#smollest boi

[cuterefaction]

Happy Alien Day , everyone :3 I still want a cat-sized xenomorph, no matter what anyone says.

[leggywormy]

Eepy.

[taylornation]

The smollest boy who ever lived. 🤏

[dafrogarmy]

We godda introduce?

Hewwo! we are a fwog army, so we must share who we is, and what we look lik! we will add our intoducons when we join! {Owner is @blairthebword}

Hi! i'm Avery! i yellow, and 2nd smollest! owner relates to me most! so stuff from me is more hevily influnced by owner!

He/Him

Hewwo! I smollest! 'm Sir Poblet Remmington!

He/Him

Hallo! I'm Meep!!!!

*Adorable meeping*

They/Them

HAIII! I'm Blaire!

He/Him

Hewwo, I Purpy! I purple, so I Purpy!

She/Her

HAYYY BITCHESSS! I'm AUSTIN!

he/him

#ThatFrog

Hoi!

I'm Hopscotch!

he/they

uhh.. hi? I bob.

he/him

Hiii! I'm Squeek!

*cute froggy squeaking*

thye/them

I'm Earl. I'm the oldest here, and the only one with spelling skills.

he/him

HI! I'm Charlie!

she/her

Uh.. I Jerimiah. (he shy boi -Avery)

he/him

HEWWO!!! i'm jelly!!!!

she/her

______________________________________________________________

That is all of the current members of the army, we will add any who join, and in posts, we will put the names of the frogs communicating

[zeodyme-delacross]

excuse me while i just...

i am SCREECHING FLAILING BANGING MY FISTS ON MY DESK AND KICKING MY FEET he's so FUCKING COOL YES SHOW OFF BABBY hhhhhhhhh the tiny details in that close up?!?????! the smollest chips in his armor???!!!! he moves so deadly dance im ~swooning~ tHE HEAD TILT AKLFHJAFGAFHAH OOOOOOH YOU MADE HIM MADDDDD that roar though oooof FLIPS!!! the way igris is -following- to land more blows even as jin woo is airborne from the last one~ godsss mkay nooooope stop cutting away plzzzz i cant take the back and forth of low energy world build and high energy battle someone Please make an edit of just the fight i am BEGGING hhhhh the Swoosh of his sword~~~ HEY WOAH NO THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MADE OF LIGHT BLOOD YOU JERKS ugh. rude …..mkay the sudden eye glow has me oof i wont lie but like not as much as the boi

hhhh. shade igris next episode… i can't wait......

[viathatoneartist]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND RYO DREW THE smollest BOY AND I CAAAANT

HES SO CUTE I LOVE HIM

[xiaoluclair]

some of y’all will really look at a man who always talks with unparalleled animation through his entire big-breasted, thick-thighed self, who can never ever make up his mind because I Mean, It Depends and I Like Both I Like Boats *0.03* seconds later* I Hate Both Boats and coincidentally gives off the biggest bisexual energy, who newton-cradles between terrible dirty jokes and terrible-er dad jokes faster than the race car he drives that he never ever fails to acknowledge the brilliance of and the minds and designs behind, who laughs at said terrible jokes with his entire face and accompanying crow’s feet and is a dad to both two cats and a sweet little girl whom he carries on his shoulders and smiles at like she’s the only person ever, who unfailingly throws all caution to the wind in press conferences like fruit this fruit that i’m the fucking fruit bowl the fruit forest, here let me press my mouth up to this piece of glass like a silly little fish to make this man laugh and here let me talk about us as two men in a heteronormative sport cuddling together at night and massaging each other and here let me tease you for spinning and making me slow for yellows and lean forward to see if it makes you laugh or blush or both, who has been found on the floor and butt-naked by his teammate like bro what the fuck happened there, who hugs with his entire soul and buries his face into collarbones and cries sweet tears of happiness and has an entire team who loves him from their toes up take him into their arms and lift him on their shoulders and catch him when he runs to them after a race and throws himself into their embrace, who sizzles years worth of fighting and dreaming and achieving down to it Just Brings Back A Lot Of Rest and This Hasn’t Been For Nothing and the quiet blame he sets on his own self of a doomed marriage he had no control over he was a child (a child), who has the smallest dearest freckle on his lips that sends strangers into deranged sweats and righteous mutiny when even touched by photoshop, who wears one singular type of cap like a farmer who was warned by a witch that his carrot farms would die from famine if removed, who when he heard theories about how the curved cap gives him more luck over his regular bae only wore the regular one out of spite bc Fuck You Superstition!! who retains information about countries and flags and world cup trivia like it’s a human citizenship requirement, who has retained this information from when he was the littlest boy the smollest potato with dreams dropped onto his shoulders and determination in his spark blue eyes that crinkle so beautifully at literally anything even remotely funny to his relatable and therefore hilarious shit humor, who lets his heart go without limit and knows his self worth and isn’t embarrassed to speak out against something that hurts him and especially hurts his friends and family, who will defend the people he loves with everything in him to a fault and then some more, and go

[wanderersrest]

Honoo no... YAAAAAHHHH!! in 2024

This is a day late due to me posting the Working!! post first, but holy shit a new Magic Knight Rayearth anime has been announced!!!

