#skekekt x reader

[skekshroom]

How would the skeksis react to being pregnant with reader's child?

anon this is one of the menu specialty items! ◉>◉

SkekShod: He’s very happy! Let’s preface with the fact that he’s super happy and very excited to be a dad. That being said, he complains constantly. The discomfort, cramps, cravings, etc- If he can’t say it he will sign it. It doesn’t matter but you’re going to hear him complain. Very clingy, he wants you to be around him constantly, insists on you talking to the childling.

SkekTek: Tells absolutely no one, he’s far too scared of being targeted. You have to tell the others. He goes very broody, and will snap at the others. He’s a little stressed out the whole time, barely has the time or energy to relax because he insists on taking the reigns in preparing for the baby to come. Please get him to sit down he really needs to.

SkekSo: Two words: pleased and paranoid. He much prefers carrying rather than have you carry because then he never has to separate from his baby. He’s terrified of anything happening to them. Very demanding, but not as cranky as one would expect, he doesn’t get violent with skeksis that come near him. He’s very proud of himself and his child but he’s gonna put you to work during his entire term.

SkekEkt: Will act dramatic about it, but is surprisingly one of the hardiest mums. They aren’t actually fazed by any of the pain and handles it like a champ... But they also love making a scene and will complain if anybody asks how they feel for a little extra pampering and attention. You and Ayuk are very excited!

SkekMal: He goes back to the castle for his term, surprisingly. As much as he has disdain for the atmosphere of the castle, he knows he needs care during this time and doesn’t want to risk complications.  Goes EXTREMELY broody. Starts nesting,  and if a skeksis gets close, he will draw blood. You, SkekSo, and SkekTek (with warning) are allowed near, of course. He wants to see as little of the others as possible, though. He asks you to come up with names.

[the-vibe-dealer]

could I get a skeksis matchup? I'm a gemini, INTP, history dork. I'm kinda of short, 5"2, with dyed pastel hair, and blue eyes with little yellow flecks. I spend a lot of my time reading about types history, like prehistory, art history, really anything historical. When I'm not reading, or taking notes on the reading, I'm painting or outfit planning. I love to paint my clothing, my room, various objects, so I'm surrounded by colour. I tend to dress very cutesy, and only in pastels and florals.

i match you with: SkekEkt the Ornamentalist!

SkekEkt initially takes an interest in you due to your colorful appearance and cutesy style of clothing. It’s so interesting to him, nothing like he’s ever seen before! Eventually though, his interest begins to expand to your artistic nature and your bookish personality, him finding your contentedness with quiet hobbies rather fascinating. He’s more than happy to simply sit with you as you read or paint, though he’ll definitely have trouble with staying quiet, so I hope you don’t mind having him ramble in the background. He will dress you up, that much is a given. But he’d also be absolutely ecstatic if you ever decided you wanted to dress him up, as well!

Honorable Mentions: SkekOk and SkekGra

[doobasgirlgg]

SkekEkt with a Partner that also enjoys sewing?

SkekEkt with an s/o that likes sewing

Oh my lord once he here’s you like to sew he will ask you if you could sew up some of his new designs and he will be so excited because he gets to hangout with someone who makes outfits like he does

Loves it when you create new designs with him.

Will kiss your sore hands when your going to bed.

If you have little skeklings he’ll love it when you make them little clothes.

If he ripped his robes he’d ask you nicely if you could sew them for him.

You’d sew the gelflings robes whenever they’d rip them and it would make skekEkt a little jealous since he feels like you should only be sewing his clothes.

@majoras-tears

[urleaf]

yoo hello hello if you do mystics may I rq some urgoh x reader? Or SkekEkt, tysm! (@skekshroom)

Ofc ofc. pleading emoji noises.  UrGoh’s reckless counterpart had left him in a lot of pain, which lead you to take care of the poor mystic. At this point you could be considered a nurse. Whenever UrGoh was in pain he’d cuddle up to you, no matters what time of  day or what you’re doing, like a kitten. Something about your touch was so healing to him. He was convinced you had a superpower. Any time you placed your hand on him all his pain alleviated. Currently you were doing your arts and crafts when you heard the mystic let out a low hum. He laid down next to you, resting his head on your thighs, his tail behind your back. You let out a long exhale and put your things away. "Again?" you ask, placing one of your hands on his forehead feeling his rough skin, and the other playing with his hair. The mystic hums and melts in your touch.  This is how most of the days have been spent for the last couple of days - cuddled up, tangled in each other’s limbs - caressing each other. Mentally cursing out the conqueror for being so careless yet wishing for him to be careful for once. 

