#so I never heard this and. ohhh my godddd

[ii-meeple-confessions]

yknow, we never really get much information abt steve cob's family in the show and all but there were a few mentions at some live QnAs, one of them told that his parents probably didn't care at all about his technological inventions and how that affects the way he treats mephone4's interests.

i now wonder if steve cobs also created meeple as some form of rebellion agaisnt them in a similar way to how inanimate insanity was a rebellion agaisnt cobs. for him to go out of his way to make what his parents didn't support. but then it also comes to mind what mephone4 says in the finale, that despite everything, it was still like he was doing it all for him. and well, the show indeed has brought a considerate amount of bad things to everyone involved, and it was a pretty bad coping mechanism-

could something similar also be happening with meeple if we consider it as a parallel to the show???? like, that being one of the reasons to why cobs acts like that

there's also Justin's newest livestream that also had a cobs thing, saying that he kind of feels the 'void' that losing contact with his parents them created, and that he seeks this comfort of a 'home', that being why he says "we're going home" at the end of ii17 and all. that could mean cobs is still somewhat impacted by his parents so--

idk i tried to formulate something readable here but idk. i fear for our future. (this all started with bow by the way. why does it have to be steven paul cobs out of all characters)

-signed, mepride anon.

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[lemodoe]

what im assuming my mutuals see

🍋 ltlemon

[out of context screenshot of text that carries absolutely no meaning across to you] GUN INMY MOUTH THURSDAYYYYY THATS RIGHHHTT THINKIN BOUT KILLIN MY SELF #lemon speaks #THEY MAKE ME SICK

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does anyone remember podcast #lemon speaks

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I louve my The Characters

#lemon speaks 2 notes

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HAMMERS HAMMERS HAMMERS AND DEATH KILL KILL KILL I NEED THEM DEAD I NEEEEEDD THEM DEAD

#lemon speaks #WHAT THE FUCK.WHAT IS THEIR FUCKING DAMAGE

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ohhhh ohhh ohh we're really in it now #lemon speaks #episode eighty billioniftyhundred of the skrinko collective really hitting #godddd fuckkkk GODDDDDDD

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would love if my mother could go die in a fire

#lemon speaks

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[art of a guy you've literally never seen in your life. or heard in your life. or read in your life. who the fuck is this guy]

smiles.i like .him

#lemon speaks #doesn't quite look right but im Close. by god im close. #tsc #the skrinko collective #john skrink

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🖼️ artistthathasntbeenactivesince2016 [art of yet another guy you don't recognize]

already in love with this disaster of a man

#YESSSS YESYESYEYES #YOU UNDERSTAND HIM #GODDD. YEAH. YEAH THATS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. WITH A FACE AND A NOSE AND EVERYTHING 875 notes *the sequential reblogging of this entire account has been spared in this recreation. be grateful.

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OH GOD. OH GOD??? HELLO???? HUH???? WHAT???? EXCUSE ME??? #lemon speaks #GHHHHHGHHH HHGBBGUHHH #ANYONE. AAANYONE. #I GOT TO 267 . IF YOU EVEN CARE. #FUCK MAN. #GHHH. DAVE....BABY.. 1 note

♻️ 🍋 ltlemon

🖼️artistwhoisaliveandwellbutnotatallinthefandomanymore

[art of the first guy again but super way fucked up. like way super crazy fucked up. genuinely kind of hard to tell what's happening in this image.]

"In immaculate chorus Down from the heavens

Descended Chuck Norris

Who delivered a kick

Which could shatter bones

Into the crotch

Of Indiana Jones"

...

anyways. episode 267 huh.

#ohhh my godddd ohmygodddddddd #this is Amazing.Hello. #I'm unwell 2,532 notes *the sequential reblogging of THIS entire account has ALSO been spared in this recreation.

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[art of the two guys you Still don't know being Really Homosexual.]

whatever.i dont even really care.

#lemon speaks #lemon's art tag #tsc #the skrinko collective #john skrink #dave dinko #skrinkydink

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🍋 ltlemon [more text screenshots, still meaningless. a comparison of some kind maybe. you feel your eyes gliding off the screen.]

ohhhmy goddd. imgonna be Sick.

#lemon speaks #THE WAY JOHN TALKS TO THEM THE SAME WAY??? DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND?? #tsc #skrinkydink

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what's wrong with him

#lemon speaks #tsc #john skrinko

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my ass hurts so bad

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i wonder what i look like to the outside world

👤 mutual1 insane 👤 mutual2 insane

👤 mutual3 insane

👤 mutual4 your mind is an enigma

🍋 ltlemon great work guys #lemon speaks

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[noitsbecky127]

rebecca watches ds9: the collaborator

hello bareil

where are we rn

oh this must be a dream sequence

that was a weird fucking dream sequence

sir put a shirt on

ugh why are they making me watch kira be heterosexual

why are they making kira be heterosexual

oh shit space conclave incoming

good time for me to be watching this ep then!

i happen to know that bareil will NOT be kai bc i have heard about a kai winn. i am not happy about that but it is what it is

winn’s vibes are RANCID

i wonder if she’s gonna steal the election somehow

hello elderly bajoran

kubus oak sounds like a tree not a bajoran

“welcome back. you’re under arrest.” odo my beloved

ok one bareil dream sequence was more than enough for the episode. i simply do not care that much about this man

a venomous snake is a pretty awful gift i think

so is a noose

how could the situation on bajor have been 10 times worse. it seems like it was as bad as it could get

get his ass kira

fuck you and stop asking for sympathy. stop asking for mercy. you don’t deserve it you fucker.

good. sit there sadly. you deserve it.

sisko sees winn and immediately puts on the Customer Service Smile™️

i’m still not sure what the emissary is exactly

GET HER ASS SISKO

ooh is bajor gonna join the federation?

i do not trust a single word out of her mouth. why are there so many fucking liars on this show

FUCK YOU EVEN MORE THAN BEFORE WINN

keep that man OFF of bajor

“i’m sure it could take days :) even weeks :)” i love kira

oh is that how he’s gonna lose the space conclave? he’s painted as a collaborator?

or, shit, what if he really IS a collaborator

he’s probably not

winn shut the fuck up challenge

i don’t think i trust anything kubus says

this evidence is pretty flimsy

i love kira in that white shirt

watching this knowing the space conclave will pick winn makes it feel like a shakespearean tragedy

“i’m fine” - woman who has never been fine in her life

girl you don’t love him that’s just the comphet talking

how is QUARK involved in this

what could he possibly know about this. i know he’s involved in everything on this station but still

quark i don’t think it’s a persecution complex if the persecution is justified

“isn’t that illegal? 😇”

“nothing is gonna go wrong!” - woman living on space station where everything always goes wrong

fym the file’s empty. security seal AND erased files??? that’s an unhinged level of concealment

miles is a fucking wizard i stg

uh oh that’s definitely bareil

a third bareil dream sequence? i do not care about this man! go away and stop making kira be straight!

guess he’s feeling betrayed by kira

“don’t make me do this” you owe her the truth goddammit! make it make sense!

ohhhh

oh my god it was a trolley problem

idk i can’t condemn him for this one, if the cardassians had bombed the region the resistance fighters would have died anyway, sometimes there isn’t a third option

guess that explains how winn’s gonna become the kai though!

ohhh he must have decided to withdraw rather than let bajor find out about it

are there yet more secrets to learn?

alright yep we have kai winn now

i think you very much are kira’s enemy actually

he WASN’T a collaborator??? i am confusion

oh my godddd he was lying to protect opaka’s legacy

that’s cool and all but i really feel like he should have chosen the future over the dead space pope’s legacy

ugh more straight kira

will i ever be free of straight kira

[februarytodeath]

🧡 thoughts on girl prometheus track by track!!!

track 1: biblical love

forreal just sat there with my jaw hanging during my first watch/listen

she's tied to the altar .......

aside from october birds it could also be referencing prometheus being bound to a rock?

everything about this song is so good. the lyrics. the music video. the dress. the screams especially! it was a welcome surprise

very much enjoying how the first songs of the past two flower face albums include screaming (spiracle+biblical love)

i'm really not over the dress. like i Need a dress like that. and the one she wore for the pisces moon mv

the first part of the song reminds me of virgin

the song also sounds a bit like the garden so now i'm imagining a mashup even if they aren't related

the music in the teaser for this mv sounded like cornflower blue i Think

track 2: cat's cradle

i remember hearing the demo!!!

