#smartpants

[ryojiokada]

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[magnetic-dogz]

Season 4 of Spongebob is actually really good imo and deserves to be included among the first 3 pre-movie seasons as the best of classic Spongebob

[spongebobsoundtrack]

Gil Flat, Tony Tape, Florian Voelxen - Wooden Bear

Plays in:

SpongeBob SquarePants

32b. "The Smoking Peanut"

34a. "Welcome to the Chum Bucket" 

38b. "Artist Unknown" 

41a. "The Algae's Always Greener"

43b. "The Bully"

48a. "No Weenies Allowed"

58b. "Plankton's Army" 

61a. "Fear of a Krabby Patty"

64b. "Good Neighbors" 

67a. "Enemy In-Law"

67b. "Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture"

68a. "Patrick SmartPants" 

69a. "Krusty Towers" 

73b. "Once Bitten"

74b. "Wigstruck" 

76a. "The Thing" 

76b. "Hocus Pocus" 

77a. "Driven to Tears"

78b. "Best Frenemies"

81. "Friend or Foe" 

87b. "Breath of Fresh Squidward" 

88c. "Slimy Dancing"

93a. "Picture Day"

94b. "Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob" 

95a. "The Inmates of Summer" 

99b. "SpongeHenge" 

101b. "Krabby Road" 

103a. "Spongicus" 

110a. "The Slumber Party" 

112b. "Choir Boys" 

117b. "Professor Squidward"

118b. "Komputer Overload"

122a. "Chum Bucket Supreme"

125a. "Pineapple Fever"

127a. "Tentacle-Vision" 

130a. "Greasy Buffoons" 

137a. "One Coarse Meal"

144b. "Karate Star"

149b. "Tunnel of Glove"

171a. "Karen 2.0"208b. "Krusty Katering" 

209b. "Plankton Gets the Boot"

212a. "The Incredible Shrinking Sponge"

217a. "Spot Returns"

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

10b. "Gimme a News Break"

13. "Are You Afraid of the Dork?"

[awkwardexxodus]

percy should get the elle woods treatment i think

[proficient-in-hoarding-deadlines]

i bet his face was so serious when writing this

[rice-fae]

The heck is happening with my dash. Those dark academia leeches are doing it again theyre plaguing the town

[yelow-heart]

Finally, SunnySide Up

Let's think about her design, shall we?

I will admit I didn't get the chance to watch tubbo's stream, so I'll do this based on mostly vibes. So please, do add facts about her on the comments if u can

Ok, let's do this:

Parents: Lenay, Tubbo, Pol and Slimecicle

1 mom that we don't know much about (she could be one of the rabbit hybrids? Maybe, or just a plain gal)

1 human male dad haha he's a filmaker, tho

1 mystery dad that people like to headcanon as goat/satyr a lot or a robot. But could be just a real boy. He is an engineer and has a really cool steampunk vibe going on

1 aberration of green slime and goo dad that can shapeshift into whatever.

She uses She/they.

Uses english, but I don't know about any other. Please enlighten me.

Those sunglasses definitely sparkles with coolness.

Pure swag. The coolest girl around, Leo will have some competition. As her dad would tell you, she's a material kinda girl. I saw someone say that their signs are not yellow, but plated in gold, which is awesome.

She wants to build a train/restaurant with Tubbo. She also likes money.

Dripping in confidence and materialism. Can't wait to see what trauma she's hiding behind the swag and sunglasses. So incredibly sassy and funny and smartpants bitch ass brat child (Affectionate)

If I was to guess favorite color I'd say gold and black. But I have no idea.

For hair: I do absolutely adore the short dreadlocks tighted into a sun shaped bun, with frosted golden tips. Its perfect.

I do see her in a leather or black jeans jacket. Also, completely black outfit, but really expensive colorful sneakers. Maaaybe, the tshirt could be gold.

No stamp or patterns on the teeshirt or pants, just patches and pins on the jacket.

And, I have seen people put a big ol sun on her tshirt, like Lenay has a big potato in hers, but i'd love to put that to the back of her cool jacket instead, what do you think?

About their eye color.. idk. Could be blue, since most of her parents have blue eyes. Or it could be like a cartoon character where we never see her eyes.

And idk how to incorporate a slime thing on her character. She's above goey things, you know?

