#source: dragon age inquisition

[oceanview15]

Bruce: Selina, do you think we could ever be together?

Selina: Stranger things have happened. It would take work.

Selina: And soap. Lots and lots of soap.

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Chidi: Hey, Michael? Would you mind not referring to me as your "pesky little nerd friend" to other people?

Michael: When have I ever done that?!

Chidi: To Shawn, to the Judge, to all the Bad Janets, to all the Neutral Janets, to Disco Janet, to Vicky, to the afterlife council, to all my Good Place lectures, to Jeff the Doorman who we passed two minutes ago.

Michael: Hmm...Well I guess that does sound like me...

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

Leshawna: Everyone remember not to look down.

Gwen: I may have already looked.

Leshawna: Just try not to think about it. Or fall. Falling would be worse. Nobody wants to be the one to tell national TV a contestant fell off a log into an abyss.

Gwen: Are you saying that because you already did?

Leshawna: Let’s not start a whole game of, “Who looked down and suddenly felt the weight of their own mortality.”

[incorrectagentsofshieldquotes]

Sinara: I do not trust any event where hitting someone isn't an option. Kasius: You're not a battering ram, darling. Sinara: I am when it suits me.

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

Bellatrix: I do not trust any event where hitting someone isn't an option. Narcissa: You're not a battering ram, darling. Bellatrix: I am when it suits me. No one expects a battering ram to wear a dress.

[adoribullpavus]

incorrect bugsnax quotes

chandlo: "what would you say floofty's best feature is, snorp-dawg?"

snorpy: "their absense, of course."

floofty: "i can hear the both of you."

[incorrectcollectiveassrpgs]

[while scaling giant tree roots]

Meredith: Everyone remember not to look down.

Dahlia, paling: I... may have already looked.

Beth: Just try not to think about it!

Aster: Or fall. Falling would be worse.

Orinala: Yes, it would be difficult to tell Kida that one of us fell off a log into an abyss.

[incorrectdragonage]

Blackwall: The thing is, I've been living a lie. Bull: Just one? I'm living, like, twenty.

[vultures-and-scavengers]

cullen telling himself, "this year will be better," and then the sky cracks in half

[the-northern-continent]

My favorite bit of the Dawn Will Come scene is when Solas is laser-focusing (heh) on the orb, meanwhile the Anchor has already decided what its focus is, and it is so transparently NOT the orb.

Solas is all “elven focus” this, “stolen power” that, meanwhile the Anchor is totally ignoring the shiny titan ball and sprinkling focus bars on the Inquisitor and all their companions. Something something the power of a god comes from their people.

[catdotnip]

Because I'm so indecisive lol

[oceanview15]

Mai: Ty Lee, you should be careful dancing around when Azula’s throwing fire.

Ty Lee: It won't hurt me. It's friendly fire.

Mai: That doesn't always mean what you think it means.

[anew-flame]

Imo Blackwall's judgement should've had a special option just for inquisitors who romanced him

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

Duncan: Come on, just answer the question, DJ.

DJ: My mama didn’t raise a moron, Duncan. I won’t touch that one.

Duncan: You must have an opinion. And you’re single! Completely unbiased!

DJ: There’s no way I’m answering “which Screaming Gaffers girl is the best dressed.” Not for all the money in the world.

Heather: Also, the answer is obvious.

[texts-from-last-blight]

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: Cullen has become a challenging wank for me. Thanks Greg >:(