#someone spit in my mouth

[piss-stained-jorts]

saw some clown on here whining about other people not liking kissing and reducing it to the gross parts and that it’s indicative of a society that fears flesh (which yes it does but that’s not how to go about making the point) and blah blah fucking blah

anyway instead of being a salty bitch and getting into an internet argument with some stranger I’m gonna be a Big Adult and use my rage and spite to remind all of you that

hating kissing is okay, you’re not weird or broken or a prude,

whether you’re asexual or allosexual it’s fine if you despise swapping spit with another human being, it doesn’t mean you love them any less, and you’re FINE. love is expressed in different ways. humans celebrate each other differently, love comes in different forms, it’s fine if you only want to kiss people you’re close to or not at all or literally anything in-between, and shaming people for hating an act of intimacy is fucked up. show love how you want. enjoy the company of others how you want. you don’t have to see kissing as anything more than the gross parts, and “reducing” it to that or whatever is just as okay as romanticizing it as something more. it’s just some ritual humans made up, and we’re allowed to feel literally any fucking way in the world about it.

live your life. be free. 

[princess-kittyxoxo]

Use me

CashApp | Venmo | Ko-fi

[twilight-deviant]

Watcher fans sure are entitled and a little insane, ngl. "No one is going to sign up for your service! We're all poor! You've made the worst decision, and you'll be back in no time!" Saying this directly to the creators really reminds you of how low the respect for people you don't personally know has gone. I miss the forth wall between creator and audience.

I get and fully understand not having the money to support them, but... Watcher does have fans with money. A lot of them actually. They have merch sales. Their live tour sells out most venues. They have thousands of supporters on Patreon, where the cheapest tier is $5. They're able to gauge the rough finances of their staunchest supporters; that's how they landed on the subscription price. Yes, this move will reduce their viewership in sheer numbers, but to say all of their fans are broke and none will follow/support is factually incorrect.

It may not be a decision everyone agrees with, but severing the limitations of advertisers and youtube in favor of artistic freedom is a good thing. Yes, even if it comes with a loss of revenue. They understand that risk.

Also, I'm begging people to stop treating this like "another Netflix" or something and instead look at it as, "I am supporting a creator I like, similar to Patreon." They literally said in the video that they don't care if you share accounts. Get five friends, and you'll pay $1/mo.

I hate feeling compelled to rant in favor of their decision because I have my own reservations about whether it's the best move. However, I know it's not a choice they made lightly, and I like to think they understand that they'll need to branch out like crazy to entice subscribers.

[silusvesuius]

n*loth not being able to bag anyone over the (human term) age of 25-30 at most is the only logical and real conclusion to me because it can be just explained away as him wanting to prove and control everything and anyone (Cus he's a man!) but being stuck in that demographic because his unbearable and vile personality is a force that nobody can look past once they've outgrown the possible fear and idolization period of anyone but also n*loth in particular.

[centuryberry]

Speaking of Xiaotian 👀, what was going on with him before the transmigration of consciousness happened?

There’s a couple centuries between him being named and Bestie!Xiaotian waking up in the body, I’d love to know more about him if it’s not too spoilery

Ok, so, since Wukong (re)named our baby clay/stone monkey as Xiaotian, the monkey who came out was a bright-eyed, shounen protagonist with a heart of gold. He broke out of an egg from on top of another random mountain haven. The moment he heard of tales of the Monkey King, he was enthralled and made it his life's goal to be just like him, which started his mission to follow Wukong's steps.

So, pretty much the Xiaotian we know and love even without the transmigrated memories.

By the time OUR Xiaotian transmigrated, Xiaotian had amassed a good amount of powers and went on a lot of mini-adventures. His goal was to improve a little more before heading to FFM to ask Wukong to be his teacher. He may or may not have formed a bit of a crush on Yue too through stories. But that's not important.

(But how did Xiaotian end up in the Mortal Realm? The Jade Emperor who was...reasonably twitchy after the Celestial Primate discovery post the Feast of Peaches fiasco, saw something that look suspiciously like a monkey in Nuwa's hands and asked to see what she was making. She panicked and tossed bb!Xiaotian over her shoulder and out of Heaven. Mother of the Year, everyone.)

[origami-butterfly]

[ID: A graph where the x-axis is labelled "How far north you are in Britain" and the y-axis is labelled "How good the water tastes". On the graph is a direct proportion line that goes diagonally upwards from the origin. End ID]

If you know you know.

[jalo-parker]

He angy

I had to pose myself for this so I could get a reference 💀 (I was wearing a wolf shirt and everything its so funny.. I wont be posting it though you're just going to have to imagine it)

[kyuumon]

Food

[alluralater]

"say it don't spray it." nah open that mouth nice and wide, babygirl. i'm about to spit some facts in it

[cpyclopse]

Heres the alt version from one my recent ghiralink drawings! Ghiralink pt2 spit bungaloo

[My art]

[tosxah]

ooc.

Me sober: guess I should reply in a way that isn't shit

Me after some bevvies: *cracks knuckles* bout to write poetry that'll make the gods gay.

[esmeislewd]

Okay I need to settle something, do I have domme energy????

People keep claiming I do and it's very confusing to me! Is it just a height thing or do I radiate a I wanna choke you and spit in your mouth kind of vibe?

[depravedangelbaby]

ahhhhh

[haespoir]

i want mark lee to rap his baby dont like it rap into my mouth

[cuntbehave]

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[kinglypup]

i need to be claimed