this song is soooo me

her description of it on bandcamp...like Yes. i Get It.

me whenever i find a new guy to have a weird romantic/platonic/gender envy/[???] type of obsession with

so sad i couldn't get a you're so cool shirt. it's so cute :(

track 3: maniac

i was kiiinda expecting it to sound more aggressive/frightening sonically? sortof like the way the audio was edited in the teaser

but! after having listened to it, i do think the more stripped back sound Does work with the tone of the lyrics ... the "[laughing] so you don't scream and cry," as she describes on bandcamp

track 3: valentine

GODDDD THIS SONG

second verse hits. entire song hits really.

this was the snippet i got after pre-saving the song:

i was like ??? Does She Know ???

yeah sometimes i think i feel too much for my own good and that's what this song is to me

also! i have to say the instrumentals are just So beautiful. this includes love of mine and outro 🫶

track 5: eternal sunshine

i might watch eternal sunshine after this ... i've been meaning to

"it's your fault that that i'm alive / it's your fault i want to die / but i will learn to love this world / i won't be november's girl" waow....

the repeated mentions of hands is interesting

track 6: the ides of march

my only thought is that i really want to hear this live. it just sounds so ... i'm not sure. i can't come up with the right words to describe it. all i know is that i want to lose myself in this song

track 7: cordelia

heard the demos for these too!!! when i saw they were taken off tiktok i got really excited bc that meant the song was making it onto gp

when i recognized the first lines i got so happy

then i got sad because this song is devastating

if this had a music video ohhh i would never shut up

tangent: the titles in the middle of the album are all references ... unfortunately i'm not the kind of person who would fully get them

track 8: squirrel cinderella

really depressing lyrics for a song called Squirrel Cinderella

the internet is gonna make me crazy too flower face

this feels like lonely summers where you have nothing to do but sit in your room and think and be sad

"and i've tried so hard to find a soft way out" ... man ..

track 9: skeleton key

"i want you the way that i want to be eaten alive" yeah

the mv was great too ... i'm no stranger to romanticizing my hurt and trying to turn it into art

track 10: pushing daisies

cornflower blue when gunpowder blue

actually now that i think about it this kindof feels similar to cornflower blue ... it's the violent but soft lyrics i think. and trains

track 11: if i beg you

absolutely one of my favs

october birds good ending

"well, goddamn, you're just like your father" could also be a reference to back to you?

the music video for this is soooo good too. very fun, very cathartic

also! definitely the perfect track to end the album

overall:

what a way to start november

flower face is great at picking songs to open and close her albums. spiracle and bad astrology for tsiyw and biblical love and if i beg you for gp just Feel Right

love the recurring motifs in the mvs (tv, heart mirror, red and blue lighting)

every lyric is like a stab to the heart

revisiting the thread she made of pictures related to each song on gp and going OHHHHH

the story behind the girl prometheus title + the orange album cover referencing the fire are actually so genius

i need to cover every song on this album and write a whole essay on it and draw stuff based on the mvs and and

i love you flower face

[moonsidesong]

just caught up with Your Turn To Die and absolutely adored it the whole way through. it goes unbelievably hard. calling it Danganronpa But Good feels like an insult. but like... yeah what if danganronpa was good? or rather. game that makes me wish danganronpa was good.

it really keeps you on your toes the Entire time, which is why i ended up saving like......... every five to ten minutes, most times. i would say the only slower part is the minigames during chapter 2? but, i thought those were fun, and they were still broken up by plot important stuff, so i really didnt mind.

ive heard the game had a soundtrack release on CD a few years ago, but i cant seem to find much information about it? much less any resell listings. how sad... i love cd...

i wanna talk more in depth from here on out so spoilers under the cut! warning thoughts very disjointed. and i havent seen absolutely Everything the game has to offer yet (havent done any of the side stories, we'll do them soon probably) so if my takes are disproven by anything ive yet to see please do not tell me htank you

first off OHHH MY GODDDD THIS GAME IS SO MUCH LESS CREEPY ABOUT THE MINORS AND ITS SUCH A BREATH OF FRESH AIR COMPARED TO DANGANRONPA. its not perfect, of course, i do not entirely love the jokes(???) about keiji (known grown adult man) going on dates with sara (known teenage girl), but like, this game does not make me feel gross all the time? thank u nankidai for not making your teacher character with a close relationship with one of his former students a groomer! the bare minimum! im gonna hit kodaka with a stick this should not be a point in the game's favor.

anyway! ended chapter 2 with Reko and Sou (shin) alive, ended chapter 3 having lost Reko .. . :( shes my favorite... i was so sad... ranmaru we're not friends anymore/.... you suck... you killed my best girl... we um, did make a grand total of 175 save files though, so at some point me and the friend i played with are gonna go back and scrub through anything and everything that we missed. maybe after we do the side stories though, not sure yet. reko yabusame i swear to god i will crawl into the screen and kill ranmaru myself for you. i will save you. i love you so much mwah

for years ive only known midori as The Guy That Kids On Danganronpa Discourse Instagram Put Overdramatic Yet Also Somehow Extremely Haphazard Trigger Warnings on every post that included him, so i was really excited to meet him. and boy he did not disappoint this guys NUTS!!! HES CRAZAY!!!!!!!! he has such a perfectly striking look about him. i love how he almost never stops looking straight at you, and how his suit is stark black so it obscures a lot of his shape when he's in the dark, its so cool. they absolutely nailed the atmosphere whenever you're around this guy.

but the first jumpscare when he like reaches out at you from the coffin just kinda made me laugh. me when i get you

also, if you're this far in to care about my opinions on games you probably know that i am Known Danganronpa V3 Hater. i think in particular Kokichi Ouma is way too good of a character for how dogwater the game's actual plot is, and Shin Tsukimi, while not being the same, obviously, scratches that itch of a guy trapped in a death game that spends all his time lying and living under a persona because he's afraid of dying perfectly While Being In A Game That Doesnt Make Me Feel Like Eating Sheet Metal . i love this dude and his ugly several clashing colors outfit. he wants my ass like mega dead right now but thats not important surely

also, i think its sweet that joe and sara are just best friends and they rarely ever even entertain the idea that they had romantic feelings for each other. i think its extra sweet and tragic that joe was able to tell sara he loved her in the end, meaning it as his best friend. and the way the game completely ceases showing you flashbacks of him after that point and just lets the image of the hallucinations replace his actual memory overtime is so good and haunting. this doubled down by the way her memory of him is completely locked up as soon as she starts trying to actually remember the way he really was, its so good.

i think thats all i have to say for now, but umm!!! really really good im excited to go back and fill in the gaps i missed. especially regarding kanna becasue i have a lot of theories about her that i hope im on the right track about #lol. but even if i dont i want to see her i miss her. yaay!!! i love when video games are good. i love you video games.

ill probably make more posts down the line with more thoughts after i let them marinade in my brain for a while... mostly when i have thoughts ive been sending them to the friend im playing with so we can discuss theories together LOL

[artifeast]

THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES chapter 27: colette's inferno liveblog!!!

first off i legit just woke up 15 minutes ago from a dream about a new kingmaker ep. i forgot all the details except colette was trying to do some kinda magic ritual and eisen was for some reason wearing a cool outfit with a very fancy hat

margot promotion. good for her. also YAY NEPOTISM LMAO. OH MY GOD? TWIN?

it would be very funny if margot looked suspiciously, awkwardly similar to holzmann. she probably doesn't tho and if she did she'd have gotten that changed lol

MANDEL IMPRISONED?? NOOO

that was a VERY quick reconstruction of the castle. must be a lot easier with artifice magic and it no longer being made out of glass vhdgjvdfjg

LMAO ARIADNE. not holzmann's personal desk being susceptible to a simple lockpicking... LMAOOOO. WITH HER BONES?!?

W H A T. oh my godddd the psychological warfare... and. y'know, i refrained from mentioning it at the start out of politeness. but in my dream last night the magic ritual colette was trying to do DID require her to be naked. MY MINDDD. what a coinkydink lol

ohhh my godddd this is SO. FUNNY

holzmann is so scary inside a room.

what an fun little tussle. i love how the inclusion of magic can make little combat-escape attempts like this downright comical with the back-and-forth

CARNIVALE DRESS!!

but it's her birthday!! 🥺🥺🥺

what did they do. what did they do.

