#so he doesn't have the accent ™️

[honeymilkbubbletea]

His face really does look familiar huh?

He kinda looks like...

HOBART BROWN????

Also, I think it would be really silly goofy for him to put all that detailed makeup on only for it to be covered by the mask 💀

[beartitled]

how did Euclid go about experiencing the third dimension for the first time? did Scalene have to like physically show him what was different somehow, or did he figure that out on his own?

also, why does Euclid wear eyepatches over his injured eyes, but Scalene doesn't wear an eyepatch over her (one) injured eye?

also also, here's a random headcanon I wanna share: since the mutation attempts are numbered 1 through 4, and Euclid's attempts are #1 and #2, I get the feeling that he volunteered to try to mutate first so Scalene wouldn't have to risk her own eyes as much. even though both attempts failed in the end, they improved the mutation process through these failures, and so Scalene's last attempt finally succeeded.

A person who noticed the implications 😈

Ok I will go in order

Euclid and third dimension

I imagine this was extremely confusing for him

Picture the scenario where you’ve been speaking your native language your entire life

And somebody says “you been speaking with a thick accent and wrong grammar, also all things are called differently, you have to relearn now”

You will try to speak “correctly”, but slipping into old habits when you’re not thinking about it

This is pretty much how Euclid felt when his wife said that “ok imagine a square, but it has another one, and another one, and another one, but they are one, like you know… ummm… mmmermm.. you get it right?”

He still thinks, imagines stuff and dreams in 2D

But he’s kinda adapted to moving around in this weird world that has so many copies of things in it

Also one person had a headcanon that Euclid has an exceptional hearing

I 👏adore 👏this idea 👏

I don’t remember who exactly wrote this comment, there are so much cool headcanons people have actually, I need to keep a file on cool ideas with credits™️💥

Why Scalene doesn’t wear an eyepatch

Well

Her eye doesn’t look that bad

First attempts have a kinda brutal aftermath, because they had no idea of what they’re doing

+ I an eyepatch would be a bit unpractical for the successful eye

Headcanon

My guy

🫵You get it 🫵

This is exactly what I wanted to hint towards

Euclid was completely against of Scalene trying to mutate her eyes (he loves his life guys 🥺)

So his initial plans was 2 attempts, if they fail they’ll find another way

But you see, when your wife is stubborn

You don’t really see what she’s up to

And can only hear that she did not agree to the initial plan

He was terrified when she started testing the 4th eye

I’m writing this and going to eep immediately after, wish me good dream horrors guys 😎

Thank you for your ask❤️ Hope everyone enjoyed a lil essay 🧐

[blorbocedes]

hi! i am relatively new-ish to f1 and i have a question about nico that i wondered if you might know the answer to. obviously i know his parents are finnish and german respectively, and he was raised mostly in monaco, but my question is -- did he ever really seem to consider monaco his home or special in any way while racing in f1? (like, obviously he was racing under the german flag, and *really* played up that aspect of it, but was monaco just another race to him? was it like "home part 2" or nothing beyond "hey that's my house lol" or ... you get the question.)

his nationality Thing™️ or whatever you want to call it is something i really find interesting (i guess also kind of relatable in a weird way) so any other info or sources on anything related to that in general, i'd also love to know! thanks so much (no pressure to answer, i just think you might be the best source on the topic haha.)

oh definitely. he considers Monaco his home race. obviously while he was racing under the German flag, in a German team, with a teammate claiming he's not German enough he couldn't say it but after he did

he calls it his home race here, and now winning monaco and his championship are the 2 most important races of his life (crazy cause he won monaco 3x. he's also won his "official" home race of hockenheim 😅). he also partied like crazy after winning monaco 13

and in 2022, sky does promo videos for each track/gp, nico did the one for monaco which was basically his love letter to monaco - which is ironic when you realize they already have a monegasque driving in f1 at the time 😭. this video always makes me a bit emotional 🥹

one of my fave nico youtube vids, where he explains the monaco gp track and how to master it while also driving his cycle through it - you can see his enthusiasm and pointing out his school and all the landmarks

and finally, when there was negotiations to remove monaco from the calendar because ykno present day f1 cars are too big for there to be much overtaking and being a prestigious crazy expensive race, nico himself knew that Prince Albert was involved in the negotiations to keep it. so yeah, he's very committed to the Monaco Grand Prix

I think something about nico's nationality that really struck with me is that ofc he speaks a lot of languages, his german doesn't really have a regional accent. he just sounds International, like seb's german is very much his home region where he grew up. Nico's a continental European. not belonging to any one place~

[emanation-aura]

Nahida currently has (one) secret agent. Wanderer, the unknown entity, who has the insanely cool ability of being able to fly and speed around, making him an intimidating aerial combatant. Apart from his combat capabilities, Wanderer is also a totally unknown entity thanks to his trauma-induced spree into erasing himself from the Irminsul and thus can go anywhere on the pretense of being someone else.

But. There are two types of secret missions Nahida wants done. One is the "please fight the Abyss Order and make their Heralds give up information" type of "die die DIE" mission. These are the type of missions Wanderer excels at.

The other is the "wine-dine-steal-something-of-mine" types. As the Wanderer, he should theoretically be excellent at this, but factoring in temperament, it is nearly impossible to make Wanderer play nice enough to seduce/socialise/steal anything.

So... who else could Nahida hire to cover the diplomatic infiltration missions? Someone who is not actively hostile to humanity (which is a very low bar, admittedly), who can travel freely in their spare time because they don't have anything better to do, who has high enough Clearance™️ to access all the diplomatic and social places Archons would want to know about...

The first answer is the Traveler. The second answer is Alhaitham.

"Ok, look, this is utter insanity," the Wanderer says, pointing at the (no longer?) Acting Grand Sage like he's an attraction at the zoo. "I'm supposed to be sharing a job with this guy?"

"This guy has a name," Lesser Lord Kusanali smiles benevolently. "It's Alhaitham, although call him by his preferred codename on missions."

"Vulture," Alhaitham drawls unenthusiastically. Lesser Lord Kusanali grins; he may sound unenthusiastic, but his Dendro Vision thrums in her presence and aligns with her aspects: knowledge, sagacity, puzzles, analysis, praxis. (Ok, maybe it also has to do with the pay rise she's giving him.) "Who is this...?"

