#i love grian’s weird contradictory ‘is immediately bound by any rules of competition and won’t break them even if they’re all in his head’
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[image ID: two pictures of joe in his daughter's homemade zombiecleo costume. /end ID]
...oh my god,
4,233 notes - Posted October 26, 2022
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huge fan of how they did this 1.20 update so far. the changes really do feel like “they are doing things to make minecraft more minecraft”, just adding several small things that makes everything feel nicer is exactly what i want from an update. just… small details! huge fan of that! also a big fan of them going “we are only going to show you features that are done”. it does mean we don’t actually get to know what they’re planning until it’s about to be in a snapshot, which will be an adjustment, but it’ll prevent all the nonsense that happened around 1.19, so I’m a fan. overall, like how 1.20 is looking!
4,370 notes - Posted October 15, 2022
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genuinely all the pairs are insane. shoutout, for example, to tango and jimmy, the single most doomed pair of people i can possibly imagine. mr. “dies with tragic futility” and mr. “dies first despite his best efforts” are on the same team AND one of them was already blown up by a creeper. i cannot imagine a more “will die first” pairing. those poor boys i’m already planning their funeral,
5,032 notes - Posted June 17, 2022
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“Alright,” Jevin says, “now you just have to give the egg basket back.”
Grian stares at him with big, black, soulful eyes, and holds the basket closer to himself. “...give... you... the eggs...?”
Jevin closes his eyes and mentally counts to five before opening them again. “Yeah. That was the point of the game, right? Collect the eggs and then give them back to prove you’d found them.”
Grian continues to stare.
“So you hand me the basket...”
“Are... are you keeping an eye on them?” Grian asks.
“Keeping an eye on the eggs.”
“Well, it’s a dangerous world out there,” Grian says. “You never know when some maniac with TNT might show up. Probably best to just keep these in my ne- base. Keep these in my base.”
“A maniac with TNT?“ says Jevin, in a tone of voice he hopes conveys exactly who the maniac with TNT normally is on the server.
“You never know,” Grian says. “You’ve seen the eggs now. You know I found them. Really, what do you need all those eggs for? Surely you won’t miss these, right?”
Jevin sighs. “Yes, but I need the eggs to prove you didn’t cheat. You can’t win unless you turn them in.”
Grian stares blankly at Jevin, big black eyes watering as he tries to decide between winning (a thing Grian is very bad at giving up on) and, presumably, some stupid bird instinct that’s refusing to let him let go of the eggs. Jevin’s not sure which one is winning. He is sure, however, that he is slightly regretting making the egg hunt actually use eggs.
Because, he thinks wryly, it’s hardly just Grian.
“Jevin,” Doc says, landing on the platform to the egg hunt central area. Grian makes a sound somewhere between a hiss and a squawk and pulls his shulker full of carefully-padded and protected eggs closer to his chest. “I have found all of my eggs.”
“Excellent! Now, if you’ll hand them over -”
Doc is holding a shulker close to his chest. “Give you my eggs? Don’t be ridiculous.”
...the worst part, Jevin thinks, as he tries to figure out how to negotiate with a bunch of hybrids who haven’t slept in too long and therefore don’t realize they’re being irrational, is that the others are almost certainly going to insist on playing again next year. Something about optimal hiding spots. Next year, though, he swears: he’s not calling them eggs.
5,705 notes - Posted April 20, 2022
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general writing advice, actually: you don’t need an excuse beyond “BUT WOULDN’T THIS BE COOL” to write something into your fic. write things in solely because they make you cackle with the delight of a 12-year-old-boy playing with his dinosaur toys. it’s fun and there’s nothing stopping you or any of us at all any longer.
tagged by both @sherlock-is-ace and @vroombeams (many thanks !! :D)
Are you named after anyone?
Not to my knowledge, my parents just picked a name they liked (i was the one to tell them the meaning of it actually lmao)
When was the last time you cried?
Last week i Sobbed my eyes out at the series 2 finale of Astrid et Raphaëlle. Literally crying like a baby the entire second half of the episode (it wasn’t even a Sad episode. just very meaningful and well written.)
Do you have any kids?
Nope lmao. I would like them in the future tho!
What sports do/have you played?
So many! The mains ones were Netball and Lacrosse - i love playing sports so much, team ones esp. Dodgeball was also a fav of mine.
