#snapcube!eggman

[official-doctor-robotnik]

any announcements to make?

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRR🥁🥁🥁🥁OPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[official-doctor-robotnik]

ALSO I'M BISEXUAL

the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history

[boy-yaoi]

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

[snazzy-sun]

Happy Valentines Day💕

[seldompathic]

They should start a podcast

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Woah I'm bisexual

[mochisquish]

2025 update

[cornsyrupfromhell]

alternative (good) ending

[official-doctor-robotnik]

IM ACTUALLY CRYING SOMEONE UNIRONICALLY MADE THIS SONG AND IT SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE SNAPCUBE!EGGMAN THAT SOMEONE EDITED IT WITH HIM

[official-doctor-robotnik]

PROUD BISEXUAL HERE!!!!!!

SnapCube's fandub

[hellsitegenetics]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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Closest match: Molanna angustata genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Hood casemaker fly

[realtimefanduboutofcontext]

SnapCube's Real-Time Fandub | "Sonic Riders" (2020)

[luckyshinyhunter]

💜🌐Sometimes, you just have to enter the multiverse to find the one you love!🌐❤️

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Yes, they should... For no reason in particular....

[ask-the-eggmans]

So do you two have any new plans in the works? :]

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE THAT PAGE IN-" -Stone

(A/N: Yes, this is a snapcube reference)

[stroburry]

I saw Sonic 3 last night