#so i gues im not one to talk

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

only good thing abt the vous situation is that it lets me experience tecteun calling 13 the child that im 100% convinced she actually would bc shes the only one who uses tu for her

[flyingspicerack]

click here to get a virus

[nightfallsystem]

u guys ever think about killing urself for everyone elses sake.

just so people wont have to go thru the annoyance of talking to me or the disgust of seeing my face so they can be happier by talking to their other friends instead of me so they dont have to deal with my actual fucking stupidity

[animalinvestigator]

dark spore kids

[ineffablelvrs]

a girl who i talk to sometimes asked me abt shadow and bone/six of crows today and oh boy she did not know what she was signing herself up tom she asked specifically abt the overall of the plot, and what books is it based on and i rambled in the speed of light for like 10 minutes good for her that she didn't ask abt characters and relationships bc id have never shut up

[geffenrecords]

ultimately i guess i feel a little better bc the guys who hated me also hated these 2 other ppl they were friends with but they dont actually have any excuses for them like they did me...they justreally hated them for being annoying..n we told the people and they couldnt even admit it to them and theres no defense for these ones. skull emoji lol.

[jarvis-cockhead]

spotify stop being fucking dumb about small artist pages challenge

[thecherrygod]

i told this guy what i dreamt about last night, bc once we had conversations about dreams and i told him id tell him the next one i have, and we are psychology students who happen to be dumbasses so he asked me if i thought i could interpret it bc of all the stuff that happened in it and i thought he was joking and i went “well its possible haha”. he asked me if i was comfortable doing so and telling him what i thought, but if i wasnt i could like. not tell him. my guy you have to tell me how much you actually wanna know about me as a person first

[theflavorpurple]

"Rodimus lied... But so did I"

saw transformers one today and decided to finish this long ass overdue echo garden fanart so don't flame me it's been TOO long since i've drew rodimus and this is my first and last time drawing tfp soundwave ever.

i dont think you gues understand how this song has had me in a chokehold over the past year bc an amazing editor made a echo garden edit to them with this song- now its my personal anthem for them and everytime i read the fic i have it on repeat- i feel like the lyrics could go both ways with their emotionally unstable asses, this was mostly to focus on the fact rodimus is starting to feel something for soundwave he hasnt felt in a long time but hes in denial (at first).

ik im literally insane so thank you for listening to my ted talk :)

based on "The Echo Garden" by @altraviolet on ao3

[skeletinmoss]

Ok so many people seemed interested in the lore for my day 2 prinxiety week drawing. So here I am talking about it.

Virgil does not have a mask. He's a well known villain and a very influential figure. He has a couple of minions under his wings and under his control. If he is gone there's no one stopping them from causing damage to the city, that's why no one could actually arrest Virgil for more than a couple of days.

Roman is actually Virgil's childhood friend and sometimes he gets kidnapped when V wants to hang out. Roman is also a superhero, but Virgil doesn't know that.

So here's where it gets spicy. They sleep with each other on occasion. The lore is that Virgil has a crush on his childhood friend, but in line with his morals ( his desire to protect the people he loves) he thinks of himself as the bad guy so he is not allowing himself to touch Roman. A Hero, however, is another story, so they screw around a lot, and tease each other on that matter. Roman also has a crush on Virgil and he was waiting for his chance to tap it for a while.

Other sides are V's minions. Little group of misfits he keeps in control:

So Patton is the "I think im the good guy" crazy man with a power to make feromones. He calls it love, but objectively it's lust. He's hero debut didn't go as planned. (decided to draw him with his special cookies for this one)

Logan is the "Anything for science but you got me out of jail so i gues I'll trust your imput" guy. Got in jail for breaking and entering into various labs.

Janus is the "You will keep me safe i will do pretty much anything to stay in your favor". Tells a different story about what he did to need V's protection.