"Just call me the Wanderer," the Wanderer says, the same time the Lesser Lord cheerfully chirps "Hat Guy."

"Wanderer is no good," Alhaitham points out quite reasonably, "it's a job, not a title. Same with Hat Guy. How am I supposed to tell you apart from everyone else who wears hats? Pick something else."

"Justify the existence of the Traveler," the Wanderer sneers.

Lesser Lord Kusanali silently points to a corner of the office with two chairs labelled "time-out corner". Both men fall silent.

"Both of you begin tomorrow," she speaks quickly, confident both can keep up. "I will keep a running list of things I need done, hm... here." She points at the holographic display on the wall, which currently lists "purchase the mythical 'Sea Ganoderma' from Inazuma" and "arrange meetings with other Archons to discuss jurisdictional issues". (Alhaitham thinks she is trying to sound too much like an administrative, executive leader— when she is a god, who has people to do this for her— ah, fuck, this person being him, of course.)

"Hat Guy, all combat missions are yours, and if we need to use... ahem, your special identity, then I will mark it down. Alhaitham, all diplomatic missions are yours, except when marked otherwise." Lesser Lord Kusanali puts her hands to her hips and smiles. "Any questions?"

"Hat Guy..." Alhaitham says, and oh shit, she is the Lord of Wisdom and can Hear His Brain Whirring, "the hat is distinguishable, at least. That's an Inazuma kasa hat worn by vagrants, and you have a strange accent. お前は本当に態度が悪いな, Ублюдок."*

She materialises a bar of soap in Wanderer's mouth before he can respond, but his rage is palpable, and it is clear he understood what Alhaitham said. Frankly, she is too interested to intervene, wanting to see what Alhaitham deduces about Wanderer's identity.

"Likely Inazuman by origin, given his hat and accent inflection, while also understanding Snezhnayan. Very rare combination, isn't it?" Alhaitham doesn't smile, exactly, at the squirming Wanderer, but he is gloating in his own way. "The Fatui Harbingers are missing an Inazuman for their roster, actually, and we know they like recruiting a couple from each region (under his breath, confirmed placements are Fair Lady to Mondstadt, Regrator to Liyue, Doctor to Sumeru, the Marionette to Fontaine, the Captain to Natlan, with the rest unknown or native to Snezhnaya). And it is said that they've been missing a Sixth for a couple centuries, have they not?"

"So, in conclusion, this... Hat Guy is the former Sixth Harbinger that either was fired, escaped, or rebelled. You've defected to the side of the Archons by joining Lesser Lord Kusanali."

It is indeed Haravatat that sniffs him out, Nahida thinks with amazement. She removes the bar of soap from Wanderer's mouth, which causes him to unleash a litany of curses in all four languages he knows (Common, Sumerian, Inazuman, Snezhnayan, with some Seirai Dialect thrown in for fun). Perhaps out of respect for her, though, he does not attempt to immediately throttle Alhaitham. Nahida takes it as a win.

"Well, this has been a productive first meeting for you two! I look forward to working with you guys in the future."

Lesser Lord Kusanali smiles benevolently. And the rest, while not history, will eventually sort itself out.

*Japanese: roughly "You have an attitude problem", and Russian: "you little bitch". I do not speak these languages, so native speakers feel free to interject.

[Fatui Harbinger nation-of-origin ideas are not to be taken as canon]

[hyperfixation-goes-brrr]

Commentary(™️): episode 10

He needs to earn more money for the baby they're expecting 😭😭😭

Lily: "Can't wait to meet a new family member" (He sees himself as part of the family; I'm gonna fuckin lose it)

Okay, but like... what do the fuckin fairy wings have to do with Leo or Virgo???

Also, other than, maybe, like the gold accents, there isn't really much that symbolizes Leo

Jellal just turned into fuckin Gray; what the fuck?? 😭

Freed: "Inside it (he enchantment he just casted), you can't use ice magic" / Gray, a fuckin devil slayer: "Bet, bitch"

I don't know how to explain it, but I'm just having Feelings(™️) about Gray's guild mark turning white when he activates his demon slayer magic, rather than just kinda blending in with the rest of the black

Freed, fighting a devil slayer: *turns into a FUCKIN DEMON* (boy, I thought you were the smart one 😭😭😭)

I hope they revisit this fight at some point, cause Gray punching the fuck out of Freed low-key kinda feels like he lost control

Okay, no, but the way he defeated Bickslow and Evergreen was literally so fuckin funny 😂

Levy: "If you mean to hurt Gajeel any further, then you'll have to go through me, Natsu" (I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE FUCKIN CRYING)

HE DOESN'T WANT HER TO FIGHT, CAUSE HE'S WORRIED SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THE BABY; I'M GONNA FUCKIN LOSE IT

Homeboy was really goin straight to the FUCKIN STOMACH

Natsu, finding out Levy's pregnant: Whose kid is it? Mine? (Does... Does this canonize him not knowing where babies come from?? 😭😭😭)

MasterList

[abitchnamedtia]

Fluff relationship headcanons with Merle

Infos : gn!reader

Warnings: none ig ?

I don't justify any of Merle's behavior, it's just fiction !

And I'm really bad to "write accents" if it makes sense. So just imagine the dialogue with him with his accent.

@dixonsgirl93 I did it eheh thank you for giving me the motivation to write ! <33

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- You and Merle probably met at a bar. He's the very loud guy that tries to have his way with every person he wants to. He'd approach you kinda in the worst way possible but with his usual grin, you couldn't resist.

- He's not a bad guy, just not very refined in his compliments. "Sugar tits" "cute ass" "baby / baby girl/boy" etc are his favorite.

- Speaking of petnames, he loves it. He'll never call you by your name. Always "baby" or "darling". That can be annoying, when he does it to mess with you, but it's mostly adorable.

- He's the protective boyfriend™️. Always an eye on you, always ready to punch anyone who would mess with you or looking too much at you.

- You're his, and everyone must know it. If someone doesn't know, he'll think about it as a badly done job and would fix it by kissing you passionately.

- VERY TOUCHY. His first love language is physical touch. He always have a hand on you. Your hips, your ass,... Don't care. Marle always have the urge to touch you. He's also big on you sitting on his lap. He even acts offended if you prefer to sit on a chair.

