#sordy

[inutaffy]

oh i totally forgot abt the lucas edit 😭😭😭 ok starting now

[tsumussweetheart]

some of y’all are making me want to write for csm oh my goodness

[zushimart]

Hi

🦭

HIII!!!!!!!!!

[nunlita]

I WANT MY WIFE TEARS EVERYTHING TO SHREDS I NEED HER SO BAD

[rodolfoparras]

Thinking about Olrox and the kinks he likes to indulge in

Pairing: Olrox x Top Male Reader

Content tags: 18+, MDNI, riding, jealousy

“You were jealous” you say, voice breathy and strained, watching Olrox line your cockhead up with his puckered rim.

“I’d rather say I’m ah- intrigued” Olrox says sounding breathless as he slowly sinks down, just enough to push the tip past his rim.

“Oh fuck” you grunt out, head lolling back and eyes squeezing shut but there’s a smile twitching at the corners of your mouth “Intrigued? What’s -what’s that even supposed to mean “ you say, hands gripping tightly onto the sheets, willing everything in your body not to buck up into him.

It takes a good minute for him to say something as he continues to take you inch by inch, only responding to your questions once your hips are touching.

“He’s rather charming, handsome Ah-, enticing even, tell me would you- would you ah- be interested in a man like that?” He moans out as he starts experimentally rolling his hips, not even giving himself time to adjust to your size.

“Wouldn’t you be?” You grunt out with a smirk on your face, feeling his blunt nails dig into your chest and seeing a flash of fangs as his lip curl in disdain.

“That is not the answer to my question” he says, nails sinking further into your chest and fangs digging into his bottom lip as he picks up his pace a bit.

“Neither - neither is yours” you pant out, feeling the sparks of pleasure intensify as Olrox movements become much more pronounced.

“Vante” you moan out, vowels purposefully drawn out, adding fuel to a fire you’d tactically planned out “that’s his name “ you add on, watching the way he works himself up your cock only to slam himself back down again.

“Clo-close” you manage to gasp out, feeling yourself inch closer to your orgasm and watching as Olrox wraps a hand around his length before he starts stroking himself.

You watch the way his eyes squeeze shut, mouth falling lax before ropes of cum spurt all over his hand. “Ah- Vante!”

You don’t even have time to process what he’d said before you tip over the edge yourself.

“You play dirty” you say once you’ve managed to catch your breath.

“So do you darling so do you” he say before he grabs your chin and pulls you in for a kiss.

[mabellonghetti]

Monica Vitti in "Polvere di stelle" (dir. Alberto Sordi - 1973).

[crosmataditele]

A parte Bretzel e riconoscimento professionale che equivale a stipendio più alto. Perché dovrei trasferirmi?

[francescosatanassi]

NAZISTI A CINECITTÀ

"Una vita difficile’ di Dino Risi è da sempre uno dei miei film preferiti. Ciò che non sapevo è che il tedesco che sorprende il partigiano interpretato da Sordi si chiamava Borante Domizlaff ed era un vero nazista. Non uno qualsiasi, ma un maggiore delle SS che agli ordini di Kappler sparò alle Fosse Ardeatine. Dopo la guerra fu imprigionato al Forte Boccea di Roma con Kappler e altri ufficiali nazisti. Cera anche il comandante della X° MAS Valerio Borghese. Dopo un fallito tentativo di evasione furono trasferiti a Regina Coeli e accolti con saluti e slogan dai fascisti detenuti. Il 20 luglio 1948 Kappler fu condannato all'ergastolo e Domizlaff assolto per aver agito "senza la consapevolezza di eseguire ordini illegittimi." Si convertì al cattolicesimo con l'obiettivo di uscire dal carcere e ci riuscì sposando una ragazza italiana, trasferendosi così a Roma. Non ha mai utilizzato nomi falsi e il suo indirizzo era pubblico, anche se portava a una società di produzione cinematografica per la quale forse lavorava. Lo collega al passato una foto scattata nel 1961 per la comunione della figlia. Assieme a lui c'è Mina Magri Fanti, madrina e vicina di casa, ma anche militante dei movimenti neofascisti, era lei che si interpellava con Kappler quando era detenuto. Celebrò la funzione Alois Hudal, il vescovo seguace di Hitler che nascondeva e aiutava i nazisti in fuga. Nella foto c'è anche Vittoria Vigorelli, che lavorava nel cinema come segretaria e forse fu il tramite per introdurre Domizlaff nell'ambiente. L'ex SS recitò anche in ‘La ciociara’ che valse a Sofia Loren l'Oscar come miglior attrice, in ‘Tutti a casa' di L. Comencini e in altri film. Non fu l'unico nazista a interpretare se stesso nei film italiani del dopoguerra. Assurdo che nessuno si sia accorto o abbia sorvolato sulla presenza di un criminale tra le comparse, anche perché lo sceneggiatore de ‘Una vita difficile' era Rodolfo Sonego, ex comandante partigiano che per il film si era ispirato alla propria vita, inserendo tra le comparse amici, conoscenti e, forse senza saperlo, un assassino nazista mai pentito.

