#so the meme will not be the most accurate

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Dad. Did you post this."

Lucifer: "Oh my 'selfie' with your dear lovely Maggie?? Why yes I DID! Do you like it!?"

Charlie: "Dad."

Lucifer: "Since she's your loving girlfriend, who you love, I thought gosh! I should really have on my social media page! Make a change from all the ducks, ha ha!"

Charlie: "Dad did you write the- the caption on it?"

Lucifer: "The c- oh yes! Well I wanted everyone to know how much I ADORE my daughter's girlfriend!!"

Charlie: "You wrote-"

Lucifer: "See, the 'bad' here means 'good'! I checked! Bad and bitch are bad on their own, but when you put them together it's like a, er, a double negative making a positive, haha! Maggie's a bad bitch- she's AWESOME- which ahaha I'm sure YOU know since you're dating her-and now all of Hell knows I think so too!!!! ISN'T THAT SWELL!"

Charlie: "But the actual whole caption says-"

Lucifer: "'ME AND THE BAD BITCH I PULLED BY BEING CHARLIE'S DAD'!"

Lucifer: "Aww and the picture turned out so great! Look!"

Lucifer: ".... you don't look super thrilled about it, Char-char."

Charlie: "Pulled, dad... Do you know what 'pulled' can mean exactly, specifically, in THIS context..?"

Lucifer: "... pulled.... into a... hug? Like in the selfie...?"

Charlie: "Dad."

Charlie: (deep breath) "I can't believe I'm saying this..."

Charlie: "You made it sound like you SLEPT WITH my girlfriend."

Lucifer: "......."

Lucifer: "Oh. HA! That's..."

Lucifer: (deflating balloon noises as he literally shrivels up into a crumpled pile of clothes mostly hidden by his hat)

Charlie: "We're not angry!"

Lucifer: ".... i m s o r r y..."

Charlie: "It's okay!!! IT'S FINE. A little mentally scarring and socially mortifying not to mention something our friends won't EVER let us live down, but- well- Just... Just-"

Charlie: "No more social media meme posting without running them past me or Vaggie first, alright!?"

Lucifer: "If I delete the post maybe no one else will see it...."

Charlie: "Everyone in Hell has already seen it, dad."

Lucifer: "..i could delete myself instead"

Charlie: "And HOW would that help?"

Lucifer: "...it would make me feel better..."

Vaggie: "Honestly sir, the most embarrassing part is how you look young enough to be my teenage son."

Charlie: "Thanks, Vaggie."

Vaggie: "Check out my stress wrinkles and scars next his baby smooth face. It's like I picked him up from a cradle somewhere."

Charlie: "Please don't joke about cradle robbing my actual father."

Vaggie: "Sorry babe."

Charlie: "I mean I'll NEVER be able to look at ANY of my parents' family portraits the same way ever AGAIN, but thank you for being SO understanding about the rumor you're dating my DAD!"

Vaggie: "Sir, what kinda skin routine are you even doing?"

Lucifer: "room full of rubber ducks and despair"

Charlie: "VAGGIE PLEASE."

Vaggie: "Sweetie, I'm ruffling his hair in the pic. It's hilarious."

Charlie: "I DON'T NEED THE REMINDER!"

Vaggie: "Feels like I'm about to call the king of hell 'kiddo' or something."

Lucifer: (a puddle on the floor) "i thought it was funny too"

Charlie: "Okay.... okay."

Charlie: "You two NEED to find a bonding activity that doesn't TRAUMATIZE me."

Vaggie: "Hmm."

Lucifer: "OH WE COULD-"

Charlie: "Or each other!"

Lucifer: "Oh well then I have nothing!"

Vaggie: "We'll always have that time you fake dated me online, sir someday dad-in-law."

Lucifer: "Our beautifully shared new horrifying past..."

Charlie: "Ha ha HA! Keep this up and either the dad part or the someday in-law part is gonna stop being accurate REAL quick!"

Vaggie: "It will?"

Charlie: "No but I'm trying to threaten you two right now so SHUSH."

