#sterek lovechild eli

[sterekmpreg]

Stiles: well if karma isn't going to hit you I fucking will!

Eli, who only just woke up: WHY IS MOM CHASING CHASING UNCLE PETER AROUND THE KITCHEN!?

Derek. Sipping his coffee and reading Hamlet: he took your mom's last piece of bacon.

[urjustaguyonahorse]

when the drinks (two red bulls) start tasting like "hey do you guys wanna know what the ideal ships for every single teen wolf character ever and why?"

[redfurrycat]

Top Gun: Peacock 🤠+🐓= 🦚 [Part 4]

Due to an inexplicable malfunction of the new F-302 fighter-interceptor, Mitchell Nicholas Seresin-Bradshaw, callsign Peacock, travels back to a time when the suicide mission has already occurred, but his parents aren’t together yet.

[There’s some heavy mutual pining going on though.]

🕰️⬅️⬅️🚀⬅️⬅️🦚

Most Daggers –including Rooster and Hangman– are away on a joint exercise with the US Air Force, except for Phoenix and Coyote who remain on base to teach new recruits. That’s why they’re the first ones to be called by the COMPACFLT himself.

He informs them that earlier this day an unknown aircraft has crash-landed on the aircraft carrier under Admiral Rick Hollywood Neven’s command.

The extraordinary likeness to Lt. Jake Hangman Seresin and the fact that the plane is engraved under the name of Lt. Mitchell Seresin-Bradshaw “Peacock” are enough for Admiral Neven to make a direct call to The Iceman and let him deal with that bullshit. [With the promise to tell him everything afterwards, ‘cause they’re all a bunch of gossipers.]

Mitchell then greets the younger version of his g.o.b.s.m.a.c.k.e.d godparents with an enthusiastic ‘Howdy Auntie Nat! Howdy Uncle Jav!’ and proceeds to kiss his auntie’s cheek and to do the very choreographically-complex handshake with his uncle – who does it automatically as it’s the same he does with Jake every day.

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[A few days later. Phoenix, Coyote, and Peacock are at the Hard Deck.]

Mitchell has already charmed Penny with a kiss on the back of her hand and is now happily dancing with the other patrons.

Meanwhile Natasha and Javy are supposed to be playing pool, but they can’t help but watch their godson…

Coyote: Can you believe our best friends are responsible for the most adorable and sweetest godson ever? The best parts of Jake with the best Bradshaw attributes. Dude’s a killer.

Phoenix: I’m frankly relieved Mitchell has not inherited our best friends’ dumbassery. After all, minus one dumbass asshole times minus one asshole dumbass equals one positive smart and nice guy. Maths is beautiful that way…

Coyote, snorting and high fiving her: Nice one, Nat. It also means they get their shit together sometimes in the future. I hope it’s soon. ‘Cause I can’t take anymore of their ‘Bradshaw, as I live and breathe’ & ‘Hangman you look *insert suggestive pause* good’ bullshit routine.

Phoenix, groaning:  Right?! I run out of place to mark a cross each time Bradley gives him a once-over and Jake bites his lips with an hungry look. I’m getting so distracted I didn’t see the COMPACFLT entering the class the other day and almost didn’t stand to attention. How embarrassing!

Peacock calls his godparents and asks them to come over and sing the Great Balls of Fire song with him.

Coyote: Think we can interrogate our godson about this 'Finn' guy? Seems to be a recurrent character in his current/future life...

Phoenix: First one to make him spill the beans pays the other's tab?

Coyote: Deal.

*

[Blame the Everybody wants some! movie that I haven’t seen yet, but Mitchell’s Enemy-turned-Crush is based on Tyler Hoechlin’s Glen’s looks – THEIR FREAKING MUSTACHES DRIVE ME CRAZY!]

Here is Finnegan Noah Stilinski-Hale to become a famous baseball player in the future! I still have to think about how they met (or more likely will meet) …

[part 1] - [part 2] - [part 3] - [part 4] - [part 5] - [part 6] - [part 7]

[marishaswingkink]

Look, i was never a sterek shipper but there were some real strong sterek vibes in the movie...

The jeep - like why is Derek so hung up on Stiles' jeep that it's literally the emotional center point of his relationship with his son in the film??

Also Eli looks and dresses so much like Stiles. He's a sterek lovechild

The first point at least had to be intentional right?

