That lauren pic in your commisions post is… 😳
Oh lol boobular Lauren? That's a pic I've had sitting around for like a couple years at this point I think.
⚠️ suggestive art below ⚠️
under a read more because while it isn't like. tits out. it's still rather... erm. well. teehee 🍈
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How did you catch your shiny Magikarp? I can't find a shiny no matter what I do XD
Well, you asked the wrong person for advice XD
First of all, he is the only shiny I ever caught and, technically, he is the one who found me in the first place;
So, imagine a beautiful day, it has just rained and the sun is shining bright on the water drops resting on the vivid green leaves. You are a young girl, full of life and energy, eager to go out and train your Pokemon. Imagine walking along a crystalline sea with your Froslass trailing behind you. You are eating a sandwich as she frolics around, chasing your purrloin as the feline jumps around, like she is dancing.
Imagine eating a donut your mom bought for you. It's split in half with buttercream in the middle. Strawberry flavored. You close your eyes as you relish the taste, and you are glad. You are glad to be alive, you are glad to have a good mom, you are glad to have your Pokemon with you, you are glad to be a trainer.
At that moment, you can feel nothing but pure joy for the simplest things.
Then imagine getting ABSULETLY slapped across the face by a golden blur. It's hard enough to knock you down and you panic because you feel wetness. You hurriedly raise your hand to check if it's blood, but thankfully it's just water.
You hear a commotion around you but you are too panicked to check. Your head swirls with questions as your worried Froslass helps you up. Did you get attacked by some evil team? A madman decided that you offended him? A Dragonite wanted your donut that is now on the dirt floor?
You look up to check on your growling purrloin as your Froslass keeps her hand carefully on your shoulder, holding her ice-covered hand on your cheek. And you see a fucking shiny Magikarp flopping around with your purrloin biting down on its tail. Angrily, you throw a Pokeball at its head and catch it almost instantly.
You are feeling VERY MIXED about your attacker but you decide to give him a chance to make it up to you.
It knows bounce AND hydro pump. Also, it's surprisingly apologetic and friendly.
You forgive him and buy him one of those water Pokemon backpacks so he can be safely out of its Pokeball everywhere <3
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more anniversary stuff i forgot to mention:
admins said that the dante talisman is NEVER coming back. sad, but understandable. they want it to stay as a resistance collectible. instead they will be selling the ring, which is *effectively* the same thing. having both wont increase your magic power
the same thing is happening with the crab hats. we already had 1st and 2nd edition crab hats, this time we get sloth hats :D
once again they count as the same accessory group, so having both crab hats and the sloth hats wont do anything
also if you weren't playing skyblock during the potato war or resistance battle, the anniversary will be your chance to get a hold of some rare items! two things being sold at the shop should include the art of war and the blood god's crest. they will cost you quite a few coins and some pork too (they're being adjusted for inflation this time around, we wont know the price till monday). the art of war adds +5 strength to a weapon, and the blood god's crest gives you more strength the more kills you have. it also counts as a new accessory. the shiny pigs gives you a second chance at the potato talisman tho, an exclusive one from the potato war! it is rng tho... 1/4240. and you can only buy 640 orbs a day. good luck to any ironman players who never got theirs o7
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I don’t know what’s shorter, your height or your temper.
I ain’t got a short temper just a quick reaction t'bullshit!
#TOPMECHANIIC – Private & canon divergent Cindy Aurum
Private & canon divergent Cid Sophiar – #MASTERMECHANIIC
Both loved by Dani
personals/fan blogs DNI
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