Do you use sarcasm?
I’m much less sarcastic than i think i am. I have issues picking up on sarcasm, so when i do you it i try to be really obvious about it. I mostly succeed.
What’s the first thing you notice about a person?
Like if i’m walking past a stranger? Probably whatever jacket/coat they’re wearing. Meeting someone face to face? Probably their facial composition (like distance between features). No idea why but it’s a theme. Noses are fun idk
What’s your eye colour?
Solid Brown. Looks cool in the light tho!
Scary Movies or Happy Endings?
The only horror film i’ve rly watched in Tusk and i really don’t know if i enjoyed it or not. I am also not a fan of Zombies or Werewolves (freak me out) so more often happy endings!
Any Talents?
If you don’t count my ability to spreadsheet (how dare thee) i’ll say im quite naturally athletic, as well as gaining muscle and fitness quite quickly. other than that uhh no idea
Where were you born?
Somewhere in the land of Angles.
What are your hobbies?
Spreadsheeting! Genuinely I must spend at least 15h a week on excel having fun. That and reading fanfiction on AO3 are my main go tos if i have free time.
Do you have any pets?
Nope but i Really want an Italian grey hound or Borzoi in the future. look them up i have a Need to own one. plz.
How tall are you?
179cm! I have been tall my entire life and v happy about it.
Favourite Subject in School?
Purely academically, definitely Maths. esp at GCSE it was plain fun to do (helped that i sat next to my best friend too) and past that i think i just have a brain suited for it. Second Order Non-Homogenous Equations my Beloved
Dream Job?
I do not dream of labour or however that quote goes, but Ideally i’d like to use excel a lot. i wish i were kidding. I did want to be an accountant when i was like 7 so I’ll go w that.
tagging: @toilethamster @simplydm @siryyeet @ininininininstayoutstayout @russilton @hecksee @starsandfluff and whoever else. no pressure ofc!
#(it’s not u it’s me ive been taking a bit of a break but i’m slowly coming back on here bc i miss y’all and also having hobbies is importan
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does it ever drive you crazy,
just how fast the night changes
4,155 notes - Posted September 4, 2022
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respectfully mr. void,
what the fuck
4,384 notes - Posted June 24, 2022
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vanilla minecraft screenshots that look fake:
oh how i’ve missed you hermitcraft
4,409 notes - Posted August 7, 2022
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really hope bdubs makes a powerpoint on everything he’s learned about stan twt language and presents it on stream to the hermits. like would it inflict enough psychic damage to obliterate all of us. yes absolutely. but if i’m gonna die, i want the last words i ever hear to be: “oh scar you’re a skrimblo sploinky skrunkly” “...what”
8,995 notes - Posted July 31, 2022
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technoblade will be receiving the courage award from the sarcoma foundation of america at this year’s stand up to sarcoma gala
#i clean up aisle 3 everyday because a lot of kids puke on the floor they puke on the floor and thats my job when they say clean up on aisle
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FH in different series because i love the progression of their relationship.
3rd life: married, very much bonded together, defended each other, affectionate teasing, when jimmy died scott's grief was so strong that glowing crystals formed around him and he vowed to avenge him. the afterlife was their home.
last life: not together, but they reminisced on their past life. scott never hurt jimmy even when he had several opportunities as boogey.
empires: had a cutesy date, scott had such a hardcore crush on jimmy, was teased about it by his brother (how embarassing), in scott's perfect afterlife they're together.
double life: they FUCKING hate each other. murder threats all the time. they have rivaling ranches. jimmy put an L over scott's ranch. scott lit him on fire then threatened to burn his ranch. jimmy insulted scott and cleo's partnership. scott paid hitmen to kill him. bitter-ass exes.
1,391 notes - Posted July 11, 2022
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this is their dynamic and i'm not taking criticism. they're besties
(id in alt)
1,741 notes - Posted July 30, 2022
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absolutely obsessed with omar's delivery here
1,945 notes - Posted September 22, 2022
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i don't have a good explanation for this. being in prison changes a man ig
#voted yellow yaks on everything bc prt of my believed that they actually can smash the competition and the other half of me is just manifest
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See the full post
546 notes - Posted June 19, 2022
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HBomb reacting to peeled and naked fruitberries
HBomb: Wilbur's not dressed up what a surprise— *sees Fruit* I hate it. No, no, no, the skin color—no no, no, n-noo, no, Purpled's orange, that doesn't make sense. Nothing makes sense. He's Kirby? Okay that makes me like it a bit more.
