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orangegloom · 8 months

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czolgosz family photos for those who care

#writing out victorias newspaper clipping killed me #anyways slight context of the two boys in the alt id. theyre leons half brothers from pauls second marraige to katrina #< website said katherine but paul is also a cjanged spelling so #although the website said victoria was born in 1907 which is not true because maria died in birth complications with her back in the 1800s #so dont take this all as 100% true #< maria being pauls first wife and leons mother #czolgosz #leon czolgosz #photos from findagrave so yet again these might be random people. jacob and paul are 100% read because theyre by briggs and i dont think #theres many victoria czolgoszs. so i guess she also lived very long like her father? (paul lived to 101)#< by all that i mean the two brothers together might be fake. long way of wording it

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sonknuxadow · 5 months

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what pisses me off the most is mutliple news outlets posting like the casting has been "confirmed" as if their sources arent just some rando at cinemacon announcing it when he "wasnt supposed to" + other news outlets getting the hype😭 like paramount or jeff fowler havent said a WORD. WHO is confirming it😭???

yeah maybe its because i really wouldnt like this if it was true but the whole situation feels weird. the site is allegedly reliable, and they claim they have multiple sources, but like. what ARE the sources exactly? they wont say . who told you this. and no official sources are saying anything as far as i know?? and theyve been keeping everything about this movie as secret as possible and i dont remember knuckles' casting leaking in advance like this so . idk.

#also i dont get why so many people think this would be a good casting this literally feels like the mario movie thing all ove ragain #asks #also i looked at the video of the guy who supposedly confirmed it and he said that its 100 percent true #but he also admitted that you shouldnt take his word for it because hes just some random guy and people cna easily lie about this stuff #and the only actual source the article thats going around mentions is HIS video.#it could still be true because they claim they have multiple sources not just that video.#like maybe theyre not naming anybody specific because they dont want to get them in trouble #because this clearly wasnt meant to come out yet #but its still weird like how do we know these people arent lying lmao

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hearts401 · 22 days

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raises my hand i actually like the concept of a shitty parent getting better i just hate when its used to be like "im good now so you should forgive me."

people grow and change and hurt people!!! and those hurt people deserve to move on without having to forgive their abuser!!!

#this is why i get defensive when ppl make all sorts of reasons why rhinedottir did what she did #if she killed dorian for being imperfect then whatever!! i hate her for that but you dont have to #not only does it go with her little mental break that she 100% had lets be honest #it also fits the “Perfectionist” thing that the sinners were trying so hard to achieve #it MAKES SENSE #even if its nuanced that doesnt make it ok!!! but at the same time i dont think shes 100% stuck to being a terrible person nor do i think++#shes always been a bad mother #i think she was a great mother before everything went downhill and honestly if she gained a sense of apathy towards her kids itd MAKE SENSE #ofc im not saying this is true. im just saying its possible and it doesnt take away from her as a character #elynas is just as reliable a source as albedo dare i say!!! he was not in a strange mindset bc he wasnt corrupt like durin #the way he described her was valid. so was albedos when he said she threatened to leave him.#if the trauma from the cataclysm is what caused everything #that makes sense #but its not an excuse and it doenst mean she had some extra hidden reason for what she did. sometimes people are bad people!!! clearly she+#did SOMETHING right with albedo because he has a sense of morality. but even so you can TELL shes not a good mom EVEN TO HIM #i dont know where im going with this im getting turned around UHM #TLDR; shes a terrible mother. and a pretty bad person. but that doesnt mean im saying shes evil without nuance #it just means what it sounds like #plenty of parents fucking SUCK without meaning to. whether she cared or not she was still a pretty bad mother. thats all im saying #im willing ot talk about her but im NOT willing to have people argue that any of her children deserved what they got.#not albedo and NOT dorian.#elynas to dorian to albedo is a great pipeline for her as a character. which is why i like to believe elynas came first;#alfisol and dorian came close to last #and then albedo came last long after the others #every character has nuance however i am allowed to dislike them despite that #tzu rambles #that said i understand how it comes off as biased when i only talk about her children but unfortunately her children are the only reason i+#know about her at all. thye are my favorites and my content centers around them </3