[twildflower]

[averlym]

" just...come here. just sit here with me" (...that one scene from princess momonoke, click for better resolution)

[sarahlancashire]

tagged by @sophiedevreaux to do this picrew, thank you <3

tagging @juliewlters @alisonscotlock @moxyphinx @loveindiravarma @notprincehamlet @pea-green @wardengrill (no pressure tho!)

[roosterbox]

Cinnamon Roll Meme: Inception Edition

Looks like they could kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll: Robert

Looks like a cinnamon roll, but could actually kill you: Eames

Looks like they could kill you, and could actually kill you: Arthur

Looks like a cinnamon roll, and is actually a cinnamon roll: Yusuf

Sinnamon roll: Saito

[lupizora]

Do you ever wonder if there is a time where Shinichi as Conan can take off his glasses?

Of course, he can't do that when he's outside; in case someone who might have seen him during his first childhood, recognizes him. Not to mention in front of the Mouris who had actively been a part of his life while he grew up and even have family photos together. His Clark Kent disguise is already flimsy enough for anyone that is willing to take a good look at him.

But have you noticed that he doesn't take off his glasses even when he's in Agasa's house with only the Professor and Haibara around? One could argue that this place is not safe either, with every member of the cast lurking around and dropping by at the first opportunity. Also, paranoia is a pretty fine motivator when the lives of people he loves and cares about are at stake.

It just makes me wonder, ya know. Is he expecting to see his 17 year old self every time he catches a glimpse of himself on a reflective surface? When was the last time he had the opportunity to study his face without the glasses? Does he ever notice any differences from when he was a kid for the first time? How long has it been since he last looked into the mirror and recognized his reflection as Kudou Shinichi instead of Edogawa Conan?

[insomniahousewarden]

Malleus Draconia

[aerodynamichyena]

is this anything

[byanyan]

moral alignment

You are 39.2% evil, 93.3% chaotic, making you chaotic evil.

People who are Chaotic Evil are motivated by the desire for personal gain and pleasure. In their view, the strong have the right to take what they want, and the weak are there to be exploited. When Chaotic Evil personalities band together, they are not motivated by a desire to cooperate but rather to oppose their mutual enemies. Such a group can, as a rule, only be held together by a strong leader capable of bullying his underlings into obedience. Since leadership is based on raw power, a leader is likely to be replaced at the first sign of weakness, or by anyone who can scheme to take his position away.

[anthromimicry]

STATISTICAL CHARACTER ANALYSIS: take the linked quiz from the perspective of your character, then select 5 - 10 results from the ' complete matches ' list that you feel resonate with your character the most.

1. raymond reddington, from the blacklist

2. mia wallace, from pulp fiction

3. lady macbeth, from macbeth

4. berlin, from money heist

5. amy elliott dunne, from gone girl

6. carolyn martens, from killing eve

tagged by: @batcaller

tagging: anyone who wants to do it!!

[emdotcom]

Found the source for that office render!

[doomxdriven]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ?

ruined by fury

you are angry. you are angry and everyone knows it. the fire within you will not die, cannot die. for if it dies, you wont have a reason to burn. your rage simmers close to your chest, it boils near something you wont touch. you are angry because it is easier than anything else. you are angry because you choose it over pain. you are ruined because you cannot feel anything but your own ire.

[arkhmlcst]

— ( what kind of love are you ?

Love as a Threshold

Your love does not ask for much. Your love does not take. Your love is free, and unquestioned, and here for wherever needs it. When you fall in love, it is as gentle as a breath in the night. It is quiet, and it is effortless. It is tender. If your love was a house, it would readily welcome all who come through. If your love was a hearth, it would warm the hands of whoever stopped by, whether for a day, a month, a year, or forever. When you fall for someone, it is without strings, without conditions, without need. You love for the sake of loving, for the sake of caring for those who need it. You love with a giver’s heart and a giver’s hands and are made so much stronger for it. Being loved by you is to always feel at home. Your love may not always be well-received by those unprepared to linger, but it is unforgettable all the same.

tagging : YOU COME HERE GRRRRRR BITE BITE SNARL

tagged by : @masquenoire

[sarahlancashire]

TAG GAME: EIGHT SHOWS TO GET TO KNOW ME

tagged by @sophiedevreaux thank u you're so sweet 💖 now watch out, you're about to gain more knowledge of old british sitcoms than anyone other than me has ever needed or wanted

💛 the good life - the ultimate. the love of my life. the only show. if you want to feel better about everything ever, watch the good life. it's hilarious, it's ingenious, it's the 1970s, the cast are golden, and everyone is so terribly nice.

