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#so then my friend & the massage therapist were chatting away and i tried to nonchalantly slither off the table and summarily leaned WAY too
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I fell off the massage table 🙃
#i’m okay! but yeah basically there was a series of unfortunate events
#it all started when i decided to wear a sports bra to my massage. it doesn’t open in the back so i had to pull it over my head and be fully
#topless. this is already bad since there’s no separate room to disrobe. it’s one small room that also contains my best friend
#and the massage therapist. so there’s me and two other people in this room
#so i managed to get myself onto the table okay but then i got massaged
#and i turned down the glass of water i was offered afterwards because i didn’t want to expose myself while drinking it
#so then my friend & the massage therapist were chatting away and i tried to nonchalantly slither off the table and summarily leaned WAY too
#far one way and tried to right myself but instead i capsized the whole thing. :(
#i didn’t break anything though! and i didn’t set myself or anything else on fire
#i didn’t even hurt myself; idk how i managed that. i just was super disoriented afterwards lol
#like i really got my legs turned into jelly through the power of aromatherapy massage and then i threw myself on the ground. for WHY
#but my muscles do feel better and looser and i feel very relaxed
#i will say i think i’m going to have to have a lot of massages before i get used to how ticklish it is because ya girl is touch starved
#and i have a specific spot on the left side of my lower back which if you touch it i will try to leap out of my skin
#the massage therapist was like ‘do you have anxiety?’ and i was like ‘i mean i do but more than anything else i’m just Deeply ticklish’
#anyway. if there’s like.. a method of getting off a massage table that doesn’t involve falling off it i really need to learn what that is
#before the next time. i’m definitely going back because i did really enjoy myself but i need to become significantly less clumsy
#also i will wear a normal bra. after all of that i still exposed myself and i just… i really didn’t need to lmao
#on the bright side i did have an overall good experience. and i didn’t break anything. and my hair smells amazing
#so i think overall it went well
#personal
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