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triglycercule · 18 hours

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i love doodling swapinverse like hello drawing characters aside from the normal mtt is lowkey therapeutic 🧡🧡🧡 anyways i FINALLY FINALLY finished crash's lore!!!! and vice.SER is connected to him,,,, theyre interconnected!!! i forgot how much i liked crash's design (not the design but all the little gimmicks in the design. figuring out all the hanging ribbon bits is annoying but hey it looks good)

#outertale does not exist in swapinverse anymore. how quaint #dude thalia and melpomene are th only ones that r like. 100% good #I NEED TO MAKE MORE GOOD AND NICE CHARACTERS😭😭😭😭#mst..... recreators (qip name 4 siphon n crash?) and vice.SER........ theyre all EVIL (or have evil goals)#i WAS thinking doing something with reaper because i adore his design and aesthetic and i wanna combine it with SOMETHING idk what #anyways if core frisk error which is supposed to be vice.SER exists then should normal core frisk exist too?????#i mean i dont think that just because a core frisk role esque person exists doesnt mean the role is instantly filled up #the mst and mtt co exist in swapinverse but those 3 are like.... NORMAL aus. not outcodss n stuff #i love the giant lance thing i gave crash. i mean the ribbons can form any weapon and take any shape (kinda like puella magi mami's guns)#but like..... it just is so cool i love characters that use multiple weapons #i LOVE (haha) every single little gimmick thing i give swapinverse characters. the tiny details is what i adore giving them #if you catch me not posting 4 a bit its probably just bc im working on swapinverse or jk fashion au. or maybe ive seriously just lost motiva #anyways i have a few banger rants in my drafts ive yet to elaborate om but just like....... i dont feel like it #someon needs to wrangle those posts out of my tired lazy arms #lowkey why do siphon and crash remind me of kanade and mafuyu. idk i cant explain #if you cut vice.ser in half it would be like jelly with binary in it. i wanna eat him #he would tingle on my tongue but thats just the static. eating yhe glasses would be difficult bit they dont have lenses so its ok #i drew them both looking at us but i think that vice.ser is the only true one always looking at US.looking out from inside #god i love swapinverse sooo much i wish i could get it done faster and be goatedly good with motivation. a shame #but i do think that i may be finishing up the character descriptions 500% ish sure #SO THEN THAT MEANS I CAN WORK ON THE ACTUAL STORY!!!! WOOOOO #ive already decided that theres gonna be mentions of me myself and i in it. i love meta storytelling #im cursed with perpetually sweaty hands i hate having to draw on slighty damp paper. nobody understands me #UGH im getting too happy in life im starting to act weird in public and offering to help people. i need to stop #anyways just school doodles!!! because in the period where they take our phones i have naught to do but draw #i need to get back (start) my english reading. and then help my friend with a few questions on her homework. how joyous #and then i can get back to my BETTER homework (working on swapinverse :3)#crash managed to destroy outertale in his lore i wonder how many worlds vice.SER will destroy #actually if hes supposed to be core frisk error then i should make him NOT destroy worlds right???? right #tricule rant

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toastsnaffler · 4 months

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I will say while I've loved most of elden ring I'm really glad I'm down to just 2 more main boss fights (malenia + maliketh) before I start the endgame boss fights... whew 😮‍💨

#really gorgeous world but frankly its unnecessarily long. theyre gonna kill me for saying that but its true..#some areas/bosses just become overly repetitive when the game is THAT massive like its unavoidable #they tried rly hard to distinguish every area + honestly its a great effort but it couldve been half the size and just as good #like i just did the elphael ulcerative tree spirit bc i wanted to finish millicents questline. and come on man we didnt need another one #the design is sick + loooove the animation. but its a bad fight not bc of the difficulty but bc its janky as hell #lock on doesnt work properly bc of its size and the way it moves. u cant see shit on ur screen fighting them melee its just hack n slash #and theyre always in the most dogshit arenas possible for them like spaces w no maneuverability. its just not fuuuun #especially after youve fought 5 or 6 already earlier on in the game..#and its cool to have variations like the scarlet rot ones but we already HAD one of those just before lake of rot!! the gimmicks worn off #i did everything except maliketh in farum azula today as well and again. it didnt need to be that long. killing beastmen gets boring #after like the first 20 combat is just mashing buttons.. even the platforming is getting dull bc ive done 120 hours of it now #and theres only so many combinations of ladders and hallways and so on that u can possibly cram in here..#i say all this with fondness like i truly do love it. but it couldve been a lot tighter! regardless ill still 100% complete it #and i get most ppl dont try to get every single armament and talisman etc so they probably dont waste time FULLY exploring like i am #ahhh. anyway ill probably do malenia and maliketh tmr bc im right outside both of their arenas. and then call it quits this weekend #ill get my first ending next weekend probably... and hopefully by june ill have 100% and then i can play something else 😭#ik the dlc comes out in june but ill probably take a month or two break before i get to that #it doesnt even neeeed a dlc.......its excessive as it is just make a new game by this point ahhhhh #anyway its like 1am i need to SLEEP. i said i would go out to watch for northern lights but its overcast and im tired and my roommate #didnt wanna come with.. so i was gonna go to bed early instead but i guess that didnt happen lol #gonna feel like shit tomorrow bc i have to be up early to take my meds and she'll wake me up anyway.. but cross that bridge #typing is getting difficult bc im so sleepy okay goodnight everyone #.diaries

