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[mabellonghetti]

Isabella Rossellini at the Blumarine S/S 1995 fashion show.

[galaxytale]

21 wizard spells you shouldnt case on your cats because tits mean :C

[agentfaust]

i desperately want haiku bot to notice me that is all thanks

[raplele]

[silly-stings]

twitter rEALLY liked her

[enchantedalexia]

13 HOURS UNTIL YOU CAN TELL ME WHEN IT’S OVER IF THE HIGH WAS WORTH THE PAIN

[gabriellademonaco]

2004 ➠ 2024

[helpicant-stop]

i'm honestly so jealous of whoever did the 50k dollar hazbin hotel amv for that one guy. if every commissioner was like this artists would be living in paradise

[thesnowflake18]

them green sweater kids or something

[poisonheartfrog]

Quackity and Slimecicle are perfect for each other because sometimes Quackity's coping mechanism is stacks and stacks of TNT and Slime's is being a slut and sometimes it's the other way around

[mabellonghetti]

Françoise Hardy wearing a Paco Rabanne dress in Paris, France. 1968.

[voidify333]

So we always meme about phoenix being the big Legally Blonde fan but consider.

It came out in July 2001, i.e. within the window of time for the friend group to exist

Yes it’s pg-13 but if Miles heard about the premise he would be like !!!lawyer movie!!! And then Gregory would chaperone so his son could see lawyer movie, and suggest “you could bring your friends”

Maybe Larry is also there. Maybe he said no because “girl movie”

Phoenix (at the obvious plot point, for dramatic irony value): “wow,…. she really loves him so much……..”

Miles: “but he’s a jerk he doesn’t deserve her”

Gregory: “kids please don’t talk during the movie”

Phoenix likes the movie to a mundane level. Miles imprints on the movie; full special interest. Before it he was like “I’m going to be a defense attorney like my dad!!!” After he’s like “I’m going to be a defense attorney like a) my dad b) Elle Woods”

But then we all know what happens a few months later. This interest is snuffed out in the same fell swoop as the rest of his interest in a defense career

When anyone brings it up, he thinks of his “embarrassing phase” and cringes

HOWEVER. the special place in his heart for it is not entirely turned to dust, as with old special interests in general

Years later. He has passed the bar and MvK has taken him to the tailor

“Edgeworth every prosecutor needs a signature outfit. The tailor already has the pattern for yours but you may choose the primary fabric. Choose wisely; you will wear this in court for some time”

The tailor presents a variety of swatches

Miles sees a certain magenta among the options. An image flashes in his mind

“This one sir”, he is saying before he has the chance to think

[glowing-and-confused]

Since David Tennant is coming back to doctor who, I just think it would be really good if he regenerated with a Scottish accent with no explanation

[gautierprotectionsquad]

Billy meets Constantine and feels comfortable around him and says a bunch of stuff he wouldn’t say to normal adults bc he thinks he's also homeless so won't say anything to CPS

[raplele]

[silly-stings]

ughhhhr grrhrg UGHH 😕 UGHHHHH