I MISSED HEARING THEIR SWEET VOICES... love colette's swift turnaround in tone hearing the stains are just wine

NOT TELSIE'S SIDEBURNS. LMAOOOO. TRAGIC!

WHAT THE FUCK. SEVERED FINGER IN THE POCKET

ohhhhh. (visiting SICC off-screen, eh... who could say what they got up to... LOL)

oooh! flashback to it! YAY FLIRTING

LMAOOO COLETTE. girl i thought it was a given they were younger than you... ohhh poor colette

SHE'S LIKE AN AMOEBA...?

very cute how eisen and telesphore are comforting her <3 though like. 26 was a dark year for eisen, wasn't it... not that we know much at all about that era of eisen. AH AND IT MUST'VE BEEN GRIM FOR TELSIE TOO HUH... if he came across the blur when he was 25, and was up to something sus in those early years?? damn... but hey, they're right. they lived!

the cat's pajamas!!! <3 <3 <3

RYE BREAD. YAYYY

noooo colette's sad voice :(

these idiots have never even heard of a trip sitter.

amazing. amazing start. the purple glow <3

YES confirmation that telesphore's hair used to be longer!! i thought so but hadn't gotten around to drawing it yet

you can't just ask an alien if he's a mammal or a reptile, colette!!

good neighbor nipples confirmed

EGGS?

colette's mindddd!!! her plans!!! awww, eisen, telsie...

THE LONG, LONG PAUSE AND THEN "YES" AT BEING TOO GOOD FOR THEM NOW THAT SHE'S 26. JHFVSJHVFHVD

awww.... colette... ;~; also WATCH OUT!

ohhh twisted. nightmare experience.

"big stupid eyes like a baby cow" <3

....EISEN... KNIFE GAME... NO........

ohhh poor colette.... i looove the sound design here tho

everyone please clap for colette for possibly-coincidentally narrowly saving the life of some random drunk person. ig her just randomly exploding completely innocent people doesn't come up too often nowadays cuz usually she's 1. sober enough to control it better and 2. usually around not-so-innocent people when she gets really worked up

RIP TELSIE'S SIDEBURN

one of the Strangers... tel's asking good questions tho. who does keep a shaving kit in their pocket

goodbye, bread hat...

WHAT WHO'S THAT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUUUUGE NEWS FOR MEEEE IN PARTICULAR!!!!!! TATZELWURM!!!!!!!!!! CHILDHOOD PET CONFIRMED!!!! [gnawing gnawing gnawing gnawing on these vitally important scraps of physical description]

miska the cutest voice ever

is that zuwie lefou? [checks] YES IT IS!!! YAYYY YIPPEE

obsessed with this harpsichord music. this whole scene actually. AMAZING

240 years ago... 6yo ickle baby telsie

CLUTCHING MY HEAD SCREAMING. ✨TELESPHORE DARK LORE✨ THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!!! they sent him to earth. they Sent him. ohhhh he was some sorta spything or assassin WASN'T he. EEEEE

SATAN WITH HER FATHER'S VOICE

truly eisen and telesphore are sooo lucky they aren't dead

COLETTE.... her corruptible mind indeed... tee hee

POISON BREATH. i think they hunted burrowing creatures. i'm imagining them domesticated with a similar niche to dachshunds but their poison breath flushes out the prey like smoke does

colette and telsie are so cyute <3

LMAOOO EISENN FLIRTING WITH THE COMBINE HARVESTER. OBSESSED

oh yeah. colette's previous birthday was uniquely nightmarishly awful, huh. even this mess of a day was substantially better LOL. she's got friendsss <3

ooooh. scary tyrannical commands from mr. president himself!

pfft leonid's fun stint in the army didn't last long... well, ig it's been a good few months. he hasn't really shown up much recently, though

using ariadne's son as leverage is gonna go toootally well!!

WHAT! AN! EPISODE!!! EVERYTHING i could want. ariadne vs holtzmann mishaps, two of my favorite villains!!! delicious sound design!! very very sweet IW&C interactions I MISSED THEMMM... colette moral crisis!! rip eisen's offscreen mishaps but i can't complain cuz SOOO much good stuff happened. and it was funnier only hearing about them briefly. TELESPHORE DARK LORE HINTS ONCE MORE!! almost more important than that TATZELWURM. TATZELWURM!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is enough crumbs to work off. i must draw them. Soon. this ep was SO MUCH FUN

[scrolls up] oh this one wound up a mile long didn't it. oops

[cryptixani]

[JDVN] NSFW Headcanons

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more nasty john doe shit for you guys, enjoy while you can cause the next one's gonna be painful :) minors fuck off as per usual

warnings: pure pure filth

switch with a mild sub lean

when he subs, he's kinda bratty and likes being roughed up and degraded, though the further in you get the more obedient he becomes, until he's on all fours gazing up at you like you're a divine being, pupils dilated wide and smile giddy and breathless, hard cock throbbing desperately at the very sight of you, babbling about how much he loves you and how perfect you are and how he doesn't deserve you. whimpers, whines, purrs, and even screams if you please him right.

when he doms, i think he's a bit more primal, loves the whole thrill of the chase, loves when you squirm and writhe. he especially loves biting and scratching and marking you up, overstimulating you until you cry and oh god do you look pretty when you cry. he doesn't really talk as much as he does when he subs, but he does still love praising you and murmuring how pretty you are. not a growler but will pant in your ear like a dog, groan and purr.

definitely a drooler, look at this man. it drips from his chin and tongue while he fucks you like a madman, landing on your chest. if he notices, he'll use his tongue to lick it off you

ohhh my godddd his tongue

very long, very wet, and very hot. he knows how to use it. will reach every single spot you need him to with that tongue

doe can give himself whatever genitalia you want him to have. and that means they're customizable too. (i'm tryna say that if you want him to have a cock, he can make it whatever length you find most pleasurable)

always has a thick bush of black curly pubes though, and usually a happy trail to match

he's a shameless used underwear thief and he will sniff them right in front of you, john doe does not know 'dignity' nor 'embarassment'

honestly he does it with all of your clothes, but your underwear he loves especially. he says it 'smells of you the strongest'

he will try everything once

anything you may be into, even if he's never heard of it before, he'll be willing to at least try out with you. he'll never judge you for your kinks/fetishes, either. hell, he's probably into some fucking weird things

is actually horrifically bad at dirty talk and doesn't realize it, it always comes out sounding goofy as fuck, just kiss him to get him to shut up

the socks stay on during sex sorry guys

you honestly dont want them off anyway his dogs are rancid just trust me its better this way

doe always has you sweating more than you usually would be during sex since his body temperature is warmer than a humans. he loves it though, thinks you look (and smell lets be fr here this is john doe we're talking about) especially delectable all covered in a sheen of sweat

he doesn't particularly have any favourite positions, he just wants to be able to see your face, so that he can take in all the pretty expressions you make. he usually goes for a mating press, or if you're topping he loves cowgirl. sometimes he'll have you in doggy, but in those cases he goes full out, with your head against the mattress. he'll keep you down with his own body.

loves aftercare just as much as the sex itself, whether he's the one predominantly giving or receiving it. loves to just cuddle up next to you/on you, nuzzle against you and rest for a while.

doesn't like it so much when you interrupt Post-Sex Cuddles because you need to 'go clean up' because you 'feel all gross and sticky' or because you'll 'get an infection down there'. what the hells that all about?? and then you come back and you've showered and your delicious natural scent is barely there, all washed away by the water. no fair.

