#incorrect disney prince quotes

[ouadisneyblog]

Maui: How old are you again?

Quasimodo: I'm 17.

Jim Hawkins: And I'm 16.

Maui:

Maiu: People younger than Moana exist?

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#595 Yuu Felmier

I have to thank @ravenrose00 for giving me this idea ...Of Yuu Felmier, Cousin of Epel...And Leona has feelings for them

Leona: Well, remember when Yuu made a romantic dinner for me? Epel: Leona, they microwaved you a pizza.

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Leona: I asked Epel's cousin out Ruggie: Oh, I’m sorry- Leona: Why? Ruggie: Well, I assume they said no Leona: No, they said yes Ruggie: Really? Then I’m sorry for them

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Epel: H-how do you ask someone out? Leona: Well, first- Yuu: Don't ask Him, He asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot Epel: ...And you said yes?

Its the romance of the ages...prince x farmer...

[equestriagirl16]

I love the notion that Malleus is possessive, but can we also toy with the idea of him having a just as/if not even more possessive partner like-

MC: *pouting while watching Malleus be dotted on by diasmonia students or whoever else*

MC: Malleus could you come here please!

Malleus: Oh! Pardon me.

Malleus: Yes my treasure, is something the matter? You usually don’t use my full name unless-

MC: Unless somethings wrong. We have plans Malleus but you seem to be a bit distracted..

Malleus: Don’t mind them, I was just engaging in some conversation.

MC: Of course, because you know very well that- *tugs on tie*

Malleus: oh-

MC: I was fortunate enough to score the most eligible bachelor in the entire wonderland. I’m the one who you come to on late nights to keep you company. And I! Don’t ever plan on letting you go.

Malleus: I-I um..

MC: Now, how about lunch! *skips away*

Malleus: *the man is frozen*

MC: Cmon Mal-Mal!

Malleus: Y-Yes dear!

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Akatosh: I didn't know Martin Septim's powers so I covered the basics.

Sheogorath: Martin doesn't have any powers.

Akatosh: No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.

[zenzerodomina]

Ariel: having 6 older sisters is exhausting, you can only immagine what it's like

Hans: ahah yes... i can only immagine

[an-angels-fury]

Incorrect Narnia Quotes

Peter, to Caspian: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Lucy, from the other room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

[arminsrealwaifu]

Sukuna: You're 24° girl!

Cinderella: What do you mean?

Sukuna: 'Cuz you're a cute angel 😩😏

Cinderella: Hmm, charming.

Sukuna: *actives domain* DID YOU JUST SAY CHARMING 👿👿👿

[bones4thecats]

Random person: Imagine liking Disney.

Me:

[kindsofnerd]

Willow: So, who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.


Jade: I did. I broke-


Willow: No. Kit?


Kit: Don't look at me. Could have been Elora.


Elora: What? I didn't break it.


Kit: Hmm. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?


Elora: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.


Kit: Suspicious.


Elora: No, it's not.

Graydon: If it matters, probably not... Boorman was the last one to use it.

Boorman: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.

Graydon: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Boorman: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

Jade: All right, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Willow.

Willow: No. Who broke it?

Elora: Sir, Airk's been awfully quiet...

Airk: Really?!

Elora: Yeah, really!

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Willow: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[ouadisneyblog]

Eric: Hey, Mo! What do you want for you birthday?

Moana: Your wife.

Eric: What?

Moana: What?

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#77 Mal...

Lilia: Anyone else feels good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins? Yuu: Can't relate...*Dark bags under eyes drinking their 10th healing potion* Mall: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

[hooligansun1te]

Prince Phillip : Welcome to the Fuck Maleficent Cub, where we all collectively hate on that dragon bitch. I'd love to welcome our newest member!

Evil Queen : ...

Evil Queen : So I might have misinterpreted the name-

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Miraak: If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that.

Miraak: No daedra's worth the aggravation.

Miraak. That's ancient history. Been there, done that.

[enchantedfails]

Prince Phillip: Go to hell! Maleficent: Where do you think I come from?

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Prince John: Compared to me, you are a g-nat.

Sir Hiss: …there's a G. Silent. It's "gnat".

Prince John: Are you calling ME a g-nat?!

Sir Hiss: (nervously) No! Just correcting your pronunciation!

Prince John: Are you calling me STUPID?!

[everwalldigan]

(Sirius develops a deathly allergy to chocolate after his animagus transformation)

Sirius: I want to kiss you

Remus: Sorry, I just had chocolate

Sirius: I don’t care, I still want to kiss you

Remus: but you’ll get those hives on your face

Sirius: Even if I kissing you turned me into a frog, I would still do it just to feel the touch of your lips, even if it is for just one second and then I’ll turn to the happiest frog the universe has ever seen.

Remus (blushing and facepalming): I should’ve never introduced you to muggle fairytales.