565 notes - Posted March 27, 2022
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Many thousand miles behind us
Many thousand miles before
Ancient ocean have to waft us
To the well-remembered shore
#discord says this one is “notebook with decorative cover. i picked it cuz it’s yellow? but ur blog theme is always nice so let’s pretend it
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[clip i posted from purple22]
Punz - “MCC 22 punz + hermits = win” (in all caps) - May 28, 2022 - clip linked in source
477 notes - Posted May 29, 2022
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randomly just remembered that time tubbo’s mc fox died and he called ranboo about it but ranboo was at the dentist’s office w his family and left to talk tubbo thru his grief for a videogame fox from a nearby field
482 notes - Posted April 21, 2022
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[ID: an edited screenshot from mangoball of a conversation between corpse and wilbur. it has been edited to read:
corpse: idk i don't wanna have this conversation rn i'm not in the right headspace
wilbur: Ami not good enough for you?
corpse: let's do this later
wilbur: sorry i'm not blorbo
corpse: what
wilbur: sorry i cant be from your shows
end ID.]
506 notes - Posted January 6, 2022
(this image is on know your meme haha ^_^)
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so does anyone know when noticing the full moon will stop making me think “moon big” every time? like do we have any data on this phenomenon
631 notes - Posted March 17, 2022
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zrenia asked: ur pfp is so can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars palette i keep thinking its that
i didn't realize until i looked it up to make this just How Much it actually does skfghk
(art by dailyteamrancher)
806 notes - Posted July 7, 2022
-> [here's the version of that post that the original artist added to!] <-
#i am using watercolor oencils bc thats all i have but ive realized i have ✨️disposal income✨️ now so i can actually get better watercolors
//the rest is under a cut ;]//
I sent 3 gifts in 2022
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so the discord,, had a thought
514 notes - Posted June 27, 2022
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I think when tango calms down he should be smoky
575 notes - Posted June 26, 2022
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guys
guys it's a Cowboy Cowboy
588 notes - Posted August 24, 2022
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dl!Tango has a little wing cape bc Jimmy soul mate :]
946 notes - Posted June 19, 2022
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I am one of the many creators who took part in the @dsmpdrawthecastcollab. In the character selections, I got technoblade. Originally, I was going to complete this at a later date, but because of what happened, I put aside my plans to finish this today. I encourage everyone to go watch the newest video on Technoblade's channel if you haven't heard the news.
Outside of his character on the dreamsmp, technoblade has always been one of my favorite creators on youTube. The news has hurt me deeply and I can't imagine what the people who actually knew him are feeling right now. Hopefully the knowledge that millions of people love and mourn their friend or family member will give them a modicum of comfort.
Good-bye Technoblade, may you rest in peace and live on in our memories.
#even something that is non-canon can affect canon. you could even say that what is or isn’t canon is decided by the interpretations of the
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the longer i think about the pearl+scott and cleo+martyn souldbound dynamic the more i go i want to scream. there is no happy ending possible. one of those pairs will go red first forcing the soulmates by choice to separate. the sheer resentment the one who didnt die in the red pair is going to feel for the one in that pair who did, the one who took them away from their chosen. im so fucking excited
1,267 notes - Posted June 17, 2022
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mumza possesses her husband's body to visit the smp and immediately starts making herself mimosas. queen behavior.
1,462 notes - Posted January 21, 2022
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here's my prediction for what the double life desert duo dynamic is gonna be
2,356 notes - Posted June 21, 2022
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since people who dont play on the smp often are getting more involved in the lore (connor in the prison, lazar and vikk being used to test the revive book), the natural next step is harpocrates being revealed to be lil nas x
i feel like jack manifold is the dream smp version of joe hills. they are both full name kind of guys.
292 notes - Posted June 22, 2022
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i find it so funny when i see my mutuals being up super late and going 🤨 isn't it past your bed time young man 🤨🤨 when i literally have the worst sleep schedule of all of them
842 notes - Posted August 30, 2022
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i find it so funny whenever i'm messaging on discord and my message is higlighted by someone replying to it and my brain automatically turns into this meme: