#sorry dunkin

[kkpwnall]

gotta love the midwest, where you can find a donut shop and a crematorium colocated in the same strip mall

[baconbitsandgrits]

I’d order a large iced butter pecan swirl latte with cold foam, cinnamon sugar and two pumps vanilla every single day but unfortunately the Dunkin employee making my drink would be legally required to hunt me for sport

[ilovejoll]

Mom page (Bunny belongs 2 Zim!)

Bonus

[the-dunkin-of-dunkins]

ALR WHO WANTS TO KNOW A FUN FACT ABPUT ME!!

I have decided that I need to come clean and tell y’all as I know that none of the corporate blogs actually work for the place of there choice.

But me.

I do infact actually work for a Dunkin coffee shop. I’m sorry I lied. I hope you all can forgive me.

Tho I have on more thing.

I will infact be editing this post though out the day so that anyone who reblogs the will not have the proof they need to arrest me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[whereisldshadowlady]

Ldshadowlady is at Dunkin Donuts Ldshadowlady IS Dunkin Donuts

[punkitt-is-here]

The most fucked up thing is that the awful sfm models everyone uses have in fact improved over time. In the ancient times their proportions were all kinds of fucked. Like yeah ponies have giant skulls because cartoon characters but those sfm models had fucking hydroencephaly

this is a paleolithic craeture waiting to kill me to feed the herd

[sadaveniren]

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[blossomfestival]

José with Dunkin

Or

Songel just songel

uhm uhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[codecicle]

hey can u hit those two towers . for me

all Americans know when entering an airport is be bisexual, eat dunkin donuts, make 9/11 jokes, and lie

[batfleckgifs]

[cowabinah]

[g0reoz]

dunkin' deez nuts or whatever

[allgremlinart]

there's a rolled Thai ice cream joint, a sushi place, 2 Chinese joints, a pizzeria, and a Jamaican restaurant within walking distance of my house like maybe god DOES love me

[lildoodlenoodle]

Spider Freak Behavior Headcanons

Ok so we all know some of my headcanons and thoughts on making the spider people more spidery. So here’s some more, ignoring the obvious ones like eight legs and eyes and spinning webs. While not all of these, or even any of these, will fit all spider people it’s still fun cause you could def apply these to the more freaky spiders, like Miguel O’Hara, Jessica Drew, 6 armed spidey, spider noir, Kaine Parker, *sigh* SpiderHam, etc. If you’re curious as to why I singled out these guys check out here!

So what do I mean by spidery behavior? So glad you asked!

Instinctually/psychologically: Feeling the need to wrap up villains like a spider does with bugs in its web(feeling the need to liquify and drink their insides(these motherfuckers love smoothies)). Loving shiny objects(noir with the rubic cube lol). Spiders do little mating dances and ITS SO CUTE! Spider people should get to do little wiggles to express different emotions! Some spiders also make little chirping sounds to talk to each other or when hunting, so I think spider people should be able to do that. And be able to purr!(more like a cat not just like a spider, cause it’s more versatile and spider people are largely still mammals) Yes that means they like to cuddle. But on the darker side we get aggressiveness and solitude. Like some spiders actively hate any member of their own species, and get territorial. But some do live in colonies(cough cough spider society). I also think many spider people make little web hammocks or little web nests as a comfort/safety thing.

Physiologically: AMAB spiders being smaller than AFAB spiders. Most female spiders are much larger than their male counterparts, so big buff spider ladies! Sensitive eyesight(Miguel looking at your emo ass) with proficiency in green and ultraviolet lights. So they might need to wear sunglasses. This would also go with a vibration sensitivity, like feeling a fly caught in your web. Some spiders are really hairy, like tarantulas! So it stands to reason some spider people might have a lot of body hair or even dense hair that forms spikes(miguel) and can fling those spikes like tarantulas do. Looking more internally, spiders have blue blood due to oxygen attaching to copper instead of iron like it does in humans! So you could totally have spider people with blue/purple/darker colored blood! Spiders don’t have bones either. They got a hard exoskeleton, but you break that and they just kinda squish. So you could definitely change spider peoples’ bone density and what the bones are made out of. Cartilage would be an interesting one. Or you could go straight for chitin, which is also similar to what fingernails and hair is made out of, and is what some exoskeletons are made out of. Spiders also don’t have eyelids, so that could be fun to play around with. Most of you already know, spiders can’t thermoregulate, but they can hibernate, which is definitely something you could explore and have fun with with angst. Oh! And some female spiders can make pheromones to ‘control’ males.(Jessica) I am also always a sucker for mouth body horror, so split jaws and oral pedipalps are very lovely to me!

Let me know if I missed anything else! Also you should add your own freaky spider things to the post, I love seeing fresh ideas on these sorts of things. But ultimately, feel free to cherry pick through this if you want to use any of these, not all of this will work or make sense for every spider!

Alright, I do have more underneath the cut, but it is officially a minors DNI area. We are getting into some frisky stuff below the cut!

Once again, a lot of this will vary based on the spider and spider person you’re talking about so feel free to squint your way through things and cherry pick if you want to use any of this.

With most spiders the males are smaller and submissive compared to the females. So afab spider people are more likely to be dominant in bed whereas amab spider people are more likely to be submissive. Some spiders even eat their mates after sex, so maybe some afab spider people get a little hungry after sex and enjoy biting their partners. If you wanna get freaky, have one actually try to eat someone.(hey Alexa, play Maneater)Whereas amab spider people might have some sex anxiety due to an instinct of getting eaten after sex. On the flip side maybe they like to get bitten? Some male spiders rlly want to be eaten actually, which could translate to masochism, but I could very much see that turning into anxiety and an impending sense of doom after sex. So like aftercare is probably very important(?). Either way biting would be involved. Some male spiders will even do little dances or give their female partners back rubs before sex(which is so cute and silly), so do with that information what you will. We are ignoring male penis detachment cause that is a lot even for me. But with that said, male spiders, in my opinion and if you know anything about how certain spiders have sex, should be really good at oral. To help this theory, Peter Parker 616 is not only canonically freaky but also fantastic at oral. Another one, purring. Some spiders purr during and before sex to attract a mate(it’s different than cat purring) but because spider people are largerly mammals I think they still purr when content(like a cat) and during sex but it’s two different types of purrs. Finally, back to the pheromones, those are mostly used by female spiders for sexual purposes on males, which could be translated over to spider people in a couple of different ways. But either way you go, feel free to interpret all the spidery behaviors however you see fit!

[the-dunkin-of-dunkins]

Hey can I get a fuckin.... Uh.........

... y'all got cheeese slices in the back? I'd pay like 50 bucks for a chese slice rn

Uhhhh yeah sure….. what kind? White cheddar or uhhh…… American?

I uhh…. Also think we got some string cheese too.

[sobeksewerrat]

What is bro yapping about 😭😭

???? Excuse moi ????

Aren't we all gonna be fucking naked at the day of judgement???? Aren't there rules about modesty for men too???? Is my dad supposed to fuck my mom fully clothed now????