#sleep posting

[heyitslucky]

while you were studying the blade, i was getting all cozy and tucked in bed.

[sleepnowmychild]

I need to get out of bed… but the eeper, he’s got me in his grasp and won’t let go.

[shadowbannedthehedgehog]

go and take a sleep is such a nice phrasing

[aurora-van-vana]

Mr. Smith: Even the smartest man on earth remains corrupt. Isn’t that an interesting reality of humanity?

Me: alright buddy go take a nap dude

[numbersareimaginary]

You know it's been a good night's sleep when you wake up exactly zero times in the middle of the night.

[muppetsnoopy]

sleeping alone with a weighted blanket: divine. cozy. safe. gods most perfect nap

sleeping with someone with a weighted blanket: saw trap

[samisasleep]

One last thought.

Do you think Superman, ultra man, cyclops, darkside, starfire, cyborg, etc can. Like. Change the temp of the lazer. Do they have like a toast setting or is it perma set to heart of sun

[spookyboywhump]

I really like Cain when he’s being an asshole and causing pain and overall being kind of a menace but the problem is I also like him when he’s been metaphorically caught in a storm without an umbrella or sprawled out at the bottom of a staircase or otherwise in some sort of dreadful pathetic position

[heyitslucky]

another day, another struggle out if the most comfy bed in the world

[bitchassmcgrass]

I have several hobbies, including but not limited to: sleeping, napping, snoozing, going to sleep, lying down on comfy surfaces, and having my eyes closed for prolonged periods of time

[izzis-cardboardbox-of-confusiooo]

Dox your sleep position 😩😩😩👌 Here’s mine :3

[harrowmachine]

1 note and i'll sleep

[area51-escapee]

It feels like once a month every month my brain tries to convince me I have OCD and I have to take it out of my skull and spray it with a pressure washer like a satisfying deck cleaning video until it starts acting right again

[voidedmelodies]

girl help the existentials are crisising

[squishy-spear]

Alright so I had a dream about a Tumblr post about Purah

Essentially it was two drawings of Purah with the Purah Pad border around each of them (which gives the literal framing device of them being pictures)

The first one was Purah running down the aisle of a wedding, with a funny caption that I don't remember. I think it was, “Don’t stop Purah when she’s running down the aisle” with some emojis. The next was her taking a selfie in front of a cake with a funny caption I do partially remember. Something like, “Don’t come in between Purah and her cake.” and cake 🎂 emoji.

Which raises several questions but that's besides the point

(Like this took place?? In Mipha Court??? Why??? There are like two people here who invite Purah to their wedding and host it there and my brain is telling me it was Link and Zelda’s wedding, which like???? Bro, you are marrying your dragon/Goddess/human wife in front of the statue of your dead fish wife???? Fucking awkward.)

Then you scroll down to the reblogs and have the expected simp responses that are fawning over the fact that Lab Milf (granted not really but you get it) likes cake and then you have the one guy who decided that Purah is an environmentalist cause she’s in Zora’s Domain.

And like it's not the worst take I've seen but why????? Like it starts off like, “So I think Purah wouldn’t support pollution…she would do it for the greater good but she would hate it…” I don't remember the rest but like it was wild.

The thing is that the first half of this tumble post was very clearly a horny post. No lab coat, cleavage window, perfectly angled selfie but then you have the based take of Purah is eco-friendly.

I know dreams are weird but this was weirdly coherent. And that probably made it weirder.

[suckpuppy]

^ is so absolutely asleep right now