#soli talks

[solidago-j]

guys…… what if i drew all the wings of fire characters……………………. what if i did another wings of fire project…………

[maemil]

Fuck the police

Eat the rich

[hansolsticio]

Solie como vc imaginaria que seriam o seventinho nos boquinhas de Carnaval? E o nct?

quanta gente anon, deixa eu fazer só com o seventeen dessa vez??? pfv [😭😭😭]

𝘀𝗲𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗹: energia de heterotop canalha, basicamente não dança meia música e fica reunido em grupinho de macho caçando mulher pra pegar... isso pra não falar da fantasia composta de: short tactel, uma tiarinha mixuruca, alguma plaquinha com frase de facebook 2015 canalha-core e um chinelinho pra combinar.

𝗷𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗻: o coitado se cansa cedo e fica perturbando pra ir embora MUITO rápido (quando não é isso, é ele pedindo pra sentar no meio fio porque a perna tá doendo). mas nos trinta primeiros minutos de energia que ele ainda tem esse homem vai beijar toda e qualquer pessoa que ele tiver interesse na frente de todo mundo.

𝗷𝗼𝘀𝗵𝘂𝗮: também tá ali só pra pegar mulher. todo mundo sabe disso e ele ainda quer ter a cara de pau de fingir que não. some umas vinte vezes pra comprar bebida e volta com mais batom borrado na boca que a mina que beijou ele.

𝗷𝘂𝗻𝗵𝘂𝗶: eu sinto que ele DÁ A VIDA na fantasia e provavelmente é algo muito grotesco ou boboca (tipo aqueles alienígenas azuis da propaganda da TIM). e AINDA ASSIM consegue pegar mulher desse jeito porque ele fica lindo até vestido de saco de lixo — corta pra um bando de mina aparecendo com a boca toda azul.

𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: "DANCINHA DO MANOEL BATEDEIRA INVERTIDA OLHOU PAROU E NAIPE" tudo isso rebolando agressivamente, sabe a coreografia inteira e ainda ensina pra quem estiver do lado dele.

𝘄𝗼𝗻𝘄𝗼𝗼: disserte num texto de no mínimo vinte linhas com argumentos pertinentes sobre o porquê diabos você acha que ele iria para algum bloquinho (e mande na minha dm pra eu discordar de você lá)

𝗷𝗶𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗻: se ele foi, NÃO foi por vontade própria... ameaçaram a integridade moral dele (a física não, porque ele tem músculo pra brigar). curiosamente não vai embora cedo, porque já que já tá ali mesmo ele quer mais é que se foda. geralmente evita beber, mas fica só pela bebida e quando vê já entrou numa rodinha de brega funk.

𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗺𝗶𝗻: sabe aquele vídeo do "homem itaipava" que virou meme a muitos anos atrás? então. é ele.

𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘆𝘂: mais um pra rodinha de enzos junto com o seungcheol (pras minhas conterrâneas aqui do nordeste: ele é um homem nattanzinho 😭😭😭).

𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗼: passa metade do bloco julgando deus e o mundo, dando uma de mãe do grupo... mas não resiste ao primeiro litro de whisky e se junta ao gyu no grupinho de enzos (afinal eles são o "ca" e o "nalha")

𝘀𝗲𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝘄𝗮𝗻: você quer me convencer que esse homem não vive de pitu, catuaba e qualquer outra bebida de procedência duvidosa... pois você está maluca. ELE quem inventou de ir pro bloquinho pra começar a conversa.

𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗼𝗻: outro que também só ficou pela bebida. um pouco mais simpático desde o início, dançando de copão na mão. some em duas ocasiões: pra fumar unzinho ou porque alguma gostosa puxou ele pra um beco.

𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗼: mais energia que qualquer outra pessoa naquele bloco, dança a noite inteira (esse divo arrasaria num pagodão — feat com o léo santana when????) amanhece e só sobra ele e hoshi completamente MAMADOS de cachaça.

