#slytherout;

[hweianime]

Godric, rushing into the portrait: Oh god, everyone scatter

Helga: Godric what's wrong?

Godric: Sal has become taken with the new world muggle language

Rowena, horrified: You don't mean-?

Godric, nodding solemnly: He has been bewitched by the Memes

Salazar, sliding into the shared portrait: Slytherin.

Godric, disgusted: For fuck's sake man, get the fuck out of my sight.

Salazar, sliding back out with finger guns: Slyther-out.

[deheerkonijn]

@slytherin-slitherout Merlin is dangerous ;)

[helliontherapscallion]

Writers you should totally check out!!!

@wooloo-inc

@ramzawrites

@mothra-mcyt

@mostlyoriginalmcyterstuff

@accio-slytherout

@rae-writes

[forrestremus]

Very few things taste better than beating the shit out of someone who disses my cooking.

This Slytherin, right here.

[heloisedaphnebrightmore]

Journey to Hogwarts - Masterlist

“Minerva McGonagall believed that she would be on to a happy run as Headmistress of Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. She had survived the Marauders and it had been years since the Weasley twins had reigned mayhem in the halls, and peacetime was finally among them after the end of the war.

Her cup of tea goes flying at the entrance of five girls, all landing with a small scream in the middle of her office.

Her heart sinks slightly as she realises that she isn’t destined to have a relaxing life.”

A Harry Potter fanfiction co-written by @obsessedwithrandomthings @firewhisky-kisses @kalimagik @iliveiloveiwrite and me.

The links will transfer you to Wattpad as some of our accounts have been deactivated and posts disappeared. 

Chapters:

Teaser  Prologue  Chapter 1 - Home sweet home? Chapter 2 - Trouble in paradise Chapter 3 - Flirting and Firewhiskey  Chapter 4 - Chaos at the Burrow  Chapter 5 - That damned letter Chapter 6 - Malfoy Manor and St. Mungo’s Chapter 7 - Promises Chapter 8 - Becoming a home Chapter 9 - New additions   Chapter 10 - I only have eyes for you Chapter 11 - Each time is like first time Chapter 12 - Never let you go

Taglist:  @jenniweaslee @just-an-outstanding-auror @the-hufflefluffwriter @ravenclaw-member  @accio-slytherout @herstory-study 

[pagesandposeidon]

According to my younger brother, the names of the houses are:

Gryffinbore

Hufflefluff

Ravenpaw

Slytherout

[magsdomino]

Slytherin

Slytherout

[scribbsblog]

Once you SLYTHERIN there's no SLYTHEROUT 🐉

[rosesofversailles]

My mom : will you stop with Harry Potter you've got to live in the real world you know Me : I'm gonna slytherOUT of here now

[nobodyputsbabyinacorner]

Your suffering brings me joy.

Me to my brother after he twisted his ankle

[puritylied]

slytherout.     starter call!!

[andotherdarkness]

Welp. The Tumblr app just crashed 3 times in a row while we were attempting to go into the Slytherin tag. Guess we'll just Slytherout.

[vantaeto]

Thanks for keeping my street rep intact mate~ I'm counting on you (besides once you Slytherin to this glorious friendship, you can't slytherout 😝)

Always got your back mate~ Also count on The Count mate, I can’t math. (I think you’re the one that slytherdin to my life hon and please neither of us could slytherout of this glorious friendship if we wanted to)

[fxther]

Mason gets angry

[puritylied]

slytherout.     new theme. new tags. i want to sleep for a year.

[puritylied]

                    slytherout.     so, after a fair deal of consideration, i’ve decided to bring narcissa back bc i miss writing her a hell of a lot. url, however, has been changed from mctriarchal to puritylied !!