#spicy tales

[daydreamerdrew]

Spicy Tales (1988) #20, reprinting a story from the August 1939 issue of Spicy Detective

[arcanarix]

cleaning off toji’s cock has become routine. you LOVE it. you’re absolutely addicted and drunk off of it. it’s helped him calm down some after tough days at work. it’s helped him destress just before work. oh, you just love to be of service.

he guides you, gripping you by your ponytail and your nose is soon nuzzling the base of his cock. the rest of his incredible girth is filling your mouth and throat. he makes you stay there for a good few moments before guiding you back up so your lips are grazing his tip, a line of spit stuck to it that you break up with a swipe of your tongue. he groans, and you smirk in all knowing sin. you don’t have to do much to get him to just lose it and he bucks himself back up into your mouth. you almost splutter but you don’t. miraculously. or not. you have enough practice.

“fuck, baby. mouth’s so good. so perfect. like it’s made for this.” he brings out his phone and captures the moment for himself. “all of this is mine.”

you manage to nod, of course it is. of course you are. all of this is his.

[n01r-kn1ght]

They probably played truth or dare or something like that

I forgot error’s glitches in the last few panels also you’re* not your

Previous Part 2/2

[spicysucculentz]

my sincerest reaction to clone wars style thrawn

[saijspellhart]

A heavily censored/cropped version of this art. To appease Tumblr’s delicates sensitivities. Please be kind to me, I haven’t drawn in a long while. Loving encouragement is the best, and much appreciated. If enough people like this I’ll color it.

Oh look the first drawing I do in months and it’s to finish this spicy LadyBlanc art. (Dragonbug x Chat Blanc) I hope you all enjoy.

[kit-williams]

Cuckoo Anon

Firmly assuming this would be non Canon but this popped in my head and I Must spread it!

Everybody Here is 21+

You know those kinda cheesy romance novels you see in the book/magazine sections of stores?

With handsome, sometimes shirtless, men holding collapsing women in long silk gowns? With titles like The Highlander's Woman or Drowned by Temptation.

...You have to turn your eyes away with a blush as you walk past the book section in your local grocery store.

Astarte romance novels, a Whole new genre has popped up over night and you are Not coping well.

They range in subject and Marine type, Taming the Chaos, Renegade Revelry, His Loyalty Abounds.

Oh lord you are So embarrassed but you can't look away! Or rather you keep flitting your eyes trying to not look, only for them to get pulled back.

The photography for them was honestly immaculate, and that makes you both respect the artist, and loath them all at once.

Good lord, you should just hurry up before Your Astartes gets back from finding his items.

Then again...a quick peak wouldn't hurt. Just for curiosity! In fact you'll Only read the description! Not actually going to read about...that kind of stuff with a Space Marine.

You reach for the shelf.

"Hrm?"

"Eep!" You jump at a familiar grumbling greeting behind you. Whipping around you see your Astarte, with him is a cart full of items he'd set out to retrieve. His posture portrays confusion at your sudden outburst.

Your embarrassment doubles, and your blush erupts filling your face and neck with heat. "Ah h-hey b-buddy! Don't sneak up on me like that! You almost made me jump out my skin! Hahaha." You try to play it off, while blocking his view of the shelves that must not be named.

Your Astartes still looks confused. He tries to peak around your body.

You move to intercept. "Ah hey! Did you find all you stuff?? Great! Great! Let's head home I'm pretty ti-ERD!" You yelp as you big fella gently picks you up and places you to the side.

"Wait No No No! Don't look!" He holds you back just using one arm as if blocking a pet trying to snatch something off a plate.

You can't bear to watch and cover your face with your hands. Maybe he won't understand the titles? Oh please let him not understand your written language! He has eyes doesn't he? He'll clearly be able to see you were eying books about handsome space marines sweeping mortals off their feet. You're pretty sure Astartes can understand Context Clues!

"Hrm..." Your woken from your dooming as your marine grunts again, and you peak through your hands. He's  straightening his posture, and he's-he's got something in his hand.

He'd plucked one of those FORSAKEN romance novels off the shelf, then without another word, places it in the cart.

He then sets the cart in the right direction, and with an exceptional gentleness brings his ceramite clad arm behind your person to usher you foreward.

Curiosity, though baneful to you already, bids you look at which one he'd grabbed. Perhaps he thought you wanted it and were too embarrassed to ask. The thought makes want to melt into the floor.

Until what you see surprises you. The book in question doesn't feature your marine type on the cover, not even a similar faction. But the human model does share some physical qualities with...you??

You glance up at your Astartes as you walk. He glances to you, and...the arm behind you moves from simply nudging you along, to being gently but tenderly wrapped around your form, bringing you closer to him.

You blush for an all New reason, as your space marine continues to proceed to the checkout.

Maybe...maybe those novels aren't so bad after all.

I like to think a lot of these are penned by either people fucking/getting fucked by their Astartes OR are written by Astartes themselves. Oh sure you'd expect the far more SPICY novellas to be written by either noise marines or Chaos space marines dedicated to Slaanesh right but then there's one or two that's being written by a Black Templar with a pen name and a whole god damn author persona because he would rather flog himself publicly naked then let anyone know he's the one writing those erotica level novellas about a Chaos Space Marine seeking redemption and using the power of love as a way to heal, and of course the other series he writes about some mortal and a Black Templar.