[shortpirateking]

Can you imagine, a reader that just shows up, is taken to the castle, and stays just because they love watching the drama? Like “ugh you will not believe what X just did” and They’re already pouring a cup of tea like “oh what did he do?” Doesnt spread gossip just takes it all in. Sometimes is torn between giving good advice and telling them to do something petty. Probably friends with skekekt.

They’re probably the one who got SkekVar killed, because they told SkekSil so just stab him. They were not being serious at all but SkekSil is a dumbass so he took it legitimately.

But yes, this is the reader who is secretly me. The shit that must go down in the skeksis’ castle must make for some excellent stories and I’d live to hear them all.

10/10 SkekEkt would just blab about all the drama and secrets from the past 1000 trine if someone were willing to listen

[skeksisloving]

God do I have to write x reader headcanons for skekekt and skekayuk myself???? Like, look at them. You dont want some of that??

[skekshroom]

Can we have more skeksis with a pregnant reader please and thank you! ❤

ab !! so !! lutely!!

- SkekSo, as I’ve said before, is a very very anxious padre. He’s constantly having SkekTek give you a checkup,making sure you and the baby is ok, monitoring your diet, etc. His fear of death extends to his fear of his family dying as well. 

- SkekTek is actually very calm about the whole situation. Its surprising given how anxious he is in general. Must be something about the scientific aspect of monitoring your body is familiar and soothing to him. Because as soon as his halfskeks are born... all that goes out the window and he cries.

- SkekLi is delighted to know that the babies can hear him in there. He talks to them constantly, makes jokes, etc. He’s so excited to meet them, he’s already got these ideas of them in his head. He imagines the kind of family you’re all going to be and he gets giddy.

- SkekSa is a nervous madre, but she will be with you every step of the way. You two have already decorated the nursery, and she sits with you every night, talking to you both. She kisses your belly and jokingly tells the little halflings inside you that they best come out soon, their parent needs some wine.

- SkekGra and UrGoh are doting as the word may allow. They want you to take it easy, you’re carrying both their little ones! They really wish they could carry instead, that would distribute the “workload” a little more evenly... Or not, because then you’d have TWO pregnant beings in need of care. They cant wait to see what their childlings look like, they’ve already started making clothes for them! That begs the question though... How many arms do they sew for?

- SkekEkt and SkekAyuk are overjoyed, and you can be sure you’ll want for nothing as their pampering knows no bounds. Cravings are taken care of, comfy clothes, also taken care of. You three spend hours coming up with names because all of you are incredibly indecisive. You end up with an extensive list to ensure no matter how many end up in the world at once, all will have beautiful names.

[skekshroom]

ngl i think that SkekEkt would be like the Karen type of parent

PTA SKEKSIS....

SkekEkt is... a surprisingly very competent parent?? Shocking. They have very high standards for their little one and refuse to spoil them. That’s not to say the little ones aren’t constantly dressed in the finery and given the best of all things, it just that skekEkt makes this very clear and demands they give them back the respect they earned as their parent. Ekt is immune to puppydog eyes, the little ones cannot turn the master’s tricks upon themself. However thra elp anyone who even comes close to disrespecting them, as Ekt can and WILL speak to the manager and then put said manager in a chokehold.

The skekling’s face is a big shorter than Ekt’s but downward sloping. They are VERY tall. So tall. Ridiculously tall, especially for their age. They have Ekt’s eye color and your shape. Lots of thick brown hair, and blue skin in your shade. They’re very smart, a little embarrassed by how dramatic Ekt is and tends to be closer to you.

The Urrling has Utt’s downward sloping face and like his sibling, a downward sloping face that’s a bit shorter than the urru parent he takes after. He has dark auburn hair and Utt’s eye shape and color. He’s very headstrong and has a strong creative talent.

[skekshroom]

SkekEkt x SkekAyuk x Reader, Their reaction to hearing the fact that the Reader hasn't been eating as much as they should.

They are so qualified for this ask smH

[SkekEkt x reader x SkekAyuk]

- It was a casual comment, you hadn’t eaten since yesterday. Not on purpose, you said- you’ve just been in the zone. SkekEkt understands completely, they’re an artist after all. They get what its like to be so engrossed in something you forget to take care of yourself.

- Understanding =/= quiet. They make a huge scene. “(Y/N), YOU’RE WASTING AWAY, HOW COULD YOU NEGLECT YOURSELF LIKE THIS AAAGGGHHHHH!!!”

