#someonepleaseexplain

[not-glorfindel-stop-asking]

Tsundere Linder🫵🫵🫵 (affectionate)

Ah, yes. Of course. A Tsundere.

Which is, presumably… a type of seabird? Perhaps a distant cousin of the puffin?

A particularly temperamental shorebird that appears cold and aloof but secretly brings its mate the best fish it can find?

Or—wait. No. Is it a variety of storm? A rare Elven weather phenomenon?

“Beware, the Tsundere winds are strong today!”

That does sound rather foreboding.

Or, could it be… some sort of obscure herb? One that is bitter when first tasted but reveals a hidden sweetness over time? I can only assume this means I have been compared to some kind of dramatic culinary experience, in which case, I have several questions.

Unless—gods above, is this an insult? Have I been slighted in an unknown tongue? Am I now duty-bound to challenge you to a duel of wit and literature? I demand clarification at once, lest I compose an unnecessarily impassioned speech about honor!

[ammorriz]

What the hell is 20gayteen

[dramionediscussion]

stupid question: how can U tell someThing is a MicroAggression? if it's micro as in tiny? #someonepleaseExplain:(((((

MicroAgression:

a statement, action, or incident regarded as an instance of indirect, subtle, or unintentional discrimination against members of a marginalized group such as a racial or ethnic minority.

- Lisa

[binzento]

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so...how do you win? . ⚽️ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #huh #football #wt #soccer #howdoyouwin #discofootballer #discofoot #ok #kewt #butwtf #exercise #workout #whatsgoingon #confused #someonepleaseexplain (at Watching College Football) https://www.instagram.com/p/CC3uPVYHYQg/?igshid=1hfeaqpmv7iha

[pridealmighty]

Old English did this🍻✨... #freestylesinging #freestyle #singing #songs #is #really #fun imma be in the middle of WWIII waving a peace flag till somebody shoots my ass... #whatislife #likereally #someonepleaseexplain #ukwhat #ignoranceisbliss #itiswhatitis (at Gloucester City, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/B677bPnnnUy/?igshid=rtasjudpzeye

[allenbenatar]

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These things concern me. #smh #why #someoneexplain #problemsolving #unbelievable #merica #ilovepeople #losangeles #mailbox #youvegotmail #prank #someoneexplainthis #someonepleaseexplain #fml #icantdeal #ihateyou #help #what #whatjusthappened #bubblewrap #bubblewrapwaffle #popit #popitchallenge #lmfao #rofl #shootmenow (at Hollywood Hills, Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5f_Ug5ns7s/?igshid=1nof79k4rl9rs

[pennysalcedo]

Forgot to post this when I took this photo on September 6th. And I’m still as confused and baffled how these headphones is with “Left” and “Other Left”. Could someone please explain... 🤔😳🧐 #lostintranslation #someonepleaseexplain (at Hong Kong) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqPNUuDHdhP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gi8ohezoslzr

[berniearchiemac]

It's funny tho the same reason she like or want you she's mad you're still doing the same #idontunderstand #idontgetit #someonepleaseexplain (at Brown Chapel Circle)

[kae-karo]

WHAT THE F KATIE YOUR FIC HAS MADE ME SO EMOhere i wasTRYINGto wait til friday to read the new chapter so that i could haveTWOchapters to read instead of one and iCAVEDand now im FKING CRYING i dont even know how to describe my feelings or howFKING THESE CHARACTERS FKINGNSKJENN all i can think is wtf someonePLEASEexplain these strong emotions to me.Im not used to having them! FKING DAN AND HIS FKING STORY AND HIM TELLING PHIL OFF FOR NOT REMEMBERING HIM WHILE HES FKING ASLEEP AND ME FKING CRYING

this is. by far. one of the funniest comments i’ve gotten on my fic. i’m hilariously glad you’re so invested and i’m so so glad you’re enjoying it so much! don’t worry, i promised a happy ending ;) y’all will get it

if anyone wants to feel,,,,,,the emotion that the lovely anon is feeling right now lmao feel free to get caught up! (x)

[sharp-carp]

I had a dream last night where I was driving down the highway when I suddenly realized that I didn’t have my license with me. Then, out of nowhere, there’s an entire squadron of police cars coming after me and of course I’m speeding up because dream-me is a badass. And for some reason there’s a baby in the back of the car and I’m freaking out because the baby’s freaking out and I don’t have my license and there are a bunch of cops chasing me but hey it’s all pretty chill

[besquare11]

No but for real why are some people actually still wanting to vote for Hilary Clinton?

Like are you that unaware of her past or are you just that fucking stupid. I'm confused? I am honestly like amazed, "she's the best option and most qualified" MOST QUALIFIED FOR WHAT BEING A LYING MORON WHOS GONNA RUIN THE COUNTRY? What in the fucking world is wrong with you people.....

[toomuchlyrium]

Skyhold Abomination

Here I am, walking through Skyhold. Off to talk to Dorian and Leliana, so I tak the doors next to Varric, and...

BAM!, place between places. OK, cool, random exploring is fine. But as I descended I ran into this abomination:

And it gets better! The thing actually had its own soundtrack (recorded with a potato, sorry):  <dropbox link because I’m a tumblr llama>

(eventually I managed to find my way back to Skyhold, but the music kept on popping up every now and then)

[annoyingdragonvoid]

Okay, angry rant

I recently heard that five years are ‘budding’ and reaching puberty. This genuinely makes me sick to my stomach. I know that some people think times are changing and that children should enjoy THEIR version of THEIR childhoods, but going through puberty at age five is disgusting. Like, this isn't when puberty is supposed to start. When I was five, I ran round outside and played with dolls and watched Barbie movies, like most people who are currently teenagers did when they are younger. Breasts are supposed to develop WHEN YOU’RE A TEENAGER, NOT WHEN YOU’RE A CHILD. Apparently they begin developing at age five and finish by age twelve? What is this shit? I don’t understand how people aren’t more alarmed or educated on this issue. Puberty is the start of a new change as a person, and five year olds shouldn’t be going through that. Sex hormones start being passed through to the brain, and that makes us more sexually aware. When I was a child, I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SEX WAS, and know you hear about eight year olds getting pregnant when you check yahoo answers out of boredom at 3 in the morning. Imagine a six year old wearing a bra. Just think about it. You go into Walmart to buy a new bra, because the underwire has been shanking you in the boob,  and you see a mother and her small child bra shopping. I would honestly run away in legitimate fear. Now, I don’t want to sound like a hippie or some crazy person, but its the fucking food. Companies manufacturing products for us to eat, and they pack the food filled with growth hormones. This is SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO JUMPSTART DEVELOPMENT. Why should things we put in our bodies change basic human anatomy? Is this what nature intended? Imagine a six year old getting their period. Doesn’t that just shock you? A six year old girl stares in horror as she wipes her vagina after taking a piss and sees blood. I swear, she’d probably think that she was dying or bleeding to death like in Carrie. Does anyone else feel as passionately as me about this issue? 

[maroon-on-melanin]

So Garrett Russell of slntplnt just followed me on Twitter. Day, you have been made. 

[wtfmaddy]

Can someone explain to me how you can hang out with someone the day before and they surprise you with where you guys are going. Then they plan a surprise for you on Saturday, but then they can go and tweet things about someone else. Can someone please explain?