Of course I also see the grocery store romance novellas also sometimes being set back home usually just either sticking to a single location but given the scale of 40k that either single fortress monastery or battlecruiser is large enough to contain the plot. Also you bed your britches that for those photography ones that got some battle brother from that specific warband/chapter/legion to pose because if you're going to have a trashy cover and use photographs and not god damn paintings that they use to have then its going to be accurate. (Its the Emperor's Children... both Loyal and Chaos who handle this)((Occasionally the Blood Angels))

As for you dear reader... how cheesy some of these stories can be though sometimes they have a habit of veering off into borderline horror at times with how grim and dark some plot lines can get. Sure if you pick one up about and probably written by a Chaos Space Marine there might be a likely hood of casual sacrifices being mentioned though bless the editors and publishers for making sure those stories are properly tagged. However, even the darker novellas tend to follow the 'power of love' trope, the guy gets the gal, etc. (For better or worse in the case of Night Lord stalker and/or yandere romance/erotica novellas)

Goodness me what started out as one or two books has amassed into a collection... and you don't think you can find anymore to add to it when you clearly get ahold of a story written for an Astartes verses a human. How can you tell? Well besides it being written in gothic and from what you've been able to translate how it is written in a very different style... but far more focused on the mortal. Perhaps like with the different types of marines they've got stories that focus on the mortal?

You can't say only speculate as your Astartis refuses to answer you. But how are you to know he's been writing about you and all the filthy things he would love to do to you. Basing the pair in his books, for both mortals and Astartes, off of the two of you. But who can say... its only speculation.

Tag list: @bispecsual @egrets-not-regrets @moodymisty @bleedingichorhearts @liar-anubiass-blog @thevoidscreams @barn-anon

[megoomy]

it was maid day. i finished this at the last minute. but then i forgot to crosspost

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

Tales of Terror | 1962

[driveintheaterofthemind]

Vintage Pulp - Saucy Movie Tales (June1936)

Art by Norman Saunders

Movie Digest

[toyastales]

Never thought about painting a bathroom this color, but I like it!

Hot and steamy

[daydreamerdrew]

Spicy Tales (1988) #19, reprinting a story from the July 1940 issue of Spicy Detective

[arcanarix]

accidentally seeing toji in all of his glory // toji x afab!reader

sometimes, it's hard to believe it. you're dating the man of your dreams. something a long time ago, believed only occurs in fairy tales because relationships never work out the way you want them to litrally ever. and you're no special case in that regard. either past partners cheat, lie, behave erractically and/or have visceral reactions to otherwise what may have been settled with ample communication, or something else that doesn't align with your values.

until you meet toji, you're tired of it. you swear yourself off the dating scene--dating apps, dating forums, dating sites, going to bars, going to clubs, blind dates set up by friends or family. you stop cold turky. but toji? toji changes your mind. and you're the stubborn hyper-independent type.

stopping at his doorstep, you take a minute to breathe. this is a big big step for you, going to his house for a night in. you're not even sure where it's going or if he'll make any advances (which you will happily welcome because god is he sexy as fuck), but you're taking the leap here.

and that leap of faith is through ringing that raggedy ass doorbell.

and he answers, clad in a towel and damp hair, clicking to his forehead and the sides and back of nis neck. even some water is still all over his chest, and it looks like steam's coming out of his restroom that's definitely close by. you're not that discreet when you swallow, your mouth void of moisture all of a sudden. and he definitely picks up on it and doesn't comment to spare you any embarrassment.

"early," he comments, before stepping aside to let you inside. "i'm sorry for not being ready."

"that's nothing to apologize for!" you assure him. wow you actually find words while stuck in your stupor. still a little dazed, you amble inside and put your things by the hallway console table. from the mirror you see toji adjusting his towel and your hands fly up to your mouth to conceal a gasp when you see just a little glimpse of his--

--"you weren't ready to see this much of me?" toji inquires with light amusement in his tone.

"oh stop teasing me, it's been a while for me. but for what it's worth, hot damn."

toji chuckles, "alright, beautiful, let me get dressed. take out's going to be here soon."

"great! i'm starved," and suddenly not for food and for this hot piece of ass you're lucky to call your boyfriend.

[redtippedfox]

I’ve already done Dark!God Adrien.

Characters are Aged Up!

[spicysucculentz]

someone needs to keep dave filoni AWAY from thrawn at all costs please and thank you

[joethehoeee]

Week two of keenswimmers2023

Prompt: Royalty/Guardian.

Uhm...I couldn’t let go of last week just yet-

But it is Guardian, in a way-

Uhm...you thought his wings are okay? Nope.

TRAUMA BABY!

Well...Sorry (not at all sorry) for doing this but I won’t stop...I love this AU. But I need a name-

Anyways, share more headcanons on it, I love it. And make them deep.

But this isn’t the canon pic for this AU. You wanna see it? Are you sure? Okay...

BOOM-

Ohhh wait? You thought they both survive? Nahhhhhhhhh.

Yep my love dies. Sorryyyyy. 🫶

Yep he watches over her, even after his death.

Wanna know how he died? Well I haven’t decided yet. But definitely in a way to protect her. He probably tried to rescue her even after their big fight but she thought she could do it alone (she couldn’t) and he saved her, wich costs his life.

Uhm and just random close ups-

Your welcome 👀

Okay yeah...I know I am weird-

[sparx-artz]

Them💖