[suckmyshoulderskneesandtoes]

Jeff Davis can pretend all he wants but we all know that Eli 'named after his grandfather' Hale is Sterek's lovechild.

[clotpolesonly]

Hi hello, I just watched the TW trailer and immediately came here 💙

What are your thoughts on it? 👀

(the trailer)

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firstly, the AUDACITY of them to rehash the nogitsune without DOB. i mean, really!!! 3B was their most successful and lucrative season, sure, and the TW writers are notorious for resurrecting old villains instead of creating new ones, but DOB was 70% of what made the nogitsune so successful in the first place!! i honestly never even CONSIDERED that the movie might take this route cuz it's that much of an obvious cheap and likely ineffectual cash grab.

also no Kira and/or Noshiko as they rehash the japanese mythology that was introduced with those characters specifically. opinions on Hikari are on hold until i actually see how she's introduced/explained/handled.

-sigh-

anyway. aside from how lazy and disappointing the choice of Big Bad is.... i've already seen speculation on Allison maybe being the nogitsune's vessel, but i don't see how that would work logistically, considering it's been ~17 years since she died. unless the nogitsune inhabited her body soon after her death and just hasn't felt like coming back for revenge until now, there wouldn't have been much of a body left to take over now, and considering that the actress has visibly aged, it's hard to imagine Allison has just been resurrected, cuz she would presumably come back at the same age that she died. and if the nogitsune was going to conjure her up to torment Scott, i would assume, again, that she would look as she did when he lost her.

so all the same questions about Allison remain. she looks very very sexy though.

other than that.

DEPUTY MASON!!! that's not exactly a career i expected from him, but i don't hate it 😂 i support him in anything he does.

i resent them for putting Eli in plaid if only because of the sheer amount of "omg Eli is the Sterek lovechild, #Eli Stilinski-Hale is canon" i'm going to be subjected to. am i a fake Sterek fan for being extremely annoyed by that? cuz i am. deepest apologies. idk which is more irksome, the movie's pandering or the fandom's inescapable reclamation of it.

Derek continues to have the absolute BEST werewolf roar. i'm just saying, Hoechlin does it right.

there is a distinct lack of Jackson in this trailer and i'm mad about it 😂 there's one brief shot that looks like it might be the kanima menacing Eli?? which......why??? very confused by that (and also mad about them retconning Jackson's evolution into a full werewolf even further than they already did in 6B 🙄)

also very little Liam, Peter, Parrish, and Hikari in the trailer. too many characters to fit into a teaser of that length, lol. i assume they will all be there and have a part to play.

Chris' face as he rushes into the hospital and finds out that Allison is alive 🥺 catch me crying.

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so OVERALL, i am........less excited than i was before the trailer, because they've fallen back, again, on dredging up a previously defeated villain instead of doing anything original. and they've already proven that they're not even very good at that, judging by Kate and Gerard and Peter. (who wants to place bets on whether Peter is good or bad in the movie? 50/50 odds imo, lol.)

i'm still gonna watch it. i'm curious by nature and a completionist at heart. but my hopes aren't very high.

[dear-ida]

its very funny to me that jeff d seemingly tried to replicate stiles through eli but really what he managed to do was create fodder for a sterek lovechild

[marc-is-kinda-gay]

Love the fact that there is already fanfic involving Eli as Sterek's love child

Also ,gotta love that my twitter feed is people gushing over Sterek lovechild being Canon, planning to start a riot if the kid's Kate's, explaining the possibility of mpreg in TW universe, and bashing Sterek antis (as usual) and just struggling to form a timeline involving a 15-yrold kid. (Tho TW timeline is a huge ass mess to begin with)

[sterekmpreg]

Eli: Mom, if you were put in a position to defend yourself what would come out first. Would it be the FBI training or the Spark?

Stiles: The gun, Bitch.

[sterekmpreg]

[sterekmpreg]

When anyone in the pack takes Stiles’ baby anywhere he's not near...

[sterekmpreg]

I swear Jack and Eli being Besties/boyfriends is my fav crossover ide because they just be like:

[sterekmpreg]

Noah: this better be an emergency, Eli! This is my work phone and I'm still very much the sheriff.

Eli: well it's not...

Noah: then what the hell-

Eli: IT’S DiGiorno! *hangs up*