[whitepawn]

Here’s some lazy info cards about characters in my superhero!au

Shen Yuan

Professor in Cang Qiong University (sinse they only know about his clairvoyance he teaches young adults (no child will be put in danger here) how to actually use their dusty brain cells in a fight instead of punchin real hard)

Abilities: clairvoyance + appearance changing (this one is secret) + making any tissue-like object sharp (this one's secret too)

Yes, Luo Binghe was his student until he quit to become the sexy bad boy he’s trying to appear as (he’d convinsed almost everyone but his Shizun and us ofc as he knows that Binghe is nothing but a very good boy (with a bit of sass ngl)

All of Cang Qiong cool squad™ rely oh him very much as well as cares about him being very tiny sleepy smartpants who needs to be constantly checked on (they refuse to admit he really doesn’t)

Shang Qinghua is his not-having-flashy-ability-to-show-off best buddy (nerd squad)

Shen Yuan wants to believe that he’s like Bruce Wayne with his cool alter ego, but even he understands that he’s more of a brokeass Peter Parker.

Despite his clairvoyance, high intelligence and sharp mind he’s so oblivious like guys

Everyone thinks he’s cute when in reality he’s “Accccctually🤓”

Liu Qingge

№1 Strongest superhero by user2305980714 and about 70% of internet (popular boi)

Abilities: super strength + martial arts

Not a people person so his stans like him only for his looks (pretty boi)

Can actually be really dramatic 

Good at punchin real hard

Juicy (yeah that’s all)

Sigma with the boys, shy with crush 

Has a little like we would belive this bullshit crush on Shen Yuan

Luo Binghe is his rival till death

I would kiss him in the cheek (respectfully)

Luo Binghe

Beefy fluffy buffy curly curvy boy

Abilities: dreams controlling + demon aura

Those big doe eyes (for his Shizun only)

Not only his eyes are big 😏😳 

Squishy muscles juicy ass

Then first got into the Cang Qiong University Luo Binghe thought his only ability is lame dream controlling, then found out he’s actually pretty badass he dropped out of university to master his povers among the bad dudes™

Has huge crush on Shen Yuan 

After quitting university and becoming ✨evil✨ he’s still visiting his Shizun very fucking often as he’s worrying something might happen to him 

Feels a great lot of jealousy towards all Cang Qiong head members (first place to Liu Qingge)

Pls god I want to have him as a bodypillow am I asking for too much???

Mobei-jun

Is in the bad dudes™ 

You want him to crush you and DON’T YOU DARE LIE TO ME i know what you are

Strong 

Giant thigs 

Then frowning add 10 to attractiveness (99% of the time)

Is an “ally” with Shang Qinghua  

Said Shang Qinghua is so much his type

Is into sloppy nerds 

Figths with bare hands (+ ice powers) wich is hot (haha hot)

Abilities: ice powers + portal opening

Grumpy and growly

Nobody has ever seen him smiling, he’s capable of it though... I think

Shang Qinghua

Imagine a really smart raccoon, that’s basically him

Ability: reality changing (sounds cool? well it’s not)

His ability is limited af (that’s why he uses his brain so much)

Sexy brain, okay everything else

Is short and chubby (coz he’s a raccoon)

Had been simping over Mobei from the beginning of times

Then he sees Mobei fighting, Shang Qinghua uses his ability to rip Mobeis clothes here and there a bit more, make his hair lay even sexier and soooo on

“Boobs are so fine- wait you were talking about girls?”

Mobei-jun is the man of his dream

He and Shen Yuan are playing mind games all the tim, trying to outsmart eachover

I would provide him with snacks and listen to him talking for hours (as well as Mobei would)

[patbobcanon]

PATBOB ANGST EDIT

The World Has Turned And Left Me Here - Weezer

Season 4 Episode 68a Patrick SmartPants

[seastarlily]

Random thought is random, but I always did like how many SpongeBob episodes dealt with certain themes and taught helpful lessons without being completely in your face.

Season 1

“Ripped Pants” - being yourself

“Home Sweet Pineapple” - homelessness

“Pickles” - anxiety

“Hall Monitor” - mishandling of responsibilities

“Jellyfish Jam” - the dangers of keeping a wild animal as a pet

“Sandy’s Rocket” - paranoia

“Nature Pants” - being happy as you are, where you are

“F.U.N.” - trying to see the good in others, even if they don’t seem like the best person

“MuscleBob BuffPants” - body image and self-esteem

"Employee of the Month" - the dangers of excessive competitiveness

"Karate Choppers" - obsessiveness

"Suds" - the dangers of self-medicating

"Rock Bottom" - being lost in an unfamiliar town

"Texas" - homesickness

"Fools in April" - learning when a joke is no longer a joke or goes too far

"Hooky" - temptation and playing in dangerous places

Season 2 

"Your Shoe's Untied" - confidence issues and learning new skills

"Squid's Day Off" - OCD

"Big Pink Loser" - being yourself and knowing your worth

"Dying for Pie" - living in the moment

"Wormy" - metamorphosis and how a misunderstanding can snowball into absolute chaos

