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youtube recommended the nebula story wendover video to me. sam is so so scary when he talks finance.
#blond hair blue eyes business degree..... literally everything im scared of wrapped into one guy. and yet i still like him somehow.#rambles#the difference between him and tom is sending me once again tho i wont lie. one is a business degree guy running his own startup thing#and the other did linguistics at uni called himself ''basically unemployable'' and then just did freelance forever and ever. awesome.#this is why tom is twice as hot btw.#that and his anticapitalist tendecies.
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i should transfer my twitter posts onto tumblr..... the way i type is already incompatible with the X dot com word limit...... i type every twt post like it's for tumblr anyways!!!!!
#i feel vaguely like one of those hallmark movie protags who haul their furniture back to their hometown for a fresh start#but it feels like nothings really changed cause the grooves in the walls still fit my table where i banged it years ago#in a way the new house distinctly doesn't#tumblr is both my hallmark hometown and my hallmark ex#and maybe X dot com is the rich fiancé i moved away for who's changed since we gotten married#we used to have something special twitter dot com..... but ever since your business startup turned successful.............#being ceo changed you twitter.#or should i say. X DOT COM.#'wait!! don't go!!!'#you have one thing to say to convince me X dot com......#'..... basic subscription plan starts at $5 monthly'#heh.... i guess you......... really have changed#goodbye twitter. i truly enjoyed the time we had together#'.......'#or smth like that?#that bitch can run away with his side piece grok for all i care!!!!!#ah my furniture is all pjsk posts tho
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Got laid off 👍
#bluestonehieroglyphics#yipppeee yaya you fired a critical engineer at your company to hire a PhD to write an ai code go fuck yourselves :)#no basic respect in this ten person company to give me the DL that I am being restructured out. fuck you#it’s ok don’t spend ur time worrying abt me i have savings I am mostly pissed off. Hope ur startup explodes
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[pained wailing emoji]
#.pdf#rd#THE REST OF THIS IS JSUT ME WHINING. FEEL FREE TO IGNORE#i dont wanna go to work ‼️‼️‼️ i feel like i am nearing a breaking point i am sofucking burnt out#every time i go to work. my brain gets Scary at me. stresses me out. dont like it ☹️#im supposedto be going in tonigjt but im dreading it sososo much#my work hour options have changed from “fully flexible” to “7am-9pm only” whcih yeah i know that doesnt sound that bad. but i have non-24#(circadian rhythm disorder that makes me sleep progressively later every day circling fully around the clock over ~3 weeks or so)#and bcos of it often i have to force myself out of bed in what my body thinks may as well be the middle of the night just to get to work#and then i dont ever get enough time to recover from that to actually let my sleep fall back into its natural schedule wjich is the only#time i feel properly rested. so essentially im chronically sleep deprived which is making me chronically stressed and way less productive#i just reslly really want to fucking save up a little money and just Not work for a week or two. bjt. with my sleep bullshit i cant really#work enough to be able to put anything aside. at all#so. kind of an unrealistic desire i guess. lol#ive been feeling like this ever since like early january when i was told i ahve to stick to a more normal schedule. & its only getting worse#idont know i just wishthere was something i could do that was fully flexible on timing but also doesnt havw the kind of workload that would-#-stress me out like basically anything with longer-term projects so ykmow Most flexible schedule jobs.#i do have one thing in mind i could do on my own but its dumb and probably wouldnt make much money and has startup costs i cant afford rn..
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Small Business HR Compliance 101: What Every Solopreneur Needs to Know
Let’s get something straight:If you’re hiring—or even thinking about hiring—compliance isn’t optional. It’s not “only for big corporations.”It’s not “something I’ll figure out later.”It’s the difference between building a scalable business…and getting buried in legal headaches, fines, or a bad reputation. Yes, even as a solopreneur. So before you post that job ad, send that 1099, or “bring…

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NGL ID BE FUCKING HAPPY TO TEACH MATH IN SCHOOL/UNI IF IT WOULDNT HAVE TO BE CHARITY BASED HELL TORTURE JAIL
seriously the amount of money you get as educator in any non-private education facility is laughable, while the responsibility and the amount of unnecessary paperwork is ridiculously abundant
also I want to teach HOW I THINK IS RIGHT not how some dude from the ministry told his secretary to interpret a century-old book on teaching monkeys use abacus. I spent a fucking decade learning and researching this, and you still don’t trust me to do this job??? Why you even funded my education then??? Why you bothered to issue me a PhD degree if you don’t trust I’m able to think independently? Why you specify you need a person of my qualifications if you actually want someone to just blindly follow a stupid rulebook???
because I refuse to ignore that different kids/adults inevitably have different learning needs and paces, and that the current math education is just stupid “learn by heart this table” nonsense with zero underlying context and concepts explained that is only focused on passing the following assessment and lacks the necessary applicability training
It breaks my heart to watch people claim they have dyscalculia and being unable to do math just of sheer fear of being called “stupid” all while they are easily manipulating large table data and performing complex matrix analysis in mind when it comes to video games or cross stitch or whatever their hobby is. Like, girl, dear, you’re not stupid and you don’t have dyscalculia, you’re traumatised and scared af of even trying to touch something that reminds you of your school math.
