i just bent over wrong and now my lower back is in searing pain no matter how i move/sit. love having a physical form
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I emerge from the ashes completely filthy. I’m covered head to toe in sweat and my body only shows pain. It’s obvious that I’m lasting on fumes and I’m bound to collapse at any moment, only hubris keeping me up at this point.
I look out at the land, ignoring the destruction behind me and smile at the sun resting on my face.
“Finally,” I whisper, relishing at my freedom “I finished the 400k fanfic.”
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"They're trying to start a fire out there and they don't know what the heck they're doing." - Mother Mary, on the subject of Earth
"fine, but it's the last time, I've had enough of this nonsense." - Jesus
Mary shuts the window.
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The jolt of absolute FEAR that went through me when Fuuka suddenly announced "the reaper showed up!!!"
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oh my god what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck oh JESUS. PIERCINGS???? LONG HAIR??? COUPLED WITH HIS "I'M HOT AND I KNOW IT" EXPRESSION?????? KING OF VAMPIRES VIBES???? I'M BASHING MY HEAD INTO THE WALL
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i’m sick and dying and ill and the only way to cure me is huntclaire
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airbnbs are fun because they'll have luxury showers and wifi-enabled microwaves and tvs the size of a car windshield, but no working outlets and no hot water
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Why is it always a Staircase to heaven
i can't walk all the way???
I'll trip
why isn't it like an elevator or smth
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Had my psychoanalysis today, (and once again got sent to forensics which like okay i guess), but my psych today was so unbothered, girlie had a mug that said "I hate my job and want to die" and then smoked half a pack INSIDE HER OFFICE that had a huge "smoking not allowed" sign while we were talking lol
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