- Don't let you do things. Not in a bad way though. But he's the one who pays for everything, who open the door, etc... He was raised like that. Even if it can annoy you sometimes, you understand that he does it to please you so you gladly let him do it for you.

- His view of love was not very healthy before he met you. He definitely was not the one to say the scare 3 words first. Before you, he thought that it meant being weak, and still kinda does.

But one day, you were both cuddling on his bed. No sex, which is rare, just a gentle moment between you two. He looked at you with so much love in his eyes.

"It's nice to have ya here..."

"I'm always at your house Merle", you responded with a chuckle

"Nah 'mean... In my life an' all ya know..", now he was starting to get flustered. He can say the dirtiest things with a straight face, but couldn't get open about his feelings without mumbling and blushing with shame.

"I know what you mean. I love you Merle"

You just smiled at him and put your head on his chest. It wasn't the first time that you've told him that you love him, and you knew that he loved you too back, he didn't needed to say it. You feel him kiss your hair and taking a deep breath.

" 'love ya too...", He mumbled.

He finally said it. You won't tease him about it yet, just enjoying this rare moment of peace with him.

[twistedlovelines]

I'm here to feed the brainrot.

what about getting matching sets/themes with boys that already paint their nails?

In my head Lilia, Cater, Vil, Neige, Chenya and kalim already paint their nails (kalim wanted to match with his band mates)

Leona, Riddle, Azul, Silver and Rook paint theirs if there's a special occasion (Leona hates it but he's royalty so he has to keep up looks)

Ruggie, Idia, Trey, Deuce, Floyd, Jade and Jamil have experimented in the past with plain looks but ended up not liking nail polish because of how easy it chips ( Ruggie, Jamil, Jade and Trey due to work, Idia is a nail biter and Deuce and Floyd fight with their hands hands)

Ace and Epel are victims of toxic masculinity™️ 😔

Sebek get his nails to match Malmal

Malleus has black nails naturally so colouring them can be difficult

Jack doesn't like painting his nails because the way it reacts with his unique magic causes the paint to retract into his paw. Someone introduce him to coloured french tips asap.

(can I be 🔱 anon?)

YESSSSS U SEE THE VISION , , ,

tbh getting matching sets with the boys/getting their card suits on an accent nail (for the heartslabyul boys) would be so CUTE , , , there was a trend ab getting ur bf's tip as ur nail color and lowk. i think itd be so fun to do with them (french tip style, with their signature color as the accents) <333

yeah no i dont think rook/leona would paint their nails unless necessary LOL. rook bc the scent of nail polish is so strong and lingers even once a day has passed, and leona bc the scent makes him want to gag. i feel like silver would gladly has his done more often if ur offering to do them, though. he's just too sleepy to do them himself most of the time sdjk.

hm...jade does work but he's wearing gloves most of the time so i dont think he'd mind if you brought it up tbh? jamil might do them more often if you promise to do them on a weekly basis (since as long as u have a good base/topcoat, nails shouldn't chip too soon). i'm sure there's a magical topcoat/basecoat that prevents chipping, too!

ace and epel....unfortunate. however u can bait ace into doing it if u do deuce's (which would result in him bragging and egging on ace to do the same). he cannot stand deuce having so much of your time and attention in comparison to him its so stupid sdhbfj

malleus , ,, tbh you could do pretty iridescent colors, and so long as you have good quality nail polish, other solid colors should be able to show up fine on his nails!! i think he doesn't care as much about the color but seeing you put in so much focus and effort into his nails makes him feel a certain way , , ur putting ur claim on him, how could he say no?

OUGHHHHH ur right , , , gels would be a good solution for boys like jack/deuce who put their hands through more wear and tear, , , it would prevent chipping as well , ,, (however i do think doing deuce's nails on a daily basis is so cute and i think having a dremel near his hands would scare him a bit oIHSDOFHSD). plus gels/acrylics aren't super great for ur nails but we'll ignore it and assume a magical alternative doesn't cause damage LOL.

and yes you can be 🔱 anon <3

[fandomfluffandfuck]

lazy drunk, thinking of chris just sending seb the sluttiest lil tit pics, beggin to get them sucked and fucked and made so sensitive…maybe I’m projecting, but it’s so much fun!!

Listen-

I have had this idea in the back of my mind for literal years at this point that I think of as the "rowdy Evans cumming" pile of ideas. That this idea fits perfectly into. Allow me to explain:

I've never been able to articulate the "rowdy Evans cumming" ideas fully (because they short circuit my brain to the point that what comes out is just feral nonsense), but, basically, it's born from the idea of Chris after he's been back in Boston for a while, reacclamating to his environment, off from work, and allowed to get drunk and party a little and eat horribly greasy food but good food. He is having a good™️ time. Plus, he's incognito in order to not get swamped when he goes out, living his life, so... as a bit of a disguise, Chris is letting his hair get longer, he's letting his beard grow, only trimming it when he has to, never shaving it though, so it's nice and thick. His body is thicker, too. That drinking, hangover food, and workouts for ridding himself of his extra energy add up to him being big. Thick.

I'm picturing--

That Chris.

He's in his home city, and he's feeling loose and relaxed, and I would bet money that when he gets that way, he gets loud, and his accent comes out when he starts getting horny.

And you know... it just so happens that beer tends to bring out the horny side of Chris, plus the drunker he is, the more that accent comes out...

So, when he's in the mood and relaxed and loose, he's reckless with it. Words fall out of his mouth so easily. Naughty jokes and innuendos for anyone nearby and whispered lines of filth into his partner's ear (or one-liners blowing up his partner's cell if they're not together in person). His lips always turned up into a lazy, charming grin that speaks of all those dirty thoughts firing through his head. He's only quiet when other people are within earshot. Otherwise, he's loud. He sounds like he's talking someone up for a fucking sports game, not talking someone through taking his dick. He can't help but spread out, too. He takes up space. Leaning back and letting his legs fall open. His hands wrapped around his beer bottle in a lewd way. He will be unstoppably handsy when his partner is within arms reach. And, of course, his eyes. They get darker and darker, more and more heavily lidded until whoever he sets his eyes on, his partner, might burst into flames from just a look.

