#source: Darkwing Duck

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: Oh, this is all my fault!

Bill: Well, aren’t you going to argue with me, like “There, there, Snow, it’s not all your fault,” that sort of thing?

Stan: No, this pretty much is all your fault

[marinerainbow]

*Poppy has visited the Toon Patrol just in time to see them all chasing a spider around the house*

Poppy: *rushes inside, scooping up the little spider in her paws* "Oh! The poor dear!"

Greasy: *holding up obe of his shoes* "Que!?"

Poppy: *to the spider* "Are you alright?" 🥺

Stupid: *hiding behind Wheezy* "Poppy, what're you doing? That's dangerous!"

Poppy: *gently strokes the 'lil guy, letting him crawl all over her hands* "Aw, Stu. No he's not! He's just an itty bitty spider! They're actually quite harmless"

Stupid: "Really? But aren't spiders venomous??"

Poppy: "Only a little!" 😊

Smartass: *wondering how they hell this is the same woman who had curled up in a blanket and ducked for cover when it looked a bit too stormy the other day*

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

[thud, not unlike the sound of a raccoon falling from a great height]

Sly:

Sly: clever of me, to use my spine to break my fall like that

[strawberryvanillablast]

Giorno: (posing as a delivery man) Flowers for Mr. Una!

Diavolo: I hate flowers.

Giorno: Er, did I say flowers? I meant skulls. Skulls for Mr. Una!

Diavolo: I'll be right there.

Giorno: (holding an anvil) Oh, did I say a skull? I meant anvils!

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Tiny: Oh, this is all my fault! Tiny: ...Well, aren’t you going to argue with me, like "There, there, Tiny, it’s not all your fault," that sort of thing? Shiny: No, this pretty much is all your fault.

[ladymiraclewings]

Shadybug: Ok, what’s the plan? Claw Noir: Well, first we get attacked. Shadybug: Attacked?! What kind of plan is that? Both Shadybug and Claw Noir: *gets attacked by a spout of fire*

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Lamb:  gets cartoonishly squashed like a pancake by a dropper in Darkwood

Lamb: If this happened to a cartoon character, they would just say "AIEEEE" or "YAAAGH" and then resume their shape... I, on the other hand, am experiencing pain like you wouldn't believe.

[bbu-fan-blog]

Dimitri: Oh, this is all my fault!

Dimitri: ...Well, aren’t you going to argue with me, like "There, there, Dimitri, it’s not all your fault," that sort of thing?

Aristotle: No, this is pretty much all your fault.

[tokuvivor]

{Darkwing Duck and Gizmoduck are battling each other in a training exercise.}

Darkwing: Wait! Before you defeat me, I have one request: can you answer a multiple choice question?

Gizmoduck: I’m Gizmoduck. I’m capable of answering any question!

Darkwing: Are you A: handsome, B: smart, C: scrap metal, or D: all of the above?

Gizmoduck: That’s easy! I’m A and B, but not C, so I can’t be all of the above. But…you can’t fill in two ovals! NOOOOO!!! {The Gizmosuit malfunctions, spins out of control, and tips over, with Fenton still in it.} {flatly} Blatherskite.

Darkwing: {walks over to Gizmoduck} The answer is C…you fuckwad.

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

The fact that they referenced this, tho...

[witchpuppies]

(via GIPHY) Ducktales 2017 season 3 episode 12: Let’s Get Dangerous!

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

Gosalyn: Stop being so dramatic.

Drake: Okay, I am the least dramatic person who has ever roamed the face of the Earth.

Gosalyn:

[un-pearable]

one of the parts of the fanon “PK/DA was an active superhero sometime before DT2017 and donald retired either before or because of the boys” fic premise/microgenre that i think about a lot but have never seen explored is that. chronologically paperinik could very well have been what in the in-universe Darkwing Duck television series was parodying. in a world without actual batman or dc comics to parody the DWD tv show is Paperinik fanfic that later becomes real life again. sorry to break it to you drake but you’re PK through the fandom telephone. i love it.

[fayflutter]

Dark Shadow (envelops in himself in a smoke bomb): I am the terror that claws in the night. Collie: Huh? Dark Shadow: I am the wrong number that wakes you up at 3 AM. Collie: …Okay? Dark Shadow: I am Dark Shadow! (Emerges from the smoke like a badass)

Collie: I am the terror that herds in the night. Dark Shadow: Yes (whispers) Collie: I am the overstuffed burrito that spills onto the lap of crime. Dark Shadow: Yes… (grows louder) Collie: I am Collie! (Enters from above) Dark Shadow: YES!! (Screams at the top of his lungs)

[ladymiraclewings]

Chaz: How stupid could I be? Crimson: Does he really want us to answer that? Chaz: *sarcastically* Thank you for your support.

[writebackatya]

Zan Owlson: Oh Darkwing, I don’t want any more trouble like you had last year on the south side. Understand? That’s my policy.

Darkwing Duck: Yes, well when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of a park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the criminal. That’s my policy.

Zan Owlson: That was a Drakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron!

Zan Owlson: You killed five actors!

Zan Owlson: Good ones!