[christronomy]

fwb chan definitely the type to send you shit like "really would like to have u under me rn haha" out of the blue and then just casually send you a random pic of some lame shit like what he ate today or sth like that right after

[axylotls]

howdy friends and others (🤓) erm... i have yet to actually introduce any of my drs and tbh my main drs have changed quite a bit ever since i made my dr list post so i MIGHT remake it (or more realistically just edit it lol) but anyway,,, that being said i do actually want to post about my drs — i just don't know which ones you'd prefer,, so ermmmm click one plez

[yoku-yukihime]

How does solie feel about Yu-k33?

probably the same way yuki would feel about it, being "wow shes so scary and amazing that they made a robot after her. and the robot is Funny af? what spectacular news!"

[parksbornyuri]

i see the appeal of parksborn i really do. i really liked their dynamic in the spider-man 2 insomniac game i think that kind of opened my eyes to the potential of the ship i just Would Be Lying if i said i didnt think the symbiote didn't give eddie brock the master chief treatment at least once

i also sooo get the appeal of the symbiote/host dynamic. especially when theyre liek having gay sex and doing mpreg. like what are they putting in this shit. HOWEVER. every iteration of parksborn ever is like the craziest pining known to mankind. i havent even played the insomniac games but from every other time they interact its like. wowza

raimi: worst divorce ive ever seen. these shots are from the same movie. i think a lot of it is james franco being sosososo good at acting but like god DAMN when his company is saved or whatevz and he looks at peter like we made it!!!! we did it!!!! i love you!!!!! and then the divorce

tasm: i dont even fw this version of harry osborn very much but GOD. what if youre watching your dad whom you hate die from an uncurable and painful disease. and then he says oh hey lol its genetic. fuck you. and then THE ONLY WAY to even MAYBE save yourself is to get spiderman. and he refuses. AND THEN YOU FIND OUT SPIDERMAN IS YOUR BEST FRIEND???? AND SO YOUR BEST FRIEND IS JUST LETTING YOU DIE?????? you should fuck nasty about it

your friendly neighborhood spiderman: look at this faggot. look at his little turtleneck. you like men. spidermen.

ultimate spiderman (show): he picks him up off the side of the road and says “hey dad this is the kid i was telling you about. the one that always gets beat up!!”. hey what do you mean youre telling your dad about him. you dont know him. i think ☝️you have a little boy crush. (also this is the one i have watched the least of)

comics: bro i dont know i havent read a single interation of comic harry osborn. im a fake fan. im a poser. i read deadpool and hobie and miles morales and others please forgive me

also this. supposedly from the novelization of the first ever movie. which is crazy. i am going to buy it soon so i can know if it is real but like wow. thank you for addressing the allegations.

in conclusion: starts foaming at the mouth

[cr3stawrites]

readersonas favorite historical event/person, GO! ✨️

you didn’t make me feel left out as a fellow history major, and i thank you for that.

ANYWAYS geeking out over history now, here we go bitches xx my history major really coming out now

firecracker — joan of arc. she loves joan of arc and i will die on this hill too — and coming back to this, alexandra of denmark, those two have some unfaithful ass partners yet still make the best of their situation (firecracker more toxic but hey, not everyone’s coping is healthy).

aurora — i personally think about any revolution would be aurora’s vibe. like the russian revolution, the french, spanish. she’s apart of a rebellion that becomes a revolution, i think it fits her.

marigold — as established that marigold is OBSESSED with victorian flower language, i think as a whole she knows a lot of the victorian period — her favorite event from the period would have to be the great exhibition, she just finds that shit fascinating i think.

songbird — no doubt, this girl would love medieval music pieces. i have no idea how this popped into my head because this gay mf plays the accordion BUT i think she’d manage to play medieval music with said accordion.

snapdragon — the war of the roses. family issues? yeah snapdragon relates, maybe they get into a 30 year civil war? who knows! 💞 that’s the beauty of relating to the beauty of family feuds in the 15th century!

cielo — the environmentalism movement. this girl spends all day at the beach, surfing OR picking up trash left by you disgusting pigs smh. she cares very deeply for the environment, and she gets warren into it so win win.