Remus is the "I just want chaos but you are stronger than me and if i cross a line you put me in time out which is boring so i guess ill listen when you say no". Just a natural menace

[seriousbrat]

im asking this because you made a james one but can you make a jily meta if you have time🙈🙈

Anon I'm sorry for the delay in replying, I was thinking it through!! But it's nice to have something positive to talk about haha.

The loves of my life tbh. I really really like jily even though I think my snapeishness means I'm not as involved in mainstream jily fandom. I mean enemies to lovers always has its appeal and to me james and lily are a realistic, imperfect- but all the more compelling for it- appealing dynamic.

Obviously we don't get to see a lot of their actual relationship in canon, but I think that's why it's so fun to fill in the blanks. Personally I think it's pretty normal that they were drawn to each other and ended up in a relationship from what we know- they're both pretty big personalities, intelligent and charming and brave, they have similar goals and beliefs about the world, there was attraction early on (obviously in james's case, more or less confirmed by jkr in lily's- and b4 anyone starts in on lily for being attracted to him that's not something one can control, and she probs wasn't aware anyway).

Lily basically hated his guts, with good reason, so to go from that to dating there had to be a pretty big shift in both james and in their relationship (and likely lily too, or that's my belief). Honestly what I think is that in their final years at Hogwarts, the encroaching war brought on this new seriousness, and as lines were more clearly drawn in the sand it became obvious that lily and the marauders were on the same side of it. Things like sports, popularity, rivalries cease to matter in the face of a life-or-death conflict, you're forced to grow up and deal with it, and while for Severus this brought out the worst in him, for James it brought out the best.

People talk about James changing but I think a post SWM-lily was also changing. She set a very clear boundary with Sev and I think that was an important character development moment for her. Again, the war was on the horizon, their priorities were becoming clear, and I see Lily as becoming more sure of herself and her beliefs, less tolerant of bullshit from those around her. James was becoming more circumspect, more open-minded, more responsible, so when lily and the marauders were thrown together in natural alliance the two of them were just at a point where they were compatible.

I don't think their relationship was perfect and idyllic and all that, that would be less interesting anyway. It was probably hard sometimes. One thing I love when fics explore is the class differences between James and Lily; not only is he pureblood while she's muggleborn, but he comes from wealth where she comes from a humble little working-class family in the mids. There was probably a lot of stuff James didn't understand about her life; I feel like he probably tried his best anyway. Lily probably felt intimidated or defensive about her own background at times.

I don't doubt that they argued; in fact they got off on it probably enjoyed arguing with each other, given their personalities. Both of them were intelligent, opinionated, had an arguing kink, fiery people. Like I don't think it was this exaggerated screaming match sort of thing but I'm sure they loved a healthy spirited debate which maybe got a little out of hand sometimes.

I have touched on this previously but I see James as deep down pretty insecure (who isnt in this world apart from sirius black) and I think initially he was probably pretty insecure about Lily too. I do see him regretting his previous behaviour and thinking he isn't good enough for her and that he's incredibly lucky to be with her. which is true and he should suffer. but I have an upcoming scene (lily's first time at the potters') where james is like "i feel like i'm not good enough for you" and lily's like "shut up i'm the one who's not good enough for you" and they're like "great. i guess we're not good enough for each other. sorted i guess." My point being James actively tried to be a better man, Lily saw that and admired it. because she's good and wonderful like that.

Idk I guess I see it kind of as a realistic, flawed, but ultimately loving relationship. I'm sure there was a lot of stuff they had to work on over the few years they got :( but I'm also sure they had a lot of fun together because to me they just seem really compatible in so many ways as humans.

My belief is that they got married quickly because of the war (I also believe this about frank and alice, even though i see them as older) but it's likely they would have ended up married anyway, or at least in a long term, healthy, happy relationship.

Also the pottermore entry about Vernon and Petunia is my absolute fave for many reasons (love the vertunia of it all ofc) but also the little snippet about jily is golden. The double date between vertunia and jily is perhaps one of my favourite scenes I've ever written haha it's just such a good moment, basically the only canon info we do get about while they were dating.