- But you’re not alone and therefore have no excuse to go hungry when you have a master chef as your love! These two are immediately in kahoots trying to help you with a meal plan, and making sure you have only the most delicious thing to eat. After all, if its tasty and beautiful, how could you not look forward to dinner time?

- SkekAyuk loves to provide, and encourages you to tell him what you’re craving. He’ll make it happen! And out of the two, he’s actually going to remember to remind you to eat. He has to do the same with SkekEkt, after all.

- I imagine SkekEKt does that thing your tia or friends mom does when you serve a small plate “don’t be shy put some more! there’s plenty, have some more!”

[skekshroom]

How would everyone react to earth food? Like cookies, and candy and stuff

Ok I’m done wilding out time to behave and write again. How lucky am I that This ask is like free serotonin

SkekOk: You give him one of these babies and it absolutely rocks his world. Its so small and convenient! Yet... so filling. The flavor is delightful and sweet, nutty even. He is overjoyed that they come with multiple in one pack. Not greasy and not obnoxiously loud, they’re a great snack for reading. And look at how pretty they are!

SkekMal: He’s seen you cool things over the fire before, but not... bananas? Now you’re sweetening them? They’re already sweet! He doesn’t understand until you make him try one, and his eyes widen. You explain they’re really popular in the Philippines, and you used to have them all the time back home. He can see why. They do frustrate him a bit, with how deceptively cool and crisp the outside gets, the gooey sweet inside will always, ALWAYS burn his mouth.

SkekGra/UrGoh: You had a surprise for them. HOW you managed to get this to work was a mystery. (Mystery solved: you got an insulated box of ice from Ha’rar and got busy) But you pulled it off and introduced them to the wonderful world of paletas: delicious fruit popsicles full of bits of berries and nuts for texture. They LOVED them!! Poor SkekGra gave them both a brainfreeze though. Possibly their first brainfreeze ever- cold foods like that are incredibly rare.

SkekEkt: They grimaced. What was THAT? Not the best looking dessert out there... You told them they’d love champorado if they tried it. It was a real treat- comforting and sweet! They relented, and gingerly put a spoonful in their mouth. With a loud gasp they swooned. Oh it was fanTASTIC, (Y/n)! They’d work on making it look more appetizing for you, this deserved to look as good as it tasted.

[skekshroom]

May I ask for some headcannons with a yandere skekekt and reader, again if you don't want to do yandere than just do normal skekekt and reader. Thank you for also doing my other ask I really appreciate it!!

osnfhdngm there is NOT enough skekekt content on this mf blog!! I’m gonna do non yandere since I have the option to

[SkekEkt x reader]

- You are each other’s hypemen. The definition of “babe hold my flower” “I got your flower babe kick their ass”. If you’re just as petty and dramatic as they are, they’re gonna eat it right up. If you’re a lot more down to earth, they find that incredibly charming too.

- They want you to sweep them off their feet, like many skeksis do, but the Ornamentalist is the most blatant and vocal about it. They are demanding of attention, but thankfully they make this very clear. Instead of sulking because you aren’t giving them enough of your time, SkekEkt will justflat out moan and groan about it. Which may be annoying, but its clear communication, na?

-They’re not as high maintenance as one might think, and actually likes to provide a lot in the relationship. Trust SkekEkt with planning dates, keeping you well dressed and up to date in court gossip. They just want you to make them feel excited, desired, beautiful.

- A lot stronger than one would think. You found this out when they saw you about to walk into spilled wine and ruin the cloak they JUST hemmed for you. They swept you up like you didn’t weigh a thing, shrieking at someone to come clean this mess up.

- Not pushy about PDA unless, of course, there’s some kind of instance. If someone flirted with them, they expect you to defend their honor and show that brute they’re yours! Put some theatrics into it, dip them down right in front of whoever dared come onto them- they adore it.

[skekshroom]

What would Ayuk and Ekt do if their love bought in a pet, like, any pet

[SkekEkt x reader x SkekAyuk]

- It better be cute as hell or SkekAyuk is going to be very freaked out (at first anyways). Please keep it away from him he is so squeamish. If it goes anywhere near the kitchen he will freak

- SkekEkt will be a little weirded out at first... Unless its very cute, then they’re going to be all over it.

- You can be sure SkekEkt is gonna make little clothes for it. At the very LEAST a cute little ribbon for it, if not anything else.