He's a fucking smoke show.

So. Yes. This Evans is the fucking Evans that does that. The Evans that sends unsolicited (but extremely welcomed) tit pics to Sebastian when drunk in his home city.

Imagine, if you will, Chris being unable to take it anymore. He's hot to the core, and he needs to blow off steam. He has to. Now. So, he's half out the door, about to leave the party to go home and have a party of one (or two, if he can get Sebastian on the phone 👀). But, inspiration strikes before he's really left...

Chris heads to the bathroom.

Every step closer to privacy leaves him more excited for his plans. He feels reckless. He feels like he should get arrested for public indecency. Thank God, everyone else around him is just as tipsy, at least. No one is paying attention to his flush or the way he's a little too hyped to go to the bathroom. Good.

Good.

Chris slips inside the bathroom. Alone. He instantly recognizes that there's a mirror with bright lights around it. Perfect.

Without waiting for anything, Chris locks the door and loosens his belt. He leaves the red, worn strap rest loose around his hips. His dark blue jeans slide down a little, exposing more of his overheated skin. He doesn't give a shit about that, though. He's too interested in untucking his undershirt--a tight, white tank top--from his pants. He lets his flannel shirt stay open, framing his torso, and pulls his undershirt up more. Higher. He tugs and tugs, roughing himself up, until he can grab the hem of the shirt between his teeth because he needs his hands for other activities...

In the mirror, Chris finds himself so flushed from alcohol (and being on the edge, feeling himself) that his hairy chest is pink, not just his face. He heaves in a breath and sighs it out, letting his hands travel up to cup his exposed pecs. Massaging the thick muscle and soft skin overlaid with fuzz. His fingers zero in on his nipples, pinching and twisting them, letting the sparks of pleasure shoot down to pool in his gut and it feeling fucking good as hell, but really, he's playing with himself for the sake of someone other than himself...

Sebastian.

Chris groans a little around the mouthful of fabric he's got, just from picturing his partner. God, he's pretty. Chris can see his face plain as day in his mind's eye. He can see his face when he crumbles in pleasure, wanting him so bad. And, fuck, yeah, he'd fucking love this--he will love this.

Chris gropes himself juuuust a little more, going a little harder, breathing heavier, wetting the fabric of his tank top in his mouth. Making sure his nipples are a little puffy, nice and red, and a lot hard.

He can't wait until he gets home to execute this idea. He needs to do this now. He has to. So he's gonna.

He's gonna--

Chris grabs his phone.

And with heavily lidded, hungry eyes, he holds his phone up to the mirror, capturing himself in an impressively filthy photograph. His baseball cap shadows his flushed face, but it doesn't obscure the lust in his eyes or the way the pink of his cheeks melts into his full beard. And he might have his teeth sunk into his own shirt, holding it up, but his mouth is still visible, too. It's not overshadowed. His upper lip is red and pushed forward, looking wet and swollen. Thanks to his mouthful, his chest is on full display. The open flannel does nothing to hide his tits. His other hand is resting on the edge of the counter to keep himself steady when the world is fuzzy in tipsy and lustful feelings. He's leaning on his hand. Leaning forward. Sticking his chest out. Showing off his tits. (And more, too, his jeans are still riding low on his hips, showing off his treasure trail, Adonis belt, and the ink he has down there.)

His tits.

God, he sees what Seb means when he says that when he looks like this.

His nipples are swollen and peaked with attention. Eager for more. His body hair does nothing to lessen the curves of his chest. His tattoos do nothing but call attention to the full shape. And his pendant necklace dangling between his tits doesn't help either. Not at all.

All he can think about is that necklace hanging in Sebastian's face as he fucks him, or, shit, about Sebastian painting his necklace in cum. Dirtying him up.

Chris snaps a flurry of photos.

Hopefully not all of them are blurry but they might be because he fucking misses Seb's mouth on him--on his nipples and sucking wet kisses to the underside of his pecs--with such intensity that he's shaking a little. He misses Seb's wet, hard dick between his tits, too. He wants him to fuck them again. Slide right in between them and have Chris to hold them together tight and go to town. Losing himself in it. Painting Chris' chest and collarbones and open mouth. Please.

Chris realizes he's said that out loud, around the chunk of shirt between his teeth, slurring, "plllease."

Chris can't hold back anymore.

He sends every. fucking. photo. he took to Sebastian. One after another. He doesn't care if they're all shitty. He needs Sebastian to see what he does to him.

Please.

Chris drops his phone too hard onto the counter in favor of pushing a hand against his cock through his pants. His phone doesn't matter anymore. Chris buckles forward, curling around the pleasure with a groan. His stomach clenches. He's actively getting his shirt wet with drool. It feels so good. Better than it should when he's all alone. He-

"You better not be throwing up in there!" Someone's laughing voice booms, along with their fist on the door. Bang. Bang. Bang.

Chris has to-

Chris has to take a minute 😮‍💨

He might have to run his head under the tap. Cold water.

"'M not!" He answers finally, yelling back.

He's gonna fucking run his face under the water and he's gonna fucking call an Uber and he's gonna fucking get the fuck home.

On the counter, Chris' phone vibrates loudly, moving on the surface with the intensity.

Sebastian.

Chris has to pick up his phone (which is not cracked, fuck yeah), he has to get out of the fucking bathroom of his buddy's house and he has to get the fuck home.

Now.

"SWEETHEART!" Chris shouts over the chatter and music of the party, one hand over his other ear, trying to block out the noise as he stumbles out of the bathroom half a second after he remembered to pull his shirt down and half do his belt up. Public decency. Right.

Sebastian doesn't even make a word at him in response. He just makes a noise. Groaning and impatient and mind-blown.

Anyway-

Can you tell I'm unhealthily obsessed with Chris' chest?

[ikemenomegas]

do you have any favorite headcanons for omega kakashi? love your blog -3-

Cooking Kakashi (insert cooking mama ver kakashi icon... which is a game I would play the hell out of. I want him to like me so bad...)

I love that Kakashi can canonically cook very well and that he likes cooking for his loved ones. Even though the first of those people are no longer here, it brings him a lot of peace to cook for his Alpha.

