#so that makes sense

[charlesleclerrc]

CHARLES LECLERC and CARLOS SAINZ for Shell Motorsport

[cruel-hiraeth]

why is pedro pascal on my dash every day like he’s the patron saint of hating nazis

[anomalyunfound]

"oh! I Sent my gift with the help of a magic user...well I hope you enjoy the drinks and cake as well...the drinks are alcohol free but refreshing nonetheless...i care about your health....i also had drawn a picture of me and you celebrating together but my tablet got glitchy and the app unfortunately deleted it...it really pissed me off."

Probably Anti’s fault. Thanks for the gifts.

[t-lostinworlds]

i don't know when this trend of abbreviating everything started but ppl need to slow down on it a little bit because i can't for the life of me understand what you're trying to say especially when the abbreviations can literally mean anything

[your-local-grinning-cat]

I need advice.

I want to prank my best friend and want to know which idea is better.

Chilli sauce in the food or the old itch powder?

Hmmm… depends on how well you know your furiend.

If you know unequivocally that neither chilli sauce nor itch powder will not set off some sort of allergic reaction, then I would go with chilli sauce!

The thing with pranks is that you’re supposed to laugh with them, not at them. Which means humor, not harm. And if you do itch powder, that could last a while and stop being funny and become more irritating or even hurtful.

Chilli sauce on the other hand, can be neutralized with other food or drinks so it doesn’t last too long after the prank has happened. Which means it’ll stay funny and doesn’t have the same chance of becoming tense.

That being said, chilli sauce, being food, has a higher chance of giving someone an allergic reaction. So make sure you know your friend isn’t allergic.

If they are, itch powder may be the way to go. But there is also the possibility that your friend has sensitive skin so itch powder may irritate it or they may have an allergic reaction to that.

Again, pranks are only funny when you are laughing with someone, not at. Humor, not harm.

If all else fails, if you can’t do chilli sauce or itch powder, you can always do an old tried and true classic!

But put them

Everywhere.

Not just on chairs. In door jams. Under pillows. Behind drawers. Under the couch cushions. Beneath the front door mat. In their front car seat. Behind their front car seat.

Your friend will never be safe.

They will be discovering whoopee cushions for days.

They will curse you.

But they will also respect you.

The trust sign of a prank done well.

:3

[nugget-child]

I think it’s pretty clear that I’m not going back to sleep by now….. oh well I’m bout to speed run tmrw on like 3.5 hours of sleep!!!

[illegally-blind-and-deaf]

When you have both ADHD and also two other sensory disabilities so not only have you experienced overstimulation to the point of panic, but you have also experienced understimulation to a point of panic

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[fools-and-perverts2]

THIS QUESTION SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN THAT FUNNY

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[aroaceleovaldez]

one of my favorite subtle implications in the series is that it seems the Titan Army was fully banking on Percy being the host of Kronos. Why else would they make their main base a cruise ship if their primary enemy is a son of Poseidon? Named after Andromeda, the wife of Perseus? Why would they work on Oceanus specifically being free so much? Side notably with other children of Poseidon? Why plant Zeus and Hades' items of power on Percy when Luke already had them? Why only Zeus and Hades' items, not Poseidon's? Well because they really need Percy as Kronos' host, that's why. (and Poseidon siding with them because of that would be a bonus as well)

I like to imagine Luke's cabin on the Princess Andromeda is fully decked out with like "WELCOME PERCY" and sea-themed sheets and everything and he hates it so much cause it's a constant reminder he failed and he was Kronos' second choice. Also then he gets his super special pegasus not even exactly stolen by Percy, but the pegasus willingly defects to be Percy's personal steed instead, which must just be insult to injury. Luke has immense one-sided beef with Percy and Percy has no idea.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[owlpero]

free will is all about headcanoning your faves as autistic

[artsymeeshee]

Felt a need to draw hugs (thinking about sea grunks has made me extra emotional :’))

[gigizetz]

Penelope waiting