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horiizonsstuff · 2 years

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So i went to a buffet today cuz older brother's birthday. And. I did something funny because I got bored also it was Scots' 100th anniversary/birthday smth smth. Hey king (LEANS ON EXPENSIVE STATION)

The amount of weird stares I got 😭

Bonus: I FOUND A THOMAS AND A PERCY OUT IN THE WILD WHILE I WAS TRYING NOT TO DROP MY PLATE OF SUSHI 😭‼️THEY WERE HAND BAGS 😰‼️

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broke-on-books · 1 year

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Don't know exactly how to express this in words but the Fast Car Tracy Chapman youtube comments section is a new emotion on its own

#i was going to take a screenshot of one comment but i just kept scrolling down and almost all of them were just affecting me #like i closed my eyes and listened to the song but scrolling through what people all over the world had to say was something as well #just the mix of appreciation for the music and love for it and how it affects all these people mixed with snippets of stories of #people using this song to get them through or inspire them to get themselves out of terrible situations #its just... things that make you feel human #its like this is a persons story. these are people we are all people and come from different places and have gone through different things #but we can all relate and feel the same. no matter where we come from we can feel the wish to escape the want to be somebody the desire to #change and the hope to do so. but theres also the fear and the responsibility and through all of that just wanting someone to love you and #go with you and not be alone #its just things that are real and true and make you feel how much of a person you are #i 100% recommend listening to fast car on youtube right now and then scrolling through and reading some of those messages by the way #its a whole other emotion of its own #its like the fast car tracy chapman emotion but more and even realer if that is even possible #its like one commenter said the song was a novel in five minutes but listening and then reading is even more than that. its not a book its #not a library its all these stories and lives around you coming together with your own in this one spot this one means of understanding and #through that you see part of all these journeys and these people and all understand each other and yourself and what it means to be a person #a little more #that seems like a lot of stuff but i dont know what to tell you. its true.

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hemo-goblin-a1c · 11 hours

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I can't believe Yona was so unpopular with the fanbase upon the game's initial release..... Like I love the idea of Sidon x Link fish yaoi too but like it was never gonna happen in canon lol. Female characters are not "getting in the way" of gay fanbase shipping like corporations hate making prominent and active female characters and they hate gay romance even more. Yona is fine, I like her, I like that she has a reasonable head on her shoulders, I like that she has a similar """feminine""" healing magic domain (portrayed as useful) to Mipha but she's a lot more..... independent and active in her personality. I think my biggest complaint is nothing about her personality and everything about the fact that metatextually her character seems tailor-made to be the Perfect Fiancee who has graceful and feminine talents BUT she's independent enough that we don't need to see too much of her before the Boys go on the ACTUAL main quest. Like it's obvious that from a narrative standpoint she's padding and it sucks that another woman got sidelined, on the other hand from what bits of her personality we DO see I think every decision she makes is sensible and she's easily one of the most level-headed and goal-oriented Zora characters. It would've been nice if she was MORE of a character, if anything, but she wasn't, and we can still all draw Link x Sidon BL without like taking it out on a fictional woman