He likes that he made something with his own two hands that contributes to the joy and health of his loved ones. It’s also an act of living that makes him feel more human and cooking tasty food for himself was one of the things he used to ground himself during his worst moments or when he was alone after missions (a good weapon needs to be able to at least function -> (eventually) I am a person and it's okay to enjoy things because I deserve it).

He was not originally much of an experimenter, but he learned enough about the basics that he was able to start improving upon recipes. His recipes are full of annotations because even though he's got a stellar memory, he's old enough he knows there's only so much space up there. However, half of these notes only make sense to himself. Good luck trying to replicate those dishes...

He's not much of a "collector", anti-clutter Kakashi

So his preferred method of receiving affection is not gift giving.

However, Cooking Kakashi™️ might accept a few things. Recipe books are a little hard because Kakashi has to be interested in more than just two or three things in the book. He typically prefers to decide on these himself. He likes to work through everything in the book and pick out his favorites. If you tell him you want to buy it for him though, he'll let you. A bookshop date, anyone?

The one thing he does love is the cooking supplies you buy him. High quality ceramics, one of a kind glassware, accent-like cups or bowls. If you're careful about only buying a piece here and a piece there, it doesn't build up clutter, and it becomes a nice special occasion kind of gift. Hot pot is not his most favorite meal ever but he loves the donabe you got him.

He also doesn't have a lot of spare nesting materials, but if you can talk him into letting you take him to a nesting supply shop, he'll usually buy something (because he thinks you think he needs more soft things, which makes him feel cared for but can also get overwhelming on occasion).

Overall though, quality time and some physical touch are his preferred ways of receiving affection.

Cat person who has dogs Kakashi

Kakashi shows up whenever he wants or perfectly on time, prefers only certain people and usually small gatherings or being alone (although being alone with his Person doesn't really count as company), has a lot of very, let's call them specific, habits, is incredibly particular about certain things... and is also something of a prankster.

In a way it's very funny because he's the pack leader of his ninken.

Very respectful but incredibly kinky Kakashi.

Consent is sexy and Kakashi is the sexiest because he's the kind of person who won't act without permission. He's also the kind of person who's almost too shy to even think of his Alpha in an explicit way. This isn't a purity thing. It's just a him being shy and feeling undeserving thing. Have to be careful because he's the kind of sub to say "you can do anything to me, I don't mind" and mean it, and part of a long term relationship with Kakashi is teaching him about his own boundaries.

I'm a big fan "yes he does wear that many layers" Kakashi

Part of it is a feeling of security. But it makes me wonder if he just tends to run cold for some reason. Bundle him up in blankets and feed him soup.

The hospital is very grateful for Kakashi's mate. He tends to run away less if his mate is allowed to either stay with him while he recovering and there's a few times where he's been very happy to get discharged home earlier because Tsunade knows someone responsible and capable of getting Kakashi to sit still while he's getting better.

Lazy Kakashi

Kakashi doesn't hate being a ninja. I get the sense that he thinks ninja are necessary in the world, and he's seen both the good and bad that shinobi missions can do. He doesn't hate it, but he's tired of it.

There's a difference between working hard because you have to and because you want to. I'm a huge fan of lazy Kakashi, no work Kakashi! he doesn't want to go on tiring missions anymore and he certainly didn't love being hokage! don't make him! Let him stay at home every day and do whatever he wants to do, let him spend all day in bed with you and a book and his puppies if he wants!

That said, he's been a shinobi so long, he would miss the athleticism if he ever had to leave, he likes being skilled. That's why he goes back to doing non-combat and teaching jobs after retiring. But he leaves plenty of space for well earned leisure time.

Hobby Husband Kakashi

He's used to having somewhat structured time, so sometimes he has trouble picking something to do on his day off. After the war, he also has to figure out how to fill additional hours since he doesn't stare at the memorial stone all the time.

He actually does like to just try new things. He's the type who naturally ends up pretty good at almost everything he tries though so there's not much he pursues more than one or two times. Once he settles in with his mate, he likes to do things with you. It's more fun and fulfilling than doing activities alone. His favorite hobby is reading though. Reading usually gives him an idea of what he might want to try next.

[llanternpool]

Hamilton Swim Team AU

George Washington – head swim coach (a.k.a the boss of the swim team) Coaching style: Strict yet kind

Thomas Jefferson–  Butterfly stroke swimmer (like Jefferon's debating style in Ham: the musical, you have to have exceptional technique to do it well. However, as attributed to Jefferson's relative ease at his Thing, is also naturally athletic (Diggs), so his swimming style isn’t difficult for Thomas Jefferson.)  He's on the competitive team and swam competitively throughout high school. Then he studied abroad at the uni Lafayette attended in France for two years.  When he got back to America, Thomas was invited to GWash’s swim team (as well as the college the swim team is hosted by). Thomas's family knows GWash. Are these related? I’ll let you decide.

Thomas's swimsuit :  a purple, moderately short Speedo with black accents.

The speedos Thomas buys are from premium swim shops that have inflated prices.

Fun facts:

His boyfriend is James Madison

Models in his free time

Used to have performance anxiety at swim meets and has social anxiety that he hides well publically

James Madison –  breaststroke style swimmer (breaststroke is a lower effort swimming style (like how James doesn’t speak up much during Cabinet Battles). That doesn't mean you can’t swim fast using breaststroke – if your technique is good you can (like how Madison very effective at his job when he needs to be because of his skill™️)

As always,  James is frequently sick. So, he has to sit out at competitive meets most of the time and cheers on Thomas usually.

James's swimsuit style: a standard length black speedo (the most common color) with light bluish-gray accents 

Fun facts: 

When he isn’t sick he swims very well

His boyfriend is Thomas Jefferson

Hamilton – Butterfly stroke swimmer (butterfly is objectively the hardest swimming style, you need excellent technique and innate ability to do it well). 

Hamilton is arguably the fastest and most technically skilled swimmer in the swim team. Obviously, he’s on the competitive team. 

Ham’s swimsuit: a relatively short green swimsuit with black accents (mans a little slutty)

Fun facts: Jefferson is the only one who is on the same level as Alex technique-wise at swimming

Burr – freestyle swimmer (it’s the most standard swimming style. That doesn’t mean you can’t be good at it, just that it’s the most standard one. )

Despite desperately wanting to be on the competitive team, everytime he just BARELY doesn’t make the cut (so he's in the non-competitive swim team). Are he and Ham together? Let me know /j but also /srs

If you guys want, I might include Laf, Hercules and John Laurens and/or the girls in this AU !

