#sometimes inspiration is a curse

[snarktocrab]

Fuck you, Ravnica! If you're dumb enough to get bioaugmentations this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Jin's Labs. Bad Deals! Parts that kill you!! Germs!!! If you think that you're gonna find a bargain at Big Jin's, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your pet, bring your stories, bring your twin! We'll compleat her! That's Right! We'll compleat your sister! Because at Big Jin's Labs, you're oiled six way to Sunday! Take a walk to Big Jins's! Home of challenge casting! That's right, challenge casting! How does it work? If you can get across 6 feet of glistening oil and not get infected, you get no down payment. Don't wait, don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your spark out! Only at Big Jin's Labs: The only biomancer that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Big Jin's Labs: Phyrexias's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches of the Progress Engine. Guaranteed!

[shuckstruck]

shrugs. some dragonborn.

[theguardianace]

i wish i was a faster writer because i have SO MANY GOOD RUI FIC IDEAS but they all end up permalocked in the idea stage... the things i could say about this sad purple cat...

[leonardoeatscarrots]

The silk scarf really brings out that extra layer of faggotry 🥰🥰🥰

[skhardwarevers1]

I honestly don’t know what I’m doing ever have the progression of their designs except you can see where I got lazy

Notes…I transcribe at some point if asked

[amatres]

messy dawn doodles, one just trying a profile shot, second having fun just painting her post fall

[fitzselfships]

Again, not self ship related but I'm posting it here so the person I'm talking about won't see it. Anyway I am thinking about my crush so much right now GOD I remember now how painful it is to have a crush </3

[oflightningandstars]

I have been thinking about this for a while, but I love the idea of Kate getting really into the Protector of the Small quartet by Tamora Pierce.

I think normally Kate doesn't have the patience for reading books but [maybe Milligan wants to find a way to bond with her and Mr. B suggests reading a book together and is like "I have just the thing" and hands him First Test] and Milligan starts reading it to her.

Kate is enthralled because she sees herself in Kel, a character who is strong and determined and will not abide a bully, and Kate wants to be exactly like her.

[Eventually Kate starts stealing the book during the day to read ahead, and Milligan laughs and ruffles her hair and continues reading it to her at night, even after she's finished reading it herself]

Kate is almost disappointed that she's not still at the circus because if she was she would figure out how to get other people into jousting with her.

She reads the part in Squire with the griffin while sitting outside, and looks up to see Madge diving to catch some prey and smiles.

She practically begs Milligan to teach her everything he knows about fighting [he is somewhat concerned by this, but you know, he ends up having a lot of fun swinging wooden swords around in the back yard with her].

Mr. Benedict finds all of the books in his library that talk about knights, and sword fighting, and armor, and any other related topic for Kate to peruse [what ends up happening is Sticky reads all of them and then Kate asks him to tell her about it over dinner].

Kate decides she wants to make a real sword and a suit of armor and there is a bit of chaos among the adults as several of them are immediately terrified of the idea of Kate with a real sword, while others of them immediately start trying to figure out where they could add a forge to the house [I will not specify who falls in which category because I think any of the options are equally good/amusing]. They compromise by getting Kate into stage combat classes for the swords part, and Kate gets really into the stage combat classes. The adults also help with the logistics and supplies for her to make a suit of armor, which Kate is immensely proud of and brings it with her wherever she lives, long after she grows out of it.

[moe-broey]

Collection..... only a few made the cut! Literally.

[himejoshiangels]

duke isn't gothams daytime protector bcs Bruce asked him to be, he's gotham daytime protector because as he was training with Bruce he realized that he works better during the day, his skills or better suited to work with the people of gotham to keep them safe [INSANE RAMBLINGS BELOW]

[snarktocrab]

You know they say that all mathematicians are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Tanazir Quandrix and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another philosopher, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Niv-Mizzet to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Tolaria, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Niv-Mizzet KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Tanazir Quandrix, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at the debate. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Tolaria. Señor Quandrix? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Tolaria.

[solargeist]

he’s an emoji i love him i would kill and die for him

he is an emoji yeh! He can’t talk, or even make sounds, but his expressions usually get the point across

He looks scary but he is a softy, plays guitar and eats way too many pistachios 🫶

[astercontrol]

OMG just ONE more crossover i swear

"So, you're the new security program, I hear."

"Yes I am, mister… Rinz… what was it again?"

"Oh, nevermind what. I just… I just really need all this extremely dangerous coding cleared OUT of me, sir..."

"Not exactly my job. SIR. I can recommend a debugging program, if you like."

"Oh, thanks! Sure! No worries. Sorry, officer, I didn't mean to bother you specifically, you just happened to be here…"

"Indeed I did, mister Rinz. So, what's dangerous about the coding, if I may ask?"

"…Everything! I don't even know what exactly it was written to do, but, officer, it has taken over my actions, again and again, and made me do things I promise I'd never ever actually want to do-- things I don't think I even physically COULD have done on my own-- it has caused SO much destruction you can't even imagine--"

"Virus made you do it, eh? I can't say I haven't heard that as an excuse before. You got a criminal background I could glance through, for reference?… Never mind, I'm already pulling it up from your energy signature… Oh…. Oh my."

"I swear it's not my fault that coding is there…"

"You didn't, perhaps, make the genuine mistake of choosing to go someplace you had good reason to suspect you COULD pick up a dangerous packet of data like this?"

"Please, I didn't choose THIS! Can you get it out of me, or not?"

"…I know a fellow who can. One of the IGORithms... I'll send you to him straightaway, mister Rinz. I've looked through your rap sheet and… well, it's impressive, I can tell you that, but I have to admit, I agree that it smacks less of malice aforethought, and more of incompetence not-thought-at-all. I'll let you off for now. Keeping an eye on you though."

"Thanks so much, officer. Um… where's the debugger fellow you're going to refer me to?"

"I'll take your disk to him myself."

"… Take my disk?"

"You know. Just so you don't leave town."

"Ugghhh. …All right. It's not like I've much choice, have I. Here you go."

"Hmm! Interesting piece of hardware, my good chap. Is that… a sea-turtle engraved on it?"

"It… it came with that decoration, sir…"

"Not a User-believer, then, eh. A Turtle-believer."

"I don't really believe in much of anything, sir, except something that has it out for me… I can't even remember anymore, I've been through so much…"

"Never mind that. I think we're done here. I'll just take this for now, mister Rinz… ah! here it is. Rinz-wind."

"Yes, officer… what's your name again?"

"Not important. All security programs do the same job, in the end…. I'll see you around, mister Wind. I've got my eye on you."

[deityofhearts]

​I think that being an artist is a curse of sorts

[frankcastlescumslut]

hey……… how yall doin……………..

sorry I’ve been so inactive and depressed and a little crybaby lately. things have been really tough since I started my job and it’s been impossible to regulate myself and find motivation to do anything other than sleep. I’m starting to feel a little better and hoping to get back to writing eventually, I still have this ginormous Matt series that I started and hope to get the ball rolling eventually. anyways. miss my internet friends lots <3

[faerieorbitars]

sorry guys listened to the responsibility theme from the sam raimi spider-man trilogy i’ll be crying for the next few days