#snip snip game🍬

[toysrguts]

Jeff's Relation to the Other Pastas

plz dont come for me this is my own personal au or whatever im not claiming these as facts o___o

also sorry if i didnt add ur favorite i just did the most relevant ones ig idk sorry this kinda sucks!!!!!

🩻EJ: #bestfriends4lyfe they clicked when they first met and they've been best friends ever since. they have the kind of friendship where they can just sit in silence doing their own thing just enjoying each other's presence. EJ doesn't talk much anyway and Jeff respects that. they do everything but also nothing together, its really sweet.

🪓Toby: they definitely have a thing going on IM SORRY SUE ME. they have a history of absolutely hating each other but over time they both realized they were trying to hide their attraction to one another. jeff always looked for reasons to be closer to toby, even if it was just to bully him. either way toby yearned for jeffs company. now they both bully each other but affectionately

🖤Jane: NUH UH. KEEP THEM AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AT ALL COSTS. these 2 in a room together is basically opening pandoras box

🎮BEN: they are the epitome of straight boys that claim to be straight but act so painfully gay with each other. they will literally make jokes about fucking but get offended when someone questions it. theyre also the ones who are always staying up all night playing video games and waking everybody up with their screaming and yelling

🎀Nina: nina is jeff's crazy ex girlfriend. they stayed friends after the breakup but nina is still super clingy and jeff uses that to his advantage to boss her around all the time. little does he know she still snips locks of his hair when hes not looking and has a whole shrine for him in her room :3

🧸Sally: jeff treats sally a lot better than the rest of the pastas. shes basically jeff's younger sister; they have movie nights together every weekend and they also play a lot of dress-up and hide and go seek. sally also likes to force jeff to let her give him makeovers. jeff is like a different person around her, its nice to see him be silly every once and a while

🍬LJ: jeff annoys the absolute shit out of this man. hes like the authority figure that jeff likes to disobey just to be annoying. he roasts the absolute shit out of him for being a clown and pulls pranks on him constantly but always hides before LJ can beat the living shit out of him. jeff is like 2 whole feet shorter than him but hes somehow not scared of him. LJ is like his own personal punching bag for no reason

[prince-of-moths]

For the fanfic writer ask game: 🎁🦋🍬?

🦋: I was gonna say Sun but looking at my FNAF wips I write Moon a lot more... I think I just smell angst and go a runin

🍬: I haven't actually uploaded all of my fics, but I have written for FNAF, voltron, Minecraft, DHMIS, and Stardew valley. As for favs I think FNAFs would be the merm fic, I had a good vld fic revolving around Lance going under a sort of curse that transfered his consciousness to a cat, Minecraft and DHMIS technically only have one fic a piece (hello mc ocs, you are in hell. Don't hug me is just a in depth snip of Yellow digging up Ducks grave). Stardew has a few but I have a sort of apocalypse werewolf fic I keep rotating in my brain lmao

🎁: less of a wip more of a drabble, but fresh off the grill I present: Classic ball before a heist scene but with a disaster party two of which keep saying they hate each other but insist on playing what can only be described as gay chicken! No warnings apply, just a lot of dancing and a mild innuendo. Enjoy!

Moon was stronger than he looked- well he had to be to be frank or else a baby could overtake him. It lended well to dancing though, even if he did use his lead to twist you this way and that.

“Arch your back more.” He murmured, a finger lightly trailing up your spine as he leaned you over him. You leaned closer to get away from the ticklish sensation, allowing him to dip you. He spun you out before you could think to “accidentally” step on his foot.

“Stop showing off.” You hissed, trying not to flush and chicken away as his face stayed close to your own.

“It’s working isn’t it?” He was right, anyone not making goo-goo eyes at their dance partner was focused on you, including the mark. The music slowed down and a few watchers gave some light courtesy claps as you bowed, moving close to the hors d'oeuvres table with a slow steady walk. You didn’t look back, but you could hear the mark pushing through the crowd. He slowed as you turned to lean against the pillar, briefly mourning the loss of your portion of rich people snacks.