#i dont think anyone who follows me cares about this per se but im replaying totk and its on my mind #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #totk #in general i love every zelda female character for women's rights reasons #i loved Mipha very much even though they made her main character trait being in love with Link. they did her so dirty and i love her #i loved Paya very much even though her main character trait was having a crush on Link and not believing in herself.#and then later being chief of the village and Not Relevant To This Story iirc #i loves riju even when they kind of dressed her in a weirdly sexualized and exoticized way?#which is true of ALL the gerudo but most of them are adult women #or 5 year olds in bikini tops which - hot take - i dont think is especially sexualized in its narrative framing #if you go to a beach you will probably see a 5 year old in a baby bikini top #it happens #i think the design choice is pretty orientalist and racist to dress all gerudo like that #but i dont think its sexualizing a minor just to HAVE prepubescent girls existing in demi tops #not riju tho #they do a WEIRD amount of panning over her hip bones and her washboard abs and idk it just kind of gives me an ick #and then there's also purah #complicated feelings about purah going from 100 -> 5-10? and peppy! -> 20 with a vacant doll expression #i have no idea what they were going for and i dont care #anyways ignore my tags

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earthmixsclowderofcats · 13 days

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#like i know the appeal of prapaisky is that prapai is a stoplight character. a massive red flag that somehow turns green through true love #it really isdorable. and like maybe its partly to do with how much of a simp fort is but i totallybuy it when i dont usually buy that trope #but i am in my feels again about their first meeting and just how dubious it all was. like sky erased it from his memory #there is just so much meta to be written about that. like. i 100% ship them and their happy ending #but its just so juicy how it started #what is it sky said? “do what you want” with a resigned look on his face. (vs him taking control of the situation #by putting prapai on his back. blowing his mind. staying for seconds and then leaving. only to just.#forget it? like. the mental place he had to be in fascinates me #lita

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harmcityherald · 2 months

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#i miss me #ranxid #ranny #yup thats me #lexi broke up with her boyfriend that night #she was so sad #my grandaughters friends i used to take every kid i could fitin my car skating every week.#i wrote this that night as she cried herself to sleep i had a dozen hammocks hanging in one room like a community sleeping den #to this day i dont think she ever heard it #i felt awkward about it i guess #a girl losing her first love crying in a hammock being consoled by her friends #i usually had 8-10 kids with me lol #pied piper they called me #Those kids all needed that time Away from their parents and together having fun #Add learning to grow up together #There was always something to touch my heart #And when I look back I'm glad that I got to be part of so many kids lives #Because to me that's the true definition of legacy #And to be 100% honest those kids Taught me a thing or 2 along the way as well #We were skaters #Lexi is all grown up now Married and has a baby #Every kid got a nickname with me #lexi was jersey #Because she would get all angry and start running her mouth And she reminded me of snooki #She got the biggest kick out of me calling her jersey #I miss those days #And I miss me

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horce-divorce · 3 months

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It's wild watching someone who used to be self aware (or at least, who didn't want to be like their parents) become entitled to things like avoidance. And children. Often simultaneously

#me #my friend used to be a very free spirit #ended up medically traumatized due to psychosis. went to court ordered therapy got on meds etc #made a bunch of concessions to reconnect with family bc their partner left them as soon as they were in the hospital #got medicated. got back to work. got into a new relationship.#and now suddenly behaves exactly 100% like their parents.#was even holding our homelessness over our head saying shit like #'you guys know you have to ask the gov for help eventually right? bc if you dont itll be me taking care of u and i want kids :('#(this coming under the assumption we somehow CHOSE to be homeless and that we HADNT asked the gov for help REPEATEDLY already??)#same thing w another former friend #used to have a fraction of self awareness. wanted to break the cycle #got married. got kids. went back to work and school and suddenly is entitled to not only continue the cycle #but to be avoidant as well.#bc you see. its really hard and stressful to have a job and family and home to be responsible for.#its so hard they dont have anything left over to be self aware or empathetic with.#and its true! its tragic for them too. its isolating. this is part of why suburban life is so terrible. the fucking isolation.#being a good little capitalist cog was intentionally designed to give you just enough privilege #just enough of your own life #to make you keep coming back for more #but to simultaneously run you so ragged that you never have time energy money etc to protest.#so you stop protesting at all #even on a small scale.#you dont call what your parents did to you abuse bc you want them in your life.#you dont call what your ex did to you 'rape' bc thats too strong a word and you want to believe you parted on good terms.#you dont call what the hospital did to you abuse or medical trauma. intead you say you NEEDED to be chained down? the fuck?#you start to believe all the bad things people said about you. and then you start to believe them about other people.#you go from someone who marches in the streets to someone who criticizes the protests for being inconvenient and impolite.#entitlement. its entitlement.#bc this system holds your autonomy and life and family HOSTAGE behind a paywall unless and until you conform.#and they can be taken away in an instant if you put a toe out of line

