#sorry for the late response ^^;;

[sadclowncentral]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the "question only a human can answer" which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[milesgmorales]

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE + Art of the Movie excerpts ↳ for @tulipfarm ♡ happy (belated) birthday char!!

[actuallyitsstar]

NINE PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW BETTER

OMG TYSM FOR TAGGING ME @liass-21 !!!!! i am so sorry i drafted this tag and i thought i queue'd it and i didnt so 😭😭😭 its only like a month late. its fine everythings fine. aaaaaa 😭

LAST SONG? - "photograph" by the midnight! it is on my writing-for-top-gun playlist bc it has huge maverick vibes lol.

FAVORITE COLOR? - pink!!!! also lighter purples and blues and most pastel shades <3 and black

CURRENTLY WATCHING? - a streamer i have never watched before playing the remaster of of tomb raider i-iii bc i am excited about the remaster!! and those games are my childhood <3 not to be a million years old or anything sakfhfjfhg

LAST MOVIE? - unfortunately it was 'oz the great and powerful' 😭 if any of y'all enjoyed that movie i respect it, but i had to see it on tv at a friend's house and we were having a great time laughing at the very unexpected writing and acting choices being made lol

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? - aaaaaaaa i guess savory ?????? but sweet has a special place in my heart ajdhfjfhfjg

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - committed long term relationship to ~my person~ <3<3

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? - well this is gonna be obvious but top gun primarily !!!! additionally, dan and phil !! mission impossible !!! fall out boy!! and even if the current obsession level is not as high as other things, i am always at least partially obsessed with a hundred other things and people that i am probably posting about at the same time lol

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - “oz the great and powerful reviews” bc i wanted to make sure that im not crazy and that other ppl also felt that movie was an insane fever dream (apparently due to the 44% on metacritic i guess they did lol)😭

tagging: aaaaaa @brambleberrycottage @daffodilstark @tellhound @torchflies @melancholydandelion @goosefilms @driftershunt @downthegenderriver @callsignstingray

[tazmiilly]

hihi i just wanted to say you are my favorite gravity falls artist!!!!! you draw the fords so silly and it brings me joy any time i see you post art of them

thank you!!!! :] always happy to see someone enjoying these two as much as I do

[teachyouhowtodothesponge]

Julie: I love the beach

Wally: Hey Julie

Also Wally: I feel like a hot dog

Wally, please go sit in the shade.

[axellis]

Stormbringer would just be laughing at Cacao's unawareness

meanwhile Cacao is just like: tf you laughing at??? I got this from fighting them-

Stormbringer: *laughs more*

how novel- a little cookie who thinks his power only comes from the sword!

[raggedy-spaceman]

"Amongst all of David's awards, you were recently named on the DILF list. Here's the top five: Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, David Tennant, Mads Mikkelsen, Cillian Murphy. Oh, and Michael Sheen came in-" "Oh and where is he on the list?" "Michael Sheen's number six." "Number six! And just remind me where I am?" "Three, you're three." "Number three!"

Justice for Michael Sheen!

[pastel-medic]

Uhm if you coooould… draw some more red and blu medic… I would be so happy! Their so cute, I would love to see the differences between the two! So cuuuute 😭😭😭😭

The Medic Brothers are pretty much night and day but they do have some similarities (like gossiping during matches or their mischievous nature :3)

[emthimofnight]

please take this sword gift from mordred before he loses in his own match and good luck👍,, ignore the thingy in the corner

Stellar has adopted Mordred as her big brother whether he likes it or not LOL

[basketobread]

my dumb fuck ass just spent 30 minutes trying to find Save Us White Girl and caved and "help white girl bg3" immediately returned it via google,,,,, had help white girl, white girl help stuck in my head,,,,,

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH TBH I CANNOT BELIEVE IT CAN IMMEDIATELY BE FOUND LIKE THAT???? everyday this comic finds its way back to me and i'm unsure if i'll ever be able to outdo it... it might be my magnum opus, i fear... (this is a good thing)

[chimchiri]

Help why is Rarity me 😭She's so me, I was dating sweet and funny guys but secretly super into the buff wrestler build men and is in line with my realization that my attraction to hunks also extended to women. I was at an amusement park and struggled with the lowering the bar at the roller coaster so this hunky female attendant pushed it down for me so easily, forearm so firm, smelled so nice and gave a dimpled smile and I couldn't think about anything else the whole day

When the hot and nice smelling cowboy lady working at the roller coaster makes you question your entire life

(Very cute story, anon! I'm sure Rarity and many more women could relate!)

[biblically-accurate-dca]

[cashmoneychiyo]

[mushtoons]

sorry i didnt make it clear i meant your iteration i dont know what you call your iteration but its the version of the turtles you draw that has donnie with a hat and mikeys the oldest! i would like to know more about them!/gen

UR FINE!! HEHEHE ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE

we call it teenage mutant madness! basically half of new york is getting mutated by unknown radiation created by portal like things called blips, and they're on a mission to stop evil mutants, do odd jobs around new york, and just raise mutant acceptance while also trying to figure out the source of these blips and making enemies on the way ❤️ we have it sorta fleshed out but thats not what u came for! u came for these bad boys! >:)c

[dunmeshiminimumwage]

back when i worked at [large chain coffee store], i tried to unionize my workplace. my manager sat me down and gave me a very guilt trip-y talk. lots of "but i thought we were a family :(" and "you don't *really* know what unionization does, do you?" i played dumb and managed to avoid being fired, but. chilchuck momence.

[mysicklove]

i like to think that at the beginning of the relationship, megumi was always afraid to let out noise during sex.

like he'd let out small whimpers every now and then, but he was afraid of actually moaning.

that is until he got comfortable or maybe forced to moan since the pleasure you give him can be too much :(

-🌷

omg yes sooooo cute.

he would always bite his lip to hide his noise, until eventually you pout at him, concerned for his poor chewed up lip. when he lets out the first shaky moan, you coo at him, calling it the prettiest noise in the world. it makes him so embarrassed and his whole faces flushes a bright shade of red at your words, but it makes him more confident in his noises, and eventually he does begin to moan louder. they are so the cutest sounds too, scratchy and always hold a bit of a whine to it. but it’s so easy to coax them out of him, even doing simple things like kissing his neck while result in the smallest whimpers :(