#steeps

[oneiro-nautical]

[slavicafire]

we've been living in this apartment for two months now, and while we've observed most of our new neighbours (my slavic Windowsill Watcher Grandmother gene already activated), I don't think they had the chance to see us often enough to recognise us yet.

I do know, however, from my observations, that the tiny funny dog upstairs is called Gucio. I've passed him once or twice during his walk and heard his owners use the name - and, while both the dog and his owners are oblivious to our existence, Gucio became an apt topic of discussion in our house. you know, we hear barking, ha, that's Gucio, he must be home alone again! or there's a stick left by the building door, that must have been brought by Gucio and he was forced to abandon it before entering! a household name, really.

yesterday as I was leaving to go to the store, walking down the narrow staircase, there he is! tiny funny looking dog, slightly startled by me suddenly appearing on the floor he just reached on his tiny funny looking legs.

"good morning Gucio!" I say joyfully, the most natural thing in the world.

well. remember that Gucio doesn't really know me. so he looks at me in the most flabbergasted way a dog can look at a person. he is positively aghast. agog! not sure how aware dogs are of their own names but he seemed genuinely puzzled at the apparent stretch of social convention.

and as I try to contain my laughter, I see his owner standing on the stairs below. the woman is sort of awkwardly frozen, speechless, and she looks at me.

"you... know each other?" she asks.

is that not the funniest way to phrase it. is this not the funniest question she could have asked. ma'am do you know my dog? you went to school together perhaps? you've met? do tell, are you old friends? maybe you worked together? you know each other, my dog and you? this dog? you know him? he knows you? he never mentioned you I'm afraid

[newttxt]

crisis of disbelief

[omercifulheaves]

police to formally adopt ED-209.

[shawnboday]

Conquering the Steeps: Tackling Advanced Mountain Descents on a Snowboard

Snowboarding is an exhilarating sport that allows riders to glide down slopes, perform gravity-defying tricks, and experience the thrill of conquering challenging terrains. While carving down gentle slopes can be fun, many snowboarders aspire to take their skills to the next level by tackling advanced mountain descents. In this blog post, we'll explore the key aspects of conquering the steeps on a snowboard and offer some tips to help you master this exciting endeavor.

Equipment: When venturing onto advanced terrain, having the right equipment is crucial. Invest in a snowboard that suits your riding style and ability. Look for boards with stiffer flex and longer lengths, as they provide better stability and control at high speeds. Additionally, ensure your bindings are properly adjusted to optimize responsiveness.

Technique: Riding steep slopes requires solid technique and body positioning. Maintain a centered stance with your weight evenly distributed over both feet. Bend your knees and keep your upper body aligned with your board to maintain balance. Leaning back too much can cause instability, while leaning forward helps maintain control. Practice edging and initiating turns early to navigate steep sections smoothly.

Mental Preparedness: Riding steep descents can be mentally challenging, especially when facing intimidating slopes. Stay focused, visualize your line, and mentally break down the slope into manageable sections. Conquer one section at a time, celebrating each accomplishment. Developing mental resilience will help you stay calm and confident as you progress.

Terrain Assessment: Before descending a steep mountain, evaluate the terrain for potential hazards. Look for rocks, cliffs, or other obstacles that may require advanced maneuvering or avoidance. Read the mountain and choose your line wisely, aiming for areas with consistent snow and fewer hazards. Being aware of your surroundings is crucial for a safe and enjoyable ride.

Training and Progression: Building up to advanced mountain descents requires progressive training. Start by tackling smaller, moderately steep slopes and gradually increase the difficulty level. Take lessons from experienced instructors to refine your technique and gain valuable insights. Practice regularly to develop muscle memory and improve your overall riding skills.

Safety First: Advanced mountain descents come with inherent risks, so prioritize safety at all times. Wear a helmet and other protective gear to minimize the impact of falls. Ride with a buddy or inform someone of your planned route. Stay updated on weather conditions and avalanche risks, and never venture into dangerous areas without proper training and equipment.

Respect the Mountain: Finally, always respect the mountain and its environment. Follow the rules and guidelines set by the resort or mountain management. Avoid off-limits areas and protect the natural surroundings. Remember, enjoying the mountains also means preserving them for future generations.

Conquering advanced mountain descents on a snowboard is a thrilling accomplishment that requires dedication, skill, and a deep love for the sport. With the right equipment, technique, mental preparedness, and a commitment to safety, you can experience the joy of carving down steep slopes and pushing your limits as a snowboarder. So gear up, prepare yourself mentally and physically, and get ready to conquer the steeps!

[djservo]

[image transcription: We are raising funds through Pious Projects to distribute hygiene kits to vulnerable women in Gaza that are displaced by this latest violence. At $20 each, this kit will include - but is not limited to - sanitary pads, a hair brush, tooth brush, toothpaste, cotton swabs, wipes, tissues, and other hygienic items depending on availability. Distributions will take place in various areas accessible to on-ground teams such as camps in Rafah and UN Schools.]