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kn11ves · 9 months

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i entirely agree that humans should depend on each other more and that we should try to approach people with open minds and not believe that they are out to get us, on that note, shaming and chastising people for not feeling comfortable to depend on other people and telling them that they need to fix it or they're actually MORE of a bother and a burden is probably not the best way to go about it

#10000 millionth post where some tumblr users' opinion breaches containment and i must comment on it vaguely #listen it is sort of upsetting how it really is true that the majority of those call-out-y posts on peoples' behaviours can be really #damaging for people with ocd. like you re just going to send us on a spiral because now we arent even sure if the thing we were trying to d #as to not cause other people pain is actually causing more pain and oh dear god we're really terrible people ohh fack ive known all along #i think the first step to making people feel more comfortable to take your help and hospitality is probably approaching them kindly?#at least instead of saying we must ''learn to accept it''#plus the mention of individualism and comunialism-- i agree individualism has hurt a lot of people and it is very bad #although to some degree i dont think it is entirely wrong you cannot fully depend on everyone 100% of the time for your own safety #we are as a society not there yet where that is possible. etc etc also learned helplessness #but anyways if youre going to talk about individualism then you have to actually acknowledge that a lot of collectivist societies have cult #cultures in which REFUSING THE HOSPITALITY IS PART OF THE CULTURE!!!! where youre meant to say no many times as a show of respect and as th #host continues to offer it. as well many many many MANY people born from immigrant parents or who are immigrants themselves have a shared #experience of being raised to be as completely clean and polite and small as possible when in someone elses' home #it just really rubbed me the wrong way the entire post...#i just dont think you should get so upset someone doesnt accept your hospitality consider everything is not erm about you and maybe they #arent comfortable enough with you or are having a bad day ?#''i can always tell when they are only saying it because they dont want to be a bother'' no u litearlly cannot #anyways it was a very american post that i did not like.#do help each other and take the help when you need it though we need that.

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bleuberrygliscor · 1 year

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people talk shit about "insular communities" and "safe space bubbles" but literally the most vile shit goes down outside of my nice curated internet space and i really think yall need to grow the fuck up actually.

#rem rambles #i joke that im just simply better than most #but no at this point its literally true. yall are mad disappointing and i am so very very tired of it.#just stop being weirdos and shit. its not hard to mind your own business.#i know its 100% the euphoria of justifying why someone you like is objectively shitty. so you go out of your way to do that. but ALSO.#girl go outside. like for real go sit with other people outside sometime. yall are too fucking comfortable just saying shit and cosigning #shit that would get your ass beat irl and you know that. all of you are just so fucking stupid and i NEED yall to stop it. just fucking sto #say it with me class: 'being marginalized does not give you the ability to bully and shit on other marginalized people.'#yall will bend over backwards to defend your fave because we all just succumbed to purity culture.#throw the whole bird app in the garbage honestly. i hate hearing about the shit that goes down there second-hand.#and just to make sure im crystal fucking clear. i am being broad here but the catalyst was fuckshit on leftist twitter.#so take off your little safety blanket of 'its the conservatives that are evil' when yall are actively shitting on a transwomans death #because you personally dont fuck with her. whats the point of getting rid of oppressive conservatives if you as a leftist is just going to #vote for me to be slaughtered too because i dont use the pronouns you want me to use or agree with your discord besties.#damn they were right. highschool dont end frfr.