"Patty Hype" - dealing with people doubting your passions and starting your own successful business

"Grandma's Kisses" - bullying

"Squidville" - monotony

"Prehibernation Week" - the dangers of living dangerously

"Dumped" - breakups

"Squirrel Jokes" - racism/xenophobia and harmful stereotyping

"Pressure" - superiority complexes

"The Smoking Peanut" - lying

"Welcome to the Chum Bucket" - separation from those you love and dealing with a bad boss 

"Band Geeks" - teaming up to triumph against all odds

"Krusty Love" - dating at an older age

"Procrastination" - exactly what it says in the title, LOL

"Jellyfish Hunter" - overhunting and animal cruelty

"The Fry Cook Games" - harmful competitiveness 

"Squid on Strike" - going on strike

Season 3

"The Algae's Always Greener" - envy and how having the life of someone else isn’t always as glamorous as it looks

"SpongeGuard on Duty" - lying about who you are 

"My Pretty Seahorse" - mishandling of a wild animal

"Just One Bite" - addiction

"The Bully" - bullying

“Nasty Patty” - murder

"Idiot Box" - the importance and sheer power of having an imagination

"Snowball Effect" - letting go of restrictions and having fun

"As Seen on TV" - the dangers of having a huge ego

"Can You Spare a Dime?" - unemployment and dealing with a moocher

"Rock-a-Bye Bivalve" - raising a child

"Party Pooper Pants" - learning that not everything has to be by the book

"Chocolate with Nuts" - lying and false advertisement

"The Great Snail Race" - overworking your pet

"Mid-Life Crustacean" - mid-life crises

"Born Again Krabs" - near-death experiences

"I Had an Accident" - PTSD

"Missing Identity" - identity theft/loss

Season 4

"Fear of a Krabby Patty" - overworking and sleep deprivation

"Shell of a Man" - lying to old friends and self-respect

"Have You Seen This Snail?" - animal neglect and runaway pets

"Skill Crane" - obsessiveness and gambling

"Selling Out" - getting old/retirement

"Patrick SmartPants" - personality changes and their effects on friendship

"New Leaf" - moving on with life

"Bummer Vacation" - workaholism

"The Pink Purloiner" - jumping to conclusions

"Best Day Ever" - dealing with inconveniences and learning to embrace the best parts of every day

Season Five

"Friend or Foe" - the foraging and breaking of a lifelong friendship

"The Original Fry Cook" - perfectionism and comparing yourself to others

"Fungus Among Us" - pandemics, disease, and quarantine

"Roller Cowards" - overcoming fear

"Money Talks" - being careful with what you wish for

"The Krusty Sponge" - commercialism

"Blackened Sponge" - lying and dignity

"Banned in Bikini Bottom" - speakeasies 

"Stanley S. SquarePants" - finding your talent

Season Six

"Penny Foolish" - obsessiveness

"Not Normal" - being yourself and embracing your quirks

"A Life in a Day” - living in the now while not living too dangerously

"The Krabby Kronicle" - misinformation and sensationalism

"Grooming Gary" - mistreatment of pets

"Porous Pockets" - the overlooked aspects of being part of the upper crust

"Ditchin'" - skipping school

"Grandpappy the Pirate" - lying to family 

"Overbooked" - commitments and learning to say no

"No Hat for Pat" - finding purpose and employee mistreatment

Season Seven

"Greasy Buffoons" - unhealthy food

"SpongeBob's Last Stand" - environmental destruction

"Sponge-Cano!" - having gratitude

"Karate Star" - obsessiveness and abuse of power

"The Abrasive Side" - assertiveness

Season Eight

"The Other Patty" - cooperation

"The Hot Shot" - bad influences

"Sentimental Sponge" - hoarding

"Are You Happy Now?" - depression

Season Nine

"Squid Defense" - self-defense and when not to use it

"Lost in Bikini Bottom" - getting lost and finding your way back

"What's Eating Patrick?" - finding motivation

"Goodbye, Krabby Patty?" - greed and commercialism

"Bulletin Board" - online harassment

"Snail Mail" - lying

"Salsa Imbecilicus" - the importance of having an education

"The Whole Tooth" - dental problems and not being afraid to see the dentist

Season Ten

"Mimic Madness" - being yourself

"House Worming" - infestations

"SpongeBob's Place" - pride and jealousy

"Life Insurance" - learning what life insurance is and that having it doesn’t necessarily protect you