“May I have a dance?” You did your best “oh me? Oh wow!” smile and nod, letting him drag you to the center of the dance floor. You saw him motion to the band- likely a demand to play the only song he could confidently dance to- before you were pressed against his starchy suit.

“I feel like I’ve seen you from somewhere…” He led, steps ever so slightly off the beat.

“Hmm, doubtful. I’m from across the mountains, and I’m fairly certain if I had met you before I would remember.”

“What takes you and your… companion to this side then?” You trailed a leg to slow the spin, giving enough leeway that he was back on beat when you returned.

“Sightseeing.” You sighed, glancing around at the tapestries on the walls. “I grew bored of the views at my estate.” He raised a brow, a hopeful glint in his eye.

“Yours? Then I suppose the automaton is…”

“As you said, merely companionship. He’s nice to have around.” He laughed at this.

“I suppose it dances well, but they haven’t the first clue how to be a man.” His grin grew as you dipped, held there for slightly too long that it bordered on cramping.

“And I suppose…” Your fingers curled into the edge of his vest, using his intent focus on your lips to curl a finger into the hidden pocket. “You do?” He swallowed as he pulled you up, stumbling lightly over the familiar steps. Bingo. He straightened with false confidence as you asked about his many estates, giving you enough leeway to tuck the keys into one of your many fancy little pockets. They were the only good part about these stuffy dress codes. His breath smelt like overpriced cigars and foreign cologne, by the time you allowed him to kiss your hand and step off your eyes were near watering. You took a few steps towards the snack table again- you were going to eat your weight in crab rangoons you swore- but this time Sun stepped in front of your path. He took one of your hands before you could palm the keys, bowing politely before asking for a dance. Again pulled away from the comforting corners you were pulled onto the now nearing dirty floor. This one was a bit slower than the others, allowing Sun to lead you without the jerky spins and dips that Moon’s dance required.

“You know I could’ve just handed it to you.” You murmured, letting him sway you to the strings.

“Mm, didn’t want anyone to see. They’re all still looking at you y'know.” He let you step away, eyes soft as they drifted over your outfit.

“Can’t say I blame them.” He seemed to get even closer, your hand nearly trapped between your chest and his own. You were starting to dare to think they might be more than just good liars.

“There’s a pocket in my waistcoat.” He reminded you softly, giving you enough time to struggle and slip the golden key from its ring. The material of his white and golden suit were softer than the marks, well worn in a way none of his clothes would ever get to be. You gave him a little nod with your bow, letting out a breath you hadn’t noticed you were holding. A light chime went off over the speakers.

“Esteemed guests, please make your way to the gardens for our Saturnalia feast.” You didn’t have time to spare Sun a glance as the mark- seriously you needed to catch his name before he got too familiar- took you by the waist and moved up the stairs. You merely bit your tongue and thought of the pile of gold that would be lining your pockets soon. Gold could buy many crab rangoons, but just to be safe you would eat a few at the dinner table. Or more than a few, if he was as in your lap as he seemed he probably wouldn’t give two thoughts to your other hand stuffing bread into your many many pockets.

[sleepylixie]

Ohh a snippy snip snip game 👀✨ what about Chronosaurus and Felix?

OH DEAR GOD YOU'RE GONNA GET A SNIPPET FROM ONE OF MY POTENTIAL WIPS HEADS UP- *dives for cover* in other news.. Minho' and Changbin's growls in that god damned song. I'm - okay byyee

//

Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

The sound had infuriated you, frustrated you. All your life, you'd run away from the sands of Time, breaking out of the hourglass society had trapped you in. Until now. You would sell your soul if only you could hear it for a single damned second.

He sat in his glass globe in the corner of the room, its key. He was useless, the trader had told you. An old heirloom from god knows where, he said, one that had broken in the transit from hand to hand. The boy in the glass globe had a key, he said, a key that was lost long ago.

You don't know what prompted you to buy the globe- curiosity? The desperation to want to fix something that Time had broken? But one look at the boy in the globe and you knew.

You wanted to save him.