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malkaviian · 1 year

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yes charlotte would absolutely use the "im pregnant" as a trump card if things were so horrid in her marriage to the point rafael asks for a divorce

#oc talk #and tbf im not... exactly sure whether rafael would trust her or not #he would probably be extremely distraught being confronted by the obvious (she cheated on him all these years)#so i dont think he would be in the mentality to trust her on that. and will probably snap with a #'well whether thats true or not; how much of a chance there is that its actually mine?' so it wouldnt work at all lol #.... i do feel he would kind of keep thinking about it when he cools down though. he would be with mary and mention this to her #she would bonk him on the head and tell him shes 100% lying though lol. she lied on everything shes lying about this too #like how convenient shes suddenly pregnant. why she didnt mention it before when they have been married for years huh.#(and tbf they probably didnt fucked in a few months when everything started to fall down so.)#would charlotte go to finnley and dalila and tell them he 'abandoned' her when shes 'waiting for a baby'? yes #and honestly they would ask her if she knows who the father is; to which she would say very offended that of course its rafael.#and the siblings look at each other and her like 'yeah sure'. i mentioned this before but they would consider abortion as the first choice #and dali probably has a few locations for it 'just in case'. charlotte gets even more offended they suggest it. they fight.#this is kind of how they already are but the siblings do see kids as nothing but a trouble. unless very specific conditions are meet #you shouldnt be having them at all. being in the middle of a divorce with your husband hating your ass #surely isnt part of the specific conditions. having a kid would be reckless. so yeah. i feel like she would 'admit' her lie to them though #but in a 'oh apparently the other test was wrong im not pregnant. sorry!!'#its a mess #(but in a lighter note; i do like the thought of an expo where luca is invited taking place in a few days #and mary showing to rafael an insta post luca did about that and confirming hes going with a :-) and nothing more kjsdfndjs #your chance to see your celebrity crush!! you need a break buddy)

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samara444 · 4 months

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THE 3D DOES NOT FUCKING EXIST.

the 3d is 100% irrelevant. shadow? mirror? delay? FUCK THAT BRO it doesnt even exist! the onlyyy power it has is the one you give it.

you think you fell off? till now u were affirming and persisting but something horrible happened in your 3d and now everything sucks again? congratulations, it doesnt matter, cuz you still have it. you still have your desire.

you fucked up? you have doubts? you start looking at the 3d for validation? congratulations. doesnt matter. I still have what i want.

you felt negatively? you acknowledged the lack of ur desire? you thought whyy is it not here yet? congratulations. doesnt fucking matter at all. i already have it.

spiral. go ahead and cry and whine and have doubts and question if this is real or not. hate everything and feel like shit. doesnt matter baby, YOU STILLLL HAVE WHAT YOU WANT!!!

when we say the 3d doesnt matter. it truly doesnt. the only meaning the 3d has is the meaning we give it.

i felt like i fell off, the month changed and my 3d didnt so i started wondering where is it, why dont i have it, am i doing something wrong, then the intrusive thoughts follow “what if its not real” “omg am i just wasting my time” “what if i dont get it” “what will i do now” you know what i did? i gave myself the biggest smile and told myself….it doesnt matter sam, my love. you still have it. and i dooo. i still do.

you have to understand that this disgusting ass stinky crappy old 3d which is literally a graveyard, an absolute shitshow that does not have anything to do with us, its all the past, its all dead, so it doesnt matter how i react, when i know i have it in my god state, aka my imagination, aka the only true reality, aka the only reality that matters at all.

so you cann spiral. you can fuck up. my god you can have a mental fucking breakdown and ur 3d could turn into absolute shit and ur sp can hate u and ur dad could get cancer and a tsunami could come and world war 3 can start…IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER!!!! IT HAS NOOOO EFFECT AT ALLL.

take ur power back. literally announce that no matter what this old dead reality shows u, ur life could go to complete shit, trust me that doesn’t matter when fulfillment is present in your heart. ur only job is to have it. stop reacting. stop stop stop reacting and start having, thats where all your power lies and thats the way to pure fulfillment.

-love, samu <3

#law of assumption #law of attraction #desired reality #shifting realities #reality shift #shiftblr #reality shifting #shifting #shifting antis dni #shifting community #manifestation #manifesting #law of manifestation #master manifestor #neville goddard #living in the end #23/5/24

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leafostuff · 2 months

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Her money dont jiggle jiggle (but her boobs sure do) [FT. Lightsum Nayoung]

Tags: Smut, Quickie, Titjob, Dirty Talk, Hooker!Nayoung, BFH-ish,

Author's Note: Part of @i-am-lifeform24's Project, was supposed to be a standalone smut but I figured that the idea is best for this project and he was kind enough to let me into it late, this counts as my July upload

thank you, and hope you will enjoy this fic

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"So? You are the next customer?"