[hakuryuu]

7, 8, 22, 23

7 (three songs you didn’t expect to like but eventually loved):

graceland too - phoebe bridgers (SURPRISINGLY!!!!! i don't think i was in the Headspace for it the first time i listened to it and then i listened to it for literally 3 uninterrupted weeks)

vitamins - mili (my first listen i was so baffled by her voice because she sounds like a vocaloid and yet not a vocaloid and that really threw me off the song at first)

less cute - say anything (me the first time i heard it: hmm...does this vibe? // me 27 loops of it layer: HES LIKE A LESS CUTE VERSION OF YOU BUT HE'LL HAVE T)

8 (three songs that remind you most of summer and vacation):

last dinosaur - the pillows (THE summertime song.....bright hot days and nostalgia for something that has never happened to me!!! flcl fundamentally rewrote my dna)

the district sleeps alone tonight - the postal service (ohhh i played this song nonstop that one road trip i did with my mom in that summer between 11th and 12th grade....we drove all the way to michigan to visit her sister and it was always summer evening driving with the music up and the windows down)

float on - modest mouse (whenever i visited my dad in wisconsin it was always right around one of their friends' birthdays and we would always drive to their house to celebrate and they always played guitar hero and they always played this song)

22 (three songs you listen to when you’re sad):

no good al joad - hop along (hell winter song but right on the edge so i can listen to it and its so good to sing when im unhappy)

pictures of success - rilo kiley (this one resets my brain to that clean blue blank slate january feeling from years ago now and it like. resets me so i don't feel sad i just feel like the sky after its rained a bunch)

sleepyhead - passion pit (i play this song when im sad and want to make myself sadder) (its such a good song and it drowns me in nostalgia every time)

23 (three songs that never fail to get you pumped up):

work this body - walk the moon (every time i listen to this song i want to join a sports anime)

up the wolves - the mountain goats (hakuryuu kin song) (😔) (EVERY time i hear this song my ENTIRE body goes !!!!!!!!!)

secret crowds - angels and airwaves (oh my godddd i first found this song from a naruto amv in the summer of 2010 and it always makes me feel so big blue-sky excited, that kind where you're out in the country somewhere and you can see the whole horizon in a circle around you....!)

[ficsandcatsandficsandcats]

Ight. I havent seen anyone else request it so I'll take matters into my own hands. The Fake Dating Trope with Jask/Reader? Like reader uses it as an excuse to get a creepy guy away like "OH LOOK ITS MY BOYFRIEND JASKIER HI SWEETIE" because she panicked and then they have to pretend to be a couple. They planned to drop the act after she was safe but then an ex of Jask comes up so they just... keep the charade going 😂 And both internally dying because they wish it wasnt fake

Fandom: The WitcherPairing: Jaskier x ReaderWord Count: 1,287Rating: T for smoooochin’Taglist: @heroics-and-heartbreak @whatevermonkey @mynamesoundslikesherlock @magic-multicolored-miracle a/n: Godddd I love this trope! Thanks!

You were seated far enough back that no one paid you any mind you had a clear view of the performers. You had had a plate of fruit and meat and bread and a goblet of exceptional wine. It was the perfect evening.

“Why does such a beautiful flower shrivel her blooms by hiding in the shade?”

Oh balls.

You pretended not to hear the man, focusing on the dancing couples and the music. He sat next to you (note to self: next time, make Geralt sit next to me or else bring my dagger to keep the seat unoccupied) and leaned on the table so far he was finally, unavoidably, in your eyeline. You gave him a tight smile.

“So quiet, pray speak so I may know the voice of the goddess herself,” he smarmed and you fought back a disgusted scoff.

“Y/N, you’ll never believe who’s here!” a voice said and you saw Jaskier approaching you, pausing when he saw the man sitting next to you.

“Darling!” you exclaimed, rising to cross to where he was and pull him into your arms. He instinctively wrapped an arm around you though the look on his face was utterly confused. You leaned in close and whispered in his ear, “This oaf is bothering me, just go with it.”

Jaskier nodded and his grip around your waist tightened perceptibly. He fixed the man with a steely look and turned to you.

“Is this man bothering you, turnip?” he asked, a humorous smirk playing about his lips. Bastard.

“I don’t know, dumpling,” you said, turning to the man, “Is he?”

“No offense meant,” the man mumbled and wandered away. The pair of you laughed and Jaskier reluctantly let go of you.

“Perfect timing, I was just wondering how much trouble I’d get in if I got blood on the tablecloths,” you said, “But you were saying something?”

“Oh! Yes, you’ll never believe who’s here!” he continued. You looked at him expectantly and he paused a moment more, building the dramatic tension before proclaiming, “Millicent.”

“Millicent?”

“Yes! The woman who broke my heart in Posada!” he exclaimed.

“Ohhh yes… I’m sorry Jaskier,” you said, genuinely.

“It’s alright it’s just… she’s here with someone and it’s so insulting,” he groused.

“Well… you’re not alone, technically,” you reminded him.

“Of course not, but we’re not together,” he said. As if he needed to remind you.

“What if we were? Just for tonight? As far as they’ll know, at least,” you suggested.

“You mean we would… pretend to be together for the evening,” he clarified.

“It’s a silly suggestion I’m s-”

“I love it!” he exclaimed, pulling you back by his side and fixing his pale, blue eyes on yours, “But not as much as I love you.”

Your heart skipped a beat at the way he looked at you and then it sank when it remembered that this was just a game. But it was a game you would enjoy.

When the music started again Jaskier insisted on dancing every one with you, his gaze adoring and trained on you every step of the way. It was so intense at times you forgot the steps but he gracefully redirected you and took the opportunity to give you little kisses on the hand or the cheek or the forehead or even once your nose. When it was time for him to perform you stood in the front, unlike your usual seat in the back of the hall, and clapped in rhythm as he sang, returning every wink he shot your way. Your heart kept soaring and dipping at these little glimpses into what could be if this wasn’t a game.

Jaskier pulled you onto his lap and you wound your arm around his neck as he spoke with some friends after the performance, enjoying the envious glares sent your way by others around you. You heard him inhale sharply and followed his gaze to the woman you assumed must be Millicent.

“Is that her?”

“Yes.”

“Ready to really sell this?” you asked. His eyes met yours, quirking his eyebrow in a question you answered with a little wink. He smiled and his eyes fell to your lips as his hand rose to your face, softly cupping the side of it and then pulling it closer to his. Your mouths met in a whisper of a kiss, soft and chaste. Jaskier had intended to leave it at that. He knew you were doing him a favor and he didn’t want to take advantage of that. But your lips were so soft and the little sigh you made when you kissed them tore at the last thread of restraint he’d been grasping at this whole evening as he paraded his true feelings as a vengeful façade. Now, with your face in his hand and your lips pulled back to his by his insistent mouth, now he would show you how he felt. His hand crept higher, tangling in your hair as the kiss deepened and you sank into his embrace further, his arm anchoring you firmly. Your response was just as eager, pressing against him as though you were trying to somehow fuse your bodies into one, breathing growing labored until the sudden sound of someone clearing their throat pulled you back to your surroundings. As you pulled back the gaze shared between you and Jaskier was slightly stunned, both warring with the same question; that couldn’t just be play, could it?

“If you’re done,” a voice said and you looked up to find Yennefer giving you both an amused look.

“What?” Jaskier snapped impatiently, angry at being interrupted though he knew if you’d kept going one or both of you were going to end up banned from all future parties.

“Geralt sent me to find you,” she answered, “I believe his exact words were if they’re quite done with their little games we need to get rest before tomorrow.”

You reluctantly climbed off of Jaskier’s lap and reached out your hand. He took it and rose with you. Yennefer walked ahead and the two of you meandered, reluctant to leave the space where you’d been able to explore yet unspoken feelings. When you reached the door, you paused.

“Once we cross that threshold we can stop pretending,” you said, staring at the thin line between your sweetest dreams the harsh cold of reality.

“I’m tired of pretending,” Jaskier said. Your heart hurt but it was good to hear. Good to know that the kiss really had been just more proof of his talent as a performer. He stepped over the threshold and you followed, and then he pulled you into a hungry kiss, his mouth demanding and possessive, claiming every inch of your mouth it could from your lips to your tongue to the scrape of your teeth against his. When he pulled back you gaped at him.

“I thought,” you began, gasping for breath, “I thought we were done pretending.”

“I am,” he said, “I’m done pretending that I don’t have feelings for you. I’m done playing the courtly lover, longing from afar. I want you, Y/N. You have only to tell me that you want me too and I’m yours.”

You could feel Yennefer watching you from several paces ahead but you were used to an audience now.

“I liked pretending,” you said, and his face fell a little, “But I much prefer getting to do this without any pretense.”

Before he could say anything, you pulled him in for another kiss and Yennefer kept walking. There was no possible way to make up for all the months of longing between you in one night, but you were still going to try.

[fanficshiddles]

You owe me, Chapter 26

‘WATCH OUT FOR THE KANGAROO!’

April quickly swerved at Loki’s yelling, almost hitting an on-coming car in the process in order to miss hitting the kangaroo.

Loki briefly covered his eyes with his hand, while holding on tightly to the door handle.