And I get it, it’s valid, but I promise it doesn’t have to affect your quality of life, math isn’t evil and you can still learn it easily enough and im here to help if you need it. You struggle with percents not because you’re dumb, but because you lack the context that it is just a different way of writing down a decimal proportion.
Now, what was it about that cookie dough you were so proud about yesterday? You said three cups of flour and one cup of milk right? I don’t have a cup, im gay, I have only this tekila shots, but ten of these is a cup I guess. So uhhhh how do we do this…
it’s 3:1 proportion right? So if I have three shoots of flour and one shot of milk it’s correct but won’t be enough for even a single cookie. But if I do this again (making it now 6 shots of flour and 2 shots of milk) it’s still the same proportion but amount is doubled, so it’s enough for a cookie now!
So, let’s do this again while we still have milk I guess haha… now it’s 75 shots of flour in this bowl and here is 25 shots of milk here. Yeah, looks good? Cool, it only took 100 shots to make this dough, less than an orgy and 25 of them were milk. So I guess your cookie dough is 25% milk huh?
See, it’s not that scary, you actually use it every day. Now, it wasn’t about the cookies, im sorry, we were actually mixing up a margarita, so slaaaaay queen and let’s proceed to the statistical analysis, so as you know already the Lebesgue integrals are-…
assume for the sake of this poll that the ubi is a comfortable living wage and that you can get a job in any field you’d like.
also if you picked ‘for another reason’ pls put why in the tags/comments im curious :]
#sorry got carried away#sometimes I think there’s too many adults who would benefit from being reintroduced to ‘basic school math’#I mean logic set theory linear algebra proportions and basic calculus#sounds scary lemme say it again#I mean common sense & ‘how to read and create color circles memes’ & what the fuck is happening to my credit score & how to mix bloody mary#I have a startup idea give me a sec#it’s free and you can ask stupid questions#the more stupid questions you ask the more smiley sun stamps I’ll give you#and if you don’t ask questions but can still conquer the homework (we will do it in class) you’ll get a happy introvert cloud!#see we’re gonna have lots of fun together!#just don’t try to escape#the class is a non-orientable manifold
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Starting with Excel
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Master Digital Marketing Without an MBA
🚀 Ready to conquer the digital marketing world, one campaign at a time! From mastering Google Skillshop to crafting creative strategies for startups, I’m diving deep into the art and science of marketing. Follow along as I share tips, tools, and my journ
So, here I am. Sitting at my desk, armed with a laptop and a double shot of self-doubt. I want to conquer the digital marketing world, but there’s this nagging voice in my head: “You’re not an MBA. Who are you kidding?” Sound familiar? Great, then you’re in the right place. Let’s get one thing straight: MBAs are cool. But so are self-taught, scrappy, AI-savvy folks like us. Here’s the game…
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i need a matrix neural port i want to download c knowledge directly into my brain instead of having to filter it through the words of any option of a million different people who think in such a different way than me that its twice the work just to figure out what life experience and prior assumptions about learning are going into the things theyre saying and what it actually means as opposed to what i think it means
#stuck between 60 year old guys who learned basic ar age 6 and 30 year old startups who think the only way to comprehend low level computing#is by learning javascript first and having to unlearn more parts of it every time you work a level down
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Fantasizing about quitting the moment this project is done is the only thing keeping me going
#even though i know i can't do it#getting a job in general is hard#getting a job where up front you say 'also three days a week i give class from 3 pm to 5 pm :)' is basically impossible#i only get to do that here because this is clown town#i mean because this is a tech startup that grants me freedom in my schedule#mogologue
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you know if i didn't get fucking let go without warning i really would be looking forward to the convicted felon conversations at work right about now
#i got along with all of the other employees well and we're friends but it's going to be impossible to look a few of them in the face if i#dont get to tell them Once that they're a motherfucking bitch for giving me literally 0 forewarning of not having a fucking job next week#despite knowing.#when i could have had the past week of basically no work due to logjams to prepare a resume and start outreaching in a chill and non desper#-rate terrified about going broke way#the number of people i've had to reach out to and be like 'hi its been three years but i got laid off and need you to introduce me'#and not it being very clear that i have at least situational resentment for them. i can't just hide stuff like that. unlike them.#that's my major complaint. it's not being let go tbh. its a startup in the worst industry on earth. but they Knew. probably months ago.#and it really tells my little autistic mind that i just need to stop expecting anything good from nt people.#because they will lie to your face that everything is fine when they know you're about to lose your job :)
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8 Ingredients For A Solid Digital Marketing Mix
By: Kayla McDonald This post was created in an effort to help organizations understand the different areas necessary to run successful internet marketing campaigns. Social media is often the only marketing technique businesses consider to reach clients online. When actually, social media is just one of many ways marketing is done over the internet. Effectively spreading your message online…
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I like to think Bruce is a great detective, maybe even the best detective, but he's vital on the Justice League because he's the best project manager they have. He's the one riding your ass about doing paperwork and submitting field reports and keeping the cafeteria stocked and doing equipment maintenance. He's not the one doing all this by himself but he knows who's in charge of doing what task and he WILL make sure they do that task. He knows what guy you call when something breaks. He has so many guys on hand (and only one Guy, to his relief but my chagrin). I have not read that many jl comics but truly I think my most enjoyable batman experiences are when he knows exactly who should do what because he knows each of his team members' skillset and powers so well, and he trusts them to do their job.
