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Record of Ragnarok no sense ~

Episode 28

Ares:*looks at a very angry Herakles chasing after Y/N* .....Brother Herakles...usually isn't someone to...get that angry....what in the Heavens did Y/N do to piss him off.

Hermes: From what I learned....Y/N shaved Jack's mustache while he was sleeping.

Ares:That's it? Brother Herakles is overreacting, It can't be that bad.

Jack:*appears* that's what I said.

Ares/Hermes:......

Jack:Y/N just wanted to see how my face looked without them, they meant no harm, they were just curious. *laughs*

Y/N:CAN YOU REPEAT THAT TO HIM!?

Herakles:I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!!

Y/N:HE LOOKS GOOD LIKE THAT!! WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?! I WAS CURIOUS

Herakles:WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID JUST FOR CURIOSITY!?!?!?

Y/N:WELL APPARENTLY ME, DUH!*keeps running*

Ares:....Yeah, he has every right to be pissed

Hermes:*chuckles*

Jack:Oh dear.

(Ironically I was the one to erase his mustache....twice *evil laughs*)

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Happy valentine's day everyone!♡♡

Loki being a simp for his girl~

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Happy valentine's day everyone!♡♡

Loki being a simp for his girl~

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Just.....HOW THE FARTHEST I WENT WAS A HOUSE

The Ocean, Me, MS Paint, 2022

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~Birthdays in Wonderland~

Y/N:*in front of Trey's bedroom putting a sign on the door* 🎶🎶 perfect. Now time to prepare the party! *walks away*

~♡A few moments later♤~

Ace:Can't wait to wish Happy birthday to Trey senpai, perhaps today Riddle won't be a tyrant like always. *reads the sign*.....*runs*not today..

Deuce:*notices Ace, reads the sign clearly confused*......* does the same and spreads the word* nope...

~ ◇One hour later◇~

Cater;Hehe time for a selfie with the party boy*almost kicks the door but reads the sign first* Mmmm....maybe later~

Trey:*sleeping pacefully*

~♧Party time♧~

Everyone:Happy birthday Trey!!

Y/N:I will bring the cake now!*goes to the kitchen*

Trey:*chuckles* I'm actually surprised that no one came to my bedroom this morning, I was sure that someone would wake me up.

Riddle:*looks at him* Y/N made sure no one would disturb you.

Trey:*surprised * Really? How?

Riddle*holds the sign*

"Anyone who dares to wake the birthday boy before the party and everything related to it is ready, or if you dare disturb his sleep for any your idiotic problems, like running away from your Dorm Leader to ask clemency to his vice(Im talking to you Ace), I will personally kick your butts so hard that you won't be able to sit on a chair.....EVER AGAIN....and trust me.... I will keep my promise♡

with courtesy,

Y/N, the prefect of Ramshackle dorm"

Trey:....I'm...speechless

Riddle; As you can see it worked. Sometimes the prefect can be even more dangerous than me.

Y/N:The cake is here! Time to make a wish and blow the candle Trey-senpai!! *cute aura*

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Birthdays in Wonderland ~

Jack:*wakes up and yawns*

Y/N:Morning birthday boy~

Jack:Good morning *stretches*

Y/N:Are you ready for this special day full of surprises?

Jack:Y/N it's just my birthday. Nothing new.

Y/N:Shush get your ass up and get ready,Monstro Lounge is waiting for us.

Jack: isn't too early for that?

Y/N:Nope I turned off your clock,it's almost lunch time *smiles*

Jack:.....WHAT!?

_At Monstro Lounge_

Y/N: What do you mean you have no more seats!? I TOLD YOU TO RESERVE A TAVLE FOR 2!

Jade:I'm afraid but I couldn't do it, business is business as Azul says.

Y/N:...*ready to punch him*

Jack: Hey Y/N it's not important...

Y/N:*takes the phone out* Hey Riddle....Oh you are with Vil that's great, you see some students of your dorms are here at Monstro Lounge, some of them breaking the Queen rules and Vil's diet program.

*almost half of the Monstro Lounge is now empty*

Jade:.....I'm impressed,

Jack:..... You seriously put those students in trouble ?

Y/N:Nah I was bluffing.

Jack: °□°

Y/N:Now ...i guess i can have a table for two. With the birthday special too.

Jade:*chuckles*Of course, follow me please.

Jack*looks at Y/N* Seriously...you didn't have to..

Y/N:Anything for my favourite good boy, now let's give you the best birthday ever.

Jack:*his tail is wagging*

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Birthdays in Wonderland ~

Y/N:*kicks the door* ACE!!!

Ace*screams like a little girl* WHAT THE HECK Y/N!?

Y/N:DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE LATE FOR YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY!? GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT BED!

Ace....OH SH*T YOU ARE RIGHT*gets out and falls on the ground *

Y/N:*facepalm*

Later at the party

Y/N:Here*gives him coupons*Happy Birthday Dork.

Ace;This is your gift? Coupons??

Y/N:Those coupons are very special.

