicosu]

[jesse-pinko]

Anyways my point w the Andrea thing is that the writers of Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul are demonstrably talented and capable of writing both compelling female characters and romances and if they had any regard for their one ☝️ woc character the show would have been much stronger for it bc we actually would have had some investment in her character and relationship with Jesse and he still could have had his bittersweet ending where he has to face up to the consequences of his actions while also having his humanity and his trauma acknowledged BUT I would also like to add that it was a huge, huge misstep and a discredit to the narrative for a show with such a heavy emphasis on themes of toxic masculinity to skirt around the issue of Walter and Hank feeling emasculated by and deliberately targeting men of color as the recipients of their violence, because they resent having to put up a respectable suburban front while simultaneously believing that doing so makes them inherently more civilized. And it’s equally frustrating to me that the show never acknowledges that the reason Jesse doesn’t initially grasp the full scope of the damage he’s causing is because of his privilege and him essentially playing at being a gangster without having any real idea of what the consequences will look like bc of his upbringing, and how his naivety is a privilege in and of itself that does just as much damage as Walter’s straightforward entitlement and malice.

[mysebacielblog]

We’ve been waiting for years

[cybertron-after-dark]

You are so right about MegaShock fucking nasty on the moon. Both because holy fuck, what a reunion frag, and the weird ideological middle finger that is fucking on the Autobots' prized war-winning ship. They're so weird and I love them.

They are SO unhinged on similar wavelengths and I'm obsessed with them.

Megatron is a poetic bastard and at least a bit of a hedonist. Finally seeing the only bot he trusts without question in person after several decades, finally having the chance to be up close and personal and intimate with the one person he knows it's safe to be vulnerable around, FINALLY getting the chance to reward his most loyal servant in the best way he knows how to, with physical pleasure and soft, whispered praise. All while aboard a ship and weapon that's been the greatest source of misery for his faction the war ever threw at them, now squarely in his control to turn on his enemies, and to mark as his forever with the miasma of his perversions he takes nothing but pride in.

And then Shockwave's in a place where he can finally be himself around others again, free to wear his true emotions as openly as he can with no face, free of the uptight and near-puritanical shackles of autobot moral sensibilities he's been stuck confirming to for decades. Back among friends, allies, people who know the real him without the mask he's forced himself to wear for far too long. Finally with his beloved leader again, who he would do anything for, who makes him feel loved and special and useful. What better way to serve his dear master than to offer up his own frame that hasn't been touched since he entered Autobot territory? All while aboard the latest trophy his liege has taken, a weapon of war fit for a conqueror.

It's just too perfect to pass up on really.

Rip to Optimus, you know they did it right on the bridge, probably right in the captain's seat. Hes never getting the funk out of that ship 💀

[astarab1aze]

👀 + That you love me as ardently as you always have, that no bitterness haunts you, no grief nor regret keeps you shackled to your life on Earth; that you remember me with all the fondness and all the enduring loyalty of a soulmate after my final light has winked out, and that you follow not far behind to meet me in the hereafter; for your branches to mix with mine when we meet, our roots to join when we touch, and our souls to entwine completely, in the bed of stars that's cradled all great lovers long lost to time. Eternity, infinity—maybe a heaven in a wildflower. // Y'know.

send me your filth

"Y'know, pretty boy, sometimes, I think youse a much better poet than I could ever be. Ya say it so effortlessly, rolls right off the tongue, like ya been practicin' fer years - 'r at least long 'nough to prove ya can do it better, cheeky lil shit." But he's not coming from a place of jealousy, envy, nor irritation, but love - reverence, unerring loyalty and devotion pulling a crooked grin into place, lazy blue sweeping over so slender and beloved a form. Rough fingertips, ever so eager in their protective gathering, ease over hips he'd bitten, kissed, and run his tongue over a thousand times, appreciating the flesh there, gripping and squeezing with all the wanton fervor a lovesick teenager.

With all his Hell-blackened heart, there wasn't a single thing in this world or the next that could change how desperately he loved the warlock, how willingly he'd give himself to the flames of Hell if only to hear him speak sweet poetry one last time, to hear his voice in soothing low tones confess to him his secrets and loves as though he were worthy of the prayer. Oh, endlessly, in all things, in all places, there was no room in his heart for any at all but V; No matter how long he lived following his passing, he would persist long enough to see him and have him again, to belong to him, to love him, to kneel before him and kiss his fingers as a knight would his king-- Silly, to draw that comparison, but no less weighty in the modern era as they would've been in a bygone age. "Keep goin', swee'heart. Don't stop now. I wanna hear everythin' youse got goin' on up there, complete with all yer William Blake references, yeah? Mmmm, want kisses after too--"

[quilleth]

I'm going to need a dlc to go fist fight mystra, mizora, and zariel. IDK how we get to deal with Shar or Vlaakith so might need to throw them in there too.

I'm on a quest to fight some gods, devils, etc for fucking with my friends. Like no, fuck off. You already had a chance to not be a dick, now meet me in the fucking pit bitches.

[jollyreginaldrancher]

No thoughts, head empty

Just vibing to my TaiVan playlist

The quote in the description that Spotify cuts up on mobile is:

"To live without you

is to be robbed of love

and what is life without it?

To live without you

is death to me, my love

but some call it life."

~Rumi

[transgayhawkeyepierce]

Some Like It Hot-esq scenario where Hawkeye and Klinger are the crossdressing musicians on the run, and Trapper and Soon-Lee are the love interests