[redularium]

im being so honest here . i used to HATE truman. i used to DESPISE him with my whole HEART MIND SOUL BODY… i SEETHED with. splitsecond hatred and everything and would always skip cutscenes whenever he appeared on screen because i woUGH.

and then this one thing…. my best friend ever in the world came around…….. this one truman lunatic… [affectionately, half joke]

as soon as i started talking to it i like. just my whole WORLDview flipped upside down over time with truman . hes a cool guy i gues…. hes kinda silly and funky and stuff . he and hollis are so caring besties for each other ughhhhh,,,,,,,

[cowboy-robooty]

Lietpol or polliet?

Hey Bro. I know this is you 😍 Dont worry i LIKE IT (lutz ACTUALLY likes it) 😏😏 You know I appreciate when a mf sends some sugar in my inbox *taps my cheek* anyways. since ur new here..

**takes out megaphone and puts it against your ear**

POLLIET (and finswe) FOREVER.

AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER ABD EVER ABD EVER AND EVER AND EVERAR AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND ERVRA AND EEVR ABD EVER ABD EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER ABD AVER AND EVER AND EVER AHD EVER ABD EVER AND EVER AND EVER ABD EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER ABD EVER AND. FREAKING. GOSHDARNIT. EVER!!!!!!!!!

LIET SEME IS SO BRAINROT. IT IS SO TERMINALLY BRAINROT. IM NOT EVEN TROLLING RN LIKE THAT SHIT IS THE GODDAMN PLAGUE. *to that part in karkalicious* P TO THE L TO THE A G U E FUCKING PLAY-GUE ! dont even play rn okay boy. Liet is my second favorite hetalia character and I never talk abt polliet bc i cant handle fighting another war (the itager wars has taken years of my life) but omfg you will NEVER see liet seme on my blog ever in a million years. If i post poland ukeing for lithuania then that means i have been replaced by an evil twin and you need to ask wiener to ask me what our secret word is thats a safe code for if one of us is ever replaced by an evil twin. I will never draw finland ukeing for sweden too that is Brainrot. I could write more about why polliet is actually the lost 19th commandment, but I've already created a mini essay for something that could've been answered with like three words lol. Welcome to the robooty empire amiright! 😄

[crazyturtletree]

Okay so, i need advice. something happened to me yesterday that im still in shock about

TW.: talk about raping somebody, ignore if it triggers you. Your mental health matters

So, I was walking home from school and when i got down from the bus that is a few streets away from us three teenage boys started walking behind me. Im always very aware of my surrundings so i took out one of my earbuds. They were talking about probably a girl so disgustingly and some of the descriptors fit me (I did not know them. They where probably in highschool and older than me but i did not seen their faces.). I was already so disgusted, and one gone down from the sidewalk and the other two came after me and they where talking about quote: "What if we rape (probably) her." "I bet she would even enjoy it." But they did not follow me to my street so I gues they weren't talking about me but I'm still in shock and somehow feel guilty? Like for not being able to tak to that girl and warn her. I already told my mother and will start carrying my knife again. Do you guys have any advice how to deal with this? One girl from my school goes the same way home like those dudes and I already told her to have sometype of self defence tool on her.

Sorry for this, I may even delete this post after a while, I just can't really do anything about it and I need some advice

[baeddelicto]

MÆRA

(Older woman/boy(girl), v light gore, somno?, hypno?, idk i dint actually knw how to label writng mech?)

930 words

《Incubation in 3..2..1..》

*krxh* "Dont you fret hun, i know its daunting down there in that chamber but we're up here with sweaty palms too. Now the fluid is breathable and full of that sweet ambrosia so go ahead and take a breath, relax, and drift away" *khp*

She's right its always a crapshoot isnt it tryn sumthn new nd honestly this fluid hasnt even reached my mouth and i already feel better, less tense, floaty like a salt bath if it were the color and viscosity of dirty engine oil...