‘Pull over and let me drive!’ He demanded.  

‘Come on, Loks. I’ve got this. It’s just weird having kangaroo’s hopping onto the HOLY SHIT IS THAT A KOALA?’ She screeched, looking off to the side in a tree.

‘EYES ON THE ROAD, APRIL!’ Loki shouted and grabbed the steering wheel, directing it back as she almost crashed into a sign.

‘But a koala! They’re soooo cute!’

‘Pull over right now.’

‘Ugh, you’re such a grump.’ April grumbled, but she gave in and pulled into the side of the road so they could switch seats.

Loki felt much better now he was in control again. ‘Now you can look at all the pretty animals as much as you wish.’ He said condescendingly as he pulled back out onto the road.

April just muttered under her breath and folded her arms over her chest. But she did look at the animals while Loki drove.

‘Have you ever been here before?’ April asked.

‘I have not. I’m guessing by the way you’re admiring the animals, you haven’t either?’

‘Nope. Always been too far, never had a reason to come here until now.’ She sighed.

Loki nodded and concentrated on the road.

After half an hour of driving, April got bored and fidgety. She looked at Loki and a smirk spread across her face. Loki could see her out of the corner of his eye but decided to ignore her and keep his eyes on the road.

Though he soon found out exactly what she was up to, as she reached over and put her hand on his thigh, slowly sliding higher until she was cupping his cock through his jeans. Making him hiss when she squeezed him.

‘April. Don’t.’ He growled in warning.

‘Aw come on. I’m boooooored.’ She whined and proceeded to unbuckle his belt and pull his zipper down.

Loki tried swatting at her hands to get her away, but she was determined and managed to pull his semi-erect cock out. She stroked it a few times then leaned over and took him into her mouth.

‘Oh fuck.’ Loki moaned and slowed down a bit so he could at least try not to crash.

April took him down her throat and sucked him like he was her last meal. But when Loki swerved, barely missing a lorry coming in the other direction, he was quick to grab her hair and yank her off him.

‘Behave April. Not the time nor the place.’ He snarled and used his Seidr to cover himself again.

He bit down hard on his tongue while he tried to think about anything else but the feel of her luscious lips and her soft, wet tongue… Nope, he shook his head and tried to think about… Thor in a bikini.

He shuddered and felt his cock starting to soften, slowly. But it was working.

April folded her arms over her chest and sat back in a huff. But it didn’t last long, a few minutes later a new idea popped into her mind. She took a few seconds to wriggle out of her jeans, her knickers too. Then she spread her legs open and started touching herself.

‘Ohhh, yes.’ She moaned, head falling back as she fingered herself.

Though she wasn’t denying that it always felt much better when Loki was doing it. How she loved his long, devilish fingers and the way they could curl deep inside her, hitting all the right spots that she couldn’t reach.

She thought about his cock, the way it stretched and filled her so good...

Loki kept glancing over at her, his eyes glazing over when he saw her pleasuring herself. His jaw hung open and his cock hardened again. No matter how many suggestive pictures of Thor he tried to put into his mind, it was all washed away by April.

When her moaning started, it only made it even worse.

Tyres screeched as he pushed the pedal right down, hurrying along the road they soon came to a turn off down a dirt track. Once far enough away from the main road, Loki pulled into the side. April was still masturbating, eyes closed and thinking about Loki taking her in various positions.

‘Out. Now.’ Loki demanded, causing her eyes to fly open to see where they were.

She was confused, and in too much pleasure to stop so she kept going even as Loki got out of the car. He stormed around the car and hauled open the passenger door. He reached in and grabbed April’s arm, pulling her out of the car with such force she almost went flying.

‘Enough of your teasing, pet.’ He snapped and dragged her to the front of the car.

April was shoved down over the bonnet, Loki placed a firm hand to the back of her neck to keep her down.

‘Ow! Loki, it’s hot!’ She hissed as she could feel the heat against her hands and cheek. But it wasn’t hot enough to burn her.

‘Tough.’ He pinched the inside of her thighs and forced her to spread her legs, then he moved in between them and pulled out his cock. He was painfully hard, straining towards her wet warmth.

‘This is what you get for teasing me, girl.’ He growled deep and rammed into her, making her gasp and clench around him almost instantly as he forced his way into her.

It always took her a few seconds to adjust to him, with his impeccable size it was difficult.

Loki twisted his fist around her hair, tugging tightly as he moulded his front against her back. His hips ramming into her, forcing her further onto the bonnet until she no longer had her feet on the ground.

‘Godddd…. Lokiiiiii, pleeeeeease.’ She whimpered, the burning of her scalp hurting but it only added to her pleasure.

‘What do you want?’ Loki grunted in her ear, fucking her hard.

‘Make me fucking come!’ She yelled out in ecstasy.

‘Ask nicely. Only good girls get what they ask for.’ He purred and slowed right down, grinding himself into her in circles and keeping his cock as deep as he possibly could. Making her mewl underneath him.

April bit down on her lower lip. She knew he wasn’t going to give in until she asked, or begged, nicely.

‘Please!’ She whimpered.

‘Please, what?’ Loki grinned wickedly, halting his movements.

She growled in frustration and tried moving underneath him, but she couldn’t do anything from the weight of his body pinning her down.

‘I have all the time in the world, pet.’ He chuckled, nipping her earlobe.

After hesitating for a while, then realising she was going to remain trapped there between the hot car bonnet and Loki’s firm chest, she gave in.

‘Urghhhhh. Please make me come, Sir.’ She cried out.

As soon as she spoke, Loki started rutting into her again. He slid a hand underneath her, between her legs and started rubbing her clit.

‘Ohhh FUCK!’ She screamed as she was thrown into an orgasm, squeezing down hard on Loki’s cock. Making him orgasm too with a loud grunt.

‘Good girl.’ Loki purred and trailed his nose down her neck, making her shiver. ‘See, it’s not so difficult to behave once in a while. Is it?’ He smirked.

April just huffed in response while he got off her, letting her slide off the car. She turned around to face him and the smug look on his face.

‘You can be such an asshole sometimes!’ She folded her arms over her chest.

Loki grinned down at her and cupped her chin. ‘And you can be such a brat…’ He trailed off when he looked over April’s shoulder. There was a man in a hat and trench coat standing against a car, parked at the opposite side of the track. How Loki never heard or saw him pulling up, he had no idea.

The guy didn’t even seem phased when Loki disappeared from where he was with April and re-appeared right on front of the guy, a dagger at his throat.

‘Who are you?’ Loki hissed, pressing the blade into his skin.

He was as cool as a cucumber, only glanced past Loki to look at April. ‘Care to explain?’ He said to her.

April grabbed her knickers from the car and quickly put them on, then she crossed over to where the two guys were.

‘It’s ok, Loki. This is my friend, Nate. He’s the one who is keeping track of Alexander for me.’ She put her hand on Loki’s arm and he backed down, the knife disappeared in a shimmer of green.

Nate smiled and nodded at Loki. Then he looked at April and shook his head while tutting. ‘Always seem to find you in compromising positions.’

‘Yeah, well you should give warning when you’re going to drop in next time.’ April narrowed her eyes back at him but was smiling.

Loki growled low in his chest that April heard. Not happy with the conversation.

‘Anyway, to the point. Have you found him?’ April asked.

‘Yes. He’s currently just booked into a hotel, the Royal Ashburn. It’s about seventy miles from here. He’s booked in for a two week stay.’ Nate reached into his pocket and handed her a file.

April flicked through it and saw pictures of Alexander with some girls that clearly didn’t want to be there with him. There was the address and details about the hotel too.

‘Thanks, Nate.’ She nudged Loki. ‘Pay him.’ Then she wandered back to the car, still looking through the file.

Loki’s eyebrows shot up, he looked from April to Nate, then back to April again. He sighed and clenched his jaw as he pulled out his wallet and handed over a stash of notes to Nate.

‘Pleasure to meet you.’ Nate tipped his hat at Loki then got into his car and drove off rather silently.

Loki spun round on his feet and stormed over to April. She was back in the car, but he opened the door and glared in at her. ‘What the hell was that all about?’ He snarled.

‘What? That was Nate.’ April shrugged, not looking away from the file in her lap.

‘How did he know where to find us? How can you trust him?’

