#step 4 profit

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

"Hey Elle, how is brainstorming for kinktober coming along?"

Um.

It's happening. Just not very fast.

[ramorazinn]

So my boss (affectionate) emails me at 5:58am, as I lay there on my phone trying to convince myself to get out of bed. Truly a time of day I should not have access to other humans. But you know, corporate America, the email popped up on my phone asking what our agenda was for today (last day before a big important work thing) and I, half asleep and scrolling through Tumblr memes, immediately reply

Sigh. At least she laughed?

[pharawee]

The basic practice includes embracing their waist and whispering into their ear.

—KIDNAP THE SERIES · Episode 02

[iobartach]

i want to 🤝 the hand of any muse that's able to detect / sense that there's something a liiiitle bit off about miguel 👀 that he isn't your standard, run-of-the-mill, stumbled-into-his-powers-by-chance kind of empowered guy. no-noooo, there was a certain amount of consideration put into this spider freak's creation, and in this house, we're not gonna shy away from the horrors inherent in that reality👍

[nav-ix]

breaking news: recently-dead saddest girl in the world is daughter of long-dead angriest woman in the universe

[burning-sol]

@staff SPEND RESOURCES ON ACCESSIBILITY

and if you don't let me put the same shitty post on a followers dash like 50 times i swear to all that cannot be cited in the bible--

[gourdgon]

Kiss it make better? 🪓🦷

[ot3]

yknow ging is always pulling some shit like 'my son will be a super powerful superhuman. everyone beat up on him as hard as possible because he can handle it.' and of course this is mostly because he's a bad father. and in any other shonen i'd just handwave it away. but with hunter x hunter i can't help but wonder if ging Did some Stuff to gon before or shortly after his birth to kind of ensure he'd be a superhuman freak hunter beyond just hoping the genes would be strong in him. i feel like that's the kind of bullshit he'd pull for fun

[dabruzzy]

So I read in an interview with Sofia Alexander that there was gonna be a timeskip of 3 years in season 2 and that Izel would become a full-fledged warrior and the emperor's bodyguard. We all agree that's a trap, right? Even after 3 years of training I doubt he'd be the most qualified for the job, not to mention that he's a beacon for monsters and Sofia implied that his father committed treason, so why would they choose him? Tezcatlipoca is definitely behind this, we saw him talking to the emperor about Izel at the end of the season after all. Now I'm not sure what he's planning to gain from this or why it would take him so long to destroy humanity. My guess is that he went "killing everyone isn't enough I need to make that kid suffer as much as possible for defying me"

[vickysaurus]

"I know you must be confused. The Bloom of Eternal Youth, dead? What if I told you the Bloom never existed at all! And now that I have led you to my nest, I'll suck all the life out of you to satisfy my unending hunger!"

"He scammed us. Can you believe he scammed us?"

"I thought there was a 50/50 chance going in. Hard not to admire the tenacity though."

"Good entrance, but that outfit? Ha!"

"Look at his little shoes!"

"Well, maybe you've never been led into a lethal trap before, but the response should be, "Aa! No! Spare us!""

Eda: "Ah, sure. Spare us."

Lilith: "Woe to us whose fates are sealed."

[mixmangosmangoverse]

What if I start talking about Hazbin Hotel, huh? What would you do then??

[superbeans89]

You have my attention

[cat-clawz]

Next episode of Puppet History, Ryan will be awarded a little bottle of paprika to sprinkle over himself for "good luck"

[thevillainsmustache]

Pride and prejudice is just a cautionary tale about going to a party in a bad mood.

[dietheslashaddict]

Tfw you know the name of a celebrities secret spouse and you can't tell anyone because they haven't and you wanna respect their privacy but you've also never had a cooler secret or uncovered the answer to a cooler mystery in your life and you're in pins and needles hoping he opens up about his husband, and maybe about his Ex wife.

[nogchompa]

its just....the way my brain is, if i dont see a point in something i do Not want 2 bother with it. but the issue is that working constantly has no ultimate point. im not working for a goal, im working to get food to allow this body's survival . whats the point in that. i want 2 create i want 2 have time 2 sit and draw stupid mspaint furries. i want 2 get home st 1am and not have 2 lament abt going 2 bed early cuz i need 2 get up early for the job i JUST finished . we all know how fucked up this is, and anyone who doesnt admit it is always clearly in denial . The empire is going to fall, & america has a reckoning, but its so depersonalizing 2 be a US citizin right now....