- “Trust (Y/n) to have good tastes! Your little fuzzball is so much cuter than SkekTek’s... menagerie.”

- You’re going to need to keep a good eye on it, though. If it ruins so much as one of SkekEkt’s outfits or gets into one of SkekAyuk’s dishes then they’re going to make a scene.

- And probably try to eat it.

- It’s presence will grow on them eventually though!

[skekshroom]

Could you please do some more poly headcanons for SkekEkt and SkekAyuk with a human reader?

the power couple! :)

[SkekEkt x reader x SkekAyuk]

- You guys rarely spoon because Ayuk is a back sleeper and hugging him from either side is the comfiest thing that the universe has to offer.

- But, if you were to, SkekEkt is the big spoon, always. They’re very lanky and can wrap around you nicely, also because they’re the only one who sleeps on their side.

- SkekEkt always, always gives you both even amount of kisses. They are SUPER precise. Call it silly, but if they kissed SkekAyuk 16 times while you were gone, you’re getting 16 kisses as soon as they see you.

- Bedtime ritual consists of talking and gossiping about the day as SkekEkt puts cream on their face and SkekAyuk puts a bedtime snack out in case you get hungry in the middle of the night. 

- SkekAyuk conks out right away, Ekt usually stays up to read. 

- Baths are literally decadent. Like it is sinful how indulgent these are. Full face masks, steam, flowers, and a beautiful plate of arranged treats and a line of small beverage samples for the three of you.

- SkekAyuk always knows what to say to make you feel better and calm you down. He’s good at grounding an anxious lover back to reality. 

- Communication never lacks with these two! SkekAyuk is especially very approachable with talking about your wants and needs. They want to take good care of you.

[skekshroom]

as someone who changes their hair colour every week, how would the inner court skeksis react to a human changing their hair to different bright colours constantly?

!!!!!!!!!!

If its being noticed you want, rest assured that that is EXACTLY what you’re getting. Chances are, you just dye your hair for fun and for your own aesthetic choices. Chances are that concept is going to go RIGHT over the inner court’s heads.

[Reader Insert]

Among those who are rather threatened by this display would be the General, the Ritual Master, and the Scientist. SkekVar thinks you’re trying to assert some form of dominance over the court, and by proxy him and the Emperor. He actually took some time getting used to SkekEkt for this reason, and learned over time their flamboyance was a personal pursuit, not a show of power. SkekZok would assume you were floundering for attention, and scoff at the gauche and blatant attempts at it. SkekTek would be threatened outright. Yet another domineering member of the court who was making it clear they were establishing themselves as higher than him.

Surprisingly though, this is not at all the thought of SkekSo, the Emperor. He doesn’t see you as a threat in the slightest- Instead thinks you’re trying to impress him. It’s working, by the way. SkekLach is VERY attracted to you in both an “oooh shiny” way, and another. SkekEkt, you’d expect to be in the category above, but lets be real. They aren’t threatened by you. Your hair? Gorgeous, vivacious. But they have everything else picturesque, and they’re confident enough to appreciate you too. SkekAyuk thinks its lovely, but is also very confused as to how you’re able to pull it off. 

SkekSil is on the fence about it. On one hand, its a little bit shocking, but there’s also a very alluring quality to it that he can’t say he doesn’t like. 

SkekOk doesn’t notice cause he can’t fuckin see lol

[skekshroom]

I'm a bitch, love triangle between a skeksis, the human the have a crush on (human 1), and human 2 whom likes human 1 as well, and doesn't want to poly

ooooogghoaiushd -- Guess who made a human foil for every skeksis 

SkekSo’s human rival is Ozzie, a meek, selfless enby-next-door type. While So offers you grand gestures, they offer to get to know the real you. SkekSo doesn’t particularly see them as a threat at first, thinking it was pathetic that they could even compete with him. As Ozzie and you get closer, he starts to gets more and more adamant about his advancements towards you. Ozzie is not aware of this rivalry.

SkekTek’s human rival is Kit, a confident and conscientious person, while Tek is shy about his attraction to you, Kit thinks you deserve to know how much you mean to them. Most of the time, anyways. They’re a little awkward sometimes, but they are earnest. SkekTek is very cynical when Kit is around, and at first denies he has a chance with you, but later on finds that he cant just NOT compete with Kit. Kit is not aware of this rivalry.