💛 scott & bailey - one of sally wainwright's great masterpieces, and probably my favourite of her shows these days, featuring truly incredible, wonderfully written milf detectives (meaning janet, gill, and julie. rachel is ... also there) catching murderers.

💛 gilmore girls - who doesn't wish they lived in stars hollow? i just want to eat at luke's every day, go to town meetings, attend all the little events. this show is so clever, so well-written, so comforting, so good. lorelai, emily, and luke my beloveds. let's just pretend season six never happened.

💛 2point4 children - possibly this should have been first bc honestly 2point4 children represents so much of my personality. it's fantastic. it's hilarious. the writing is exemplary. bill porter is a genius, a queen, and The Goal character to portray. if i were a tv trope, i'd be Deadpan Snarking, Long-Suffering Matriarch in an old british sitcom, of which she is the quintessential example. also, this show centres around a married couple named bill and ben. i told you, it's genius.

💛 the thin blue line - ben elton's great masterpiece. i'm not saying the young ones and blackadder aren't good too, bc they are, but the thin blue line is god tier. it's so great, so cleverly written, and so, so funny. i can recite whole scenes, and, yet, they're still so funny every time i rewatch. it's brilliant.

💛 dinnerladies - sometimes when i'm having a conversation about victoria wood people tell me they don't like dinnerladies, and i'm like what the fuck is wrong with you. i can recite most of this show by heart, i've seen it so many times. victoria wood was the most incredible observational comic, and this show is a masterpiece. it's hilarious, it's ingenious. i defy you to find a better, more insightful comic and / or writer than victoria wood. you can't do it. she was the greatest, and this show is the fucking best.

💛 broadchurch - what can i say, i really enjoy the west country, clever mysteries, great writing, lady detectives, raw emotions, and older lesbians (especially when they're as iconic as maggie radcliffe). they really combined a whole lot of my key interests in one brilliant tv programme.

💛 wentworth - the show that brought me back to tumblr after i was absent for years. it's dark, it's brilliant, it's female-driven, there are several sapphic women, and you never know what's coming next. also, bridget westfall is the most incredible character, and a lesbian who gives me so much validation, as well as being so incredibly beautiful i can't get over it (how @ libby tanner) and the love she + franky have for each other is also so incredible and beautiful to see.

feel free to ignore!! tagging @juliewlters, @alisonscotlock, @moxyphinx, @notprincehamlet, @pea-green, @grandselfmythology, @beesarthur

[mechahero]

@demonsfate asked- What headcanons/theories do you believe fandom would invent about your character? if your oc was canon (accepting)

Hmmm. I'm not too sure, really! At most, I'd think some people within the fanbase would have the theory that Lambda would be much, MUCH worse than he lets on. (And he can be but not to an extreme extent that fandom would portray.) I feel like that'd be pretty prevalent and probably lead to a bunch of artwork with this portrayal of him or something.

And on the goofier side, I feel like a lot of headcanons would probably involve Lambda disliking some foods that would be considered normal/liking the most utterly incomprehensible food combinations known to man. For example: him hating caramel. Maybe?

[mystyrust]

DP Revelations 2022 Day 4 - Deliberate

Here’s a fic of mine that I think fits this theme tired quaranteens ch 6

5 times Danny tried to reveal his identity to his parents + 1 time he didn't use time travel to undo it. Formatted as a Choose Your Own Adventure fic.

(In order for the Fentons to adopt Dani, Danny decides to tell his parents about his half ghost identity. It goes about as well as you can expect.)

The fic is a (completed) multi chapter css styled epistolary / social media fic! The full fic is 7 chapters and 18,135 words.