That raises an interesting point... logically speaking *should* Bruce actually be better than the Justice League at anything? Even his much-vaunted Detective Skills shouldn't hold a candle to Clark, who actually has to do that shit as his day job and has about 1 billion advantages in information gathering.
I personally prefer to see each JLAer (or more accurately, each DC character, because this is an issue with the Titans and other teams too) written as though they are the best in their personal arena for team books, and all-around capable for solo books. Which is to say that I love Superman books where Clark (and Lois!) do investigative journalism, but I have no problem letting Bruce take the lead on detection in team-up stories. Or even having Clark focus on getting leads via interviews and Bruce via forensics.
It's always a juggling act, right? Batman has to be on the Justice League for a reason, so he needs to be so good at the things he's good at that they are just as useful as lifting tanks and running at mach speed. And sometimes it's very enjoyable. Like, I love this moment:
The context is that Ollie (who has partial amnesia) kind of flipped out and was waving an explosive arrow around the Watchtower. Bruce knocks him out and delivers that great line in the third panel. It's absolutely a badass moment for Bruce.
However. No one is overawed by him. Diana immediately makes fun of him for skulking. Wally's pouty little "I would've beaten that arrow" is funny, but also true - there's absolutely no question that, had Ollie loosed the arrow, Wally, Clark, and Kyle would all have been completely capable of handling it immediately. Wally and Kyle's banter in the fourth panel acknowledges what a good line Bruce just dropped, but they're also dunking on him. And Clark is catching the explosive to casually smother it between his hands in the next panel - a wordless acknowledgement of how incredibly powerful Clark is, Bruce's knowledge of how powerful Clark is, and the strength of their partnership in that Bruce doesn't have to explain what he wants Clark to do.
(And don't worry, Ollie fans: Ollie sucker punches Bruce in the next issue, and Bruce promises never to mock Ollie's trick arrows again after Ollie uses a fire extinguisher arrow to take down Etrigan.)
This is what I want: not Bruce to be portrayed as useless, but for all of the characters to be portrayed as competent. And for the fandom to acknowledge that the rest of the League knows Bruce very well and isn't scared of him. (Depending on the lineup. It's silly to say "the League" as if it's always the same characters with the same relationships. Which is another thing fandom fully does not comprehend. Also Billy has only been on the League for like...a minute. ANYWAY.)
That's why I don't plan to include that panel of Hal punching Bruce in GL: Rebirth in this series. I'm looking for moments of characters telling Bruce "You aren't better than me"; that was a GL writer having his favorite GL tell Bruce "I'm better than you." I'm not looking for superiority, even for characters I love; I'm looking for equality.
...and also if it's funny. I'm fully willing to include a panel if it's funny, which is why Guy mooning Bruce 100% counts.
#he's the lone unspoken guy in a small startup who is the unspoken glue holding everything together because he's the only one with project#management skills. basically. and everyone hates him akt#fuck#everyone hates him a little because he's always riding your ass and you're like shut UP and let me do my job#but his constant reminders do help you finish your part before the deadline#like idk i think the league has detective skills covered between Clark and Barry but Bruce has been working with people since he was like.#eight. if we count Alfred as his employee.#he knows how to wrangle 12 people who are going through their own personal crises into action and only have them hate him at the end#instead of each other#this is why i get twitchy whenever people refer to the league as found family#you can't run an international peacekeeping organization like a family. that's Bad.#keep the dysfunctional family dynamics in the individual families and the Titans where they belong.
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