Ace:Huh?

Y/N: You get 5 coupons where you can ask me to help you with your homework, 5 to help you doing your chores and most of all 5 to save your Ass from Riddle's rage, no matter how DANGEROUS and ANGRY he is.

Ace:*hugs Y/N*......Best gift....ever

Y/N:I know no need to thank me~ *smirk

Ace:Can I kiss you?

Y/N:Nope I don't wanna be dumb like you

Ace:....I hate you

Y/N:Love ya too dork*kisses his cheek*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVOURITE DUMMY XD!!

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Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 14

Y/N:Hey Ace, finals results are out, come we'll go see them.

Ace: I'm doing my chores and Riddle is supervising me. Can you please see mine and text me?

Y/N: Sure no problem.

Ace:...Wait

Y/n:???

Ace: Listen...if I fail 1 subject send 'good afternoon to you', if 2 send 'good afternoon to you and Riddle '

Y/n:Good afternoon to you, Riddle, Trey, Cater, Deuce and the whole dorm.

Ace:......F*ck.....

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Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 13

Y/N:SILVER!!! ....Should I tell him at our game night?

Lilia:Tell who what?

Y/N:Silver I've already told you that I have a crush on your father, I got your and Malleus' blessing to date Lilia...but I dont know how to tell him.

Lilia: You know I think it won't be necessary.

Y/N:What? Why not?

Lilia:Because you just did🦇~ Silver is sleeping and left his phone unlocked.

Y/N:......

Lilia:Don't worry I like you too my little bat. I'll wait for you, see ya later~🦇❤️

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Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 12

Riddle:Very well everyone,let's start our study session!

Ace/Deuce/Grimm:Alright!

Riddle: Y/N, you have problem with math right??

Y/N:Yeah...numbers are not my thing.

Riddle:Don't worry, we'll start with something simple. Here's the question: if you have 10 strawberries tarts and Ace asks you for 2. How many do you have left.

Y/N:10.

Riddle:Let's try again...if Ace takes 2 of your 10 tarts without asking how many do you have left?

Y/N:10 and he has a broken hand.

Everyone:.....

Ace*shocked*

Riddle:*sighs annoyed * Let me rephrase if Ace forcibly takes 2 of your 10 strawberries tarts, how many do you have in the end??

Y/N:10 and a dead body.*straight face*

Ace:*seriously concerned for his health and life*

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Birthdays in Wonderland~

Happy birthday Jamil Viper!

Y/N:*sneaks inside Jamil's bedroom* hehe

Jamil:*peacefully sleeping*

Y/N:*whispers* Jamil...wake up sleepy hesf

Jamil:*keeps sleeping*

Y/N:Aww he is so cute, who would wake him up?*evil smirk and takes a horn out of nowhere*RISE AND SHINE JAMIL!*plays the horn*

Jamil:*literally jumps from the shock*WHAT THE FUCK!? IS THE SCHOOL ON FIRE!?

Y/N: Nah....well not today.

Jamil:Are you out of your mind!? Who the heck wakes up someone with a horn!?

Y/N:Me, anyway Happy Birthday Jamil!

Jamil:....Thank you but couldn't you wait to meet me in the kitchen for breakfast, as we do EVERY single day?

Y/N:Nope, I'm here to say that today you are completely free from your duties, I'll take care of Kalim instead you can sleep and relax as much as you want!*smiles *

Jamil:...you woke me up to tell me that I could relax and sleep all day....

Y/N:Yup exactly.

Jamil:....*throws a pillow on their faces* IDIOT! JUST LET ME SLEEP NEXT TIME!

_Bonus_

Jamil:*finds a small package and a birthday card on his chair*??? *opens it just to finds a book*...."The...One thousand and one night?".*reads the card*

Hey Jamil! Happy birthday!

You always enjoyed when I talk about the stories of my world so I thought that you would like this book, I wrote down as much as I could remember hehe, I know you'll it, have a nice relaxing day. I'll take care of the sunny boy for you.

-Y/N

Jamil:*smiles a little * I wonder what kind of no sense they wrote this time.

~Meanwhile~

Y/N:KALIM STOP USING YOUR OASIS MAKER INSIDE THE DORM!! JAMIL WILL KILL US IF HE SEES WATER EVERYWHERE.

Kalim:But I thought it would be cool having a pool party for Jamil.

Y/N:it was a good idea...IF ONLY THE MAIN HALL WASN'T THE POOL

(The new birthday cards are basically free bodypillows tell me otherwise!✨️✨️ Anyway Happy birthday to our precious Snake boy!)

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Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 11

Y/N:Vil is this really necessary?

Vil:I'm not letting my little sister go out on a date without giving her tips. *brushes her hair*

Y/N:Okay okay, bring em then.

Vil: N.1 If a boy kisses your cheek, most of the times means he sees you as a friend.

Y/N:Well that applies to girls too.

Vil:N2. If he holds you, it means he's showing his loyalty to you.*puts make up*

Y/N:Awww..