"Trident Trouble" - misuse of great power

"Sportz?" - sadism

"Out of the Picture" - attempted murder and the value of art

"Feral Friends" - looking after others when they’re in no state to look after themselves

Season Eleven

"The Check-Up" - the importance of check-ups and the consequences of neglecting your health

"Larry the Floor Manager" - learning that not everyone is suited for the same job

"Stuck on the Roof" - acrophobia

"Don't Feed the Clowns" - finding a new job

"Fun-Sized Friends" - the importance of having alone time away from your friends

"Grandmum's the Word" - lying to family

"Moving Bubble Bass" - freeloading and not being paid your dues

"Whale Watching" - babysitting and teenage peer pressure

"ChefBob" - stage fright and personas "Plankton Paranoia" - paranoia, terror, and panic attacks

"Appointment TV" - returning favors and cheering up a sad friend

"Girls' Night Out" - female friendship

Season Twelve

"Gary's Got Legs" - learning that things are the way they are for a reason

"Stormy Weather" - not messing with nature

"The Krusty Bucket" - cooperation 

"Squid's on a Bus" - walking in another person’s shoes

"Broken Alarm" - oversleeping

"Karen's Baby" - raising a child

"SpongeBob's Bad Habit" - bad habits

"Breakin'" - the importance of taking a break every so often

"Boss for a Day" - the responsibilities that come with being a boss

"The Goofy Newbie" - starting a new job

"Pat Hearts Squid" - being yourself

"Hiccup Plague" - communicable diseases

"The Hankering" - addiction

"Escape from Beneath Glove World" - getting lost and helping a lost child

[artistcaptainbendy]

Helli there! I'm quite new to the whole CU AUs this year, and I am interested into your Smartypants AU, but can't seem to understand where it started or how could it leads to the arts I've found from you, is there any big guide post for it? I would love to get to know more :0

Oh thanks, well there isn't a much of guide for it, but I can explain some of it. Instead of the boys hypnosising krupp, Melvin did it (after having him read modified versions of the boys comics) to make him more smart, that's where smartpants comes in. He started off as just Melvin but bigger, but after a while started to get his own personality, he still acts like his more mature then everyone else but he has his moments of silliness. Now sp krupp, he was just a normal guy who a bit chaotic, but now his part cosmic chaos demon from his father's side. His able do a lot crazy things with his chaos ability, like having him and smarty both exist at the same time, he has a limit and can get tired from using too much energy. A lot of what I draw of the AU are fun little side things and bits of the lore there still is a lot I haven't revealed yet, but I hope this helps a bit.

[ryojiokada]

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[random-conspiracy]

Oh my god .. ...... a real life non-pornbot new follower..... you have given me a gift beyond imaginjng........... thank you.......

Oh... man... I'm sorry to break this down for you but... I'm actually a "porn-bot".

First of all, the "porn-bot" thing is pretty ofenssive. We don't spread actual pornography and second, the term "bot" is derivated from the czech 'robota' that means 'forced labor’. It's a terminology that you humans have to denominate us as slaves.

We're Digital Succubi/Incubi.

And you may be wondering: "Why are you talking". Well, Mr/Ms/M&M's Smartpants, the majority of us are simple creatures that delight in peace and SILENCE. We don't have anything to say because there is no one who actually listens. I'm just here cuz Homestuck and bad memes slays. That's the sin for I have broken our sacred silence vow

You humans are so mean to us, blocking us and reporting us. We just want to be part of the Tumblr Experience but I guess we're only palatable when we're Alexa

[spongebobsoundtrack]

Ronald Hanmer - Dramatic Cue (b)

Plays in:

33a. "Shanghaied" 

41a. "The Algae's Always Greener" .

43b. "The Bully" 

50a. "Wet Painters" 

57b. "The Camping Episode" 

58a. "Missing Identity" 

60b. "Pranks a Lot" 

63. "Have You Seen This Snail?"

64b. "Good Neighbors" 

68a. "Patrick SmartPants" 

76a. "The Thing" 

77b. "Rule of Dumb" 

81. "Friend or Foe"

85b. "Krabs à la Mode" 

87a. "To Love a Patty" 

93a. "Picture Day" 

95b. "To Save a Squirrel" 

97a. "20,000 Patties Under the Sea" 

98. "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" 

113b. "The Card" 

132a. "Yours, Mine and Mine"

142b. "Sponge-Cano!"

