#sport; sky

[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

[logan-lieutenant]

lando and oscar: *managed by a shitshow of a team and therefore clash with each other*

nico rosberg, from several kilometers away: I CLASHED WITH MY TEAMMATE ONCE. it was the spring of 2016, even the brilliant rays of sunlight couldn’t melt the frozen shards of the love i gave to–

oscar: lando and i bought each other flowers today :)

[eirianerisdar]

FP3 Sky Commentary:

Crofty: I think we will be getting some news about Adrian Newey next week.

Nico: And what will that news look like, Crofty?

Crofty: I don't know, Nico.

Nico: Yes you do. You told me yesterday.

[haneensab005]

Seb and Nico should make some kind of podcast or show where they sit after every race weekend and discuss anything and everything. Results, rumors, teams, drivers, gossip, contracts and everything in between. Forget f1 media forget sky. I want these two Germans' unfiltered opinions on everything in this sport.

[redassistant734]

they should announce races like the Disney channel

[yesloulou]

Goodwood '24 🌕 Renaissance Charity '18

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️

[natailiatulls07]

Could you do SMAU for Jenson Button with wife reader? He was looking particularly good in his interviews with Sky Sports and everyone was still having a crush on him even though he was past that (he thinks) She teased him about it but he would only choose her until the end of time. You decide how it goes. Fluff and sweet. Thanks!! :))

Jenson Button x wife!reader

Summary - Just a compilation of Y/n giving the fans what they want of fatherhood Jenson

A/n - Second Jenson smau yayyy

Masterlist

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yourusername posted a story

(Caption: Johnny keeps asking where daddy is...he really is his fathers son)

yourusername

small family getaway with a side of motorsport..

Tagged: jensonbutton

Liked by logansargeant and 63,846 others

username aww Johnny and little Marie are the cutesttt

skysportf1 we're missing you Jenson, have a nice time guys!

username those kids have the best parental genes EVER

= username IKR like Jenson is in his hot daddy phase and I'm loving it!!!!

= yourusername I'm loving it as well ;)

yourusername

at home with the family before the season starts again!

Tagged: jensonbutton

Liked by fernandoalo_ofical and 69,725 others

username I need more hot daddy jensonnnn

logansargeant missing my favourite racing parents and siblings ughhh

= yourusername we miss you too Logan!! <3

= jensonbutton Johnny kept asking if you were coming soon ahaha

username like father like son honestly

yourusername posted a story

(Caption: Getting ready for date night ;) )

yourusername

Date night whilst the kids are with the grandparents <3

Tagged: jensonbutton

Liked by mclaren and 86,682 others

username Y/n you are killing us with the cheeky Jenson pics!!

username I wish my date night were with someone as hot as these too omfg

username do you need a dog? asking for a friend

username this is becoming a crime how hot they are omfggg

username imagine being married and having two children with THE Jenson Button

Twitter/X

Username I just want to give Y/n Button a personal thank you for providing us Jenson Button in his hot daddy era, doing gods work!

Username yesss thank you Y/n, we love you <3 Username thank you so much Y/nnn Username absolute angel for feeding us the best of daddy Jenson!! Yourusername anytime guys!! I felt that it was needed to show the people of father hood with another child was treating Jenson :33

jensonbutton posted a story

(Caption: Even in my old wrinkly age, somehow this women still thinks I'm hot ???)

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[ilottthepilot]

very strange how many people want to die on the hill that this is not alex's home race, simply because of the flag on his racing license... one would think dual nationality is a very simple concept for an adult to grasp

[slutforpringles]

Daniel spoke openly about struggling to keep enough weight on during his McL stint. But apparently Crofty thinks it's appropriate commentary fodder to joke about needing "smaller lighter drivers like Yuki and [Liam]" during FP2.

I don't care if you dislike Daniel, in fact I don't care if you hate him, surely we can all agree no driver should be subjected to comments like this. This inappropriate, nasty unprofessional commentary needs to be called out, particularly coming on a day where Ricciardo has already been subjected to some pretty gross on air remarks by other presenters.

F1 drivers are people and deserve to be spoken about with respect. And driver's weights and bodies are never appropriate topics for on air jokes.

[myrquez]

so you’re telling me bezz told sky sport that he made a little mistake during the sprint bc he saw that “marc was coming to catch him”. he said that he was trying to focus on martin, but he knew marc was getting closer and closer and then he fucked it up

( “ehi bezz your crush is here act normal” bezz: fall off his bike )

[eirianerisdar]

I'm DYINGGGG Jenson gave up and started breaking the fourth wall and rolling his eyes at the camera when Danica was wrapping up

Simon had to reach over and put a hand on Jenson's elbow after this before they went to break

[gunsatthaphan]

prapai 🤝🏻 mahasamut shoulders are free real estate.

↳ requested by anonymous ♡ 

[j-emini]

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[blueskingdom]

the way lando’s demeanor changed as soon as oscar came into the interview is just stunning

like he went from lando “media-trained answers” norris to lando “soft, inner-personality” norris

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Fuck anyone who makes jokes about a crash that literally sent a driver to hospital.

Max's crash at Silverstone is the third most severe crash we've had in F1 in the past five years (most severe being Grosjean's in Bahrain 2020, followed by Zhou's in Silverstone 2022).

Additionally, the fact he was sent to the hospital at all is significant as Silverstone has its own medical facility on the grounds. It says everything that even as a precautionary measure, Max (+ Alex & Zhou the following year) was sent to the nearest hospital instead.

Do not for a single second take a driver walking away from a severe crash for granted. Sometimes, the miracles don't happen. Sometimes, a driver doesn't walk away unscathed. You do not want to be watching when the worst-case scenario becomes a real possibility, or worse; a reality.

If the like from Lando's dad is real... I have nothing else to say, from the bottom of my heart; FUCK YOU!