#sluglife

[slugbutter]

we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to piss on the f.i.a. for giving sainz a ridiculous penalty — considering the repairs made were needed for damage the f.i.a.’s negligence caused.

[thunderbolt-brothers]

Listen/purchase: Into the Abyss by sluglordband

We love Sluglord band well worth a listen. Enjoy.

[notspellsfromaspellbook]

Surrounded by VERY forward slugs

[ker000sene]

[mistmoose]

I am super happy today is my half day because my dumbass slept through my alarm, got up an hour ago and then just stared at the coffeepot for twenty minutes before I actually turned it on. think I might as well just call in and make no effort to be anything other than a slug that consumes fic and tinkers in ps.

[brishen1]

I love leopard slugs and I fund some friends in the garden this morning! #sluglife #leopardprint #slimer #slimelord #slug (at Lafayette, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/CiG07AVtZnn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[an-introverted-life]

#Staycation activated 😊👍 . #baewatch #hydrangea #fireworks #sluglife #crows (at Vancouver, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgx6V5jLDoI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[munstarr]

I’m a slug, you’re a slug, we’re all slugs yeah!

[londonaquatic]

Snails🐌🐌🐌 Slugs feasting on the 🌱🍆🥒🥔🌶🌽🥕🥦🍅… Go for organic garden they say… It will be a blast they say… 😕🙁☹️😣😖 Anyone got any ideas??? Please don’t say eggs shell, coffee grinds or copper wire!! #snailpets #slugpest #sluglife #slug #snailsofinstagram #snail #organic #organicgardening #aquascaping #aquadesign #aquadecor #pestcontrol #vegetarian #vegan #saturdayvibes #saturdaymorning #london #londonlife #adviceoftheday #stressrelief (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdPwGwZI6XL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ere-na]

Hey 👋 My cat just wanted to drop by to boop you and your cat 🐾 She also wants you to know that she is rooting for you and wishes you only the best 😽😻😻

trully blessed 😭 🫂 fyi I have my face smushed into your cat's fur (she looks like she smells of peonies, sunshine and very expensive perfume👑💐🩷).

today has been... a lot 🫠 but I'm finally safe in bed and can disassociate. My brain is mush, I feel like a slug and I feel like I look like a slug and I just want to become a slug at this point🐌 I could live in grass and munch on strawberry leaves or something☘️

oh and my dusty boy says thank you very much and ily 😭🫶💕 (fyi he smells like asphalt)

and he's also a slug 🐌

[slugbutter]

easy rule change: replacing parts necessary to have a fully functional car will not be penalised financially nor on track if damage sustained is the fault of another driver or the f.i.a.

seems like common sense, but i guess they need it in writing.

[mangor]

… sluglife …

[pizza-kity]

slugs mating!!! never seen this in person before, just video. very exciting

believe it or not that white thing in the middle is their intertwined penises. each of them is both male and female, and they're fertilizing each other's eggs.

often they can't get their penises untwisted and retract them... so they chew them off.

"oh shit bro, our dicks are all tangled up... shit... oh no... welp.. let's get gnawing, bro" #SlugLife

[jake-and-amy-are-married]

Jake and Amy having a lazy day HCs

Jake is able to convert Amy to the #SlugLife on special occasions.

They love the decadance of room service or postmates. They get Karen to take Mac for a whole weekend and they just decide to never leave the bed.

Ice cream and all 6 seasons of sex and the city.

And shower sex an hour before Mac comes back lol

[brimstone1809]

Slug

[karola-87]

Sussy la babosa.... La encontré en una mata de apio y ahora vive conmigo... Ya que me comí su casa....