‘I’ve known him for years. He’s a great spy, one of the best. His best friend was taken by Alexander too, she unfortunately didn’t make it out and killed herself. He wants the bastard taken down just as much as I do.’ April said, looking up at Loki briefly.

Loki sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. ‘Right. Let’s go.’

He got back in the drivers’ side and they carried on with their journey.

April couldn’t deny, the closer they got to their destination the more nervous she became. This was her chance, her chance to finally take down Alexander.

She only hoped she wouldn’t fail.

[tfw-no-tennis]

huntoxhunto

we watched 2 whole more eps but we’re abt to vacay so i better recap this biz now before i forget

ok so we finished the zoldyck arc and uhhhh gotta say we werent expecting like any of that to happen lol 

ok ill back up so we start w/killuas mom (i dont think we ever heard her name) confronting gon & co....and canary (i lov her) is not dead which i assumed but thank goodness. 

zoldyck mom was totally using nen. also she is off her rocker gotta say. tho that visor is super cool, albeit confusing - is it connected to a bunch of security cameras or something? how does she see all that shit? 

granpa is wild. his tunic thing that says ‘one kill a day’ or w/e is kinda hilarious, it reminds me of the ‘apple a day keeps the dr away’ saying...a murder a day keeps the....idk away????

i love that killua makes it abundantly clear that he couldve like escaped at any time lol. also tho why didnt he just escape....baby boy just leave 

killua getting all serious and threatening milluki if he messes with gon....my boys got it BAD 

this family has so many communication issues hvbjadkfbjaskdfj nobody is on the same page at all 

the butler guy continued to remind me of kuro one piece this whole time...i was waiting for him to bust out the ridiculous cat claws

oh my GOD wait the flashbacks of EVEN BABIER KILLUA were so precious ;_; he was soooo tiny and cute oh my god. so precious. and canary was also so tiny and cute 

baby killua really just wanted a friend :(((( and canary wanted to be friends w/him but knew that mom zoldyck would kill her if she overstepped like that :( thats so tragic mannnn

also canary is so cool man. her beating up all those guys was epic

ok that whole scene with killua and his dad was like, such a rollercoaster lmao

like....it was all over the place for me...first of all the ambiance was wack, the room lighting was weird and im p sure killuas seat was an electric chair??? and the dad was in a coffin thing..???? like....interesting aesthetic choices all over the place here 

also i see now where killua got his hair and also his catboy tendencies. the zoldyck catboy genes seem to trace back to zoldyck dad, who has kinda scary cat eyes 

also im guessing that the dad is the blood zoldyck and the mom is the one who married in. they sure seem to put a lot of emphasis on like, family legacy or w/e, but the two parents certainty go abt it in different ways 

the whole convo b/w killua and his dad was wild, it totally didnt go where i was expecting it to. his dad was weirdly chill while also being super intense? 

killua happily telling stories abt gon was so sweet....baby boy baby 

and his dad telling him ‘never betray your friends’ was rlly interesting...i wonder what his reasons were for saying that 

cause then he tells killua he can leave, and killua does, but then dad zoldyck tells mom zoldyck (i rlly need to find out their names) that he thinks killua will come back on his own time....inch resting 

i wonder if dad zoldyck made killua promise that bc he was trying to set killua up for failure - as in, he tells killua to never betray his friends, thinking that killua inevitably will & be distraught abt it, and then turn back to the zoldyck family when this happens. idk

also its interesting to me that zoldyck dad wants killua to lead the family someday. like, illumi is right there, hes the oldest and clearly dedicated to being an evil assassin, and he seems p good at it...i wonder why killua is the favorite....the grandpa (i think) did say that killua is Special(tm) which...yes he is a special baby boy i love him. i wanna see more zoldyck family flashbacks/interactions so we can see what led them to this point 

oh lord that reminds me of illumi briefly appearing in the killua flashback and hes just like, suddenly there, wearing some gay ass sweater....like ok dude did you just come back from the Evil Assassin Library or st?????

that reminds me too, ruth tells me that apparently in the manga illumi and hisoka got married or something???? to which i say, thats fucking wild, but also it makes sense, those two are both horrible and disgusting and they absolutely deserve each other hbvajvhsdfjbak peak evil nasty gay rep, i love it. i cant wait to see whatever the fuck the context to that is bc, thats fucking wild

ok back to the plot so like its so wild to me how smoothly everything went hvubsjduhfbjsh like....killuas dad was rlly like ok u can leave and killua just went to the butler house and then canary woke up and was like ok gon & crew lets go to the butler house to see killua, fuck the rules, (and she didnt even get killed for ‘disobedience’ or w/e, or more likely - in most big shounen, she wouldve been attacked by the other evil butlers and gon wouldve had to fight them)

killua Rlly was like fuck this place im leaving my boyfriend and his parents are here to pick me up [puts on gayest outfit he owns and skateboards away] hvbhsjdfbjdkf

i love killuas weird gay preteen fashion so far and i cant wait to see more 

killua telling the butler guy to let him know as SOON as gon gets there cause he wants to see him AS SOON AS HE CAN ;_; bro they r....in love 

of course the butler is trickey tho lmao, any other shounen this wouldve turned into an 8 ep long fight scene sequence where gon has to fight the butlers in order to see killua 

and the of course gon is the same way, gon is like i need to see killua RIGHT NOW take me to him!!! ohhh my god babies

the whole coin game was wild, it was funny when the other butlers got involved too lmao 

when gon was like ‘hey leorio can i see your knife’ i was like OH NO I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING. and i was right bc OWWWWW baby boy oh my god!!!! but that seems to have solved it even tho thats NOT how swelling works at ALL- 

anyways gon is a cute smart good boy and i also find it funny how killua eventually gets impatient and just busts in on this whole dramatic situation (and the tension immediately deescalates as a result lmao) 

tangent but god its so funny seeing all these butler guys deferring to killua, an actual 12 yr old....i wanna see the hilarious and hijink-filled results of killua being raised as a rich spoiled assassin prince. thats a lethal combo thats gotta result in some wildly skewed perceptions on how things work, especially paired with gon ‘probably eats dirt for fun and sleeps in trees’ freecess 

godddd gon and killuas lil reunion is SOOO cute they were so happy to see each other ;_; bro they are SO cuteeeee augh. two tiny babies

killua being like oh hi also uh kurapika andddd [looks at smudged writing on hand] lorpo 

hvhhbajfbs dont do my man leorio like that killua hes a hardworking father 

the fact that they just like. LEAVE...thats so wild. i cant believe how little fighting this arc had. this all wrapped up SO much faster than i could have ever anticipated lmao 

where the heck was alluka!? i assumed she’d show up here but uhhhh guess not......in the silhouette shot of all the zoldycks she and killua were holding hands ;_; my fucking uwus bro 

we also didnt see the grandma or great grandpa so im guessing theyll appear later 

gon being like fuck it im not using my hunters license til i punch hisoka in the fucking face hvbhahsfbjsk thats hilarious 

also a convenient way to let him have his hunters license but not utilize it til later in the story...its so early for him to have achieved that big chunk of his goal, which just shows that hxh is Not your typical shounen and isnt gonna just be centered around gons quest to become a hunter 

so we finally found out what hisoka said to kurapika....just as i thought, it was st to do w/the phantom troupe. so theres a handy setup for the yorknew city arc later. bam 

hisoka just being like ‘hey meet me in this (presumably) very large city on this date. no i will not tell you where in the city to meet me. bye seeya there’ 

tbf hisoka is very hard to miss 

god when they arrive and kurapika is just like ok well we got killua so im out lol bye everyone....bro hvbjkhgbfjhdksfhjk that felt so abrupt 

and then leorio was like oh yeah same i gotta go study time to take the fantasy MCAT or w/e

AND THEY BOTH LEFT....now gon and killua r chilling but im like oh my god no leorio kurapika come back, we need some (questionable) adult supervision over here 

and like immediately killua is like ok gon do you have money. and of Course gon doesnt have money. so killua is like well you need money and you need to train so you can deck hisoka, so lets go to a fantasy version of an underground fighting ring! this is why kurapika and leorio needed to stay 

tho they probably wouldve just gone along with it 

they did all promise to meet in yorknew city, but thats apparently like 6 months away. are gon and killua rlly gonna spend 6 months at heavens arena

the part where killua draws the diagram demonstrating how much of a n00b gon is....hvbajdkhfbhajskf

AND THEN when he drew himself into the diagram and was like :3c wow im so modest HBJHSKHDFHBJS that was so funny

it was like that post thats like ‘you can tell when a cats pupils change and they just shift into Silly Mode’ thats what killua looked like...catboy

so thats basically it i think, gon and killua are heading to heavens arena to join fight club or whatever. tournament arc time! 

