#star squared

[star-mum]

"hard dom Elle and Sub Spencer are the most truthful that's why they had the most chemistry" YES EXACTLY !!!!!!

also that moment in the show where

Spencer: Morgan says (I talk too much about weird stuff) and that's why I can't get a date. Elle: Have you ever asked a girl out? Spencer: No. Elle: Then that's why you can't get a date.

Like she was basically INVITING him to ask her out on a date, but because he's so autistic, it was not enough direct clear instructions for him. She would have to dom tf out of him and be like "Spencer, we're going on a date on Friday. I'm picking you up at 7 o'clock and we're going to dinner. bring condoms." and he would be like OKAY YES M'AM THANK YOU

YESSSSSSS !!!!! God CM really did us so dirty with these main couples

I LOVE THAT FUCKING SCENE !!!!

"bring condoms" "yes thank you ma'am" SKSKSS HE KNOWS HE'S PLACE !!!!!

Spencelle is so fucking powerful and SO PERSONAL TO ME, i love them sm

[tenpintsof-sundrop]

Okay I lied Ive been struck with JayGar inspiration… THIS is the last one of the night (and it is a "doozy", as the kids say)

Can I request from the smut prompt "Underwear Stealing", "Perv!Canon Character" (Perv!Gar, controversial I think) and "Daddy Kink" (Gar calls Jason daddy) for JayGar with a Fat Fem Reader?

Maybe Jason and Reader are dating and J catches Gar stealing Readers panties and it leads to a Dom!Jason x Sub!Gar x Switch!Reader threesome (reader is sub to Jason and dom-ish to Gar)

Thank you sm in advance, if you decide to write it !! (Sorry for the asks spam !) 💐

the fact that I just spent 45 minutes drafting this because it crawled into my brain SO QUICKLY

I would call moving Star's requests to the front of the line fanfiction nepotism, but she knows all of the ways to push my buttons (in the best way) so it's like autistic nepotism

this is going to be SOMETHING. we need to come up with a fun title. I am going to be going through every sex song I know to title this fic perfectly

if this isn't fully posted in the next 2 weeks, then I probably died (or got really sick again lmao)

(also, I love how my default with poly JayGar x reader is that Gar and reader are in an established reader that Jay joins and Star's default is that Jay and reader are in a relationship and Gar joins. favouritism)

[tenpintsofsundrop]

@star-mum you saying that you would pick Glenn is easily the fastest way to my heart. and I know he would be a favourite character of yours. but I know based on your past taste in men, your blorbo (and die hard husband) would either be Rick or Daryl

my type: can't stop talking if his life depended on it, adorable, god's favourite little punching bag, hides behind others during dangerous situations, is usually the soft hearted one of the group (most empathetic and has a hard time carrying the guilt of bad things)

your type: when they do talk it's a clever smartass comeback (or just the most bonechilling badass thing you've ever heard), certified Daddy, god fears them, they are the danger, and if they have a soft side, it's very very hidden (and you're convinced that you can bring it out)

(the more I think about it, you would soooo be a Daryl girly, and if you watched the first few episodes with him in it, you'd be like 'wtf are you talking about Sunny, but once you got to the Sophia arc, it's all mush')

[chocomars]

This is one of the ways they show their affection towards each other, by the way.

pt 2

[salamispots]

first 3 rug hooking things I did haha

[i-haerins]

I need your symbols pack RIGHT NEOW/j

HELP I HAVE A LOT OF SYMBOLS BUT ofc pookie wookie bear even if it's a joke 😘😘😘

⫖　　♡　　✚　　♧　　︶　　﹒　　⿸　　🝮　　⩄　　⋌　　⿱　　﹢　　˘　　₊　　⁺　　⛾　　⏇　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

❱　　❰　　ᵎ　　▞　　﹐　　⏆　　⊢　　⿻　　⿴　　❜　　❛　　⁾⁾　　⬚　　⊧　　⫟　　⋋　　⌅　　➳　　➥　　➦　　➯　　➱　　➢　　➣　　➤　　➻　　𖣯　　✦　　❂　　❁　　❀　　✿　　✾　　❃　　✺　　✤　　✥　　★　　☆　　❏　　❐　　❑　　❒　　◙　　◛　　◚　　◍　　▩　　▨　　▧　　▦　　▥　　▤　　✜　　⌑　　⊹　　☒　　⌦　　⌧　　⌫　　𖤘　　♤　　∿

also some kaomojis!!

(ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)﹒ (˘ᵕ˘)﹒ (⇀‸↼‶)﹒ (゜゜)﹒ (◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ) ﹒ (╥﹏╥)﹒ (*´▽`)ﾉ﹒ (^_^♪)﹒ (≧∇≦)/﹒ (￣∇￣)﹒ (ㅅ˙��˙)♡﹒ (´⌒｀;)﹒ /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\﹒(´-﹏-)﹒(¬_¬")

[marragurl]

Ok so like…. Who makes Ratio’s statues? 

Because every possible explanation just opens up a whole new can of worms. 

I’ve been trying to go through as much info about him as I can, including his character stories, but I can’t find anything??? 

So I’m just left stewing in the dark, which usually leads to my humor coming into play. 

So like… are the statues of Ratio’s own making??

Because that would insinuate that he takes the time out of his busy life to constantly make new statues of just himself, including the multiple plaster heads. And if it’s not him physically and it is a manifestation of his Imaginary powers, he’s still making them right??? 

So he still chooses the poses! 

Why??? 

What is his thought process??? 

Physically made or Imaginary Powers made, it’s still his choice on what the statue should look like right???

And if it’s not a conscious decision, then WHAT DO THE JOJO AND CUTESY POSES MEAN

IS JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURES FUCKING CANON IN HSR??

IS IT A SHOW THAT EXISTS??

ARE YOU TELLING ME ARAKI FUCKING EXISTS IN HSR??

AND RATIO IS A FAN?????? 

DON’T TELL ME IT’S JUST A FUN REFERENCE BY THE HSR TEAM, YEA IT’S META TO US BUT IT’S CANON TO THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE THAT RATIO HAS A STATUE OF HIMSELF DOING A JOJO POSE

On the other hand, if it’s not Ratio himself making them… who is it????

Is Ratio commissioning some artists?? Multiple artists? Only one?!?!? 

Is it some weird form of extra credit for his students???

(Student A: Hey wanna hang out tonight? 

Student B: Can’t. Gotta finish up this statue of Dr. Ratio examining his codex by Friday if I wanna get a passing grade in the class

Student A: You can sculpt???

Student B crying with 100 tabs of ‘how to sculpt’ videos and wikiHows pulled up and no sleep: I’m trying my best here Sharon)

Is he like those Renaissance time rich people who basically paid for their favorite artist’s livelihood in order to just make nice art in return??? Is there now a really well-off sculptor somewhere in the universe who is just constantly being paid by THE Dr. Ratio to make stone statues of the man??? Does the artist just put that down in their tax returns?? 

(back at it again with Topaz suffering from Ratiorine’s antics, she’s the one in charge of Ratio’s Sculptor’s taxes)

THAT STILL DOESN’T ANSWER THE STATUE POSE QUESTIONS

DID THE ARTIST ADD IN THE JOJO POSE AND HEART POSE AS A GAG??? AND SURVIVE RATIO SEEING THEM?? 

WORSE- DID RATIO COMMISSION THE POSES??? WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION EVEN LIKE??? DID HE HAVE TO POSE?? DOES THE ARTIST JUST HAVE AN ENTIRE SCRAPBOOK OF RATIO DOING DIFFERENT POSES FOR CONSTANT REFERENCE?

FUCK IT, DID AVENTURINE GET IN CONTACT WITH THE ARTIST AND PAY EVEN MORE MONEY FOR THE CUTESY POSES??

(Whole new thought process, the artist is making statues of Ratio for both Ratio AND Aventurine, and all the cute statues are actually commissions by Aventurine for his little Dr. Ratio idol crush shrine. There’s a constant slapstick comedy routine of Aventurine trying to hide them anytime Ratio comes over to his place and barely getting away with it. Does he ever come clean when they start dating? Do they start dating because Ratio finds the statues? Fuck it, if Ratio is the one making the statues and not an artist, does he teach Aventurine how to sculpt?? Does it become like something they do together to spend time?? Ok damn wait that’s kinda cute wait-)

WAIT ADDING ON TO THAT- DOES THAT MEAN FOLLOWING THIS THOUGHT PROCESS THAT AVENTURINE IS THE JOJO FAN???? HE’S A FUCKING JOTARO STAN???

(wait- brisk MC who’s rude to everyone but soft on those he cares about and has the muscles of a Greek god and eventually goes into academia, oh my fucking god Aventurine has a type)

PLEASE

I NEED TO KNOW WHERE ARE THESE STATUES COMING FROM

EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW ABOUT THEM, THEY AREN’T A SECRET

IS HIS HOUSE JUST FULL OF STATUES???

