#slightly fruity

[woeismywaffle]

[a-big-ole-queer-mess]

JATP characters as dumb shit in my friend's quote book

Julie: Chiddies

Luke: Music drowns out the pain of existence

Alex: That’s homophobic

Reggie: My finger went inside my finger so now my finger’s shorter

Flynn: *sits with legs in the strangest position possible* yEs I’M DeFiNiTeLy sTrAiGhT

willie: *directed at amelia* Daddy

Julie and Flynn: I thought you'd make me make bad decisions - Like what? - Make me gay - AYE YO

@hi-its-mils do these look right???

im concerned my friends mental health and sanity

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

A cold winter day, and for some reason Howdy is unusually fluffy and Barnaby loves it

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND i think about them w/ winter coats So Fucking Much its not even funny-

[mechanicalinfection]

Draw glitchtrap, the ever-so slightly less smelly rabbit

Or shadow bonnie

Took me a good while to finish this but here's the entire fruit basket stinky rabbit

[sol-insidious]

Separate post with just the art from this video:

[skeletood]

Doing cool roller skating tricks to pick up on chicks was not as easy as they’d hoped.

Most important part under read more:

[piffany666]

Brain: damn it! Were running low on rizzed out, slightly fruity, pirate men!

Me: shit...we gonna re watch space pirates?

Brain: for the 13th time? I don't think so

Me: :(

Brain: god knows we've watched pirates of the Caribbean too many times

Me: yeah we've beaten that dead horse....we could re watch once upon a time-

Brain: NO! IM NOT GOING BACK THERE

Me: ok well...I here simbad is supposed to be good ...?

Brain: YES! That will satisfy our need for rizzed out, slightly fruity, pirate men AND mildly terrifying goth girls!

Me: it's the perfect combo!

[blueboyblue3]

They’re exercising (I think)

[myketheartista]

the guys ever. I always think about them.

[kismetmoon]

day / night outfits. put some clothes on that thang

[ID: two uncoloured digital drawings of an original, stylised Flatland character named Liz on white backgrounds.

Liz is a humanoid creature with a seven point star-shaped head, one eye, an amputated left forearm and a long tail with a star on the end.

In the first image, Liz is wearing a shirt, with the right sleeve rolled up and the left sleeve tied at the elbow, under a waistcoat. She is also wearing oversized trousers with a patch on one knee, platform boots and has a tote bag filled with rolled up papers slung over her shoulder. They are posed mid-stride and waving out their right hand while looking to the right.

In the second image, Liz is wearing an oversized tee and plaid pj bottoms. They are sitting down and slightly slumped over. Her arms are let dangle down by her sides and her tail is curled up and around her body. Her eye is half-lidded in a tired expression.

End ID].

[beastwhimsy]

hey Nightvale uhh what's up with your community radio host???

[haaawaiianshirt]

Fruity Four or whatever 😋 I care about them

[sol-insidious]

There was apparently a celebrity DILF poll on Twitter a few days ago (now archived) aaaaaannnd how could I resist drawing the top three winners!!! 🏅🏅🏅

[ancient-cats-unite]

Say hello to the royal entertainer, Jester Cat!

Ancient Egg N113: An otherworldly artifact in the shape of an egg, coated in the grime of countless centuries. A small inscription reads "N113".

Mystic Egg N113: An otherworldly egg with a multicolored shell. Signs of life appear to come from inside.. Chance to dodge enemies.

Jester Cat: Court jester for the Emperor from ye old Relic days. One bad joke away from getting axed. Chance to dodge enemies.

He's an Ancient Egg unit unlocked after defeating Mining Epic 10 times. Like all Anicient Eggs, his first and second forms are useless. Jester Cat's true form requires 5 Epic Catfruit and 5 Epic Behemoth Stones.

Jester Cat is a meatshield with a 40% chance to dodge all enemies including traitless. His cooldown is 3 seconds and he costs 215 cents. He has the same speed as Manic Eraser. Chance to dodge Behemoths has been raised to 50%

Jester Cat can get to where he needs to fast with high speed and decent spamability. However his health and damage is terrible and if his dodge does not work, he will die instantly. He can dodge almost every enemy in the game, so don't rule him out. His increased rate to dodge Behemoths is his main selling point and can stand against their support in stages as well. All in all, silly guy with silly abilities that may help you in your many silly adventures.

Personality-wise, Jester Cat is absolute shit at being funny. He can do acrobatics, juggle sticks on fire and walk tight-ropes across dangerous chasms for fun, but never any jokes. He has a 'cousin', Clown Cat that he likes to pull pranks with. Frog Cat is his friend! Everytime he says hello, she hops around happily. He likes annoying Raquet Cat, Exorcist Cat, Surgeon Cat and Catarzan.

Also he was Emperor Cat's entertainer! The king lives in fear of this now yassified jester. He had different attire while working for the emperor before he got egg'd. May have entertained the young princess once..

Let me know what you think in the tags!

[finallygaycoldones]

Tanner “I used to share a bed with my best boy friend in hs” Smallant versus Cj “I’ve already kissed enough boys” Ya aka unstoppable force meets immovable object and they’re both kissing

[spaceblobvoid]

Just thinking about how one day Steve is picking Robin up from school and then sees Eddie being beat up by Jason and his goons and chases them off. Eddie has a few cuts and bruises but thankfully Steve got there before anything really bad could happen. Steve and Eddie go to Eddie's trailer and Steve tells Robin to just get a ride from her gf; Nancy. Steve is cleaning Eddie's cuts and bruises. Eddie talks about how his mom used to kiss his booboos. Steve then jokingly offers to kiss his booboos and asks where it hurts. Eddie points to his forehead, Steve gives it a peck. Then he points to his nose and Steve gives it another peck. Then both of his cheeks. Then his lips and without hesitation Steve kisses him. And it's amazing because Steddie.