Please feel free to tag, comment, message me or leave asks on my page if you wanna talk about it!! I promise I’m friendly & would love to chat w/ u guys about it /gen :-)

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

Can we see more of your oc Aeshma? I have a carnal need 🫠

It took me years to develop this character and his lore. I first created him back in like 2013 when I started drafting Helpless. He started off as some psychotic side character in older versions of my work, but quickly became one of my favorites. He has a huge role in my series. He's so much more than an arrogant demon of chaos and war. I think Aeshma has the most depth out of all my characters. Plus, he's not bad to look at❤️‍🔥 unfortunately I don't have any of my first drawings of him, but I hope you're happy with what I do have.

Where he's from:

A Persian kingdom in the pit of wrath called Khadah. He leads a large army of vicious demons under Satan.

Some facts:

He's 7'4"

His accent is evident, but even more so when he's pissed off.

Speaks fluent Farsi and several other languages.

He pretends he isn't sentimental, but he very much is.

His blood is black.

Some of his 🚩

Extremely arrogant and cocky

Doesn't trust anyone

Pyromaniac and cannibalistic

LOVES to stir the pot and watch it boil

Thrives on chaos

Breaks spines first and asks questions later

Aggressively confrontational

Struggles with limited empathy towards humans and angels

Thinks dark chocolate tastes better than milk chocolate

Very stabby

Will hunt you for sport

Gets physically violent if you try to bring up his traumatic past

Some of his ✅

Surprisingly funny and witty. Very dry and dark sense of humor

Protective ™️ (maybe two or three people get to see this side)

Will always tell the truth no matter how blunt it is

Loves animals

Gives incredible hugs and always smells good. (When he's not covered in blood)

Wings, horns, scars and tattoos🫠and a tail🫠

Determined and intelligent

Gifted commander

Devoted and loyal to whoever he believes deserves it

He can reach the shelves you can't but he'll make you beg him

Will offer you a drink if he sees you're deeply troubled

It's easy to fluster him if you know what to say

[livealittleoc-cb]

"You ruined our world, now you suffer for it."

:･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.: Greyson Cox/ Zhao Xiao Dan

⋆｡°✩ Warlock, with high magic pool, Specializes in Fire Breathing

⋆｡°✩ Can’t create fire but can control it, ingest it && touch it

⋆｡°✩ Is a male entertainer in two separate private clubs [one in Astria && one in the human realm]

⋆｡°✩ Collage drop out went straight to working at a bookstore [met && worked with Jooheon], does singing on the side [not fot money, just fun], works as a piercer at Joo's shop

⋆｡°✩ Is a descendent of dragon warriors [since dragons have been hidden away && put into an area for them to not go extinct it will be really hard for Grey to know what dragon breed he is descendent of]

⋆｡°✩ Has a Leopard Gecko named Sandy, a Komodo Dragon named Bradley && a Chinese Water Dragon named Evergreen

⋆｡°✩ From Ashos, the human equivalent to Brisbane, Australia [Is mixed: Ashos/Australian [Dad] Loswait/Chinese [Mom]]

⋆｡°✩ He/Him | Gay, Polyamorous | 31 years old | 6/30 [Cancer] | 6’3”

⋆｡°✩ He is:

Stern

Hot headed

Seems uptight at first

Actually super laid back && fun

Funny™️

A bit scared of closeness but will open up in due time

Extras

⋆｡°✩ growing up he has been slightly embaressed by his Chinese upbringing, so only close people can call him by his Chinese name

⋆｡°✩ natural eye color: bright red with little specs of green

⋆｡°✩ eyes might change color: bright green [happy], dark red with swirls of green [anger], very light pastel green [sadness]

⋆｡°✩ grey smoke pours out of his nose && mouth along with fire coming out of his mouth, sometimes when angry

⋆｡°✩ has tan skin, tattoos all over his body [most given by Joo], has earrings, a hand piercing, a belly piercing, nipple piercings, left eyebrow piercing, ampallang piercing && back piercings, when he smiles he has prominent dimples, also has yellow && green dragon scales on his wrists && some spots of his chest && hips, tiny sharp canines

⋆｡°✩ likes: oranges, tangerines, vape pens, shoes, music, writing, books, songwriting, piercings, tattoos, cigarettes, brandy

⋆｡°✩ dislikes: people who mess with his loved ones, doesn't dislike many things but can be angered easily from time to time

⋆｡°✩ languages: english [aussie accent], chinese [mandarin && cantonese], a bit of spanish

NSFW

⋆｡°✩ hard or soft dom, doesn't sub easily; some of his kinks are body worshipping [giving && receiving], size kink, praise [giving && receiving], degradation [giving], shibari [giving && receiving], marking [giving && receiving], breeding [giving], toys, bdsm, hair pulling [giving && receiving], pain kink, impact play [giving], orgasm control [giving && receiving], choking [giving && receiving], forced submission [only when close!!], pet play [be his puppy~], oral [receiving && giving], spit play, has an oral fixation

⋆｡°✩ hard nos: feet, watersports, wasteplay

⋆｡°✩ he is open to most kinks, hard or soft

⋆｡°✩ he is willing to sub if he 1000% trusts you

⋆｡°✩ his eyes turn a deep green when arroused

⋆｡°✩ safe word: scales

⋆｡°✩ uses 🐉 on dash

Relationship Statuses

He is dating Skyler!!!