DOES HE HAVE A WHOLE-ASS GRECO-ROMAN-STYLE GARDEN FULL OF HIS OWN STATUES???

DOES THE ARTIST SEE A STATUE DISAPPEAR FROM THE GARDEN AND IMMEDIATELY KNOW RATIO USED HIS TECHNIQUE TO SLAM ONE DOWN BREAKING IT AND JUST GO “fucking hell man, I was just about to go on break! Now I need to start a new one!”

IS IT A HOBBY?? HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTO SCULPTING AS A HOBBY WITH HIS SCHEDULE???

ARE THEY GIFTS?? 

FROM WHO, STUDENTS??? ADMIRERS? FUCK IT, AVENTURINE???

DOES THE ARTIST BEING COMMISSIONED EVEN HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE RATIO STATUES??? DO THEY EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO SCULPT ANYTHING OTHER THAN RATIO AT THIS POINT??? HAVE THEY SEEN ANY OTHER BEING OUTSIDE OF THEIR STUDIO AND THE HUNDREDS OF RATIO STATUES???

PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO ANSWER ME

[mfshipbracket]

[togrutan-tortoise]

Barriss really crawled her way out of an ambiguous ending just to walk right back into another one…..

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Oh fuck you you're telling me racquetball is a real sport and not something they made up in star trek 😭😭😭 ???

[leclercskiesahead]

Ferrari gala New York 17.10.23

[star-mum]

Let us never forget the time Dawn showed up to a crime scene (Conner and Gar destroying a carnival) with her only facial disguise - her Dove sunglasses thingy- SITTING ON HER FOREHEAD.

Also the time that some random 15 year old acne ridden kid stole the Hawk suit and posted up close social media videos wearing it and people actually thought he was the real Hawk. People couldn't tell the difference between him and 30 something year old scruffy unshaven Hank. Like hmmm

(I NEEED to show you The Tim Test omg)

LIKE THEY'RE ALL IDIOTS ???? BUT SOMEHOW HANK IS THE LEAST DUMB ABOUT THIS ???? Like yeah half of his face is showing but his eyes AND HAIR are covered

Hair is such a dead giveaway and Dawn... sweetie... I wanna be able to defend you but you cant be looking like ELSA IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS CRIME SCENE then expect not to be recognized

Dick is another great example, like sir ????? THAT MR INCREDIBLE MASK IS COVERING NOTHING !!! I could recognize you with my glasses off and youre jUST ANOTHER WHITE GUY

Please do ! what is the Tim Test ? I must know

[tenpintsof-sundrop]

✨ About the ask game ✨

I think I should just get you a fruit salad instead skskskskk

Strawberries, cherries, watermelons, grapes, STARfruits (haha nice) and tangerines are a good mix right ?

we are The Besties and I love us <33

Strawberry -> I'm in love with you

Cherry -> I love you

Watermelon -> I think you're cute

Grape -> I could stay on your blog for hours

Starfruit -> You are my Tumblr crush

Tangerine -> We have a lot in common

Okay first of all, for some reason, whenever I think of fruit salad, I think of that fucking song by the Wiggles that was incredibly prominent in my childhood and I don't even know why.

Second of all, I am giving you a big bowl of fruit salad right back!!! I love you so much and I think you're the cutest (and the funniest) and you being on Tumblr makes the experience 10000x better.

I love having you as my bestie <333

Send me a fruit

[tenpintsofsundrop]

🌹 you've forced my hand 🌹 (it can be just one, I mostly just needed the symmetry) <33

Okay it's WILD because I was working on the Halloween fic, and I wrote something in it just for you <3 so I am going to give it to you early. To anybody else, this is going to seem sooo random, but this is based on a very specific conversation that Star and I had.

(Also just for you, a whole paragraph instead of just one sentence.)

This is from The Halloween Fic (which, that is not the official title, but that's what I'm calling it right now).

"(Hotch) and Haley were dressed up as very cartoonish pirates - bandanas on their heads, white flowing shirts, clunky boots, and Haley wore a skirt with fishnet tights where Hotch had on a pair of loose pants. He also had a golden earring dangling from one of his ears - the piercing hole had been something of debate among the bullpen one slow morning a few weeks ago before the team was called on a case, and Spencer wanted to remind JJ that Derek now owed her five dollars because yes, it was in fact a place for an earring and not some weird mole."

Send me a 🌹 and I’ll post a random sentence from one of my WIPs!

[frogayyyy]

Kirk-Fu Functions

[vgadvisor]