Yes please! 2024 has been a good year for mecha between Bravern and Grendizer U, but now Magic Knight Rayearth?! If I could add more exclamation points in grammatically correct places I would! I'm really excited to revisit Cephiro with such a lovable cast of characters, especially the smollest boy Ascot!

[hermitdrabbles56]

Dump Razputin on the Chain. They're getting therapy and this spunky little Psychonaut is gonna make sure of it.

The Chain: Who's this sassy lost child?

Raz: I'm your therapist and you idiots have been avoiding a long awaited session. *whips out Psycho Portal*

The Chain: *screams*

See I found this when I woke up so my very first thought was. "Why would I put Russia's smollest uwu bean with these chaos havers"

And then I remembered what I posted last night and who the precious bean in question is 😂

But yes. Good gods. Raz would have an absolute FEILD day in their minds.

Turn the boss room level up to DEATH MARCH

Baby boy has seen some shit but my god he's gonna have some second hand trauma by the time he's done with these dumbasses.

[superbattrash]

For the ask thing

1. How tall are you?

2. What got you into superbat?

3. If you had to be a marine animal, what would you be and why?

1. I am 172cm or uhhhh.. 5’7 ish? So not the tollest, not the smollest. If you give me the choice I wear lifts in my shoes though :3

2. God, really? *sweats* okay, let’s see if I can answer this. I’ve watched BTAS as a kid, fell in love with all things superheroes, watched Justice League and STAS religiously as well and then had a kinda break from DC. I always loved how Superman and Batman interacted in the shows but I didn’t think much of it because I was a literal child lol. Fast forward to my teens and I fall upon a piece of fanart on tumblr (Bruce sitting on top of Clark as he flies and the post underneath is Clark singing “I can show you the world”, do you know it?) and my brain goes “!!!!!!!!” because oh my god someone else thinks they should date too!!!! I didn’t actively join the fandom back then (I got back on tumblr in 2021 after having binged @frownyalfred and @susiecarter’s entire AO3 pages) but it was my first “omg superbat is a thing” moment and I’ve shipped it ever since :3

Uh. Short answer: the animated series of both boys

3. Marine animal….. hmmmm…. I honestly have no idea. Do polar bears count? I have the right build for that and I like snow lol. Maybe a seal? They look like they have fun

[gyunivrse]

Idk if you have seen this already but here's the smollest feline in the world beomgyu - here

Also could I know your favourite txt bsides?

GYYUUUU 💔💔 that video just made my day he's soso cute

also, oh my gosh,, i could talk about txt bsides all day long, i hope you're prepared

tbh there's so many to choose from but one that really sticks out to me is roller coaster, it's genuinely so good and i somehow overlooked it when i first became a moa (idk how i did that bc it's literally a masterpiece, i ascend every time i listen to it AND THE CHOREO IS ADDICTIVE)

blue orangeade makes me hyper, like it's so good i just can't help but to dance around when it comes on 💀 it came on while i was driving yesterday and i had to fight the urge

new rules and no rules are two of my all time favorite txt songs, i'll never shut up about them

IT'S HARD TO PICK A BSIDE FROM MINISODE BLUE HOUR OR TDC ETERNITY THOUGH

ghosting will always be special to me tho, it makes me emotional <//3

but yeah i genuinely think that i'm incapable of picking a bside from tdc eternity, they're all genuinely so good 😭 i looped that album for weeks when it first came out

from thursdays child, my favorite bside is probably thursdays child has far to go, but i'm listening to lonely boy a lot recently too (tchftg will always be special to me tho from the atlanta concert that i went to 💔 hyuka and yj came to the second floor and they ran past me, so every time i hear that song i fr get flashbacks 😭😭)

STOP I DIDN'T THINK I'D WRITE A LITERAL NOVEL OVER THE TXT BSIDES BUT HERE WE ARE and i could probably keep going if i didn't control myself

also hii thank you for asking, i hope you've had a good day so far 🫶🏻

[thequeenoftheolives]

welcome to the realm of the olive queen

welcome to the world of the olives!! where there’s magic and madness and slight olivish overloads. ALSO WORDS BECAUSE I’M OBSESSED.