//

[sleepylixie]

hyunjin + “m.i.a.” 👀 *runs away*

MA'AM I'M SOFT COME HERE AND FEEL THE FEELS WITH ME- HYUNJIN HDHSHSHDJDJSJEJ

//

Your eyes dragged over the 'intimate gathering' Felix had dragged you to against your better judgement. You weren't supposed to be here.

Especially standing in a circle with him, laughing and talking over each other like the other didn't exist. Hwang Hyunjin's soft brown eyes slid over you like you were just another acquantaince, not even a nod of recognition passed your way.

The burn of hurt settled deep in your gut, head swirling. What went wrong? Why did Hyunjin suddenly start to distance himself from you? Was it that he'd found better friends and had no need for the dead weight of his childhood best friend?

The memories over the years played in your mind with a vintage sepia, clear and untainted by the new Hyunjin that had taken the place of your best friend. A wave of regret washed over you as you excused yourself and slipped out the front door, your teeth gritted in disaapointment.

You really shouldn't have come here.

//

[sleepylixie]

pacemaker + minho! 😼

I fkin love Minho's voice in this song my god. It's legit in repeat atm 💀😂

//

Minho's love was like a ticking clock, a pacemaker, a beat that would never end. Especially when it came to you. He'd never lead you astray, his hands never losing it's reassuring grip on yours, almost like you were his anchor the way he was yours.

His love was gentle, matching his pace to yours no matter whether the days were rainbows and sunshine or hurricanes and rainfall. He'd pilot his way to clear skies for you, my love.

Trust him and run, my love.

When a man that shined as brightly as Minho fell in love with you, there was truly no looking back. You'd never feel love the way he did, quicksilver moonlight and wildfire sunshine together. All you had to do was take his hand, and you'd be done for.

//

[sleepylixie]

heyy for the snip snip game 😎 hello stranger and minho ??

OhMY MY I VIBE WITH THIS SONG OOF-

//

Minho was curious. So, so curious.

What was it about you ? Was it that mysterious smile that looked like an open book with empty pages? Or was it those eyes that never stayed in one place for too long, flitting and moving as fast as your changes in style? Or just the way you had no qualms in meeting his gaze everytime you saw him watching you, the curiosity and amusement mixing together in a heady cocktail?

When he approached you, that secret smile of yours made an appearance again, mild recognition lighting up your features. Your hands fluttered around you when you spoke, you voice rising and lowering like a quiet beach's waves. How were you so effortlessly intriguing?

It was curious indeed. How you, a stranger with dark eyes and a darker smile consumed his thoughts without even trying.

Did he dare find out more about you?

Oh yes, he absolutely did.

//

[sleepylixie]

im gonna say awkward silence and jisung! <3

The cutest song, I'm soft 🤧

//

"I can't tell you how much of an absolute douche bag he was!" You frowned, pulling yet another dress off rack. You held the dress against you and turned to Jisung with your eyebrows raised in question.

"The flowers look pretty on the dress," your best friend responded, his eyes scanning it quickly before flitting back up to you, lips dragging up in amusement. "That date sounds trashy."

"It was!" You rolled your eyes, wandering towards another rack of sweaters. "I mean, he was just on his phone the whole time, it was just awkward silence except when I tried to talk to him, which just made it more awkward." You scoffed in annoyance, a frown creasing your forehead.

"Hey hey hey." Jisung chuckled, slinging an arm around your shoulder. "Just let it go, you're cooler than him anyway, butterfly." He ruffled your hair, only prompting you to shriek and lightly elbow his side. "Let's get some shopping done and get takeout, yeah?"

"My favourite?"

"Deal."

//

[sleepylixie]

Bringing back snip snip game with a bit of a twist tonight, coz I want things to write outside my WIPs *hides*

Send me an SKZ song and a member, I'll whisk up something for you 💌

Drop me an ask here :D

[sleepylixie]

chan for the bias thing if u want to! 🥺 thank u

Hello sweets ^_^ I have a sweet childhood best friend reunion for you with Chan!! Hope you enjoy!! 

EDIT: My queue feature is woefully broken, I’m so sorry for the atrocious delay T^T 

“C-Chris?”

“Y/N!!”

