#spiced whiskey

[fuckyeahpedropascal]

Ok hear me out. Some of the pedro boys have to pick their favorite Spice Girl and “no” is not an answer. Who do they pick? (And why?)

Pedro boys as Spice Girls

Thank you for this super fun request @whatsnewalycat 💕 I tweaked the ask to cast Pedro boys as Spice Girls because it’s too good an opportunity to pass up. Commentary below the cut!

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Baby Spice

Javi Gutierrez, Marcus Pike, Charlie, Dio

These guys all exude sweet bbgurl energy to me. Except Dio, he might be into the occult but he has a baby face so he qualifies.

Posh Spice

Oberyn Martell, The Thief, Max Lord, Nico

These guys enjoy the finer things in life, and to be fair to them, they can afford it (other than Max Lord).

Scary Spice

Meemaw, Joel Miller, Dave York, Mario

Three fearsome tough guys... and a fierce mother 👵🏼

Ginger Spice

Dieter Bravo, Ezra, Max Phillips, Agent Whiskey

Took me a while to figure this out since none of the Pedro boys have the hair, but these guys definitely have a diva streak that would make Ms. Halliwell proud.

Sporty Spice

Din Djarin, Javier Peña, Frankie Morales, Pero Tovar

These guys definitely get *physical* for their jobs.

Who's your favourite Spice Girl? Any casting decisions you would've made differently? The floor is open for debate!

[allysdelta]

I've been playing the new World of Warcraft campaign, and I have the worst craving for mead right now

and I'm not even that much of a mead fan

[curiouscatalog]

Just in time for the holidays, some cooking help from James Beard.

From: Beard, James. The fireside Cook Book. New York: Simon and Schuster, 1949.

TX715.B36 1949

[etherealarte]

fig and vanilla infused Old Fashioned

[trippin-chippin]

FIRST OC THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN I SAY THIS WORD:

PUMPKINSPICE

Idk why but I think of whiskey, I guess it’s her color palette

[floridaboiler]

[buysomecheese]

Ok my phone's off but I need to remember to tell my boyfriend so Everyone gets to see On The Tumblr

This ice cream is so good actually I have so many ideas for things to use Old Bay in now fr. The cornmeal fucks with the texture too much for my liking but the flavor is So good. Like I'm definitely for suresies using Old Bay in whatever pie I end up making for Thanksgiving + I'm thinking I'll fold it into the whipped cream I think that would combine really well

[hitman-two]

Cpl. Ray Person Smutty HCs

Happy New Year Smutty Motherfuckers! Godfather would be proud disturbed.

▸ Ray acts like a teenage horndog… and is basically a teenage horndog 70% of the time. The rest of the time, he’s respecting you and not being a complete and utter horny teenager 24/7. Take it as a compliment though; he’s horny for you and only you. ▸ Granted, he jokes when he’s overseas. But that’s Ray just thinking he’s being funny. Having taken it upon himself to be the class platoon clown. He won’t ever act upon the stupid shit he says. ▸ Unfortunately the boys know every inch of your curves and assets. Ray’s big mouth just babbling away. Boasting about your body. Not in an objectifying sense… just more so that he’s got this hot girl waiting for him back home and he personally doesn’t think the other men have hot girlfriends compared to you. ▸ However, Ray’s not joking about things when it comes to what he intends to do to his girlfriends pussy. ▸ First thing he wants to do when he gets home is go down on you. Make you moan out his name. It’s also his favourite thing to do. ▸ As much as he’d enjoy it being returned, he also doesn’t expect it. Just for simply falling in love with him, his entire being is dedicated to you and making you feel good. ▸ He’s a kinky lil shit. Will attempt to do it semi-publicly. Walking back from a date? He’d have no problem hiking up your dress and taking you in a darkened corner in the alley, or in a deserted carpark (in the car). Unfortunately military training has taught him that laying on the deserted beach, as romantic as it seems, is not worth it with having the sand grains giving you ass-crack rash. ▸ Don’t ever bend down in the kitchen to retrieve something you’ve dropped or a utensil from the bottom drawer…it’s a literal open invitation for a certain horny little boy. ▸ But he would take you anywhere and everywhere. ▸ He never says ‘no’ to you. He’s always in the mood. You wanna do it? He’ll do it. Hell, it’s even hotter for him when you specify exactly what you want him to do. You know he’s got a shit-eating grin but will happily oblige. ▸ Unfortunately Ray forgets to stop and make love. He’s too caught up in just wanting to fuck you silly every single time. But he saves those love-making intimacy for when it really matters. He worships your body every single time but when it’s softer, more romantic… there’s just something different about it. I’m sure sometimes you’d wish he’d do this more often but at the same time…if he did… it’d lose that special intimacy. ▸ He’s generally loud and does more cussing than moaning. But it’s always your name that falls from his lips. However, in those softer moments… that’s when you’re able to hear those sweet, vulnerable gasps of pure pleasure, lust and wanton. ▸ It’s the same compliment over and over again, but you know he means it with his entire existence. You literally render him speechless that he can't seem to deliver any other words. Repeats it like a mantra. Fucking: “God you’re hot…you’re so fucking hot…” His voice just rough with lust. Love-making: “You’re so beautiful…every inch of you…you’re so fucking beautiful…” His voice much more gentler, dripping with nothing but awe and honesty. Because he only does think you’re the most hottest angel to ever grace this Earth.

