#spankulot

[smirked-with-triumph]

lovingg the way you draw Spankulots hands 💜 it gave me some new hcs but I wanna hear yours too (if you wanna share) :0

i think hairy batty hands under the gloves is really funny, i wanted his sleeves to have a slit in the middle for his wings to fit!

i was watching a lot of Adventure Time and put bits of Marceline and her father when i was drawin him, i think hes just a creature as in not a former human (his modisms/idioms are great. ”dont be so very ridiculous! }:—[“) so i love the idea that he reforms and becomes groovy by directing his palms into playing drums (not me stealing this from Timmy’s Dad’s bongo drum episodes..since they share VAs i can imagine this playing out!)

finally i wish he was seen shapeshifting more often like Drac does in Hotel Transylvania….wolfy Spankulot would be so win, with white pawpads

[therealnostalgialover808]

Here's my KND oc, Venus, dressed up as a sparkly, blue fairy for Halloween, together with her fanged, fawning friend, Count Spankulot as a Spank Happy Vampire Bat. I often imagine Venus would be the one to treat the Count kindly, especially in his egg bat form. Hope you like this and have a Happy Halloween. I don't own the rights to Kids Next Door. And special thanks again to @10101potato10101 for Count Spankulot's bat design.

[darknadaworld]

Hi chat was watching knd ,chat .

Guess who I remembered exist, chat ?

PLEASE HES SO SILLY I LOVE HIMB SO MUCH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE HIM S

He's so funny please I love him so much please I

More doodles:

At this point I'm just the one "oh yea the one artist who goes insane over fictional vampires" yea that's me . I'm the one

[jazzyrazzy157]

Instead of using IbisPaint X, I used Freeform (aka the drawing app that suddenly was on my phone few months ago) and go kind gone insane with it.

[majoracats]

Ok el collab ya está publicado por lo que puedo mostrar esto:

Majito selfship tercermundista si señor 😎👍

[the-s1lly-corner]

May we... perchance... as for count spankulot x reader headcanons? Nothing in specific I'm just curious about how you'd go about writing for him :3!

🍭 anon

Spankulot x reader headcanons

Never thought I'd see someone asking for the vampire dude but I'm not complaining! Ultimately he is silly, giving him grace as his whole gimmick being outdated/product of its time happens to the best of medias

Notes: Reader is GN

CWs: None

This isnt a shipping hc but someone pointed out that he stims by doing the fist shakey thing and tbh? Love that for him

Not at all used to romance despite being around for so long- sorry theres no vampiric romanticism here, hes a dork

If this takes place in modern day and you convince him to get a phone hes going to send you good morning/good night texts every single day

"Nooo dont kill yourself you're so pretty"/j

Still on the phone topic he has so many typos and he uses gifs as reactions

Back to the prompt, he's very polite towards you, as well as trying to be a stereotypical gentleman- pulling your chair out for you, opening doors, carrying your coat and so on

Lots of old fashioned nicknames for you; "my darling", "my intended", "my beloved", "my precious", the list goes on! Also calls you sillier names such as "schnookums", he genuinely thinks they're cute

Let's you huddle up to him under his cloak if you're cold or just want to snuggle into him

Never ever late for a date, the man can just.. manifest in a cloud of smoke- never has to worry about traffic! And of course he can fly!

If.. you're up to it and he feels confident enough, he might take you up into the sky in the night so you can see the sights around you- very pretty!

[docgold13]

Profiles in Villainy 

Count Spankulot

A vampire and self-proclaimed vigilante for justice, Count Spankulot has waged a one-man war to punish all the naughty children of the world by spanking them.  Any child who does something wrong, whether the infraction be large or small, are likely to find themselves targeted by The Count’s bizarre obsession.  For he believes this is the path of justice and that his actions are good. He is very passionate about his work, most likely addicted (although his obsession does not appear to be paraphilic) . 

Operating in the darkness of night, The Count appears before his victims in a terrifying way, announces their crimes and his name before he proceeds to punish them.  His spanks are not especially painful, just a quick swat on the backside. Yet the fear he causes could very well have led to longterm psychological harm.

The Count's bent mission brought him into opposition with the agents of Codename: Kids Next Door.  The agents were able to put a stop to the Count, convincing him that corporal punishment is wrong; that all he was achieving was frightening and hurting children.  The Count has tried to amend his behavior, opting instead to spank inanimate objects, such as statues and stuffed animals.  So far this has sufficed in sating Count Spankulot's strange obsession.

The odd villain was voiced by actor Daran Norris and first appeared in the second episode of the first season of Codename: Kids Next Door, airing on December 6th, 2002.

[ravenpoefan]

Mr. Boss: Ok ok! Everyone settle down! Today’s meeting is a little different. We need a plan to-

Toiletnator: Oh oh oh! I have an idea!

Mr. Boss: Not now, Lou! I’m trying-

Lou: What if we use some kind of machine to flush those kids next door out of their treehouse and destroy them?

Count Spankulot: We could fill the knd’s headquarters with vegetables!

Mr. Boss: Will you guys liste-

Mr. Wink: Or we could-

Mr. Boss: No!! We need a plan to get back at Father!

Count Spankulot: What? Why?

Mr. Boss: That candlestick stole my parking spot!!

[numbuh]

bios for sector v and the villains from the manual for operation videogame

(scan from internet archive)

[madwithpowernap]

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Toiletnator's dumbest moment.