“I-oh my god, it’s actually you!” You screamed, a grin spreading across your face as you jumped up from your seat at the cafe table, launching straight into Chan’s waiting arms. “Still the same with the hugs, aren’t you?” He giggled, returning your hug with the same vigor as you. 

“My hugs are unforgettable, you know.” you smiled, waving him to take a seat opposite to you. “Yeah, I remember them from when your hands were permanently sandy and you had seashells falling out of your pockets.” Chan chuckled. You stuck your tongue out at him, only eliciting another laugh from him. 

“It’s been so long, how have you been? Are you staying here long??”

With old friends, some things never change.

[sleepylixie]

that game is so cute 😭😭 what about jisung? 👀

I have nothing more to offer you other than Found Family with Jisung -

"JISUNG I WILL HIDE ALL YOUR SNACKS IF YOU DON'T WASH THE DISHES THIS INSTANT."

"Have you heard of patience, Y/N? It's a virtue, one you seem to lack."

"I waited for the entire day, trashnugget!" You exclaimed in response, throwing your hands up in exasperation as Jisung strolled into the kitchen. "I'm not waiting until mold takes up residence in the coffe mugs."

"Now you're just being dramatically gross." He wrinkled his nose at you, beginning to roll up his sleeves. "I'll get started on the dishes now, but can you get dinner started? I don't want to order out."

"Yeah yeah. Toast?" "You're the best."

[sleepylixie]

LEE FELIX

LEE YONGBOK

BROWNIE BOY

SUNSHINE BOY

FRECKLES BOY

OUR LOVE ❤❤❤

-🦋anon

He is our sunshine indeed😩❤️Let me make up for that angsty trope I chose for Jisung by giving you something ANGSTIER MUAHAHAHA - Have yourself an Enemies to Lovers with Felix!

"I hate him, he keeps playing the dumbest pranks on me and getting me in trouble!" You huffed, prompting Jisung to laugh quietly. "You're not any better, you know? Especially with the spray painting incident, it got Felix a good 3 weeks of detention."

"Well, he deserved it!" You rolled your eyes, successfully covering up the smile that threatened to spread across your face. "If I didn't know better, I'd think the two of you just enjoy having each other's attention." Minho inserted himself into your conversation, casually slinging an arm around Jisung's narrower shoulders.

You scoffed in annoyance at his comment. "Please, it's more like a tit for tat equation, I'd gladly stop pranking him if he returned the favour." If only Minho knew how right he was-

No, I don't regret giving Felix a prankster persona. No, I will not believe he is soft spoken and sweet all the time.

[sleepylixie]

Oh oH that fanfic trip ship idea is genius omg??? That's really interesting so uh 👀 kind of obvious that Felix is my bias hbfjrjd I'm looking forward to see what kind of trope you associate me with 💛🧡

Hallo sweets!! :D Ikr, it seemed like such a cute idea, I might revive it sometime later just for the funsies. I'm the meantime... I'm sorry for what I am about to do - have yourself Unrequited best friend love with Felix. 😩

Felix's eyes were wide, the soft angles of his face contorted in surprise at the words he'd just heard. The rain beat down relentlessly on the both of you, flattening your hair and leaving your clothes sticking to your skin. "Y-you love me?" He stuttered out, his voice barely audible over the downpour.

The sting of hot tears burned your eyes, the words choking you on the way out of your mouth- "You're blind if you didn't notice,Lix, I've been in love with you since middle school."

"I-I- Y/N, you're kidding, right? I thought we were just friends." Felix spluttered. "Hell, I told you that I was in love with Yuna!"

A bitter smile spread across your face, along with the first tears spilling down your cheeks. "It's okay. As long as you're happy, best friend." You'd never live the first day of monsoon the same way again.

[sleepylixie]

felix👉🏼👈🏼🥺

I'm still in the StayFM feels, have yourself a Youtuber best friend Felix!

"Y/N, don't be a buzzkill, come on!" You rolled your eyes at the offhand taunt, levelling an amused stare at your best friend. Felix stood next to you, a grin spread ear to ear, warm eyes and freckles almost hidden under his heavy fringe of dirty blonde hair.

