#sphincter’s

[inartinguidance]

It’s A Playlist ohh few you don’t Know Helena Beat Foster The People Paul Revere Beastie Boys Get Stoned Hinder Can’t Keep Me Down CypressHill&Rusko Sound Of Winter Bush You hear the sounds The turn off from south of turnpike Going west sounds hemi All through the night Rolling along Not stormy out Pitch shifter Emerge Fischer-Sooon Leather and Lace Healy & Knicks Grease Frankie Valli It’s A Playlist ohh few you don’t Know, to fit on CD or DC Half way their Maybe a non-downloaded find listen DFL Through texts and messages Hear on TUMBLR Remember Don’t Stop The Music Rihanna Circling Overland Front 242 Cold Hard Bitch Jet Nothing’ But A G thang DrDre&SnoopDogg Put Em Up (Hed) P.E. All through the morning still drinking now Or tore down by the Police that came to smash my tent it was something tactical to up remove me, well the proceeded city said nothing I was just here to cause a fucking disturbance I awoke four days ago now it seems like I’m their on the front lines I was trenching it living barely off of bottled and capped water, My friend was tased and arrested Break Me Down Crazy Anglos Weak and Powerless VitaminStringQuartet Don’t Wanna Fight Alabama Shakes I ended up on the ground Lock in plastic, a few knees knocked me A few times They lost of hold me and I dragged On the gritty pavement The one officer has my tooth imprinted On his big black boot B B B HowToDestroyAngels Morrowind JeremySoule Ride Captain Ride Blues Image Will more for to this CD of the Dc’s Fit Cunts & Pricks Oh Prunts I’ve already made up a word District Companies Dickeye & Cunty Cultivate Divisions All within a sunning ray of Musical Tracklist You got bigger memory than a CD Well here some more Jealous Enemies DarkCaptainLightCaptain “It’s 0549” The Rise SullyErna&(iTunes won’t say) Extreme Ways Moby My pouch not ever big enough It’s human male What do women think It’s only about me Do they ever think of selves Those un crossed legs So different Are they as same so differently Yes they are,it’s above 21 Ohh 22 Some of those you knows My skin was punctured by the playlist The other words captured me first All in all worth playing From beginning to end

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

Post-order A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor at www.SphincterBoy.com

If you're confused, listen to today's episode of MBMBaM.

(Hi @edwardspoonhands)

[moghedien]

IS THIS THE GATE IM SUPPOSED TO BALD

[humansbgone]

It's the two-year anniversary of the sphincter video!!!

[2boldlyqueer]

I was severely under prepared for how many sphincters are in baldur's gate

[soldier-poet-king]

I am in absolute digestive agonies and have to call in to work tomorrow and am in so much pain maybe I have to give up coffee??? Is it my meds and iron? I take them with food? Idk its just really hard to stick to foods I know don't hurt when I'm not in control of all my meals, constantly surrounded by my family's food, judged for the meal planning I DO do by my mother because I (inadvertently) create too much produce waste by trying to eat vegetarian, too tired to cook most of the time, have food anxieties in general ,etc etc etc

It was. So much easier when I was on my own. And 100% in control of the kitchen + what foods were even PRESENT. No temptation to have something quick and easy if it's not in the house. No one to be upset when my spinach goes bad in the fridge. Etc etc

Also I hate tea. But I need a morning time hot drink?? I NEED it?? Apple cinnamon smthn? Ginger lemon?? Send me ur non-tea recs I guess

[brujahinaskirt]

yall (correct): Do NOT ask Palestinians or ANY middle eastern person "are you a terrorist" or "do you support Hamas." What the fuck is wrong with you. Palestinians are NOT their government, they are people. That is incredibly racist, bigoted, hateful, Islamophobic, aggressive, fucked up. If you act like this, you clearly do not see Palestinians as people. Why the fuck would you ever even think to do that

also yall: Oh you're Jewish? So are you a zionist or something? Have you or any of your immediate family members ever traveled to Israel. Have you ever donated money to or attended a synagogue. so you gave your cousin a monetary gift for his bar mitzvah? interesting. Are you related to a Mr. Goldman Sachs

[frociaggine]

It's so hard to be a Sports Fan when there are Bros out there who are also Sports Fans, and they just open their fucking mouths and type with their lil keyboard fingers and you're suddenly punched in the face like the physical manifestation of rancid sweat and dirty socks in a gym's locker room

[wild-menace]

BG3 doodle featuring act 1 tutorial shenanigans.

You can’t tell me the average person wouldn’t be horrified at the walls of flesh and stuff (with the exception of Us)

[knowthelessyouneed]

Sphincter noodle

[sharonisthebettercarter]

big prostate ouchie OW--

y'all, spoiler confirmation of homie as a canonical 'top or die' straight up?? not what i expected--

enlarged prostates can be fuckin' rough for sex in general, but especially a bottom (also DEF not comparable to any legit potential medical procedures, like gais, def be mature and respectful about that cause let's not let enlarged prostates be the next peyronie's--curved *painful* erections due to scar tissue, *little* itty bitty curve is *okay* and *normal*, but an extreme curve is a medical problem), leik??

ooh boi, throw in all the fuckin' MILK (MAH BOI--) he's not givin' up any time soon and--

[adelaidedrubman]

[thundergrace]

Moved into my office today. Finally, a bookcase to put the books that I kept stacking up at my old desk. Suuuper chill and easy reads.

[ducktollers]

[masturbatress]

Dark Souls of stay cool bitch

[humansbgone]

Uploaded the first YouTube Short for HBG! It's just the sphincter bonus reformatted for a vertical format, but hey.