⋆｡°✩ at the shop && very tired

⋆｡°✩ happily dating [2/3-4] @evicted-oc Nir [tiny irishman 💚] [10.13.23], @multi-joong 💀 Mafia [short and sexy~ 🖤] [03.20.24] [need to double check…]; Mayhaps interested 🫣

⋆｡°✩ happily dating Skyler [tiny angel 😇] [him && sky will be taking ONE more partner]

⋆｡°✩ friends: Jooheon [his ride or die && honeybee 💞]

⋆｡°✩ children: Jay [child he used to babysit 🙄]

⋆｡°✩ family:

Tags:

⋆｡°✩ realtionship tag(s): #🤎❤️‍🔥nirgrey [tiny baby ship tag], 🤎💛❤️‍🔥nirjoogrey [throuple ship tag], #☕️🫘espresso bean [tiny baby ship tag]

⋆｡°✩ friend tag(s):

⋆｡°✩ music tag(s): #🎶greyson music [greyson music inspo], #🎼character music [all character music inspo]

⋆｡°✩ inspo tag(s):

⋆｡°✩ other tag(s): #🐉greyson.txt [greyson text/interactions]

faceclaim: @/dprian on ig

[rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos]

Hi, thanks for answering my ask, If it's not too hard can you tell me your race head canons for all the Mercs?

You're the best.

Engie: BLACK. He is not white. no. no don't look at the game. or the comics. or anything else related to engineer tf2. you cannot see that man at night. he's too much of a southern-black-mother-haver to be white. who cares about his dad, his MOM was BLACK. Polite, mildly violent when he needs to be, intelligent? His momma not white you can't change me.

Soldier: Native/Black. Mother Inuit and father African, OG last name Domoraud, got shortened to Doe through Immigration; OG first name was Amaqjuaq, but his parents had to choose a name on the spot. He has many identity issues, don't ask. Never takes off his helmet 'cause he doesn't like his monolids.Very touchy about the subject of race because where he lived was probably nearly as bad as Texas in terms of racism, feels he needs to devote every waking second to America or else he doesn't belong there. Yeah. He needs a bit of help. Has a weird accent but he hides it pretty well. Wow I rambled there...

Spy: Black/asian. Wow I really just dipped Tf2 into charcoal, didn't I? Didn't realize how many of them I Poc-ified until I put it down on paper. His mom was an asian woman, very stern, but she had a soft spot for her gender-weird kid. Dad was a black man, sweetheart, but he wasn't good at caring for people. Mother was a ballet star and taught him, he fucking mastered it. Broke his hip and disabled himself for life, but mastered it. Somehow he dramatizes it even more that it already was, and what actually happened was already halfway out a soap opera.

Sniper: Native. Māroi biological and Aboriginal Aussie Adoptive. He's Native on top of Native. Family spoke Antakarinya at home and he taught himself Māroi. Like Soldier, he has identity issues because languages and cultures get jumbled up in his head sometimes. Hates getting told he can't participate in Aboriginal activities because he isn't actually related to his parents. "BITCH? I WAS RAISED DOING THIS SHIT?" Is very passionate about his culture, especially his Antakarinya, because that is a language two breaths from death.

Scout: Black/white. LIGHTSKIN. CHEERIO-LOOKIN' MOTHERFUCKER. LITTLE E-FUCK-FEMBOY ASS. Soon as he pull out that fried chicken he's in a chick's panties. No explanation because you don't need one.

Pyro: Black. Heavy Nigerian accent, even when their speech isn't muffled people can barely understand them at times. Doesn't have the best english pronunciation, but their voice is jacked up anyways, so it doesn't matter. Fluent in American and British ASL despite this. Big person, bigger heart. 6'7'' 265 LB person with a voice deep enough to hit the Earth's core skipping around in Kidcore Aesthetic™️ and putting stickers on everything.

Demo: Black. we all know buddy. Although I feel like the Scottish are so on a different plane of being that they should be their own race. Black/Scottish. Very smart and has multiple degrees in chemistry and he drinks so much his blood has turned into pure alcohol. Scottish behavior. He wears kilts often, but sadly wears pants under his most times because they're. yknow. on a battle ground. But I think it's a shame. Can you tell I am getting tired.

Medic: I don't fuckin know. German. His race is Germany. The whole country. You ask him his race because his skin is very swarthy so you can't tell whether he's a really tan white guy or a weirdly light black guy. He's a pacific islander/white mix, but he actually barely knows. He'll remember his mother was Polynesian and go Oh. I forgor [Insert skull emoji and a facebook minion meme about mortality}.

Heavy: Black/white mix. He got his mother's beauty marks and his dad's bulkiness. Weird genes, very light but he has very pronounced black facial features. Big nose, big lips, high cheekbones. He gets asked if he's albino more than you would think. People actually don't expect him to have such a heavy Siberian accent because you expect white Vodka twink or white vodka dad that sneezes real fucking hard to have that much of a accent, not the guy that looks like he came out of a Nella Larsen book.

OH MY FUCK I'M DONE.

[partyinthemysterymachine]

James voice: literally the most morose and numbed voice. He mumbles a lot, except for when he's angry

Harry: Paternal, deep, slight accent (?), kind. Generally loud.

That's how I hear the GOOMT boys! ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

🥺🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏😭😭😭🙏🙏💖💖💖💖

U ARE SOOO ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, ANON!! that's them: that's my boys 🥺🙏💖

i know i've described it in GOOMT before, but James has a voice that's kept, at the most, neutrally monotone; his pitch is quite average, tho because of his Sad Wet Boye Mumbling™️, he tends to sound a little deeper. James doesn't have an accent, tho i guess, his voice kind of comes across as a cold, but gentle wind - not exactly a breeze, but a wind - if a wind could have a voice. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i dunno. if that makes any sense, LOL

while Harry, on the other hand (my most darling and ridiculous and ridiculously stupid Harry <3), ab-solute-ly DOES have that deep, paternal voice, which one should definitely expect to pair ever-so-nicely with that lively and rich, booming laugh that he has :) that man doesn't quiiiiite speak in a full baritone, but his laugh certainly rings out in one; and as for an accent, well.. yeah :)c yeah, he does. ;)c! it's slight!! -- because, for whatever reason, there was a time where he tried to get rid of it!! (.. the poor bastard :( but, honestly; Harry, my dude..) -- but it's there.

now what region that accent is from, or what STATE that accent originates from..... well. it's a mystery :) isn't it ;))?? (.. unless u go ahead and try tag spelunking thru my blog and try to uncover what i've already mentioned myself somewhere along the lines (THO IF ANY OF U ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS, MIND UR BIZ AND KEEP IT TO URSELF!!!! LOL (hehe, u know i luv uuuu~)), then...... have at it!! >:3cccc!!!!

enjooyyyyy....~

(and tysm for sending in this ask!! i'm so delighted to hear what my boys end up sounding like to u, the readers, so... NICE, LOL!)