Smells sweet, ambrosia huh, hear goes... tastes sweet not that hard to move through my lungs actually, i wonder how lon....

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"Slipped right past hypnogogia... hope that ain't the case on the flipside. Lower the serum dosage 20%."

"Yessir, entering stage 3......stage 4..... cresting, begining reentry, stage 3"

"Drop another 20. Shit boy slow down. He lied to you Doc."

"It would seem so."

"0 drinks a day my ass."

"We've reached hypnopompia sir."

"Atonia?"

"Yessir!"

"Hot Dog!"

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Fuck, fuck why can't i talk? Shit somethings wrong w the fluid i cant move! What is-

"Hey sugar, im sure youre all worked up by now so im gonna remind you of earlier when i told you dont fret but um now im not gonna say that bc right now thats what you need. That fear got you real focused. And i need you to take that focus and push out. Focus on the edges of your vision and try to see past all that filth in that pit."

Oh its Jacinta...thats nice... i guess i should listen to her and do something other than freaking out. seems simple enough. Fuck i didnt think a dark room could spin this much. Dont hurl. No hurling. Pleass God. Wait how did Jacinta get in my-

Woah im outside.... That ridgeline its the Salspar Escarpment...

"There you go, Youre a natural kiddo! Now walk toward the escarpment keep your eyes on Salvor's Peak."

I can do that... heh mom always said i needed direction gues i got one. East by Southeast. Honestly one of the better directions westerly spring winds and the rings of Sarthis blaze violet in the afternoon sun. Oh fuck almost tripped that would have been embarassing Jacinta would hav- Why do my feet look so weird and my legs i look lik afucking bug! FUCK oh god wheres my dick?! Wheres my SkIN! FUCKFUKfuckFug I cant feel anything why didnt my knees hurt when i fall? My hands are tearing into my thighs but i cant feel it FUck im bleeding fuCk its everywhr fuck i-

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"heyy kid how ya feeln?"

Jacinta whispers to me as she lightly brushes the hair out of my face. Her weight was flushing the mattress so that the side of my hip was pressed into hers. She clasps her hand to my brow then traces the half moon of my face to my cheek. Her raven hair glows a deep amber in the evening light streaming in from the window. She gave a crooked smile.

"You're burnin up bud. We gotta get some fluids in you..." She turns to a small table behind her, a messy plait spills over her shoulder and swishes over the small of her back. The rattle of paper on board heralds

"Petragua or citralyte?"

I nod to the petragua and she replaces the other and proffers my mouth a straw. She gazes down at me warmly as i suck down the plum-apricot-chem slurry. The infusion perks me up a bit.

"Alright now don't drain it dry. Don't want it coming back up all over my vest." She pulls it from my lips and i eek a short and quiet suckng sound that manages a full 5 seconds of embarrassment even though the sound was .3 seconds long.

"Kid ill be real with ya. You did great..exceptional even! Most of the time we dont even get to a stroll the first time we just... well its a whole lot more work on my end than what happened with you so i just wanted to say... im proud of you."

She squeezes my shoulder and feathers her hand to my cheek again.

"I know all this been hard on you and you've put in a lot of work before you even got in the pit and it payed off." She picks up the petragua again and hangs it in the air for a second.

"To all your work...and all of our work... and to your health." She sips some of it then positions it back towards me again. I slurp with even more energy this time.

"Having such a strong liminal drive link seams to really make a difference. Honestly i think you two should meet but we have to get clearance pfft its bullshit. How are you supposed to pilot together if you dont even know eachother? How are we supposed to figure out what this spark is that makes the liminal drive work if we never get to observe you interacting in a controled manner? I swear im gonna have a word-"

*slurpppppp* she pulls it from my face.

"Oh listen to me blathern on, you got another 18 hours til youre on rotation again. You can head back to your room whenever. Ill see you then ok? I just wanted to check in on you." And with that she rises, throws her vest on, and clacks and jingles out the door with a two finger wave lingering behind her with her plait.