PREDICTION CORNER: 

i doubt this is the last weve seen of the zoldyck family. i mean we havent even met 3 of them, and we barely saw the ones we did meet...idk when theyll come back but i suspect theyll be making some big money moves later on and fucking shit up somehow 

i think maybe illumi or someone will like, spy on killua sometimes to keep track of him. or theyll track him by other means

ill use the prediction corner to reflect on incorrect predictions so heres a few. i rlly thot killua was gonna be more edgy than he is but hes rlly just a good boy huh. like hes a gay baby assassin catboy but hes so cute and good too. he just wants to live his life and hang out with his tiny bf like... omg :’) 

also i thot hisoka held a totally different narrative role lbvahkfjhjjaksfl i thot he was like main villain guy....hes more like an annoying creepy clown dude who (probably) shows up a lot to bother the main cast. we’ll see, but thats what i think of him now

like i thought hisoka would be like p1 dio, where hed be/quickly become a powerful antagonist who would amass a bunch of followers/minions (when actually the only person he seems to hang out w/is illumi, and theyre more like equals than an evil guy/minion dynamic)...or like i thought hisoka would be very well known as a scary evil guy but nope he was just another participant in the hunter exam, albeit a weird freaky one whose rancid vibes everyone seemed to pick up on 

anyways actual predictions, i think hisoka is gonna be at heavens arena, which would be super funny. gon is like im gonna train to beat hisoka and he shows up to do that and hisokas just there like >;) hey

i think if i had to guess, the zoldycks will show up again (in a plot important way) at the end of the yorknew arc/before the greed island arc. i know basically nothing abt any of the arcs but i do know the order they go in so theres that

i do think illumi will show up earlier than the other zoldycks tho, since he seems to be out doing his own thing more than the rest. also we still really havent resolved the whole mind control thing that im still convinced of 

i think nen will finally be introduced/alluded to heavily in this arc...or like, characters will use nen and gon will be like whoa whats that 

i think killua knows what nen is...maybe? it would make sense since im sure all the zoldycks can use it (at least, we saw mom zoldyck use it, probably)

can killua use nen already? that would be pretty funny. i dont think so tho. maybe u learn nen at a certain age. i have no idea what nen is 

also isnt gons nen power the power to like, turn into a really buff version of himself or something. how the fuck does that work 

ok enough nonsense its bedtime zzzzz

[hankyaraha]

✨Holiday✨

*It was a fine day he walked down the street under the sun that warmed up his skins. Routines that have helped us to be in vibe for the whole thinkers he. *

Sarah:Hey you!!!.

Sam:Hey Sarah... What are you doing here!?

*Sarah and Sam were working on a project for Samsons.*

Sarah:Well I ditched the bus today and decided to walk.

Watchmen:Hello sir and Madam what are you guys doing here today.. It's a holiday right!?..

Sarah and Sam: What the fuck!!!..

Sarah: come on I walked all the way till here and it's a holiday you gotta be kidding man..

Watchmen: Well since you are here I'll open the cubicles...

*Sam and Sarah walked it setup there workstation and started. They worked silently for a couple of hours.*

*

Sarah:Does your team hate you for sending you to a new project as a temporary resource..

Sam: I don't know man. But they are really great.. they really helped me at times..

Sarah:Well now you are here and we are not that nice..

Sam:Haha right on.. It was time for lunch and well both of them relaised that they had completed the whole weeks work in that span so deceided to head back to home.

Sarah:Let's go man we don't wanna be too ahead cause if something comes up it would be a mess...

Sam: Right on.. Let's go also let's get luck on the way back.. They started to find a place but the difference in tastes was something they hadn't considered so they went on.

Sam: We should do this more often going to find lunch and ending nowhere..

Sarah: Well you can do that but I'm leaving this place in a month..

Sam: Oh really where are you going!??

Sarah: Well I decided to start a nursery..

Sam: So you love kids!??

Sarah: No not the school the nursery with plants..

Sam: Oh that explains the Forest around around space..

Sarah: Well.. Sam:I always wanted to ask one plant cause in front of your office mine looks like Sahara Desert.. They both laugh as they wind down the street. They reached and ordered and started to chit chat..

Sam: So why are you starting a nursery by leaving this job!?

Sarah: Well everyone has there passion and mine is to start a nursery.

Sam: Wow.. I've never met anyone like you...

Sarah: I'll take that as a compliment!??

Sam:It is a compliment if more people start thinking like you the world will be a better place to live!!

Sarah: Thank you!!!!!

Sam: Well make nurseries not war..

Sarah:*smirking* Ohhh Godddd.. well what is your passion Sam!?

Sam: Well you know I was came across this machine today.. and I wanted to take some cash and within a few press of the buttons bommm I had cash in my hand..

Sarah: Wow You know how to use ATM..

Sam:Well see within a few presses of buttons cash comes out and take mobile as an example with a touch I'm able to send a message to a person living a light year away.. and A remote within a press you stream your favourite channel.. and you can do that because there are thousands of lines of code and scripts which are written by a 9-5 working person sitting in a cubicle coding the shit out in a routine and that's when I feel happy understanding that my code has made someone happy and you people go around places and see a thing and they say oh wow that's so beautiful.. but only we engineers can say Oh well I can make it better..

Sarah: Wow sounds amazing man..

*Well they talked on and on as they sunlight set the mood the afternoon was now the evening they laughed they sang they shouted to the cirucitary of AC/DC even if they were tuning to highway to hell they knew it was a stairway to heaven there was nuance in the way they saw each other from the start. They felt it and they walked on to see the sun setting on the beach they knew what they had to do.. Breezy with a bit of chill from the winter they satrted walking on the beach They sat down with a chilled beer that they got from the store they revered the moments and each wave coming and touching their legs and reclinling back to the brine. Sam took out his earphones.*

Sam: You wanna hear some music!?

Sarah: Hell yeah!

He took his playlist and kept it on shuffle

*They talked on..*

Sarah: Don't you feel trapped in this routine!?

Sam: I assume your nurseries are fun!?

Sarah: Well.. Fun fact apricots Apple peaches and strawberries are part rose family.

Sam: What really..

Sarah: Yeppp..

Sam: So on Rose day can I gift an apple to girl!?

Sarah: Ok let's make a rule don't even intrest me in a joke until I leave ok!??

Sam: I don't think that's possible

Song on the queue

*I might lose my mind*

*Waking when the sun's down*

*Riding all these highs*

*Waiting for the comedown*

*Walk these streets with me*

*I'm doing decently*

*Just glad that I can breathe, yeah*

Sarah: Ain't this all beautiful this wind this song this moment

Sam:Well..

Sarah: Gosh I will miss this when I'm gone.

Sam: And I will miss you too...

*The waves gushed through the beach as they both were sitting and trying to comprehend about the moments passing by..*

.

Tell you I'm sorry

You don't know how lovely you are

I had to find you

.

.

.

Nobody said it was easy

It's such a shame for us to part

Nobody said it was easy

No one ever said it would be this hard

.

.

*As Coldplay resonated with the waves they heard a symphony that was mastered for them at the moment they sky pouring out the milkyway, it was star studded today They shined bright and illuminated each other face's enough for them to hitch together and the song changed as they kissed...*

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.

.

*Happy times together we've been spending

I wish that every kiss was never ending

Oh, wouldn't it be nice?*

Sarah: Wouldn't it be nice...

Sam:Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray

It might come true.

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.

.

*They went home after the song they progressed through the streets blushing.. They didn't talk.. They had talked enough for the day.. Each passing step was like a new joy for them with each other.. It felt nice.. They reached the junction.*

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Sam: My house is that way..

Sarah: Mine is the other way..

They knew they had to part but the general inkling didn't let them..

Sam: Well I have a RSS feed to make..

Sarah: Don't forget to add the tuple at the bottom

Sam: Yeah..

The Beach Boys were still on with *Wouldn't it be nice*.. and both looked at each other and turned telekinetically saying bye... As they walked he heard the boys going

.

.

Good night, oh baby

Sleep tight, oh baby

.