"I'm not about to film a dumb ASMR video with you!" You exclaimed incredulously. "BUT WHY?" Felix responded, eyebrows knitted in disappointment. "You have the whole deep voice thing going on, you'd be perfect for ASMR, it's just not my thing!!!"

He frowned, the action leaving no trace of the sunshiney aura he was exuding barely minutes ago. He looked ..... unfairly sad, eyes drooping, hair flopping dejectedly over his forehead. "You're the only friend I trusted to join me..."

"Goddammit 'Lix, don't hit me with the puppy eyes. I'll do it, just stop please."

"HELL YES!!!"

[sleepylixie]

Oh oh another game~~ lemme participate ✨✨ -ajhfknb wait though,, who even is my bias???? 🤡🤡😭 okay let's go with Jisung today because I'm always soft for him ;-; ahaha what a whole mess jfc

Hello, Lix, my favourite clown braincell buddy🤡 I see today's mood of the day is Jisung...might i give you some of him being a secret royal to go with it? 😂😤

(Warning- inexplicit soft makeout ahead-)

"Mmm, you kiss like a prince..." You giggled against Jisung's lips, stealing another peck before he pulled away from you. The two of you had been lounging on your couch, legs tangled together, focused more on each other than the movie in front of you. "What do you mean, like a prince?" Jisung asked softly, unable to resist the temptation of pecking you on the nose.

"I don't know, very.. gentlemanly." You grinned, your hands looped around his neck and pulling at his hair. "It's really cute." He laughed quietly, pulling you closer to him by your waist. "I'm sure I can be..not princely if that's what you want."

"Oh, I doubt it," you amusedly rolled your eyes at the suggestive smirk Jisung threw at you. "You fit the bill of a prince too well. I sometimes wonder how good you'd look with a crown."

"Sweetheart, one day you might just find out."

Hope you liked it! :D

[sleepylixie]

You know Lee Know is the light of my life, hit me with it? 👀🤭❤

HHHHHHHHHHHHHA I ENJOYED THIS TOO MUCH I HAD TO STRUGGLE NOT TO MINI-FIC THIS- Have yourself a drunken confession with Lee Know I just- I don't even know

“How in the name of hell did you even get here?”

“I LIKE YOU!!”

“What the fuck-”

//5 minutes later//

Minho picked up the handful of pebbles that sat stranded on his carpeted floor. You giggled at the sight, still a few shots beyond tipsy. “I wanted to get your attention, I thought throwing stones at your window would work!” The look of utter exasperation that crossed Minho’s handsome features only set you into a fresh peal of laughter. “Are you from the Stone Age, you idiot?” he grumbled, barely hearing himself over your loud giggles. “The stones didn’t work, Y/N, but the 1500 calls you left on my phone definitely did the trick.”

“Whatever does the trick, right??” you continued to giggle softly, stopping between sips of water. Minho sighed out loud. What was he to do when his long-time crush cruises up to his doorstep, slings pebbles at his window, and screams a drunken confession to his face?

[sleepylixie]

minho 😎

For you, Bar, i have a Fake Dating AU with Lee Minho!

"He's your boyfriend?" You smiled tauntingly at the surprised exclamation, staring down the person who'd said it- one of the queen bees who hadn't changed her ways since high school, glaring at you through thick lashes and made-up eyes. So much for faked civility, your high school reunion was already proving to be quite the bore.

"Yes, he is. Handsome, isn't he?" You purred, letting yourself melt against the arm that was placed around your waist. Your best friend Lee Minho smiled back at you, a shit-eating grin that matched your own before looking at the socialite. "Did you know my babygirl back then?" You bit back an expletive at the cringey endearment, lest the facade shatter. You'd take it up with him later- likely by cat-napping Dori.

"We were in the same class." Your ex-classmate seemed to be at a loss for words, quickly stuttering her goodbyes and tottering away on her heels. You pinched his wrist the second she was out of earshot, getting a yelp in return. "Babygirl? Really?"

"You owe me for covering for you with the anatomy professor, babygirl." He bit back, amusement spreading scross his face. "The reactions are making me wonder how weird you were back in high school."

"I was just quiet, you bastard, I wasn't a weirdo!"

Hope you liked it! :D