You gulp, not sure what to say to the beautiful girl in front of you, her clothes resemble the look of a popular college girl: a frilly white lace corset top that revealed her surprisingly cute belly and navel, paired with a denim skirt that left her thighs exposed for you to see.

Meanwhile you were just sitting there, nearvous and shirtless since those were the rules of the club, "Uhh yeah... here's the receipt" you answer, its obvious you are trying your hardest not to stare at her chest while you hand her the recipt, you still a bit surprised that you were convinced by your friends to spend 100$ on this new club, but the premise of real kpop idols being hookers was the nail in the coffin to get you to come.

As the girl finishes scanning the recipt she throws it to the side, "Okay good enough" she says nonchalantly while she gets closer, making you feel nervous by the second, and you are not the only one as just a look from her toward your pants causing her cleavage to displayed to you forms an erection, rolling her eyes she says in a tired voice, "whatever, let's get this over”

One swift motion and her top is thrown to the side, wearing no bra as instead her breast reveal their true form to you, almost freeze in place from the spectacle in front of you, however no time to waste about admiring them as she goes in to straddle your lap while her hands now work on taking off your belt from your own jeans, giving you a little wink during the process.

After what feels an eternity (Or maybe that girl is really into strip teasing you) your cock is finally released from your pants, standing long and hard in front of her eyes, “Not bad…not bad” she quietly mutters as she hops off your lap and kneels in front of you, “you mind if i…” she asks.

“Uh…sure?” you are a bit surprised that a hooker asks you in the first place considering how she didn't ask for your opinion when she straddled you and took your pants off, but regardless she laughs at your response while she lowers herself toward you.

However you didn't expect her to grab her tits with both hands and let them envelope around your member, her eyes lock into yours with a big grin as she begins her work, rubbing her chest up and down on your cock, each up causes her tits to fully hide your tip while each down she lightly slams her chest onto your thighs while her lips lean in closer giving your mow exposed tip a small kiss, sending tingles to your brain that make your moans to grow larger in response.

“Oh i love how you are so nearvous, it's adorable” she says, eyes still on you meanwhile you are looking at the ceiling, “And how you are so hard for me even though i am just getting started” she adds, try to look down at her but your vision is now blurry from the amount of pleasure you receive from her

“Nngh” is the only thing you manage to mutter as the rest of your attempted sounds turn into unintelligible moans, meanwhile your hands hold the fabric of the sofa you are on, each movement of hers drives you insane while she can't help but giggle.

“I can't wait for you to release all of that cum in there all over my tits, just let yourself loose while i will drain you from all of that cum” Her dirty talk is deadly while her pace is getting quicker and her smile grows wider at each rock

“Yes yes yes, come on i can feel it on your balls, release it, you know you want it,~”

And that's the final blow for you and as an expert at her job she knows it, so just as you are about to cum she lets her lips latch themselves into your tip and as strings of cum flows into her mouth you could feel yourself getting relieved by the second.

Finally she releases her mouth from you while she rises up from the position, “Oh wow, that was… *sigh* surprisingly fun” she says, catching her breath while she cleans some leftover cum from her face and tits, some of it she takes with two fingers and puts inside her mouth while she beams a smile at you with a confident wink

Look at the time, you could swear that an eternity passed from the moment she started pleasuring you but in reality it's only been 15 minutes, and it seems those 15 minutes were not enough for her.

“So… I have some time left before my next customer and usually I would have kicked you out to get ready but…” she stops, giving you time to finally gain your composure and look at her again, now taking her hands work on taking her denim skirt and hot pink panties off her body, now leaving herself fully naked in front of you.

“Since you are kinda cute and VERY big, I don't mind having some more fun, so what do you say?”

She asks, once again she straddles your lap but this time her back is facing toward you leaving her ass in full display in front of you only centimetres away from your cock getting inside, meanwhile both her hands grab yours, taking them toward body as she leaves each of you palm at her naked chest as by instinct you let your hands grab each tit.

“Ready for the real fun?” She looks back, another wink coming at you as it seems almost aphrodisiac how her winks get your member hard again.

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Posted at July 14th, 2024

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