[chowadoe]

having visions of role reversal au Shadow (created as a Weapon against humanity) who was eventually raised, and exploited, by G.U.N to become Humanity's ultimate weapon and Sonic, found by Robotnik

[is-this-even-relatable]

DC PROMPT #2:

When Captain Marvel gets hit in a fight that was a little too magical in origins for everyone’s comfort, he turns back into Billy Batson, scrawny homeless kid (actually a teen now, thank you very much), a clear difference from his healthy, strong adult form.

Billy knows that he is fine, he just needs to rest a bit and he’ll be back to being Cap. He is freaking out for a second about getting his cover blown. That is, until-

the rest of the Justice League, who on the other hand do NOT know that he is fine-

think that one of their founding and most senior members, their heavy hitter magical expert dude, is suddenly de-aged due to an attack of unknown origins.

Billy just decides to go along with it.

———

Billy, dragging himself out of the rubble of a building: “Aw shit.”

Wonder Woman, flying over after tying up the bad guy of the day: “Oh Zeus! Captain Marvel, are you still yourself? Do you feel alright?”

Billy: “Uh—”

Flash, dashing over: “What’s going on, what was that bright light— HOLY SHIT IS THAT CAP?!?”

Billy: “Ye—”

Batman from the Watchtower: “Wonder Woman, please report.”

WW: “It seems that Captain Marvel was hit by some sort of magical attack.”

Billy: “Well—”

Batman: “Is he compromised?”

Flash: “BATS HE’S A CHILD?!”

WW, sighing: “Yes, as Flash put it, he has been turned into a child.”

Batman:

Batman: “Bring him back to the watchtower and we’ll see if we can fix this.

Billy: “Shit, aiight I guess”

[bucktommmy]

They must have run out of time...They didn't cross over. They're gone. And I didn't even get to say goodbye.

[oneiro-nautical]

[ruushes]

working on putting together a bunch of doodles and screenshot studies of everyone from over the past couple months but i like how these ones are coming along and im impatient 😘❤️🧡💛💚

[lowpolyanimals]

K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing: Wild World

[neechees]

I just had the sudden thought that since we've gotten a couple of Native Lacrosse Sports films, we should also have one for Indian Relay Races

I just keep thinking of that rider at the Calgary Stampede from last year I think where they literally did that move Legolas does from LOTR when he like defies gravity and swings onto his horse while grabbing onto it from the other side

[chandajaan]

Stuff in my etsy wish-list

[casscainmainly]

I know people love saying 'Bruce is a girldad' and I totally get it, we want to show how much he loves Cass and that she's his daughter. But Bruce's initial love for Cass was largely predicated on how not girly she was. He openly dislikes her girlhood throughout Batgirl 2000 (including but not limited to: dismissing her civilian identity, berating her for any romantic attempts, weakening her friendship with Stephanie, undermining her relationship to Babs, etc. etc.). Cass' femininity interferes with his ability to project onto her, so a lot of the time he just dismisses it. Is it really a coincidence that Bruce's only adopted daughter is one who wasn't raised as a girl?

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

Randomly thinking about grrm’s deconstruction of knighthood in asoiaf and how ironic it is that the Night’s Watch - an organization known to be half full of murderers, rapists, thieves, and all sorts of criminals - is essentially in charge of defending all of humanity when shit hits the fan. Like westeros just scrambled ‘the lowest of the low’ together into a penal colony in the far north and is totally fine depending on them for their survival; though tbf, i guess part of it has to do with expecting these societal ‘others’ to give their not so valuable lives for the good of the realm, who really cares if they live or die because they’re out of sight and out of mind. And it’s kinda funny too when we factor in the kingsguard because it’s a far more respected institution than the NW presently, but it too has its fair share of monsters. Quite a few men of the kingsguard have been morally bankrupt individuals, and we even see how the men of the KG sometimes forget other people they should be responsible for because their one priority is the king (we see what happens when you put the people of the realm first and then are ostracized by it a la Jaime tho there’s more to it). Missing the forest for the tree is something both institutions share, making them quite similar. So it’s interesting how grrm flips the fantasy classic of the black knight vs the white knight. The black knight is often anti-heroic, if not straight up villainous, and is often made to be diametrically opposed to the valiant and ever good white knight. But asoiaf has white and black knights both be shown of great virtue and great vice. The white knights in this story really are no better than the black knights. I’d love to see how these two entities could intersect, i.e., what happens when a white knight eventually changes his cloak for a black one (*cough* Jaime *cough*) and how that falls into grrm’s deconstruction of the romance of chivalry, the extent of personal heroism, and perceived knightly virtue. Welp I don’t even know what point I’m trying to make anymore, I just wanted to talk about the KG and the NW because they’re really cool.