.

Sam:I hope she heard this..

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Sarah: Good night, oh baby

Sleep tight, oh baby

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Based on The Cubicles...

[readbythestarlight]

c2e42

I just came in with Taliesin saying “Candyland for Goth kids” what are we talking about

“Everyone’s fuckin’ Avantica!”

Liam calling out Laura for shaming him xD

A: “People have learned not to tangle with me.”

F: *awkwardly coughing* “Yeah, oh, yeah, uh, who would want to fall in with that.”

I swear this tavern music makes me think of Skyrim every time. Is that what it’s from?

lol the gnome’s voice is amazing

Cad: “I could fill a book with what I don’t know” mood

“Bar fights are fun! It’s part of the reason we live here!” xD

Oh lord Jester

Gonna bar fight this gnome oh lord

CAN WE GO LIKE TEN MINUTES WITHOUT BAD DECISIONS

I love fun as much as the rest of you but come on guys

Jester’s gonna get her butt kicked by a gnome lol

J: “I’m gonna pat his head and cast ‘cure wounds’”

Everyone: “Awww!”

Caleb honey it’s a pirate cove do you really think there’s a bookstore??

Cad: “Somebody worth their salt, since worth your salt is a really nice phrase, I like that. Worth your salt.”

Guyssss I love Caduceus

He’s very caught up in how much salt is worth now it’s amazing I love him

“If things go correctly, I don’t think there will be any worry of drowning” why does everything she says sound sinister now. Everyone seems spooked every time she says something.

OOOO SOMEONE WITH BAD BLOOD WITH AVANTICA

The Diver’s Grave

I don’t like that

“Turtle Boy”?! Bitch you leave Orli alone

Oh lovely a haunted ocean graveyard

Yoooo sea shanty

Gaaaasp Matt is actually singing it

Uhm guys I need to hear him sing NOT in a funny accent??

I missed the whole song i was distracted by Matt’s singing

Okay I’ll listen this time

“Her hungry eye” DONT LIKE

“With the Missus”?

I bet Avantica dumped Allison for Ukutoa :P

Avantica at some point, probably: “Relationship with Allison: ended. We stan Ukutoa now"

A: “Wouldn’t want to cause a ruckus the same day you arrive, no? Who would do that?”

The M9: “pssshh what, a ruckus? What? Nahhh.”

Cad’s high passive perception is so nice

lol Beau fail

Sam and Marsha are CHILDREN pass it on

J: “I think we’re all kind of murderers sometimes.”

Caleb, internally panicking: “I don’t think aLL of us are murderers.”

“What’s the shadiest thing you’ve ever done” Oh Jester don’t ask

Aww Jester :(

J: “What if we can never go home?!”

C: “We’ll… we’ll get you home…”

Poor Jester’s having a rough time

“You said her name, when we were dancing.”

Ouch Jester maybe now isn’t the time…

“She was handsome” I’m having feelings

Hnnn Fjord you’re acting a bit shifty again just tell your friends honestly what’s going on without acting so strange with them

Cad: “What part of the body are amigos?”

Listen, I’m gonna always miss Molly, but Caduceus is the best thing that could have happened to this group.

Oh sure give these poor people the ship y’all STOLE brilliant idea :P

Oh boy they fucked up Vera heard

“Tiffany”

Guys don’t discuss it here right now even with code names it’s a bad idea

Tiffany and the Apricot Tree

Mmm I’m not sure that this plan seems like a good idea

“We’re calling him ‘Honda’” I snorted

“Bitch I work here”

“THE TWO CLERICS ARE NOT GOING ON THIS MISSION” finally an intelligent decision

“A peeping tom cat”

This is going to go wrong somehow. I’m not sure exactly how. There are too many possibilities. But it will go bad.

Oh lord.

If Fjord gonna accidentally interrupt Avantica and Allison?

lol wrong room

Damn I really hoped he’d accidentally walk in on something

Fuck is Fjord having to sleep with her again

Mmm a book. You should absolutely not take it.

Fuuuuuuuck

she’s gonna know

GET THE FUCK OUT

This is literally such a disaster they are making the WORST decisions

And now they’ve broken the rules of the cove too

JESTER YOU HAVE MENDING JUST FIX THINGS?

crawling under the bed

oh godddd

IM DYING

I swear Nott and Jester get so fucking lucky

Aaaaand now Nott’s gonna end up drunk

Oh lord and now she’s confused

SO

FUCKING

LUCKY

oh no

“He uh, he got stabbed…”

“I was so hoping you were gonna attack her” lol Matt

Oh sure just keep making holes until you end up under water

STOP WASTING THE PAINT

Can she not mend the hole??

Beau don’t accuse Caleb of trying to rob you honey that’s terrible

Beau honey

don’t

Cad: “Waldoc got stabbed? But Waldoc’s so nice! Who would stab Waldoc?”

Caduceus is a good boy

“I’m gonna be Keg”

“I’m gonna be Molly” JesTER NO

omg

they

caused a dude to jump off the crows nest

This is just… a disaster

Beau gives so much sass

“There’s been no word but I assume there’s just pandemonium all over” Caduceus knows

OH NOW SHE REMEMBERS MENDING

N: “Are you saying to me that WE made a MISTAKE?”

And Taliesin loses it

Cad’s right, they should go to “check” on things.

Caduceus with all the killer perception rolls helllll yeah

Caduceus just healing everyone like the sweet boy he is

“I love this character so much” SAME

like y’all as much as I loved and will always love Molly… Caduceus means so much to me

F: “We should frame Vera. She hates me, she wants my job.”

N: “Well didn’t you steal her job…?

Oh shiiiiiiiiiit it’s her dream journal

Do you think Mandarin somehow marked Fjord without Fjord knowing?? Was he prepping Fjord?

Ohhh or maybe not, since apparently he had a change of heart

WOAH BITCH SHE WHAT

AVANTICA IS TOTALLY GONNA TRY TO SACRIFICE FJORD TO UKATOA

“perhaps this one will be more useful than Vandrin” fuuuuuuuuuuck dont like dont like

WHAT OMG THAT NAT20

CALEB YEAAAAHHHHHHH

he got the exact DC

amazing

“you motherfucker” I love how they keep just obliterating Matt’s stuff and he’s just so done

Oooo a no poison necklace

They should really think about this over a nice long two break

I feel like this plan is not great…

But I feel like that about most of their plans

ohhh no

Taliesin is like “we had a plan but sure go ahead and change things it’s fine”

Oh please make that check

please

oh no

15

that can’t be good enough

they’re dead

they’re dead she knows they’re dead she know they’re dead she knows

THEY CANT LIE TO HER HER PERCEPTION IS TOO HIGH

“Whoever did this doesn’t understand the rules of the city very well”

SHE

KNOWS

oh god

oh god Vera can track

CALEB WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WE HAVE TO WAIT TWO WEEKS

IM

GONNA

DIE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

im literally silently screaming in my house at 1am

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[ask-anna-wheelan]

Musical theatre ask! 14-19, go! <3 Melitta

Thank you Melitta!! Let’s see…

14. Express your love for the orchestras!

OHHH MYYY GODDDD they’re so under appreciated? Have you ever heard a musical without music? “Phantom” without that dramatic overture? The orchestra is so important!! There is no show without them so thank you orchestra, I love you!!! 

15. Favorite musical written by (insert composer, lyricist) 

Let’s go with my favorite Sondheim/Lapine show. As much as Ioved “Sunday in the Park With George” I’m gonna go with “Into the Woods”. I watch the pro shot all the time and it’s freakin amazing!! Also I’m a total sucker for Bernadette Peters, she’s my favorite. Can’t go wrong there. 

16. Which part (or parts) do you sing in One Day More?

Marius and and the Thenardiers. That “Watch them run amuck/Catch’m as they fall” makes me feel so powerful, I love it. 

17. A line that never fails to make you laugh

“I can’t believe Jesus called me a dick”. TBOM is hilarious. 

18. An upcoming production your excited for

“The Prom” for sure!! It looks so good!! I’m always down for cute lesbians.

19. Do you have any funny misheard lyrics from a showtune?

In “Suppertime” from “Little Shop” I could have sworn Audrey II said “Please have some Georgia pie” instead of “He’s USD in Prime”. It’s now an inside joke between Martha and I.

Thanks for the asks Mel!! 

Sincerely,

Anna