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glowsticcc · 10 months

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no self deprecation allowed >:(

#qsmp #art #digital art #qsmp philza #philza minecraft #qsmp missa #missasinfonia #qsmp fanart #qsmp pissa #pissa nation #pissa #when missa comes back he’s gonna be all on phil you deserve better than me #and phil’s gonna smack him upside the head #because that’s his husband and no one talks bad about his husband >:(#they consume my every waking thought

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 3 months

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they’re being vague as shit, so…

tit phrediction time! (wrong answers only)

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bigassbowlingballhead · 1 month

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Like are you kidding me?

#the boots with the fringe?#the curl poking out from under his hat?#the ass smack????#damn it Phil #I always forget how much I love him #then he does something like this #you little big assed weirdo #phil dunster

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8bits-of-wingdings · 5 months

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Today marks a sad day....

The school finally took down the interest board in the library made by the long gone older Tumblr-user students/volunteer librarians that had been standing proud since 2017.

Circa 2017

Circa 2024

I no longer get to start my day looking up into the awkward faces of Dan and Phil.

I no longer get to zone out into Sans Undertale's eye sockets whilst organising book displays.

I no longer get to move the world atlas to the side just a tad so that Freddy Fazbear and Charizard can be seen whilst doing my reshelving rounds.

#what kind of poetic tragedy about growing up has the universe smacked in my face today #sans undertale #sans #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #markiplier #jacksepticeye #freddy fazbear #five nights at freddy's #undertale #toby fox #actually devastated #edited: thx stranger for letting me this was probably 2017 and not 2016!

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ahappydnp · 7 months

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how long til phil brings up how they ‘touched slits’

placing my bet for 48 seconds into the next dapg video

#anon ask #hello dan and phil games slits! *dan silently deadpans at the camera* because look who got slitted!#'wait dan come here lets compare' [smushes their cheeks together side by side] oh my god! :D #'fuck my life'#'slit bros!' '...stop speaking'#(source: i have been smacked with the prophecy ball)

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genevawrenn · 7 months

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I can never be happy

#wrenrambles #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp fitmc #qsmp liveblog #i can never be happy #no fit to smack sense into phil #i hate it here /j

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foolish-took · 2 months

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Rewatching the impossible quiz videos and I can’t believe I forgot about “PHIL LESTER!!!! YOURE A GENIUS!!!!” I remember when I would just play that clip over and over again and giggle because Dan is just so genuinely impressed

#also I freaking love their impossible quiz run #the awful puns the frustration #Dan smacking the heck out of the desk #it was just everything #dan and phil #dnpgames #dan howell #phil lester

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simplydnp · 4 hours

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OH MY GOD THEY TOUCHED

hey! don't say that! dan and phil might hear!!

#it does make me wanna smack them a little when they say it cause im like #wELL if you didnt want us saying it you wouldn't touch!!!#dnp #c.text #dan and phil #phan #answered

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ijust-really-likedanandphil · 1 year

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I just rewatched pinof for the first time in a long while and. y'all. it makes so much more sense when you look at it this way.

of course dan gave off homoerotic vibes the whole damn time. of course it seems like perfect ship evidence. have you ever seen an 18yo - especially a closeted kid who hasn't interacted with a lot of queer people yet - around a peer who's four years older and way more out? it's EXACTLY like that. gay jokes. immature flirting. testing boundaries because you're young and "what could go wrong" and "I can finally try this"

if you don't know what I mean, either you had a different experience as a queer youth (that's fine) or you're too young to get it yet (and you will one day, ahahah... RIP lol)

this just hit me in the face as I was rewatching and wow. it clicked

#daniel howell #dan and phil #I am older than dan was in that video now so like yeah #Yeah.#holy hell #smacked me in the face!!!!#I was like “hm this is. Familiar”#YEAH #yeah #DHASKJFHDS #dnp #phil lester #the starry eyed looks are. queer youth culture yall #I've done this with people in a similar way just because I'm so excited to be friends with them #I'm grayromantic so like that definitely contributes but yeah

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daisyjay887 · 3 days

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I made a clone compilation like last week and tonight I was just watching some of a pre show that was recorded and posted onto YouTube and Phil mentioned cloning 😑 wtf is wrong with them

it’s constant

they just can’t stop talking about cloning

#The vid was like five minutes of the heltiti preshow btw #I smack my face against a wall at every cloning mention #i say this affectionately #dan and phil #tit preshow #dnptit

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phregnancy · 9 days

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btw i know you are probably joking but idk if you saw the preshow where phil talked about how he cracked his rib and he specifically said it was not dan who hurt him - a trainer they were working with did

lol i was joking and i did know that! i can’t imagine dan actually touching phil with enough strength to crack a rib, even in videos when he hits phil it is very restrained and holds no weight

#except in 2009-2011 then he was smacking phil around and throwing things at him a little too hard

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froginabogg · 1 month

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This is even worse than the damn picture in and of itself

#dan and phil #phan #I can’t I fucking can’t #They’re gay and happy and smacking us in the damn head with it

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cutter-kirby · 1 year

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put philip wittebane and ethan winters together in the “became and survive off the thing I seek to destroy while being made of rotting fungus” club and watch ethan kill philip on sight