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yesitsmewhataboutit · 2 years

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So it’s 4am and it’s gotten to the point I’m like do I try to sleep or do I just drug myself and make myself gts but if I drug myself I might not wake up when my alarm goes off and I ain’t tryna hear it from the peanut gallery (my mother)

#yoko.status #i might just take the chance honestly #i should go drink a monster #that always makes me sleepy #for whatever reason #yeah wait yoko fun fact #stuff like that doesn’t affect me #like monster and Mountain Dew #what’s funny is I’ll lowkey feel tired after #but ughhhh I don’t wanna open it now cuz I only have the fat bottles and I don’t wanna have to chug it #cuz I’ll only drink like half rn #and I won’t have time to drink ajy I’m the morning cuz I gotta go somewhere #and after I’ll come back and go right to work #mmmm #i mean I could just chug it…#it’ll be faster then if I just drug myself #mmmmmmmmmmmmm #yeah ok #imma get my yt asmr ready as I get up and make my way to the kitchen 🏃🏾‍♀️#so unfair cuz my invisible bf been sleep this whole time like🙄#wake up hoe #(aka my body pillow btw)#lol #ok ok imma go get it #if u don’t hear from me you’ll know it worked

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