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theoutcastrogue · 2 years

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Four stars because after stabbing a guy the butterfly knife wouldn't come out of his leg and I was forced to leave it there.

— most popular review of a ~15 euro butterfly knife [x]

#tools of the trade #butterfly knife #only knives left #stabbity #folding knife #actual review #the Rogue school of translation gives exactly zero fucks

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therobotmonster · 4 months

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I don't think any of you can understand the disappointment of finding out Cambyses II probably didn't stab the Apis bull out of spite.

#history #cambyses ii #the apis bull #stabbity

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suchawrathfullamb · 8 days

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Oh to have Will say he belongs to Molly just so we could witness Hannibal's wrath

#and that little bitch would do it on purpose too like #hannibal no #im married i belong to her now #and h just LOSING IT #but internally #but then also stabbity stab coming soon #nbc hannibal #hannigram #will graham #hannibal #murder husbands #hannibal lecter

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dirtychocolatechai · 6 months

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so i guess you could say the ides of march is tumblr’s roman empire, huh?

#ides of march #julius caesar #brutus #march 15 #stabbity rip stab stab #ba dum tss

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weird-an · 6 months

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Caesar: Why do you have a knife, will there be cake?

Brutus: No, I'm making a salad later-

#they need more stabbity #ides of march #julius caesar

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bluemoonperegrine · 3 months

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Stability is desirable.

Hat tip to @sokovianfortune for the "I have stability" text post and @nerdygingerandproud for the staying silly one

#werewolf by night #werewolf by night memes #werewolf by night text posts #elsa bloodstone #is stabbity #azazel #jack russell #marvel #memes #tw blood #cw blood

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picturesofashe · 5 months

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Punchberry

#ffxiv #vina veena #tonberry alt #stabbity stab #punchity punch #ffxiv screenshot #ffxiv gpose #just some silliness today

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crazykuroneko · 1 year

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The panel has been cancelled. It hurts, but given the majority of TV panels have been cancelled, this is what should be done. I hope it also means the production in Prague has stopped as well

But we still have the ad wraps and there should be the immersive IWTV stand somewhere there for fans. So, crumbs

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #moi.txt #i'd stab stabbity stab AMC if they make them cross the picket line

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mima-sama · 2 years

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To celebrate the occasion!

#ides of march #food #stabbity stab

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risu5waffles · 3 months

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excerpt from doctor's visit

Doc: So... your estrogen is very high. Way too high.

Me: Hokay. Is that a problem?

Doc: No~~o

Me: But it's too high.

Doc: Way too high.

Me: See, you're using "way too high" not in conjunction wiv "this is a problem," and i find that confusing to the point of concern. Well, is there anything i should do?

Doc: Stop smoking. Not right now, but you have to stop smoking.

Me: And this will help wiv my estrogen being "way too high"?

Doc: Not at all. Smoking is just really bad for you.

Me <inside head voice>: Do you want me to stab you? Is that what this is? 'cause this is how people wind up getting stabbed.

#just a tired little trans lass #stabbity thoughts #why are doctors like this?

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glados · 17 days

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actually 8-bit theatre put "stabbity death" into my vocabulary when i was a kid so 10 year old me said it in the middle of a rehearsal of the musical we were putting on. whoops.

#txt #for context it was narnia and i was the white witch. therefore i had to kill aslan.#so the lights went out and this should admittedly have been the first sign i had adhd #but just fully without thinking to censor myself just full impulse i went STABBITY DEATH! out loud #everyone onstage burst out laughing. staff less impressed. My Bad. I Did Not Mean To.#luckily yeah it was a dress rehearsal. but good lord.

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johnmurphysgirl · 1 year

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