#st crack

[demobatman]

a life of serving never takes a day off

[undreaming-fanfiction]

Robin: Hey Steve, why do you call Eddie "Sugar"?

Steve: *vividly recalling Eddie grabbing a spoon and eating the whole sugar bowl when they got high together, muttering "not bad but it needs more sugar" while Steve giggled like a maniac and refilled the bowl twice* Uh, we're dating.

[stevesbipanic]

Ok some people actually asked for a fic so here it is the March 15th Steddie fic.

Let it be known that Eddie Munson is drama kid.

Every play and musical that Hawkins High put together he was in, he even played Romeo in his junior year. He had 24/7 access to the drama room which he of course used for Hellfire and took great joy in using the props for his campaign, especially the throne.

Being a drama kid meant he had access to their old costumes too, this came in handy for Eddie's more public displays of goofiness. Eddie loved history and he loved making people laugh so it was no surprise to the Hellfire boys when on the 15th of March Eddie showed up in a full Roman getup complete with toga and laurel wreath.

Eddie had giggled to himself when he showed the boys his prop knife and told them his plan to "stab the emperor". He had just finished telling them when his victim came round the corner.

"Emperor Steve your rule of tyrany is over." Eddie cried as he jumped in Steve's way and "stabbed" him.

Steve blinked at Eddie and for a moment Eddie thought how annoying it'll be to get blood out of the toga when Steve punches him. Much to Eddie's suprise however, Steve giggles.

Eddie doesn't think he's heard a more adorable sound and it certainly didn't help to quell the metalheads crush on the jock.

"Oh no! Eddie how could you betray me this way, my closest advisor!" Steve plays along, Eddie blushes at Steve even remembering his name, his first name at that, the jocks usually call him Munson when they shove him around.

"Sorry Stevie but it had to be done, you're too pretty to have so much power." Eddie flirts pushing his luck.

"I knew my looks had an effect on you, Eds," Steve winks as he fake dies before laughing and continuing his walk down the hall.

Eddie was half frozen in shock at Steve flirting back that Gareth has to slap him back into reality.

"Dude was Harrington flirting with you!?"

"Boys, I think I've been murdered myself."

[lvcygraybaird]

#stoncy is OUT and whatever this is is IN

Nancy is straight, but she's gay for me, but she's straight for Steve, and Steve is really straight for Nancy. And I hate Steve. It's not that complicated.

[daigina-3]

[envy2prettyy]

Steve: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Billy: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Steve: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Eddie: edible

[is-this-anxiety]

Do you think, ever in a moment, when Gaten and Noah rode their bicycles in season 1, knowing full well that Finn couldn’t ride a bike, and where just little shits about it.

Like “Lmao, bitch 🤠”

[makeadealwithdean]

[lesbianelphie]

Thinking about this post in the context of the fact that Henry fashioned the mind flayer to look like a spider and. You know how in Percy Jackson the kids of Athena are terrified of spiders bc of the Athena/Arachne feud and Arachne is constantly sending spiders after them? AU where after the mf gets exorcised from Will's body Henry starts sending actual spiders after him all the time. His friends and family basically become trained guards in charge of keeping spiders away from him on a daily basis.

[messessentialist]

[hawkinsp0st]

el’s gonna take one look at mike’s room in hawkins, see all of will’s drawings & none of her letters, the giant one way sign pointing at the closet, and say: “you are what joyce calls ‘gay’” and then break up with mike lmao

[fruityfourgalore]

@keeryswiftie gets it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 not album covers but still

[undreaming-fanfiction]

Steve and Eddie watching a movie where a couple kisses in the rain.

Steve sighs, all dreamy and tender. "I wish we could kiss like that."

Eddie gives him a quizzical look, gets up and walks away. Steve has no idea what's happening, but then Eddie drags him to his feet and leads him into the bathroom. The shower is turned on and there are two mismatched towels ready and extra clothes. Eddie smiles at him and shoves Steve towards the stream of water.

"I can't control weather yet, but what my Stevie wants my Stevie gets. So hop in, lover boy, we've got some kissing to do."

[stevesbipanic]

Hahaha I saw someone make Steve and Keith as a crack ship and it's making me cackle.

[vildo]

gay people never flirt normally it's always gotta be shit like this

[bebx]

how I imagine a confrontation between Vecna and Michael Wheeler would go

plot twist: they share a brain cell