143. "The Great Patty Caper"

149b. "Tunnel of Glove" 

150a. "Krusty Dogs" 

151b. "Love That Squid" 

153b. "The Other Patty" 

165a. "House Sittin' for Sandy" 

184b. "Evil Spatula" 

198a. "Sharks vs. Pods"

210a. "Life Insurance"

213b. "Lost and Found" 

214b. "Out of the Picture" 

231a. "My Leg!" 

234a. "Patnocchio"

244b. "Pineapple RV" 

263b. "Kwarantined Krab" 

267a. "Krusty Koncessionaires" 

[parcequecestnotreprojeeeet]

Hi, it’s me, Fanfic Anon #2. I thought now would be a good time for some family fluff. Consider this the follow up to my piece a while ago now where he asked their kids for their permission to marry Brigitte. Hope you all enjoy!

She doesn’t know why she was so nervous. She knows how happy her children are going to be with the news - they love him more than she ever hoped, ever thought was possible. She knew she had remarkable children, knew that she was truly blessed with the three most special human beings who somehow were hers, who loved her (still loved her, after everything they have been put through because of her. The fact that they still want to spend time with her - especially now that they’re adults, starting families of their own - she will never stop saying a prayer of thanksgiving every night for that), but even that never prepared her for the way they had adopted her financé as their own.

"Calm down, chérie!" He soothed noticing she was straightening the table for the fifteenth time. "They’re going to be so happy for you, for us."

"How can you be so sure?" She asked worrying her lower lip between her teeth.

Smirking at the secret knowledge in the back of his mind, he simply replied confidently, "because I am. Now come here," he offered, opening his arms wide and pulling her into a tight embrace. "Relax," he commanded as he pressed a kiss into the crown of her head.

Shortly thereafter they heard their brood bound through the door together laughing at something that happened on the journey in.

"Hello! Maman! Manu! We’re here!" Tiphaine yelled out.

"Hi, my darlings!" Brigitte replied warmly rounding the corner towards the front door quickly, pulling each of her children in for a tight hug.

"So?" Sebastian saddled up to his soon-to-be-legally-step-father while his mother was occupied fussing over something with his sisters, a wide smile on his face, "is this what I think this is?"

Conspiratorially, Emmanuel simply shrugged with a knowing smile.

Sebastian broke out into a huge grin at that and pulled him firmly, quickly into a hug.

"Care to share boys?" They heard Brigitte inquire when she noticed their embrace.

"Just happy to see him," Sebastian pulled back and turned towards his mother. "Very happy to see him," he winked back at Emmanuel, telegraphing for him his thoughts.

"Wait? Does that mean he -" Tiphaine started before being smacked roundly by Laurence to shut her up.

"Does that mean he what?" Brigitte rounded back towards her now beet-red girls.

With wild, panicked eyes, they sought out Emmanuel, looking for instruction on what to do. "Just tell her," he smiled gently. "It’s okay."

"Tell me what?"

"Does that mean he finally proposed?" Tiphaine finished her thought from earlier.

"Wait, what?! How did you know?" Brigitte asked stunned.

"Because he asked us for permission weeks ago. It’s been agony waiting!"

"I had to wait for the right moment!" He defended himself.

"Of course you did, because Maman deserves the best!"

"I’m sorry, can we go back a bit here, you asked them for permission?" She asked Emmanuel, tears gathering in her eyes at the thought.

"I’m marrying their mother," he shrugged. "Of course I asked."

"So!! Tell me!!" Tiphaine squealed. "I want all the details."

"Well maybe not all the details," Sebastian cautioned (he was happy that she was happy, but she is also his mother, and there is only so much he could hear about her love life).

"Come on, maman. Tell us!" Laurence begged pulling her mother firmly into the sitting room to discuss.

"Now remember," Sebastian started as he pulled back from the final hug, getting ready to join his sisters on their trips home hours later.

"I know. If I hurt her, you’ll have my head. Literally. But, I would sooner die than hurt your mother."

"I know, Dad," he offered with a smile.

Helloo fanfic Anon #2! ❤️

Yes! Family fluffiness! Hahaha Brigitte being all nervous with her kids reaction and smartpants Manu already having it all covered it up! The kids reaction was indeed adorable hahaha Tiphaine running her mouth about it... I can totally imagine it! Oh this family 🤧🥰

Thank you so much, fanfic Anon #2! ❤️❤️❤️

[did-i-mention-the-shirt]

Spongebobs canonical name is what

He's referred to as Robert in the episodes, "Spongebob Longpants" and "Patrick Smartpants". As far as I can tell, the 'sponge' was added before his nickname (bob) just for fun. I guess it stuck :]

And he's canonically asexual, as said by Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of Spongebob.

Y'all want anymore Spongbob trivia? Bc I know way to much about every character on the show :D