SkekSil’s human rival is Liese. Liese is a brutally honest, blunt thembo. They dont try to sound smart, but they do anyways and they dislike it as they cant really back it up. SkekSil was threatened by Liese in an instant. Once he realized they just accidentally seemed like they knew what they were doing, he felt more confident in pursuing you. When Liese however started getting to know you, he was once again at a loss as to how threatened he should be by the presence of this human. Liese suspects there might be some rivalry.

SkekZok’s human rival is Cosmo. Cosmo is a bit socially awkward, but their kind atmosphere quickly wins over people and SkekZok absolutely despises this. He can act comforting, but the radiating coziness that comes off of Cosmo infuriates him. He immediately tries to pull as many strings as possible to make sure Cosmo dislikes you or you dislike Cosmo- or better yet, both. Cosmo is not aware of this rivalry.

SkekVar’s human rival is Raven. Raven is your typical bookworm nerd. Not very strong, not very intimidating, very aloof and cold. Except of course, to you, and this pisses SkekVar the hell off. He tries to drive himself in between the two of you, and it seems easy at first! Just scare the meek little nerd off. But, Raven is not easily scared. SkekVar absolutely hates them. Raven is very aware of this rivalry.

SkekOk’s human rival is Coriander. Coriander is a well read and cultured person, but you probably wouldn’t know at first. SkekOk is already threatened by this, but upon finding out they’re also pining for you? Well its a good thing Cori has no interest in gossip, then they wont know how SkekOk drags their name through the dirt. Coriander is slightly aware of this rivalry.

SkekLach’s human rival is Khalil. Khalil is humble and quiet, never wants to be a bother. But unfortunately, this bothers SkekLach to no end. She’s moody when they’re around, and outright tells them to get lost. They will, of course, but its not a very good look for Lach. She intends to find some other way to get you closer to her instead. Khalil is aware of this rivalry.

SkekAyuk’s human rival is Keahi. Keahi is a very caring and patient person. SkekAyuk and them both wish they could take care of you and make you happy, so the competition comes off as who could provide for you better. Keahi is less material, and a lot more subtle, moreso gestures of love than gifts and grand things. However, SkekAyuk may be reluctant to step out of his comfort zone, he would do so for you. Keahi is aware of the rivalry.

SkekEkt’s human rival is Taisce. Taisce is the type to deflect everything with humor, making sure others dont worry about them but often it just does the opposite. They’re a bit introverted but a lot of fun. SkekEkt and Taisce’s rivalry is like watching a reality TV show. They are VERY back handedly friendly towards eachother. Honestly, if they weren’t competing for you, they’d be great friends. SkekEkt sees Taisce as crude, while Taisce sees Ekt as a priss. They both think you are wonderful. Taisce is very aware of the rivalry.

SkekMal’s human rival is Lamia. Lamia is kind of a bleeding heart. They’re passionate and believe in second chances. SkekMal scares the absolute hell out of them, and he takes advantage of this by attempting to scare them off from you. However he underestimated the sheer power of a very big hearted human who falls in love very hard. Lamia is very aware of this rivalry.

SkekGra’s human rival is Argyris. Argyris is a fiercely loyal, though suspicious person. It takes a while to earn their trust, but you have and they consider you their best friend and they love you. SkekGra is, interestingly enough, a bit intimidated by your bond. He feels almost like he’s intruding, or asking for too much since he already has UrGoh, but the heart wants what it wants. Argyris is aware of the rivalry.

[skekshroom]

Can I ask for some headcannons on how maybe if a yandere skekok and a yandere skeklach both loved the reader and were both obsessed with them, so they agreed on a truce so they could both share them without Fighting. If you don't want to do yandere then just "Normal" headcannons on this ask. Thank you!!

best friend activities include: *ing the same human

[SkekOK x reader x SkekLach]

- SkekOk and SkekLach are best friends, so the tension between them both being in love with the same human would be frustrating for everyone to say the least. 

- As much as they both love the drama, they also like having their friend, so they agree on a truce and decide to talk it out with you.

- You’re more than happy to form a triad with them , and you’re happy to see their feud end. The topic will be the source of pointed jokes at everyones expense for all time.

- SkekLach is the big spoon, you’re the middle spoon, SkekOk is the little spoon. This formation rarely deviates but sometimes SkekLach wants to be the little spoon.

- You accompany them to every tithing ceremony and census. They probably have you fitted a new title so it makes it mandatory that you’re there. Or not, the Emperor doesn’t really mind that you go, honestly.

- You’re honestly a very cute triple, and will be told this during double dates with SkekEkt and SkekAyuk. 

- “Of course leave it up to SkekLach to collect the cutest ones in the castle!” - Ekt, probably