[jounosparticles]

every day i suffer a little more because we didn’t get this specific angle animated

[kitwasheree]

sleeping in (tears my hair out i HATE old man yaoi i hate them AGHHH AGHHH AHHHH)

[mudwerks]

(via TWO NIGHTS WITH CLEOPATRA - Sophia Loren - Alberto Sordi)

[hana-mural]

in love with them

[fairyhaos]

XU MI GHAO?????????!!! +++_63-_? _

[rodolfoparras]

Old men got me like (heart eyes emoji)

Thinking about Old Man Price | 18+, MDNI,

Old man Price and when I say old man Price I mean old man price with grays in his sandy brown hair, crow feet around his eyes, maybe even a pair of glasses resting on the bridge of his nose and lines that appear on his face every time he laughs and smiles

Old man Price who felt a spark of attraction the second he had met you in his office but snuffed it out the second he found out you’re the newest member of his team

Old man Price who quickly notices that you aren’t just handsome but also rather skilled in what you do and he can’t help the attraction from growing

Old man Price who hasn’t completely lost all of his muscles but who’s sporting bit of a gut now, who’s got a saggy chest, gray hairs all over his body, who’s got scars and marks from the years he spent living, a bit of lose skin here and there

Old man Price with a fringe of gray hairs at the base of his length, cock peaking past his beer belly and a bit of sagging here and there

Old man Price with old man pussy, fringe of grays atop of his cunt, jiggly soft thighs with strech marks and lines, and with his cunt peaking past his beer belly

Old man Price who hasn’t been able to get hard in years but who feels blood pooling to his lower half when seeing you dissemble weapons or pinning soldiers under your weight during sparring session

Old man Price who starts wet dreaming, who wakes up with morning wood and jerking off so pass often he starts feeling like a teenager.

Old man Price who gets off to the thought of you sucking the whiskey off of his tongue, who gets off to the thought of you blowing smoke down his throat with your fingers pressing down on his windpipe , who gets off to the thought of riding you in his office chair, who gets off to the thought of calling you sir or having you call him captain in a condescending way while forcing him down on all four and bullying your cock down his throat

Old man Price who has fucked both men and women, gained so much experience but can’t help but imagine what you could teach him

Old man Price who wants to feel like a virgin all over again, wants you to teach him how to suck your cock, how to take your fingers, how it feels to be fucked

Old man Price whose attraction for you grows out of control so much so he has to fuck men who look similar to you (same age same build ) but it’s just not the same, they don’t sound right, don’t feel the way he thinks you’d feel and he just ends up imaging you while being fucked by them

Old man Price who can’t help but imagine what’s it like to be kissed by someone so much younger than him, can’t help but imagine the eagerness that would come from your lips, can’t help but yearn for it, he hasn’t been kissed like that in years and he cums so fast at the sheer thought of it

Old man Price who can’t help but imagine how eager he’d be to get you in bed with him, how he’d be acting like he was a virgin all over again, he’d also be so eager to show you how he can use his mouth, his hands, so eager to show you all the ways he could please you

Old man Price who can’t help to imagine how much younger you’d make him feel just by fucking him

[honeyed-latte]

If Hiccup gets his Dragon soul from Valka, and Hiccup and Snotlout are cousins- Valka was a Jorgenson.

Hiccup gets his Dragon Soul from being a Jorgenson, not a Haddock.

This has been a Pro-Snotlout PSA. That boy has more depth then he's willing to show and I think his connection to Hookfang, the Fireworm Queen, the Speed Stingers, etc proves that.

This boy may not have the soul of a Dragon, but he certainly has the heart of one.

[mabellonghetti]

Raquel Welch in "Le Fate" (dir. Mauro Bolognini - 1966)