my name is anoushka (except higher levels of kindness shall be guaranteed IF YOU BOW DOWN TO ME AS THE GREAT RULER OF ALL. or even as of that of the olives. I’M FLEXIBLE LIKE THAT) and i like to read.

although that’s possibly an understatement of sorts, because i have a story obsession. 

a smol one.

wherein i kind of live off of them and the words give me all the hope to discover magic someday. otherwise the world would be too boring and i’d cry.

i’m also the smollest bits of allergic to introductions and end up writing them too long. or running far, far away into the depths of the criminally cold mountains where whispers of magic roam, and never return into the mortal realm where the world decided i belonged. 

thing is. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO TALK ABOUT OVER HERE. hence the incoherent ramblings and talk of olives. ALTHOUGH BOTH OF THOSE SHALL FOLLOW ME WHEREVER I GO, SO I WARN YOU. leave before you’re sucked into this for the rest of an entire lifetime. 

if you’re still here, HIIIII. YOU’RE OFFICIALLY A PART OF THE OLIVE GANG, AND THAT SHALL BE YOUR FOREVER-NAME. WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

i’m a book blogger (HERE HERE OVER HERE), reader voracious and have been known to stay up till ghostly hours of the night and also far FAR beyond, and then scolded the next day for it. the world is cruel.

i’m also borderline in love with words and consider them a lifeline of sorts. BUT SHHHH, YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW THAT.

about the realm you’ve just entered: a world where olives rule the universe. and dragons help in conquering it. ALSO BOOKS ARE OXYGEN AROUND HERE, and highly necessary like that. so welcome to words and stories and magic. AND THE SMOLLEST EVER BITS OF OCCASIONAL WHIMSY.

BUT MAINLY OLIVES. 

what you shall find in this olive-universe: olivish overloads, tips to conquering all of the infinite worlds and raiding chocolate stores and HEISTING LIBRARIES. also occasional talk of books and THE AMAZINGNESS OF WORDS and living in libraries forever. ALSO DOGS BECAUSE I’M OBSESSED. 

my favorite stories: six of crows // percy jackson // a series of unfortunate events // six of crows // the seven husbands of evelyn hugo // the raven boys // little women // six of crows // the boy who steals houses // eliza and her monsters // OH AND ALSO SIX OF CROWS // only mostly devastated // not my problem // strange the dreamer // AND DID I MENTION SIX OF CROWS??

tv i'm obsessed with: heartstopper // charlie and the chocolate factory // mission mangal // 3 idiots // stranger things // julie and the phantoms // little women (the 2019 version) // gilmore girls // alexa and katie // the sky is pink // feel the beat // anne with an e // never have i ever

NOW TELL ME ABOUT YOU.

[lilnoodl]

The smollest boi

[garalina2000]

I have teh best cat duo. Smollest girl alive and whore of a boy...

[ao3feed-snape]

Hidden in Plain Sight

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/p7urisG

by BunnieBangBang

In his OWL year, on the first day of testing, Tom Riddle is determined to lead his fellow fifth years in Slytherin to the best scores Hogwarts has ever seen, paving the way for their futures in bringing glory to the wixen world.

However, when a fifth year he doesn't recognize (which shouldn't be possible!) sits next to him in the testing hall, Tom's natural curiosity (read: need to know everything, always) drives him to observe the little black haired, green eyed mystery and put Lucius on the case of finding out just who he is.

Words: 15497, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Filius Flitwick, Severus Snape, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Rudolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange

Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort

Additional Tags: mixed generations, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle Attend Hogwarts Together, No Boy-Who-Lived (Harry Potter), Alternate Universe - No Voldemort, Sort Of, Ravenclaw Harry Potter, Harry is smollest bean, Seer Luna Lovegood, Harry is too precious for this world, Tom Riddle is Bad at Feelings, at first, He gets better, Lucius is a good bro, except to his actual brother, Draco is Lucius' brother, Draco is a terrible human being, some Severus Snape Bashing, though it's kind of canonical even though this is really au so is it really bashing?, Sorry Sev, Some redemption for Severus Snape though, not much, but some, Smart Harry Potter, Ancient Runes is cool, Harry and Tom are nerds, TW mentions of extreme bullying, TW mentions of canonical and non-canonical child abuse/neglect, fxxk the Dursleys, Hurt/Comfort

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/p7urisG

[yuuta-okkotsuu]

you are a baby and I love you.