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[qprstobin]

I want a Steve who genuinely doesn't want to play DnD because it's just not his thing! He enjoys watching and thinks some of it seems fun, but just isn't interested in the time commitment, or the math, or various other parts of it.

HOWEVER he does demand, like a child when they find out someone is writing a book, to be put in every single campaign as a random npc. He doesn't want to sit down for hours roleplaying, but he does want that seductress in the tavern to have good hair and be named Stevana.

And this isn't like, something the others don't know about, it's very obvious who it is each campaign. Sometimes Eddie even convinces Steve to do the voice for the character if it's a fun one and Steve isn't at work. Steve enjoys how much it both amuses and gets on various Hellfire members nerves, especially because his characters are always... Pretty out there.

Gareth and Jeff tend to be amused by Steve's characters, unless they are actively getting in their way and even then Jeff at least normally just finds them hilarious. Freak continues to want to study Steve like a bug. A crowd favorite for the CC members but a point of annoyance for the Party was the character that Steve pitched that was infatuated with that quest's main villain and would appear randomly just to say something really suggestive about the big bad, inconvenience them somehow even in a really minor way, and then dip. They were definitely supposed to be rescuing Stefano at one point but he was basically kidnapping himself at several points. Dustin is perpetually annoyed because Steve won't play with them for real, but he WILL play a random bimbo that starts them on a quest and enjoys flirting with the older members characters.

(Will and Lucas are... Maybe a little disappointed he's never flirted with their characters but also, Steve would never do that lol.)

Eddie is fine with it, he thinks this is a great compromise. He gets that Steve doesn't want to do hours long storytelling sessions, but this way he still gets to enjoy time with Steve doing one of his favorite things - creating characters and writing the most annoying stories possible. He loves that Steve is participating in even just a small way, and honestly only having him participate for a little bit at a time is better for Eddie's ability to stay on task anyway. He knows Steve wouldn't have fun being a player but he also knows Steve loves being a problem.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

S1 bts photos share in reel by Maggie Service on insta! :)

[heavenslittlehellion]

i cannot express how much i adore this wretched little creature /pos

[jebiknights]

Most of fandom: it makes more sense if Quinlan is a few years older than Obi-Wan and his creche mates, since his Padawan is several years older than Anakin and knighted before him, and it also ties in neatly with him not existing in the Jedi Apprentice books if he's already doing Padawan things when they happen

Me: uses the not great Legends dates/timeline that says Obi-Wan and Quinlan are the same age because that makes Quinlan a Teen Dad

[salemoleander]

Omw into Nashville via our one singular passenger train :D

[somehowmags]

ok i said this already on discord but i hope that shelby shubble’s ghost thing that happened in her recent episode is xornoth Again. i want the main threat for every single season of empires to be xornoth. i want him to keep coming back in increasingly ridiculous and improbable ways like bad slasher movies. i want empires season viii: xornoth takes manhattan. do you see the fucking vision

[okariaonb]

[Good Omens] The Chattering Order of St. Beryl Presents: Unholy Night

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[cryptic-queer-cryptid]

so… me and some lovely friends accidentally started a furfur cult sometime back, mostly due to our utter fascination with this pathetic little creature.

we call ourselves the chattering order of st. furfur.

fanfiction has been written.

if you like pitiful pining, one-sided attraction, and some truly inspired body horror, please check it out!! some incredibly talented writers have added and will be adding to this collection <3

shoutout to: @heavenslittlehellion @corancoranthemagicalman @snarky-synesthete @imacowboy3 @igneousfrizzle @mochimidnight @dxxtruction @enjolton @hey-there-hunter for being my fellow chattering order members <3 i can always count on you to be just as or even more depraved than i am

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

plz pray for me this week and next week as I head into exam season.

St Joseph Cupertino, on behalf of myself and all college and university students taking exams in the coming days, please intercede for us, asking God for the miracle you were so graciously granted long ago. Ask that we might, after the trials of our studies, be asked only questions that we are able to answer. Amen.

[trashboatprince]

Ineffable May day 26: Chattering Order

Hey, wait a sec-

[silentgrim]

the fact that you have to thank someone for being nice these days because post pandemic aggression is overtaking

[qprstobin]

Need more future fics that aren't dramatic fics about getting back with an ex or something but is just everyone peacefully living their lives post upside down.

Except Stobin who somehow manage to find trouble at every single job they find together.

They work night shift at a gas station that gets held up all the time. They temp at a start up that ends up being a scam. They become roadies for a bit for some random band that ends up getting really big and they get cemented into that bands lore forever. (And I don't mean CC this ain't about them.) They somehow get hired as the only legitimate employees at a business that's a front for the mob. (Even after they leave this job they still get invited over by the don for holidays.)

Meanwhile everyone else is in the background incredulous and very confused because how do two people find this much trouble at EVERY single job they are at. Esp because Stobin isn't even bothered by it at this point! Anything is better than the upside down, this is just normal to them.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Hiyaaaa this is very random

Back in the day after season 1 got released there was a website for the chattering order of saint beryl, it was really eerie but it was fun to visit to scare your friends hehe

Why did it get deleted? (Or is it still around?)

Hiya! :) There is still this site and there was also chatteringorderofstberyl.com but that is no longer working - but it is archived a bit here! :). Why it's no longer working - well my guess that as it was part of the promotion for S1 the domain was paid like for a year and then not paid further as promo time for S1 was over.

[heavenslittlehellion]

draw this in your style. i'm so serious. tag your furric friends. spread the pathetic<3 #furricmemeDTIYS

[ineffably-good]

Ineffable May, Day 26: Chattering Order

Continuing my ephemera project, in which each prompt is shown in some throw-away piece of paper, tickets, snapshots, text conversations -- one of those transitory moments in time which are never saved but which tell big stories in their own rights. Somewhere in a drawer or a pocket of a pair of very tight pants, Crowley has this small, crumpled-up piece of paper from the night he delivered Adam Young to the nuns.

[panicbones]

1 & 2 for music asks!

1: A song you like with a color in the title

"Black-Red" by Dr. Dog

i love this one cuz i always love posing the chorus like a personal question. ohhh black.... or maybe red? 🤔 or black! or...maybe red.....

2: A song you like with a number in the title

"16 Tons" by Red Stick Ramblers

so this is a cover but its the first vers I heard of this song and i do rly like it. bonus: i think of mtmte megatron when i think of this lol

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