[mino-diabolik]

DARK FATE — Mystic 「Dark 02」

[ Dark 01 ]

「Monologue」

I was notorious for causing trouble across both realms. Not that such thing has changed much presently. However, I didn't know a single concept of laying low at the time. So, as it would eventually happen, I gathered some less than pleasant experiences. That day, though...

—Flashback—

[ Location: Unknown — Human Realm ]

Mystic: Huff, huff, huff!

Lout A: Get 'im! Get the sonnoba bitch!

Lout B: Oi, ya damn brat! Quit runnin'!

Mystic: Oh, fuck off!

Mystic off the road. A couple of men trail after him.

Mystic: ( I can't believe these guys hung around the area just to find me. Just my damn luck!

They just so stubborn, too! How come they haven't ran out of energy yet?! )

Get off my ass, will ya?!

Lout B: Big talk for a slut!

Mystic: Ugh!

( I'm gonna rip off all of their goddamn di—— )

Mystic appears distracted. There's a distinct smell on the air. He swerves off through the foliage and rams through until he reaches a clearing.

[ Location: Garden — Unknown ]

Mystic: What...? A mansion? Where the hell did it come from?

Lout A: Where's the brat?

Loat B: Lost 'is stench... but he must be hidin' 'ere somewhere.

Loat A: Tsk... if I just get my hands on 'im

——I'm gonna tear 'im apart.

Loat B: Oh, you nasty motherfucker.

Mystic: ( Ugh... sick bastards. )

Mystic flicks his wrist. A small strix materializes with a flap of its wings.

—Rip!—

Mystic: Naazat. Here, take this. Lead those two away from me. Don't let 'em see you.

The owl grabs the patch. It flies off.

Loat B: ——Ah, right over there!

Loat A: Then go, dammit!

—Footsteps—

Mystic: Huff...

Ah, fuck...

( Look at this fuckin' mess. It's just a gash... but it's still bleeding this much? )

Sigh...

Mystic trudges through the garden.

Mystic: Is there no one here...?

( I can smell them all the way out here, though...

Just how many of them are there living in there? )

「Monologue」

I decided to get help. Perhaps someone knocking at their garden door, rather than the main entrance, threw them off. It still amazes me that they didn't immediately kick me out. Well, Yuma nearly did. Both him and Kou were discussing the matter, while Azusa stared at me without saying much. Honestly... I felt safer near him out of all the other brothers. ——It was then that Ruki emerged. I was suspicious when he plainly offered to patch me up. And I was right to be. Everyone that offers help will always want something in return, after all...

[ Location: Ruki's Bedroom — Mukami Mansion ]

Mystic: Ugh... sigh——

Ruki: Nn...

Mystic: ( This guy...! )

That hurts, you fuckin' bat! Ah!

Ruki: Mm... is that so?

Ruki tugs at Mystic's hair. He gasps.

Ruki: It seems to me you are enjoying it.

Mystic: Tsk. Da—damn you...

Kuh... ahh...

「Monologue」

What happened afterwards is foggy. Whatever the difference between Ruki and others was, I couldn't remember a better experience under the fangs of a Vampire. Some time passed, and I had finally convinced my mother to allow me to attend school in the Human Realm. It was boredom that drove this decision. Princely responsibilities were becoming too much, I suppose. The first day I transferred... Well... it was one of those times the universe decided to be funny.

[ Location: Hallway — Ryotei Academy ]

—Footsteps—

Mystic: ( Homeroom's next...

——It was this one...? )

[ Location: Classroom ]

Mystic walks in. The few students converse amongst themselves.

Mystic: ( Not many students, either. It is a night school, I gue—— )

... ... ...

Mystic finds a familiar figure at one of the desks.

Ruki: ... You...

Mystic: Oh... fuck—

—End Flashback—

「 Dark 02 — End 」

[ Dark 03 ]