Toiletnator: Does popcorn come from corn?

Father: Does popcorn come from corn, did you just ask that fucking question!?

Toiletnator: I want to kno-

Father: Does popcorn come from corn!?

Robin Food: I think he should lose a life for that.

Father: Stop, stop, stop. Are you asking that in real life, does popcorn come from corn?

Toiletnator: Uhhh...It's a seed.

Father: Yes or no, are you asking if we get popcorn from corn?

Spankulot: Hey, I'm his attorney.

Spankulot: (to Toiletnator) You don't have to answer that.

Toiletnator: I plead the fifth.

Spankulot: I'll see you in court.

(Two minutes later)

Toiletnator: I'm googling it.

Father: Oh my God!

Robin Food: What did you honestly think it was before you googled it?

Toiletnator: It comes from corn.

Robin Food: Duh, I'm curious of what you thought it came from before.

Toiletnator: I thought it was like a fucking walnut that you put in the microwave.

Robin Food: A walnut in a microwave, let's move on!

Spankulot: (giggling) I wish Stickybeard was here to see this.

[smirked-with-triumph]

working hard or hardly working? last art dump before 2024!

[darknadaworld]

Can't post the bigger doodles cuz connection is So BAD so have the best man that ever existed idk I love him

[jazzyrazzy157]

This is kind of bonkers, but I’m satisfied with the end result

[majoracats]

More edits uwu and with a bonus!

Treasure island edit!

[the-s1lly-corner]

Hello silly! It's me, 🍭, can I please ask for cuddling hcs of some of the knd villains? You can choose who's included! Take care :>

Cuddling with various KND villains

Need to add more music to my playlist

Characters: Father, Soankulot, Knightbrace, Cuppa Joe, Toiletnator, Stickybeard

Notes: Reader is GN, established relationship

CWs: none

Father

It comes as a surprise to no one that he would be very warm, hes the fire guy- of course he would be warm! Actually pretty soothing when you get the chance to huddle into him!

Unfortunately he's a busy man, so hes not always available to hold- running a business can take up a lot of your time, even more so when you spend a lot of it trying to thwart the KND

Not used to affection let alone physical affection (loser/j(, so its obvious he doesnt know where to put his hands and legs when you guys cuddle for the first time

Prefers being big spoon

Keeps readjusting until he finds a comfortable position, not that theres anything wrong with that of course

Very possessive about the time he does have with you, will NOT take any distractions or change in plan, if anyone wants to come fight him then they can wait- he wont waste any time kicking them out

Spankulot

Absolute cuddle bug, almost puts joe to shame- the only reason is that sometimes spankulot gets a little too giddy and has to separate himself for a few minutes to shake his feelings out

He is just... a goofball

VERY tall and very skinny, cold as hell due to this as well as the whole... vampire thing.. but he does offer to bundle up for you if it's an issue!

Doesnt mind being big spoon and he doesnt mind being little spoon, hes fine with whatever you want him to be!

Loves hooking your arms together when you guys go out and walk together, pulls you to him when you two go still

Can sit in silence but WILL rattle about anything if you want some noise

Knightbrace

The headgear is taken off in bed, as per your request as it seems he can go either way without it-

Little spoon but hes not opposed to the two of you huddling up together into each others sides!

Old man, soft.. not skinny not fat, just average! Normal body temperature though it's slightly on the cooler side

Needs to warm up to cuddling first but once hes comfortable with it hes more than willing to cuddle up into your side if you offer!

Key word, offer! He doesn't exactly know when it's a good time to ask, so he tends to wait for you to initiate

Similar to toiletnator you're probably his first serious partner, at least in a while- likely that knightbrace has dedicated himself fully to his work thus leaving him with no time or desire to date before meeting you

Cuppa Joe

Warm, very warm. And very skinny, at least in the chest and limbs.. he has some softness in the middle

Oh? You thought you two would cuddle like normal people? Nah hes going to be sprawled all over you and clinging onto you- ESPECIALLY if you dont come with him out on the coffee rig! He MISSED you, reader!

Tries his best to make up for lost time, absolutely showers you in touch and verbal affection

Will not let you go unless you need to go do something

Naturally this means hes the big spoon/the cuddler, and you're the little spoon/the cuddled

VERY big on physical affection in general, always touching you in some way whether it be in the house or outside- handholding, leaning on you, and so on

Stickybeard

...sticky.. please ask him to take a shower.. actually wait, that.. sounds like a good idea- asides from just dealing with the stickiness- hes warm and smells nice! And I dont know about you guys, but I tend to get sleepy after a nice hot shower so cuddling makes sense!

Warm and soft, we love thick kings in this house! Very hairy, asides from just the beard so he might be a little itchy

Loves being big spoon, hardly ever is little spoon- would only do it for you if you asked nicely

The two of you just kind of end up talking, nothing in particular.. just talking.. if you're not a candy pirate and dont live on his ship with him the two of you don't get to see each other every single day- theres some catching up to do!

Toiletnator

Very clingy, looooves being little spoon but if you want to be little spoon that's okay!

Very emotionally soft, loves snuggling up into you and talking about his day- he makes sure to ask about yours

Very... shy.. bashful? Flustered when asking you to give him some affection- you're probably his first serious partner and he doesnt want to mess this up.. little dork... on the other hand when he does attempt to be forward he can be.. TOO forward, like laying across your lap while you're doing work or something along those lines- just very blunt and confident