[blueiight]

Now why does Daniel still have what seems to be a scar from Louis attacking him and tearing his flesh? I say seems because we only have the recording which sounds like an attack but we truly do not know what happened. By then Louis should know how to cover his tracks by using his blood to heal the wound. Or if Armand was there, he could also heal it.

And in the same thread side eyeing Lestat for leaving Antoinette with fang marks

Also does it not work on vampires because Louis left fang marks on Lestat as we can see on episode 6

I personally think that's one of the things Louis doesn't remember properly or is lying about (selling a narrative about hate sex and violent behaviour on his part to show us he didn't just jump on Lestat's dick) because Lestat is 150+

How does he have fang marks and all those bruises? Shouldn't they heal immediately? Did Louis drain him?

well im pretty sure the end of the first 1973 interview followed the original iwtv novel where daniel asks louis to turn him & louis gets furious at daniel for ‘missing the point’ & drains him near to death. if u listen to the tapes u hear some of these lines word for word in the show.

[insert a “this, after all i told u, is what u ask for, boy?!” screenshot cuz i love louis accent in that moment]

as for why louis never healed daniel’s bite mark i took it as him also wanting to leave daniel with a marker of the horror he encountered, the creature that is The Vampire™️ is. how much recollection could a seriously intoxicated 20 year old possess otherwise, but u cant forget when a reminder of the vampire was embedded into daniel’s flesh. it is undeniable physical proof. but i feel armand too would be much in agreement with that, seeing no reason to heal daniel’s bitemark. bc part of what makes daniel appealing to armand is the fact that he is so painfully mortal. turning daniel had serious repercussions for the dynamic of their relationship [& in showverse, could very well be a taboo to the vampire g code as i jokingly dub it. ur not supposed to give the dark gift to ppl who r ‘crippled’ & someone who ‘cannot survive on their own’ n i wonder if daniel dying of a neurodegenerative disease would be included in any of these qualifiers to vampires? certainly adds to why armand was appalled here. we already outcasts in vampiredom bae, chill—]

& do recall lestat bit louis when he was human, and the bite mark lingered bc lestat wanted louis to remember him and vampires do drink off eachother [even in showverse u have louis drinking from armand]. i think leaving the mark does suggest a sort of purpose/flair to a vampire’s art. & idt theres anything too transparently contradictory to how louis remembers the hatesex scene in ep6? do recall lestat was badgering louis for 6 years, trying to reenter his life after beating him, and lestat put antoinette on their song bc he knew that it would rile louis up. its hilarious that hes like 6 years & u think a songs gone get a rise out of me? tryna sell it that hes not unaffected but he is extremely affected. he hated lestat and yet still loved him enough to go wade thru a filthy body of water & ride his dck. one of my mutuals said 2022 iwtv sells like a vaudeville act but lestat is the ‘straight man’ in louis narrrative and this is definitely one of those moments where that shows. i think lestat left the marks louis left on his body [& the fact that claudia is there to see them attests to their viability?] so he could re enter louis & claudia’s lives by selling his vulnerability, alluding to the violation that was his turning. see, i was at least nice enough to make an honest woman out of u, back in my day, vampires would lock u in shitholes w ur dying lookalikes& make u—

[twooboomoomoo]

hello love i'm here to bother you <3 tell me thinks about jeice/regna. even silly or lovey little headcanons if that's easier for you

Hello!!! <3 I will provide headcanons with just enough context to get by.

- Neither of them technically asked the other out, but Jeice is the first to call Regna his 'boyfreind'. It takes three business days for Regna to function again after hearing that.

- They do a lot of talking through scouters. Regna was able to tamper with Jeice's enough that so their calls can't be traced, so they just kinda spend 'nights' talking to eachother.

- Regna thinks is cute how excited Jeice gets over basically anything. He'll tell Regna about old missions and memories he has about the rest of the Force. Even if he sometimes tweaks the stories just a little (Regna knows when he's lying. He's not a good liar, but he thinks it's cute). In turn Regna tells him about life on Bouquātia, the different flowers that grow there, festivals, etc.

- So no context to avoid this getting long, there's a huge city place thing in the center of Hell that's like a no-fire truce zone. Kinda like Conton City but in Hell. Jeice and Regna normally spend the day there when they get time to go on dates. They most often get lunch together: if Regna has it his way they go get noodles, if Jeice gets his way they go get burgers and ice cream.

- Jeice let's Regna brush his hair when they have the time. It's a pain to brush but Regna likes it. Regna lets Jeice do the same, and he's surprisingly good at braiding hair.

- Another long story made short, their first meeting ended with them battling via Rock Paper Scissors. They have been enamored with each other since.

- Since Regna hadn't been in a 'relationship' for like 32 years, his only two wingmen are an old Namekian who has legit no idea what dating is, and a half feral Saiyan who they found on the side of the road pretty much. Needless to say Regna doesn't often initiate dates early in the relationship.

- Jeice on the other hand is very much used to dating people, being a Pretty Boy ™️ and all that. But because I make the rules around here, Regna gets to be Different and Special.

- Regna is a little spoon. I still like the idea of him having to wrap his horns in pool noodles, it's canon. They take turns sleeping on top of eachother in the world's worst pile. He also sleeps in a lot, and gets mad when Jeice wakes up at like 5am to get ready for 6am workouts (that hour is spent brushing his hair).

- Jeice likes how deep Regna's voice is (maybe not 'deep', idk how else to describe it, but like if Regna whispers close enough to Jeice he can feel his voice in his throat. He thinks it's very cute, gets him every time). Regna's voice also gets slightly raspy (is that the word? Rough? He's a smoker so whatever makes sense) when he speaks deep enough. And when Regna speaks in his native language it's cute. He could literally be telling Jeice to die and he'd still find it attractive.

- Regna has to fight to understand half the shit Jeice says. Not a day goes by where Regna doesn't think about his dumb accent. He doesn't think it's cute why would it be cute?

- They compliment eachother on moves and techniques while fighting. It's cute to them, borderline annoying to most onlookers (Periwinkle makes fun of Regna after most fights. "You don't complement me when I fight". They argue like a married couple but that's besides the point)