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|| Disclaimers: These were written specifically for a friend, but like Brad, felt it was too good not to share on my blog. It's a little less HCs than Brad's one because Ray is my comfort character when I need a laugh. That big bro. So it was kinda hard to envision him in a smutty sense. Hopefully I did him justice! Gotta try because people are requesting smut with him XD I gotta deliver, y'know... You don't have to like these, that's okay! It's just how I perceive him.

[euesworld]

"She's got whiskey lips and a tequila soul, it's easy to get drunk on her thoughts cause she is never dull.. I would be a fool not to crave her, she is the nectar of the gods. With a vodka smile and that spiced rum bod.."

It's easy to get inebriated on her smile, it's so beautiful that it makes my head spin - eUë

[pierswife]

How I cope with being sick: Imagining how my blorbos would act when they're sick

[heartbeetz]

@ Anton come kiss me rn my mouth tastes like whiskey and cinnamon

[gutsfics]

i should drink while reading Choices novels more often this is way more fun buzzed

[babblish]

absolutely no pressure to answer this, and this ask is only born of curiosity, but what was the 'sibling' peace you mentioned during ordership week?

(once again no pressure at all to answer, i know there's an..... amount of 💿🐴 (disk-horse) surrounding that whole topic haha)

I... I... Anon, if you're talking about my end note on the 🔞 art piece, by "sibling piece" I meant a diptych and to the best of my knowledge there's no discourse surrounding those, at least in fandom spaces.

Basically in the middle of the process of creating the first (and to date the only) piece I had this fanciful notion of using what I had already done and tweaking a few details resulting in two structurally similar but contextually distinct artworks. You know, in much the same way Observatory Musings B-side and A-side are sibling pieces, just in text in form.

😔I'm sorry for the english language if there has been some form of misunderstanding. It's after 1 am for me and there's a strong possibility I'm making a fool of myself, but in fairness I'm absolutely excellent at that at all hours of the day.

[gh-0-stcup]

What kind of drinks do you guys think Darla would like?

Sometimes I see her as the sugary, fruity cocktail kinda gal. But I also could see her being the Manhattan type. Maybe it depends on the quality of the alcohol and the vibe of the night.

As far as wines go, I think she'd like both white and reds - as long as they're decent quality. Black fruit flavours in reds, maybe stone fruit for whites (?). Idk, she's a hard girl to pin down but for some reason I do think she'd prefer more fruit forward wines.

[sidonius5]

✩𝙐𝙈𝙄𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙊𝙇𝘼

[fuzzyunicorn]

Real footage of me making my dearly beloved Soulmate (him🖤!) his tavern wench style food