wildflower — the princes in the tower. ohmygod she cries all the time for those poor boys. she couldn’t imagine her poor daughters going through what those boys did and it makes her cry even more at the thought of that.

bluebell — the woman’s suffrage movement. no doubt. she’s a huge feminist and not only that but she WILL kiss her girlfriend (daisy) in front of the homophobes and honestly we stan her for that.

solis — the history of astrology, she WILL geek out to camila about what ancient people thought of with the stars and how we learned all about stars, etc, etc. and cami eats this up bc solis is her perfect little angel who could do no wrong 💗

[lednet-sorrow-au-blog]

I remember this fucking interesting au.

And if you know me well,you know what fandom shit I am projecting this in....

[solidago-j]

(gripping the sink staring into the mirror with bloodshot eyes) i must create the fic i wish to see in the world. i must create the fic i wish to see in the world. i must create the fic i wish to see in the world. i must

[blappel]

wiki pages are up for the astoran empire, solithia, dara, kingsglade, brimbor, tower, and uhhhhhhhhhhh savvy goodname

[solidago-j]

(vvvulpinae -> solidago-j)

hiya!!

my name is soli, im 20, from the american midwest, and i’m an artist! this is my art blog!! (i follow from @awoooooubliette)

i draw whatever i want forever smile

i love goldenrod (that’s literally what i’m named after lol), i love wolves and coyotes, the great plains, the life series, wings of fire, joel smallishbeans, mr etho slab, pearl pearlescentmoon, & hermitcraft!

feel free to msg me or send an ask! i love talking to you guys <3

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[solidago-j]

I’m the anon who complained (/lh) about you being famous 😔 no I’m not a subtle anon i’m more of a hiding behind a lamppost but everyone can see me anon. Thank you for not snitching :)

I will Figure Out how to turn off notifications before I smite my phone!

SO TRUE LMAO,, i dont think ive been subtle a single day in my life,,,,

[solidago-j]

I did not expect you to get so excited over this random idea I came up with, I was probably just gonna do it a background thing (kinda like my ocs tbh).

If it goes anywhere I’ll keep you updated (if that’s cool) ^^

yeah man!!! i am incredibly flattered that you were inspired by anything that i made!! thats crazy to me!!! plus cotl is a super fun game and the idea of an au with it is cool as hell!!!

and yes!! please keep me updated! id love to see where it goes!! (but dont stress yourself out over it, cause then it wont be fun and whats the point if youre not having fun with your ideas, right?)

[solidago-j]

I need you to know that ever since I reblogged your gods forsaken post <- absolutely stunning top tier fanart

I have had nonstop notifications of people liking and reblogging my original reblog. Never have I wanted to kill my inbox so badly :D. This is all your fault for being talented /lh

Anyway I’m here to say oh my god I am so sorry for your inbox you get all those plus all yours plus all everyone else’s reblog notifs and wow are you patient. Congrats your post is an amazing menace :D

yeah its crazy!!!! i genuinely did not expect it to blow up this much at ALL holy shit 😅

while i am Generally a patient person... i think it helps that i have notifications for everything except messages turned off LMAO (theyve been off since i got tumblr in the first place!! i reblog so much stuff on my main that i got super annoyed with all the notifications really quick and turned them off right away lol)

and also!!! i really really really love going through the notes on that post????? seeing all the kind and funny things everyone is saying really makes my day every time i go and look,,

like!! all of you are so nice!!!! its crazy!!!! and theres so many comments in there that have made me actually laugh out loud!!!

i feel kinda bad that i havent posted much in a while but seeing you guys go crazy over that post makes it better ❤️

ANYWAY sorry for all the yapping !! thank you so much for the ask!! it made me smile a lot :)))

[solidago-j]

i'll say i'm honestly kind of overwhelmed at all the positive comments and stuff on my post?? like i just kinda posted it and i guess maybe i hoped it would get a hundred notes but now its at over 6,000?????? wth you guys are too nice