Vil:N3.If he caresses your cheek, it's affection maybe adoration too. And of course N4. A kiss on the lips means he loves you.

Y/N:Ohhh I see*smiles*

Vil:N5. If he suddenly takes your hand in his especially jn front of other boys, he's definitely jealous *choosing a dress*

Y/N:Really?

Vil:Usually men are not into PDA but when it comes to show other boys that you are his. And that brings us to tip N.6 If he blows on your ears....well he's saying that you are his.

Y/N:... That's hot.

Vil: I'm serious here, listen carefully. N.7 if he grips your hips, he's saying that he desires you.

Y/N:D-desires me? *wearing the dress*

Vil:*nods* this brings us to N8. If a boy kisses your neck....be it gently or passionate.....it means he wants you.*helps her with the shoes*

Y/N:R-really?

Vil:And last but not least.....*grips her shoulders *

Y/N:*gulps*

Vil:N9...if a boy starts opening his trousers...you are fucked rhetorically AND literally.

Y/N:Vil....that is obvious, only an idiot wouldn't know that.

Vil:If this boy wants to do something you don't remember that you have pepper spray in your purse.*gives her purse*

Y/N:Don't worry I trust him.

Vil:Mm...Oh, with who are you going out again?

Y/N:Oh! I'm going out with Floyd!

Vil:......I see....You're not going out of this house at all...

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Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 10

Y/N:*looks at Jamil*

Jamil:*sighs and stops cooking* You've been staring at me for hours but never asked for food....what do you really want?

Y/N: I was wondering....do you believe in love at first hiss??

Jamil:*turns around with a disgusted look*

Y/N:Bad?

Jamil: Awful.

Y/N: Heesh, no need to be mean.

Jamil: That's what you get for annoying a snake.

Y/N: So you admit you are a snake.

Jamil:Don't push your luck with this snake or you'll get bitten.

Y/N:Who says I won't like it?

Jamil:*throws a rag on their face* Get out you're banned from this kitchen.

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Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 9

(Kinda SFW??)

Ruggie: Hey prefect, wanna make a bet?

Y/N: Sure why not I have nothing to do now.

Ruggie: I bet you can't make Leona go to class.

Y/N: Ruggie.... you are asking too much.

Ruggie: Didn't take you for a chicken!*shrugs*

Y/N:*eye twitching*.....Ohh, is that so? Well you've got yourself a deal Ruggie. *shakes his hand* if I fail you'll get my lunch for 2 weeks, but if I win you'll have to help Ace and Deuce with their homework for 1 week.

Ruggie: Deal!

~In the garden~

Y/N:Hey Leona. *smirk*

Leona:*groans knowing they're up to no good * What do you want herbivore, don't you see I'm trying to take a nap here?

Y/N:*clear their throat * Tell me Leona....Is your King's roar as powerful as your charm?

Leona: What?

Y/N: Because I’m captivated by both.

*silence*

Leona:....

Y/N:Just joking, I was wondering if it hurt.

Leona:...*sighs knowing he will regret asking* what hurt??

Y/N: When you fell from the pride lands, because you're an heavenly creature ✨️

Leona:*gets up and goes away*

Y/N:Wait I have more,

Leona: I honestly don't wanna hear them. *groans*

Y/N:*laughs*Is it hot in here, or is that just the fire in your lion eyes! Oh wait, I should say in your eye!!*follows him*

Leona:*his eye keeps twitching he even went to class just to avoid Y/N awful pick up lines*

Y/N: *proud of theirself* Oh you're gonna love this one, Is your mane made of stardust? Because you’re the constellation of my dreams!

Leona:*covers their mouth with his hand* You are...so annoying...

Y/N: *removes his hand* Come on~ I know you're enjoying all these attentions, you even went to class and made me won a very good bet with Ruggie hehe.

Leona:*his eyes widened at realisation* you little...

Y/N: I'm a good lion tamer, right?*smirks*

Leona:*smirks too* I gotta say herbivore, you are smart....but...not so good as a lion tamer.

Y/N:Uh? Why?

Leona:*leans over their ear* Because your very very annoying behaviour.... awakened the beast in me.

Y/N:.... *blushes a little* That...was awful...*looks away*

Leona:*his smirks gets wider * You better run now.

Y/N:Uh?

Leona:Because this lion will soon eat his prey.

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The family of peace and mischief is coming soon! Let's start with the youngest one!

Elpis the goddess of hope, Loki and Eirene's precious daughter, the little ray of sunshine in the Greek and Norse pantheon.

Many gods and goddesses wondered how such sweet goddess could be Loki's daughter. But then they remembered who's her mother xD

Elpis belongs to @oowlie_art

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RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 27

Y/N: Apollo move your ass we are late!

Apollo: I'm putting my make up! Dont worry darling I'm almost done!

Y/N: Apollo you know you don't need make up.

Apollo:Awwwwww that's so sweet from y-

Y/N: You need a whole plastic surgery.

Apollo:....nevermind.

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Me being a Judal simp:

favourite boy from the title i don't remember anything about because it's been almost 12 years