#source: tumblr (incorreci spaghetti)

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*police sirens*

Quasimodo, who hasn't done anything wrong his entire life: They've found me.

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Yeojin: You're gay.

Olivia Hye: Obliviously I'm not gay.

Yeojin: You're in a romantic relationship with Gowon.

Olivia Hye: You got me there.

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*when Moana joined the official line-up*

Moana: I've never had a best friend before.

Ariel: That's alright, I'll be your best friend!

Moana:

Moana: I've never had a girlfriend either.

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My room isn't messy, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.

— Ariel

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Moana: *chuckling*

Merida: We're about to do something stupid.

Mulan: HOLD THE FUCK UP! Not without me.

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Snow White: All you need is love~

Belle: False. Humans have four basic necessities: air, water, food and shelter.

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Mulan: Basically, when someone says something dope, you say "wig" back.

Pocahontas: Got it.

(...)

J. Rolfe: Pocahontas, I've been longing to confess you that... I love you.

Pocahontas: Wig.

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Snow White: Ariel, can we talk about the announcement you just sent in the group chat?

Ariel: It was a critical update.

Snow White: It just said: "I'm back on my bullshit".

Ariel: *slams table* The people need to know!

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Beast: Are you really that dumb?

Eric:

Eric, hesitantly: Yes?

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Aurora: *gets a paper cut*

Aurora: Son of a-

Cinderella: Rose! There are children here!

Snow White: *gestures at Vanellope*

Aurora: -tree! Son of a tree.

Snow White: *proud*

Mulan: Nice save.

Aurora: Yeah. I fucking nailed it.

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Aurora: A milkshake with two straws, please.

Belle: *blushing*

Aurora, with both straws in her mouth: Look how fast I can drink this.

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Anna: I don't know how many bars of chocolate it takes to be happy...

Anna: ...but so far, it's not twenty seven.

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Cinderella: This palace is a mess! We need to clean it.

Ariel: Who's coming over?

Cinderella: Hum... No one?

Ariel: Then why clean it? We know how we live.

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Nani: I'm not saying all my problems are caused by having to deal with my sister, aliens and a dumb boyfriend 24/7...

Nani: Tough, five therapists have said exactly that.

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Megara: *incomprehensible mumbles*

Jane: What?

Megara: *even more incomprehensible mumbles*

Jane: You gotta speak up, sweetie.

Megara, at full volume: FUCK!

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Naveen: Hi-

Beast: Don't.