The Losers Club as Vines
Bill: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down
Bill: the benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less
Eddie: I saw you hanging out with *Connor* yesterday
Richie: E-Eddie it's not what you think
Eddie: I won't hesitate bitch *pew*
*At Eddie's funeral*
Bev: We will now play the deceased's favourite song
Bev: *cries as 'Simple 2' - imovie plays*
Richie: Why do we need labels? Gay? Straight? We're all humans
Stan: Are you eating mayonaise?
Richie: It's just food, why do we need labels?
Mike: Let me see what you have
Eddie: *running past* A KNIFE
Mike: no-
Stan: Okay, let's tell each other secrets about ourselves
Stan: I'll go first
Stan: I hate you
*In yoga*
Instructor: and release all those sounds that are trapped in your mind
Mike: *high pitched screaming*
Bev: Jokes on you,,the Jonas Brothers can't break up they're brothers
Richie: Stop saying I look like chicken little - he's dumb and he's a coward and I am nOT A COWARD
Bill: ahah hey it's ur boy,,skinny p*nis
Ben: Man do you have any shaving cream?
Richie: No, I don't like the taste
Ben: You eat shaving cream???
Richie: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste
Ben: I'm in me mums car - broom broom
Ben's Mum: Get out me car
Ben: awe :(
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S.U.P.S
real thing that happened
Friend: sups
Me: yeah im part of sups
Friend: i meant hello but what do you mean?
Me: Stanley Uris Protection Squad
Friend: are you /srs rn?
Me: ...
Friend: may i join sups...?
Me: welcome to the group
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u always make me think of: cool it/st crossovers, flowers (i think bc of your icon? now i just associate you with wildflowers lmao), and the fact that you get the same thing for lunch from the same place almost every day. we are simple dudes together
This very true. It/st crossovers live well on this blog and I'm not upset about being associated with flowers. And I do be consistent with what I eat everyday, this why I gave Stanley Uris that headcannon bc he's another bitch with ocd.
Over all I am happy with this
What's My Blog's Brand
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